Thread 513411054

This is a photo of the celebrity Anne Hathaway.
(https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/anne-hathaway--174092341824121813/)
As to some reason, celebrity Anne Hathaway is now an "HR Person" who mysteriously won't let anyone have jobs.
>>513376469
>fictional scenario about how Anne Hathaway is hecking TAKING YOUR JOB

Can anyone explain this to me? I'm not dumb enough for this particular nigger-tier psyop so I think it just doesn't work on me.

>>513411054 (OP)
She's the perfect visual for a toasty HR manager that fucks over right wingers or really anyone she just doesnt like, even if she can't even articulate why she doesnt like them. The eyes and the fake smile are reminiscent of a pharceutical haze caused by a cocktail of jewish drugs. There's nothing behind her eyes, and her smile is forced, like a psychopath looking in the mirror to make sure she can mimic regular people.

>>513411054 (OP)
As a bonus, my HR manager looks like an older version of Anne Hathaway. Its actually uncanny.

>>513411286
>>513411508
It's literally a normal photo you retarded faggot.
>actually it's all this stuff
Nah you're just a dumbass.

>>513411054 (OP)

she and brittany spears are exact same pheno type

>>513411054 (OP)
Anne Hathaway, Dakota Johnson and Ana de Armas. Always confuse these 3.

>>513411054 (OP)
MADE

>>513411625
Lol youre a mad whore roasty who is so angry that shes wasting her time on pol while she could be getting railed by a bunch of retards or making whore money, seethe and stay mad slut

She looks like a corporate hr white woman
You are autistic

>>513411625
>ask why
>get told why
>"no, it's not"
go have another glass of wine, whore

>>513412426
I consider that she is autistic, but shes also very, very angry. The kind of angry that induces barely controllable rage and daydreams of carnage that she'll never see or inflict. It doesnt go away roastie, its going to be like this for the rest of your life and there's nothing you can do about it. You'll go through life being angry and it will ruin any chance you may have had at any kind of happiness. I hope you kill yourself.

Bump i want more people to see you denying reality, being a cunt about it, and living forever in anger. Please bros say hurtful shit to her.

>>513411054 (OP)
That glazed SSRI stare seals the deal.

>Some random nobody seeks attention on social media.
Big if true!

>>513412562
The answer was wrong. Seethe.

>>513413678
Lol you won't even reply to me any more. You know its never going to stop right? You know you'll always be in your own head fighting with the world like this right? The longer time goes on the worse it will get. Your SSRI's won't help, you'll think its a good idea to stop taking them altogether. Then withdrawal will hit.

>>513413528
I just think you're fucking stupid. When a friend of mine (WHITE, STRAIGHT... MALE!??!!) wanted to find a job they got one in literally 1 week. Then they quit and got ANOTHER JOB 2 weeks later.

You know WHY they weren't getting callbacks before I helped?
Their resume looked like a piece of shit. But it's not the -resume- being shit, no no, it's the angery mean peoples :(((((

This is why you seem like a dumbass to me.
>"The people at Toyota are MEAN to me!!!"
>why is that
>"I asked for a new Ferrari and they asked me to PAY FOR IT... and not only that but I would have to do PAPERWORK TO GET IT. I said, that sounds like work to me"
>and "THEN THEY TOLD ME I COULDN'T GET A CAR WITHOUT DOING THE PAPERWORK"
>uh actually it sounds like you're just a dumbass who doesn't know what they're doing
>"it can't be THAT, everyone is just mean :*("

>>513413872
(You) are a faggot :^)
Post resume, I bet it looks like a 4th grader did it. Post CV.
>uh, I don't have that
Post skills
>I don't have that
What the fuck do you want from people anon? Free cars? Free houses?
Even WHEN you have money you STILL have to do paperwork and work to own things.
>b-but
Faggot retard.

>>513411054 (OP)
That's a nice photo of the celebrity Anne Hathaway that you posted in this thread on the board /pol/ on 4chan.

>>513414030
Yes I feel she represents all of the evil people in the world:
The Toyota dealership who won't let me have free cars
Batman when I found out he wasn't real
Girls who I never talked to and they don't make the first move and approach me

I've been sitting on my ass posting these stupid memes all day and yet I somehow STILL don't have a job offer as a meme poster?!

>>513411286
if you've ever had a job you would know HR ladies max out at 5/10

>>513413932
Oh, I see. Well clearly I must be wrong, so wrong that it makes you angry that I said it. Thats okay. Everyone gets mad. Just a question.... do you look like this?

>>513414166
I look like this.

>>513414138
>>513414019
Im a banker and I've been in banking for over a decade. My HR managers office is about 30 feet from me.

>>513414295
"A banker"
Post title.

>>513414236
So youre a nigger tranny with a blonde wig. This makes a lot more sense now.

>>513411286
>eyes and the fake smile are reminiscent of a pharceutical haze caused by a cocktail of jewish drugs

You only get those eyes by sucking Harvey Weinstein's cock in a jacuzzi.

>>513414236
You’ve got a dildo in your chest

>>513414322
That would compromise my identity, if you know anything about financial institutions and working for them you'll know they all love their acronyms and they all use different titles for the same or similar positions. Anyone thats worked for a few banks before can attest to this. Or credit unions.

>>513411286
idk fpbp

also not politics OP kys salty bitch, have a bump to your faggot thread because your post and obviously insanely low IQ took so much energy I can’t even bring myself to season your ass-tier thread

>>513411054 (OP)
>Dead eyes
>Fake smile
>Girlboss vibes

i enjoyed the devil wears prada!

>>513411054 (OP)
Anne Hathaway is one of the hottest and most sweet actresses to ever live and you're gonna make her the face of some HR bitch? Make it an ugly tranny. Have the folk rebel against HR cunts like they're rebelling against CEOs.

>>513414236
unfathombly based newfags and zoomers get out

>>513414614
The worst part is their breath ALWAYS smells like poop.

>women deserve pay equity at Air Canada
>ok we're going on strike for pay equity
>REEEEEEEEE GO BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY CUNTS

>>513411286
>I don't have any skills or education and the HR managers are to blame
Yawn.

>>513414699
Thats funny, because her husband is jewish.

Wow a middle-aged woman, LE SEX!

>>513411625
Show whore orifice

>>513414790
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

>>513414814
Fuck. The witch must burn.

>>513414494
>>513414322
>That would compromise my identity, if you know anything about financial institutions and working for them you'll know they all love their acronyms and they all use different titles for the same or similar positions. Anyone thats worked for a few banks before can attest to this. Or credit unions.
"I totally work as a banker but uh.... don't ask me to explain what I do or name what my title is"
Weird that you come on /pol/ to post seethe about a celebrity that has no correlation to reality.

>>513414837
Based.

>>513414809
Again, im a banker and have been in banking for over a decade. You trannies and faggots are silly, it must be the mental illness.

>>513411054 (OP)
This is a photo of the singer Haddaway
He sang What is love?

>>513414903
>Weird that you come on /pol/ to post seethe about a celebrity that has no correlation to reality.
I didnt make the thread dumb dumb, you did hahahahaha, I dont care whether ot not you believe that im a banker. I wish I wasn't.

>>513415012
This song is actually about a woman being murdered by her lover
>baby dont hurt me
>dont hurt me
>no more
>WHOA OO WHOA OO AHHHHHHHHHDJDNFBFBBXHDBXBXBDB

>>513411054 (OP)
>I'm not dumb enough for this particular nigger-tier psyop
that's because it's a meme you stupid asperger gorilla nigger that cannot understand a joke and has to make a thread about it

>>513411054 (OP)
Why is the celebrity Anne Hathaway taking peoples jobs while working for HR? And why are there so many replied? Shes sexually harassing me by giving me a stiffy. She sexually harasses me like this at least three times a day. Now thats a shitpost.

>>513414936
That's cool anon I'm an astronaut and I've been in astronauting for over 15 years.
>what do you do
Oh I can't say, just general Astronaut stuff.

>>513411054 (OP)
I never understood why she was famous.
Her name is famous sounding but thats it

>And then the male wypipo said he would like to apply for the position.
>It gave me the ick desu
>I ended up recruiting a non binary congolese gender fluid queeer with no qualification nor visa

>>513411054 (OP)
You're actually an autistic subhuman retard, just letting you know

>>513411054 (OP)
I am in to dead beady eyes and this picture is making me diamonds, should I become a mortician?

>>513415012
And he's been STOPPING ME FROM GETTING A GF!!!!!!!
My story:
>there is a cute girl that I see in public one day
>go home without talking to her
>now, I'm not dating her
This is Haddaway's fault.

>>513415385
Ugh, I know, I know... a lot of effort went into this shitty psyop.
Sadly it was always bad and it needs to be euthanized.

>>513415409
Baby dont hurt me
No more

>>513415323
You didnt ask me what I do, you asked for my specific title of employment. I open and maintain and change personal accounts. I also do transactions. I maintain and balance the vault, the TCR, the coin machine and the ATM. sometimes I just help old people make coffee in our lobby. You should try to be as spiteful as you are stupid, you might actually accomplish your goal here. Not.

>>513415330
If you haven't had a crush on Hathaway you are not white.

>>513415061
Personally I wish that I wasn't an astronaut who works at Nintendo.
But as their 'ideas guy', I need to be in space to come up with new ways to make mario games.
That's my title at Nintendo, btw. "Ideas Guy".

>>513415566
>I WORK AS A PROGRAMMER
>what language do you program in
>"IT'S TOP SECRET"
I totally get it, as Nintendo's "Ideas Guy", I have to keep a lot of my astronaut work secret.

>>513415676
You can feel however you want about me being a vague banker, however this doesnt change the meme your anger was meant to be aimed at. Did you really come to pol thinking you were going to kill a meme? The only way you can kill a meme is by it failing to gain traction in the first place. Believe me, I've made a lot of memes. Its like you dont know where you are.

>>513415847
Don't make me upset or as Nintendo's "Ideas Guy", I will have Mario report to an HR lady who won't let him play the next levels. (Until he beats the current levels)

>>513414236
frittata...

She has the perfect mouth for an insanely lewd nymphomaniac, a nymphomaniac that has been absolutely boy crazy since forever and now she loves nothing better than wrapping those long cocksucker lips around the biggest ugliest dick she can find to gorge herself on pints of sperm

>>513411054 (OP)
>>513414475
poor lady, she probably did get kiked by weinstein bear

>>513414358
>>513414486
newfags

it's funny and you either get it right away or you don't and move on. humor can't be explained, it's not something objectively funny, since there are leftists who love HR and the whole faggoty process of officework. i've never been fired or laid off, but i instantly recognized that facial expression as an HR lady look.

>>513415974
No you're thinking of Charlotte Gainsbourg

>>513415943
This is a brilliant demonstration of what SSRI's and psychotropics do to a person's ability to communicate with others or follow a logical thought pattern. Its sad really. I mean it was always going to be with or without the drugs but its sadder with the drugs. I hope youre a bitch to me in real life one day so I can fill out a bogus SAR on you like I do to jews and get the IRS watching your accounts both eith my institution and every other institution you have an account at.

>>513416063
she has great tits, and did get banged out by some italian scammer guy, before finally settling down with her current cuckhusband. she's a feminist but i'm sure she's just a normal hwood roastie who isn't as bad as the hardcore ones.

look up "vaticon" for further reading i believe that was the italian con artist.

Just remember that Berkshire-Hathaway is her immediate family. She's a sellout whore for Hollywood. She got there cuz of her family name...it's all so tiredly incestuous. Fuck this site with its gay ass countdown to deter posting unless you pay for this gay ass Honeypot..I assume I won't be able to post this...if it does, I will be shocked.

Why are you bullying my wife? She's a sweetheart.

>>513416254
here it is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raffaello_Follieri_scandal

>>513416254
She looks like she genuinely enjoys anal sex, every time I've been offered i just can't do it. Shit comes out of asses. Poop. POOP. And women like this will suck the shit right off your dick like it was cool. I dont want shit on my dick bros.

>>513411054 (OP)
Hathaway has a look that is not unlike HR women in every state in the US.
Is that hard?

wew, what a checkered past
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Hathaway#Personal_life

>>513416460
i concur

>>513416585
No not at all, it is of note that they generally do gravitate towards that position of employment though. At the very least its an interesting delve into human psychology. Then again women's psychology is characterized as chronic mental illness, so who knows.

>>513412568
what a stupid raped bitch
>>513414236
based j o crystal enjoyer

>>513411054 (OP)
>Can anyone explain this to me?
doubtful

>>513411054 (OP)
She was a lot cuter as a teenager.

she is also pro-vaxx
sauce:
https://www.alamyimages.fr/raffaello-follieri-left-founder-and-chairman-of-the-follieri-fundation-and-his-girlfriend-anne-hathaway-u-s-actress-take-part-in-the-first-phase-of-a-three-day-program-giving-1000-hepatitis-a-vaccines-in-san-marcos-carazo-some-25-miles-south-of-managua-nicaragua-tuesday-july-25-2006-this-represents-the-first-contribution-to-a-vaccine-program-that-will-take-the-follieri-fundation-throughout-central-america-during-the-next-five-years-ap-photo-esteban-felix-image541404868.html

Fuck this site. My previous post shows within chrome but not on brave...the censorship is real.

>>513416914
Most if not all of them are anon, you know this come on kek. In fact im not sure i know of even one woman, celebrity or not, who is hotter in her 20s 30s or 40s than she was as a teenager.

>>513416983
The fuck really?

>>513416983
yeah it's getting worse somehow

This girl is Anne Hathaway's clone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIjREk1yLTs

>>513411054 (OP)
It's because she's jewish.

>>513417419
Niggas is really out here watching ethots play video games on youtube lol

>>513411625
Kvetch harder, dumb simp

>>513411054 (OP)
Ugly eyes. Is that a female Jew?

>>513417596
jewtube pushed her on me too.
Angelika is the patricians' choice for gaming ethots though

>>513411286
Yep this my last job interview they fucking loved me and this toasted roast cockblocked me from the job so she could find a pet nigger

>>513411286
Shills mad. Fpbp. OP is a faggot. Sage

>>513411054 (OP)
she's so pretty

i'd let her step on my CV and torn apart my PhD

>>513411054 (OP)
is she the hr female human person that fired me yesterday ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
interrogative

>>513418216
I do great in most job interviews, been to enough of them anyway. You dont want to work with a bunch of the types of people you hate do you? Always good to see if you can take a walk/look around either before or after the interview to get a read on the types of fags you'll be working with. Would you rather waste your time at a nigger loving business or one that you can openly talk about how much you hate niggers? And kikes. And the rest. Don't waste your time, find the right place. They still exist. Before this i worked at a small bank in florida and we were all white and racist. I liked that part of living in florida.

>>513417596
That girl funny as fuck though, specially when she starts swearing because she cant beat the level.

>>513414322
>>513414903
>>513414494
Noticed that the green ID Fed tried to slyly get the guy to dox himself.

>>513414814
Anne is pretty freakin hot I used to beat it to her religiously. At least half of her loosh comes from my urethra

>>513411054 (OP)
You are extremely dumb and your brain doesn't understand how memes work.

She's Jewish. That simple.

>>513411054 (OP)
Like maga-lards need to worry about a job. That's absurd. There's no such thing a a maga-lard that works. They're all on gibs that daddy Trump will be cutting soon.

Prettiest actress ever

>>513422427
mouth is way too wide- she looks like a monster in human skin

>>513414236
you’re a survivor, we’re a dying breed

>>513423293
Genrtic resistance to cyanide

>>513422202
It was a very real scenario.

>>513422811
>2/10 elbows too pointy
gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

>>513411054 (OP)
the only position Anne Hathaway deserves to be in is this one

>>513411054 (OP)
Is no one else going to mention how uncanny this picture is?

>>513411286
fippy bippy

>>513411286
>She's the perfect visual for a toasty HR manager that fucks over right wingers
the victim complex from the right is hilarious

>>513426553
her pupils are way too small

>>513414699
>most sweet actresses
I heard she's a cunt like Anna Kendrick. Sandra Bullock is a sweet actress. She anonymously gives money to animals hospitals so poor people can get treatment for their pets.

>>513422811
>she looks like a monster in human skin
Literally my first thought looking at the op pic
>>513426644
It's something more too

>>513422427
hello fellow woman enjoyer

>>513422427
she achieves "ultimate side boob" i think we can agree haha

>>513411633
>she and brittany spears
Hush your whore mouth!

DOn't tAlkBoUt Brit-Nay!

>>513414699
they updqted it sweatie

>>513427360
The best part is she's at a premiere for a children's film. She did this intentionally because she was being typecast and given a bunch of princess roles.

>>513426162
what movie?

>>513427451
qualley is gorg toon but her tits can't compare

>>513426004
nah dude I'm just saying she can't be the prettiest ever if she has such an obvious flaw. The corners of your mouth aren't supposed to go past the centre of your eye, and hers goes almost to the side of her eye. It's actually terrifying. I still would though

>>513427612
Havoc, about a White girls who goes slumming with a bunch of spics and her friend gets raped.

>>513427612
human caterpillar 3rd segment

>>513411054 (OP)
Not all that attractive desu. Why is she a-list?

>>513411054 (OP) She is one of my favorite AI girlfriends. From what I understand she is a bitch in real life. That's why I smack her each time I come home... I enhanced her a little. She's a good bitch... Here ya goo make ya a hot ass AI slut.

>>513427760
Neither is switfy. Mid.. theyre really 7 and 8s. My wife has prettier face. Swifty amd ann Hathaway have pretty nice body and long legs though. . Given a choice I would tonque ann Hathaway anus before swiftys.. but i would reject either.

>>513427850
Because she was in successful films and won an academy award for losing weight, cutting off her hair, and crying in a boring musical.

>>513422811
i like big teeth/big mouths on women

My old gym crush kinda looks like her, but is browner. I want to kill myself

>>513411054 (OP)
>>513416134
Legit looks like some demonic entity.

>>513428112
Me too.

>>513414790
I just found out that our govt are subsidising womens amateur sports at $250 per participant
But not for mens competitions.
>inb4
dont even start me on the pretend professional leagues that burn $50million in annual loses and are already 80% funded by the govt

>>513414814
>someone already at the wall
she's 40+ so I don't blame her for hedging on the jew to prolong the acting career
but seriously she should khs

>>513428460
At least your nigger population is low, so women's sports should still have some eye candy Down Unda.

>>513427699
>slumming with a bunch of spics and her friend gets raped.
simón

>>513411054 (OP) WMBA Mascot? Who is trolling us?

>>513428780
mfw you want to play in the local church league soccer
>that'll be $350 per season
female equivalent
>roll up femoids just $100 per season

they are just starting to appear because our gay govt took sudanese refugees 20 years ago, gave them free housing and gibs. in the AFL here there might be a dozen total but a few years ago it was 2. and this is a sport that is 99% white so niggers really stand out.

we have a lot of pacific islanders in sport, granted they're not as bad as afro nogs. and I know one irl who is trialling for a NFL team atm

>>513411286
She’s hot though.

>>513414138
I saw a 7/10 HR lady at work one time.

>>513414295
Woah! No way bro! You’re a b-banker??!!

>>513414494
There is zero chance a title could compromise a banker’s identity. Every bank has dozens maybe hundreds of people with the same title.

>>513411054 (OP)
It's because HR women are usually attractive, but just barely above mid, which is what Anne Lookaway is currently at.

>>513422427
Prime Anne Hathaway and Amber Heard are the most GOATed of all time

>>513417596
I wont even watch documentaries or commentary channels with females lel, I immediately turn off when the voiceover is female.

>>513415594
>>513415943
>NOOOOOO THERE'S NO WAY YOU HAVE A BASIC NORMIE TIER JOB YOU MUST BE LARPING
well poisoning jew detected

>>513411054 (OP)

Shes a good representation for a generic white women in hr. In that shes not actually generic. Shes attractive and more well known. But people like looking at attractive people anyways so putting her in to represent "generic" person is just a better meme because she nice to look at. In addition shes well known enough that people probably feel good seeing her (subconsciously) and are more likely to chuckle at the meme.

>>513429535
She's plain as fuck.
Slim.
Not decrepit.
White. (Unless jewish)
So she's automatically up there but she's not gorgeous in the slightest.

>>513411054 (OP)
Oh. Kay??

>>513411054 (OP)
Imagine her on all fours getting pillaged by a Golden Retriever, her knock knees twitching sending greasy cans of Bush's baked beans rolling in every direction. The dog - Duke himself - snarls at her, "I told you not to read my secret recipe!"

>>513411286
Historically she would have been a good housewife and seamstress.

>>513411625
kys anne