Thread 513405866

my hands are all messed up
i can't hold anything properly
i can't type on a computer accurately
i can't put on gloves without them hurting my skin due to not fitting the shape of my joints
i can't even play games without being contorted and in pain

why shouldn't I apply for disability?

>>513405866 (OP)
What's you take the picture with faggot?

>>513405866 (OP)
what about fapping any discomfort?

>>513405866 (OP)
amputate it and get a cool robotic hand instead

>>513405866 (OP)
you just have double joints? you don't seem to have any overt muscle atrophy from being unable to use your hands

>>513405977
the phone i phoneposted with to start this thread. i hold and type on my phone with both hands whenever i need to use the screen.

>>513405992
i can't apply any pressure with the tips of my fingers so i've been jacking off using the joints of my fingers since I was in my early 20s.

>>513405866 (OP)
What are you, 8 Ball?

>>513406098
fuck i wish...

all these gay brain chips but no robo-arms

>>513405866 (OP)
Milk the system for all its worth. Just get a white girlfriend, not wife, to plop out a bunch of kids. Live welfare large. Who gives a shit about work ethic when the government is paying all shades of shitskin to replace you. Use chatgpt to find out all the things you qualify for in your area.

Go with God, Crinkle Fingers.

>>513406244
SO YOU BETTER DRIVE BRUTHA

>>513405866 (OP)
whitebois... the supremacy of the white race is so powerful...

>>513406160
>i've been jacking off using the joints of my fingers since I was in my early 20s

>>513405866 (OP)
this looks like a still frame from a werewolf transformation sequence, when all the limbs break and are reshaped. no offence, bro

>>513406160
So you hold the phone with your hands?

>>513405866 (OP)
Like early arthritis, right?
Yeah me too. Me and the missus both.
Hey, what about this weird effect: you start feeling these old injuries you haven't felt in literally decades?
I had warts burned off my elbow 30 years ago and haven't thought about them at all since.
I am not getting them again but I feel a tingling. 30 years.
And where my ankle broke etc.
Very weird
I got the vaccine after waiting 4 years
Missus didn't.
So make of that
WHAT YOU WILL.
I like ..

PLAYING:
LAST OF US 1 + 2
DYING LIGHT 1 + FOLLOWING
COD: COLD WAR: ZOMBIES: OUTBREAK
Etc.
LISTENING TO ROY DOTRICE
READING A SONG OF ICE & FIRE
ahhh.
Vaping
Stretching
Working out
Reading
Listening to music
B U R N I N G
2
D I S K
100 DVDs : BURNED / EVERY OTHER WEEK

>>513406390
Whites don't claim to be superior to anyone besides niggers but everyone is superior to them, objectively. White people just want to be left alone. The "superior race" concept is a Jewish one

>>513405866 (OP)
We still love you with your deformity and all.

>>513406160
Is your right arm just as fucked? Make a custom controller with wasd buttons spaced out, you should be able to press them by tilting you hand.
You won't win esport tournaments but should be able to play.
I think these controllers also count as console joysticks, so aim assist will be present

>>513406438
when i make a fist, it brings my thumb joint close and my grip is weak, so that's basically most of the feeling i get

>>513406440
kek

>>513406743
fuckin' tape a fleshlight to your hand or whatever, you getting government gibs for this manmade horror?

>>513405866 (OP)
borax

>>513406743
Looks like you should be able to hold mouse and press some button, get a grip on yourself and start neet maxxing with vidya and neet bucks

>>513405866 (OP)
Someone post the sõylent hand meme please.
Thanks in advance.

>>513405866 (OP)
holy shit your hand looks exactly like mine, my fingers are all crooked like yours but they dont hurt and I can use them just fine.
but really our hands are like 1:1 wtf

>>513405866 (OP)
Wow man, are you OK??

>>513405866 (OP)
Watch this, you need it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li1EBYWh9I8

>>513405866 (OP)
>why shouldn't I apply for disability?
you should if you can. make sure you see a doctor and get notes taken of it and then see if you can get a lawyer to file the paperwork for you. those cases can take months if not years to go through though, the system will do everything it can to deny you.

>>513405866 (OP)
how many times have you broken your fingers?

>>513405866 (OP)
>apply for disability
oh no you don't, buster. benefits are for single mothers and the elderly ONLY
get your ass back to work

>>513406632
And putting a lot of pressures on whites for unrealistic expectations.

>>513406959
lol unironically i was able to open one of those before at work when I tried one before they became a meme. Gatorade bottles are harder to open imo

>>513406964
I'm numbed to most of the pain except for when my joints get swollen. Then it's not going away until I take some sort of antiinflammatory.

>>513405866 (OP)
I would recommend running your hand over so that you save the step of them breaking your hand so that they can realign it

>>513405866 (OP)
Start taking high dose riboflavin. It does fix joint and mobility issues but I have no idea what you've got wrong. Basically what I would do is get a bag of bulk riboflavin powder and then take 1/4 quarter teaspoon each night.

>>513405866 (OP)
Have you ever been shot at by blacks or beaners for throwing gang signs?
>twists index finger to cross the other 3 and make an HH
You know what you have to do.

>>513406964
hes bullshitting us about the pain, Hans
1st day on the internet?

>>513405866 (OP)
Are you stupid niggers really gonna believe this double jointed fag?

>>513407429
you think this doesn't hurt??? this is my thumb at rest

>>513405866 (OP)
did you try bending them back

>>513405866 (OP)
I have a small scar on my hand.

>>513405866 (OP)
the photo is made to resemble rheumatoid arthritis (RA) to gather sympathy, quite a painful disease that one
but in fact it's ehlers danlos ie ability to manipulate the joints to mimic RA appearance. ehlers danlos syndrome only occurs in jewish populations, jewanon, wonder why that particular trait evolved in that particular population

>>513407674
are you a potato?

>>513405866 (OP)
stop gooning

>>513407674
this is not your hand

>>513407674
You have a lot of scars toward your wrist too.

>>513405866 (OP)
You weak, pathetic piece of shit Zoomers disgust me. Serious question, anon, have you ever once in your miserable life gone outside? From the chewed nails and soft skin, I am certain you are the product of a single mom that couldn't wait to get that (((autism))) diagnosis so that she could park you in front of a screen for the entirety of your useless existence.

>>513407929
My hand got stuck in a tortilla press.

>>513405866 (OP)
If your hands are fucked up and in pain like that you should absolutely apply for disability lad

>>513407674
Fuck off.

>>513406160
>i can't apply any pressure with the tips of my fingers so i've been jacking off using the joints of my fingers since I was in my early 20s.
Maybe it's time to talk to girls instead

>>513406160
So what did you do to masturbate before your 20s?
>>513405866 (OP)
>>513405977
What happened to your hands?

>>513405866 (OP)

Evangelion hands

>>513410034
he probably just jacked off normally? Retard.

>>513405866 (OP)
whi pepo don't straighten they fingers, shieeeet....

>>513405866 (OP)
>>513407674
I don't have fingers.

>>513405866 (OP)
You SHOULD apply. They'll deny your claim but might as well try

>>513405866 (OP)
>why shouldn't I apply for disability?

You have every reason to. Fuck the system. Fuck the universe till it hurts.

>hand thread
>4chan
>no one has posted picrel
rope for every single one of you faggots

>>513412292
holy fuck I forgot about that guy

>>513405866 (OP)
Probably arthritis. Talk to your general GP and get diagnosed. for real.

I'm sorry that this won't get better as you get older. You might require pain medications as the condition progresses.

Good luck.

>>513405866 (OP)
i would love to suck on those fingers after dunking them in turkey gravy

>>513405866 (OP)
Because they won't give you disability for jerking off too much.

>>513410977
Bless this man.

wholesome

>>513406440 >>513406475

>>513405866 (OP)
Stop biting your nails, fag.

>>513405866 (OP)
Now how the hell did that happen?

>>513405866 (OP)
You should apply for disability, your hands are all fucked up.

>>513406743
>>513405866 (OP)
>>513407573

>>513406743
>>513405866 (OP)
this is what happens when you claw hold the controller for 20 years

>>513406160
That sucks man, but at least you're not fat.

>>513410977
carpenter ahh hlooking hands

you can still pray with your hands together

>>513406743
looks like you can still masturbate