Thread 513408328

What does it take for a company to win back its customers?

>>513408328 (OP)
Make bud light taste better.

>>513408328 (OP)
I will drink Sydney's beer

>>513408328 (OP)
I've been boycotting Budweiser products for twenty years because they taste like assholes, but I do remember how like six months after the whole tranny thing the usual grifters all decided it was time to forgive bud light. I guess Anheuser Busch's bribe offers finally got big enough

>>513408328 (OP)
Refrain from assaulting its customers.
Refrain from insulting its customers.
Provide the things costumers want to buy at high quality and fair price.
Advertise so people are aware of the product they sell.
That's it. That is all any company has to do to succeed in business.

>>513408328 (OP)
Well, getting Shaner didnt help enough I guess. Call the SS, we're going back to baseds

>>513408328 (OP)
I've considered tapping her many times.

>>513408328 (OP)
sydney starting to date a black guy after leaving her white ex would mindbreak so many white boys it'd be orgasmic.

>make shit piss beer
>product fails
>look for marketing solutions instead of trying to brew beer that is not pisswater
american capitalism at work
pic unrelated

>>513408328 (OP)
>Bud Light
Do mutts really drink that piss water? What happend to actual Pilsner or any kind of other real beer brands?

>>513409174
You'd cum to the thought of a white woman fucking a black? Euros are weird

>>513408328 (OP)
All the right wing cucks are already back to drinking it so why would they need to do anything about it

>>513408328 (OP)
they should put Sweeney's pictures in various semi erotic poses on the cans. if successful(unlikely cause bud light)
hopefully the other brands will do the same with other hotties to compete.

>>513409342
its hot, especially since she's kind of the whole cultural war icon of an attractive white young woman that's popular but still chooses to signal that she's a republican and trad, and only dates white men. her becoming a snowbunny would be like the ultimate betrayal and would no doubt speed up the BNWO-fication of america by years

>>513408448
If you dislike Budweiser beer, you aren't white.

American Eagle is ran by Jews

Nobody important or intelligent drinks Budweiser and no ad will change that

>>513408328 (OP)
Apparently a single woman because retards are losing their fucking minds over false controversy.
>buying the tranny beer that outright said it hates me the libs are gonna be so mad!!!!

>>513409531
I drink vodka because I'm not a pussy.

>>513408328 (OP)
Hell, I'd sign up for the military. Woke is dead, America is so fucking back baby.

>>513408328 (OP)
so they replace a tranny with a kike? topkek yeah fuck this gay earth

>>513409468
Nigger cuck

>>513408328 (OP)
Whoa, Shitty beer for poor people is going to do a marketing campaign! Whoa!

>>513408328 (OP)
don't be gay. it's rly not that hard if u try

>>513408328 (OP)
get new customers?
Also all beer has glyphosate in it now.

>>513408328 (OP)
Why were people so mad about that Bud Light ad again? Can't remember her saying anything controversial or anything like that.

>>513408328 (OP)
the juden don't understand at all
the conciliatory ugly booba girl npcs froth over is actually worse, it's a fake attempt to appease, and ITS SHIT

>>513408328 (OP)
No thx, i don´t estrogen lagers.
>changing one tranny for another... those horizontal clavicles are not hiding anything.

fuck all your goysumer products, fuck all the goysumer companies, fuck all their spokesdemons

FUCK ALL OF THEM

>>513408328 (OP)
>What does it take for a company to win back its customers?
The budlight problem is that their advertisement went viral. The boycott did nothing. They became the beer of trannies. Just think about people going to the bar to find someone. Some guy goes up to the bar to get something to drink. What does he get? what beer will give the right message? I dont think he will get that one that makes women question if he pretends to be a woman in his off time. Same with women. When you go out to find a guy, do you order the beer that might make men question if you have a dick between your legs? no.

>>513409295
They became big corporations and the recipe/qaulity suffered and then they were bought by conglomerates owned by what I assume are the jews who ruined the recipe/process/etc even more
all the big national domestic brands have gone through this

>>513408777
Trips of truth strikes again

>>513408328 (OP)
Make the beer taste better. Once people started hating Budd for the trans shit, they began to realize that all light beer tastes the same and went somewhere else.

>>513408448
How do you improve carbonated piss water?
Only broke white boys drink this shit.

>>513409295
It was THE beer of any large event like football and was shilled endlessly to make people mentally associate it with fun

>>513409174
orgasmic to a jewish bug, no doubt
turns out you are wearing a jewishbug flag
are you even a person, prolly not (jews dont count)

>>513408328 (OP)
So they'll hire some 'right wing' and or 'masculine' celebrity or worse, e-celebrity who will be happy as a pig in shit to get paid to whore some poision and normaloids will SLURP SLURP it alllllllll up, because that's all it takes for them

coors sam elliot is what i want

>>513409468
Show Israeli flag, kike.

>>513409531
Its not fucking strong enough. I need 8% minimum, or liquor.

Only drink Beer that the German women offer (They sometimes let you touch a pink titty)

>>513408328 (OP)
>Push Sydney psyops pro white
Her coalburning movie comes out.
>HaHa you chuds love bbc cucking

It's all so tiring.

>>513408328 (OP)
A more fuckable tranny

>>513412334
Fagification of an American iconic beer. It pissed a lot of people off, but the public got their revenge by boycotting them. It is still watered-down beer that I don't drink. It is the NPC beer of choice, but even then the ad campaign woke them up.

>>513408328 (OP)
Whatever happened to the woman responsible for the tranny fiasco anyway?

>>513408485
Only if the add features her peeing into a beer vat at the bottling plant

>>513412909
if you don't find the girls in both of those pictues attractive you're trying way too fucking hard.

>>513412659
>>513412761
i hate jews for owning US and UK and making BMWF and BLACKED popular, the founder of BLACKED is literally a jew. I'm a nooticer, I just accepted jews and BBC won and don't try to fight it anymore because i'm too demoralized of trying. Trump is a jew owned mutt and amerimutts still worship him. Same with Farage, Meloni, etc. It's over.

>>513412334
They dove head first into tranny shit by having a trans influencer do an ad for them, then doubled down when people pointed out how retarded an idea it was. Then kid rock shot at Budd light with a shotgun and Budd light went from the top selling to the 3rd most and falling ever since.
Budd made the critical mistake of getting their audience very wrong and thinking that they could compete in the micro brewery city type sector.

>>513408328 (OP)
I’m more of a coffee guy myself

Apologize. Admit they only did it because they were afraid of israel. Swear it will never happen again. Donate all profits to Gaza.

>>513412548
Make it steel reserve.

>>513413006
The deal is: back in the 90s and early 2000s, before smartphones, clubbing was big. People went out to the bars/ dance clubs every night. That was what we did, concerts, parties, festivals.
Everybody knew bud light was watered down piss beer. Even bud light knew it. That was the point. It was a beer you could drink all night and never get too drunk to have fun

>>513408328 (OP)
This is probably a good idea on their part. They already have Kelce. Get Sydney up in Taylor Swift booth at the first K.C. Chiefs home game with both of them drinking Bud Light. It'll probably cost them 100 million dollars, but it would be worth it.

>>513408328 (OP)
all corporations are owned by the vatican


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513408328 (OP)
Stop using whores to start with.
Male whore, female whore. All the same.
In the case of bud light, I've only tried once because thank the All-mighty God I'm not American, but thing is basically urine, so I'd start by actually improving the taste.

>>513408328 (OP)
Pay a living wage.

>>513413415
That shit sucks.
Real men drink Pabst, preferably in a pint glass.
If you can find a bar with Pabst on tap, you know you're home.
It's the only beer that ever tasted like a beer to me.

>>513413229
Yes I would like to do an 800lbs hip thrust into an androgynous looking skater girl Latina. How did you guess?

>>513413229
>Never held a girls hand.
>>513413159
Bleached blonde thots with fake tits are easily found, they make me frown.
I like them sweet, mixed with a little brown.
So I can lick them up and down.
Push my cock in and pound.

>>513408686
I frequent my local soccer club matches at a big stadium. Bud Light has not recovered. I look every match to see how many Bud Lights I can spot in the stands and I can count it on one hand.

>>513413229
you're a hero

No one cares enough about bud light for this to matter, granted, I thought that when the troon beer campaign came out too. When I think of bud light, I feel nothing. I don't think I've had one in over a decade .

>>513408686
I started buying bud lights again like 6 months after that shit came out but my gf is trans.

>>513414077
Not sure if serious.

many people have considered tapping sydney sweeney

>>513408328 (OP)
Even if they had Sydney Sweeney bent over and spreading her ass hole, I still wouldn't buy it

>>513414601
She will have to find out by dating me. I know this Latina shit skin animal is some influencer on social media. And that's okay. She can go to the gym with me. When I hip thrust 12 plates, she can use her ass to give me extra pheromones. the moment that happens I'll get a boner and accidently break my cock, which will be puking its guts all over the floor by accident because of this fat androgynous Latina pussy. It would be embarrassing but we would have sweaty sex after that for hours.

>>513413598
Try liquor you fucking raging faggot.

>>513415079
Sweaty sun kissed caramel latinas are God's gift to white men.

>>513408328 (OP)
So, i've never wore a suit before my 28. My mom invited me to watch one of her religious encounters at the Jeovah Witnesses and I went but needed a suit first.

So went to get one, 500 reais. Almost a hundred dollars, cheap, I know, but the price tag still is in the hanger.

>>513408328 (OP)
finance Nazzi causes? fuck off with your tranny beer you piece of shit.

>>513408777
have you considered the Beer Jew being on your side you fucking paypig?

>>513408328 (OP)
It takes customers being willing to come back. Don't think that is happening here

>>513412608
> Football

you were always gay. and I bet you jerk off to the man ass bobbing up and down in deepthroat videos, bitch.

>>513415481
>holobunga numbers on her arm
Trump has gone too far, holocausting qt Latina gfs.

>>513415481
I'd probably give her an instant cream pie with my white cock as long as she's nice.

>>513409295
What's great about this and jewish propaganda in general is that despite all of the warnings and predictions, when the war breaks out millions of dumb white and brown goy will enthusiastically sign up to die for ZOG. LOL cooked is not the right word for our predicament, gentlemen.

>>513408328 (OP)
Bud Light has good gins.

>>513417264
Sidney Sweeney has good gins.
Bud Light Gins, by Anheuser-Busch Missouri.

>>513408485
I’ll drink her bath water before I drink bud light

>>513409295
>good things happening isn’t actually good, goyim
Yawn

>>513413598
>pabst
real men drink icehouse. literally the GOAT of all time american beer