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Anonymous (ID: ZTfkaZ7S) United Kingdom No.513402734 >>513403103 >>513403515 >>513403803 >>513403931 >>513404282 >>513404403 >>513404682 >>513404739 >>513404747 >>513405327 >>513405391 >>513405610 >>513405692 >>513405911 >>513406407 >>513406823 >>513406829
Jesus was 30 with no job no wife
That's pretty queer. No wonder he appeals to you chuds.

https://youtu.be/UcCPm95hsOw?si=CuP9Pk0opRgr6W0C
Anonymous (ID: AXmtWosp) United States No.513402860 >>513404815
He spent a lot of time with Mary Magdalene...
Anonymous (ID: mQWYT/TR) United States No.513403013 >>513403200 >>513403259
He was a carpenter.
Anonymous (ID: za6DmDi8) United States No.513403103
>>513402734 (OP)
Shouldnโ€™t you be praying in a mosque, Britcuck?
Anonymous (ID: ZTfkaZ7S) United Kingdom No.513403200 >>513403848 >>513404771
>>513403013
>a jew doing labour
fucking lmao
Anonymous (ID: 3MOXhxj0) United States No.513403259 >>513404476
>>513403013
This.
>the Bible glosses over it, but I got the impression he was a shitty carpenter.
Anonymous (ID: rM15gpPQ) United States No.513403515 >>513405486 >>513408235
>>513402734 (OP)
plus the naked kid in the park.
then peter was naked in a boat with a bunch of dudes.
sus af ngl
Anonymous (ID: aM0H429y) United States No.513403803
>>513402734 (OP)
The fact nobody beat him to death for having the gall to say all of that inside of a church in Pastor's robes behind a pew is why nobody respects Christians anymore.
Anonymous (ID: aM0H429y) United States No.513403848
>>513403200
Now you know why they wanted him dead.
Anonymous (ID: goM6ygiQ) United States No.513403931
>>513402734 (OP)
He sounds like every nigger I've ever met and moses sounds like a probation officer
Anonymous (ID: ue3H4BlY) Australia No.513404282
>>513402734 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1AkZida7mgU
Anonymous (ID: uLO7QOOt) Sweden No.513404403 >>513405557
>>513402734 (OP)

Dont forget that he was caught with a naked boy the night before he was crucified at popular request. Yes, he was another jewish pedohomo.
Anonymous (ID: beUv+PHJ) United States No.513404476
>>513403259
>shitty at his job
>becomes a cult leader instead
A tale as old as time.
Anonymous (ID: azbWhdeR) United States No.513404499
He didn't who his real father was either. He thought his mother was a virgin.
Anonymous (ID: gV326KGh) United States No.513404682 >>513405213
>>513402734 (OP)
God wants these degenerates to be eradicated. They are killing the Church.
Anonymous (ID: E8vIwjtN) United States No.513404739
>>513402734 (OP)
Who needs a wife when youโ€™re followed by prostitutes, steal children (actual children) from their parents, and drug and rape both to create drug antidotes
Anonymous (ID: Gz3hdMAJ) United States No.513404747
>>513402734 (OP)
Who told you he wasn't married?
Anonymous (ID: gj9mYxqp) Canada No.513404771
>>513403200
Thats what made him so special sar
Anonymous (ID: gj9mYxqp) Canada No.513404815
>>513402860
Friendzoned the hell out of here tho
Anonymous (ID: 1fmbFkpt) Russian Federation No.513405019
He sacrificed himself for us and our future. He could easily have become the richest man on earth by turning water into wine and selling it, but instead he devoted his life to atoning for the sins of mankind. He could easily have become the richest man on earth by turning water into wine and selling it, but instead he devoted his life to saving humanity.
Anonymous (ID: I7zlTwyX) United States No.513405213
>>513404682
>he has no understanding of Grace

Jesus literally stood inbetween a whore and a crowd about to stone them. Do you honestly believe that the whore stopped fucking people after that. Grace implies that no one can actually fix the problem, which is literally why Jesus shows up to go to the cross.

Religion is the reason why people are killed. Who the fuck do you think is beheading people during the beast system for refusing to take the mark. It isn't Jesus. You have it ass backwards because you think you're justified by law keeping, and it produces the exact type of people that call Christ possessed by a demon because he advocates for grace.

Satan uses the law to enslave you with religion. What Jesus did at the cross identified the enemy's use of religion to try and arrogate himself as God.

Notice how the whole fucking world has religion regardless of their ethnicity or culture? They're all the same. Law following for self worship. Its just their version of pride. This is why the antichrist is able to bring the unbelieving world together against God. They think they're divided because of their race, language and culture. They're not. They may claim to hate their enemies, but they love them because of their differences, because it allows them to boast when the others fuck up.

This is how Satan makes them realize they'll be willing to put aside all of their differences, and stupidly think that they can take on Christ who has been slinging asteroids and plagues at the earth to warn them not to take the mark.

by the end, these people are KNOWINGLY going against a being they KNOW CANNOT LOSE. Their PRIDE is the only thing COMPELLING THEM AT THIS POINT.
Anonymous (ID: 6BtabBJP) France No.513405327 >>513405509
>>513402734 (OP)
>30 years old
>Saying schizo bullshit all the time
>No job
>No wife
>Hated the jews
Wtf, am I jesus ?
Anonymous (ID: tE+sbasR) United States No.513405391
>>513402734 (OP)
I donโ€™t know who exactly needs this explained to them, but itโ€™s quite simple:
>a preacher who endorses sin in not Christian, they are satanic.

Thatโ€™s it, thatโ€™s the argument. I donโ€™t care if they claim they are Christian anymore than I care about dude claiming to be a woman.
Anonymous (ID: tE+sbasR) United States No.513405486
>>513403515
You mean the clothed man who was grabbed, but escaped by removing the garment?
Anonymous (ID: bfbvaS+u) Romania No.513405509
>>513405327
we all are
Anonymous (ID: tE+sbasR) United States No.513405557 >>513408656
>>513404403
Do you ever wonder if lying all the time about the Bible draws people to Christianity?
Happened to me. Recognizing you faggots lie all the damn time made me approach the text with humility.
Anonymous (ID: QBeZBJPH) Brazil No.513405610
>>513402734 (OP)
Ooof. these faggots are going to the worst parts of hell.
Anonymous (ID: ndUNGwjQ) Canada No.513405675
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5957981/1/Take-Me-Into-Your-Ark
Anonymous (ID: LkCMFIYY) United States No.513405692
>>513402734 (OP)
He also hung out with hookers. Face it, Jesus is chud-coded
Anonymous (ID: uPSBANUu) Canada No.513405911 >>513406117 >>513406131
>>513402734 (OP)
Projecting your own sexual fetishes and degenerate inclinations onto a Jesus that only exists in your head only to justify your own degenerate actions by pointing to your make-believe Jesus is a classic. Nevermind the fact that God sees homosexuality as abominable and something that needs to be rid with stoning, amiright?
HORUS !!P38zFLDUYUh (ID: yNL5f9E2) No.513406117 >>513406491
>>513405911
Love prefers the kind heart.
Anonymous (ID: ZTfkaZ7S) United Kingdom No.513406131 >>513406232
>>513405911
>anyway, yeshua wuz wite
Anonymous (ID: tE+sbasR) United States No.513406232 >>513406877
>>513406131
I love how whoever made this meme just gave up halfway through and started seething.
Anonymous (ID: NI5Z83LH) United States No.513406407
>>513402734 (OP)
Why do people always want to force themselves into places where they are clearly not wanted? There's no greater dislike than someone believing that you deserve an eternity of damnation. You have an entire world where people don't believe that, yet you choose the place they do?
Anonymous (ID: uPSBANUu) Canada No.513406491
>>513406117
Define love (hint, it does NOT mean anal sex or "gender-affirming surgery")
Anonymous (ID: L2df4zux) United States No.513406823
>>513402734 (OP)
>The bot is back
how long were you banned?
Anonymous (ID: YZ3hFHeY) United States No.513406829
>>513402734 (OP)
Anal sodomy was, is, and forever shall remain an abomination. No amount of blasphemy can change that, demon.
Anonymous (ID: ZTfkaZ7S) United Kingdom No.513406877
>>513406232
>he didnt deny it
i found it to be quite an accurate depiction of how you speak mister israelite.
Anonymous (ID: 8p3L67q4) United States No.513408235 >>513408897
>>513403515
He was only naked because the guards grabbed his robe and he slipped out and ran off naked into the night. You weirdos want Christ to be a pedo so badly it's almost amusing. But Christ has stood the test of time and what He says has proven true.
Anonymous (ID: CrZyAVbk) United States No.513408656
>>513405557
>Now a certain young man followed Him, having a linen cloth thrown around his naked body. And the young men laid hold of him, and he left the linen cloth and fled from them naked.

The word in the Greek is Neaniskos, which some interpret as a little boy. But its really more like 15-26. I think his nakedness is some metaphor representing the soul.
Anonymous (ID: ZTfkaZ7S) United Kingdom No.513408897 >>513409606
>>513408235
A SECOND BOY HAS BEEN CHRISTED. REPEAT. A SECOND BOY HAS BEEN CHRISTED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mxhhnnXZH8
Anonymous (ID: CrZyAVbk) United States No.513409606 >>513409943
>>513408897
>Jesus isnt real
>But also he's a pedophile
Anonymous (ID: ZTfkaZ7S) United Kingdom No.513409943
>>513409606
Why do you stupid niggers keep making this comment like some 'own'. Where did I say he didn't exist? Your schizo depiction of him didn't exist, that's for sure.