Thread 513414378

Are bank robberies slowly becoming a crime of the past? I feel like they hit their peak back in the 90's and they've slowly dwindled over time as security tightened up.

>>513414378 (OP)
naturally if a crime becomes harder to commit successfully it'll eventually stop happening

Just stop posting ok city slicker.

>>513414378 (OP)
you gotta be dumb to rob a random bank really
maybe its okay if youre going for a really big score but just the local chase? youre retarded
you could just sneak into a factory and upload some ransomware and make if with way more than you would from most banks, way less chance of getting caught too

Too much fucking work, you have to do months of planning with professionals and even then there's too many variables that can send you to decades of prison time. Easier to bust open a laundromat for some quick pocket money.

>>513414378 (OP)
Near impossible to get away, too many cameras and 4chan will rat them out for reward bucks like good goyim.

>boomers kept their money in here

LMAO

>>513414378 (OP)
They already have been obsolete for decades now. It's impossible to *ROB* a bank now unless you just want a hundred bucks by passing a note to the teller. Checks cashed places sometimes have several hundred thousands of dollars on hand and have zero security. Everyone started robbing those instead.
Everyone too smart to rob banks just went into crypto/shitcoin scamming in various ways, and made out with more money than any armed robber could have ever dreamed of.

>>513414378 (OP)
There is barely any money there

>>513414378 (OP)
Cash is dying out, and security has improved. Fraud has increased. In terms of cash robbery, I think people primarily target ATM's now (pull them out of the wall or blow them up) and to a lesser extent vans / holding centres

Literally no point. The amount of cameras and security features makes getting away with it and what you do get is never worth the risk. You will be better off robbing an illegal spick outside of Home Depot who carries around wads of cash.

>>513414378 (OP)
so many dudes robbed banks after watching Heat. God bless that crazy fucking bastard Michael Mann, they fired live rounds all over LAf

there is no money in banks anymore. youre better off hitting weed businesses in legal states

>>513414592
lol I remember that. Good times.

>>513414378 (OP)
we don't have lawful money and what people call cash doesnt meet the definition of legal tender
youre literally stealing nothing and its delusion of purchasing power
greatest fraud ever
now watch this interview about how the pope raped and killed a woman under the vatican and then ate the baby that was inside her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
>lol

>>513415040
Shut the fuck up schizoid boomer stop spamming this on every single thread

>>513414566
>>513414533
I've always thought nowadays if you want to rob a bank you pretty much have to do it with family or close friends. Ain't no way you're going to do with some rando you met off the streets. Its the equivalent of almost planning a military operation.
>attendees (potential hostages if shit gets bad)
>CCTV
>Security guards
>Entrance
>Escape routes
>Cooling down period ( do you think its harder to rob the bank or successfully stay hidden and keep the money?)
But I Imagine it would be fairly easy to do in the US especially in the rural areas where there's practically no massive police presence. Like if you're really good at it you can just hop from town to town on the highway/interstate between obscure middle of nowhere communities in the midwest.

>>513414378 (OP)
My ex girlfriends shitbird little brother tried robbing a wells Fargo few years back, retard got caught immediately and she copes by saying he just didn't want to be homeless. I don't believe that the family is rich.

>>513415233
It’s so easy to rob a bank. Give a note to the teller you are robbing the bank. They give you money without a fight. Then they either find you from security cameras and other forensic information or they find you based on the money’s serial numbers because they handed you the money that’s marked and tracked.

>>513414378 (OP)
it's piss easy to scam people these days

>>513414378 (OP)
Nah I live in South Texas and a bank my aunt works at got robbed like 4 years ago and the guys got away. They probably fled to Mexico or something idk

>>513415233
Banks don't keep any noteworthy amount of money in them anymore, and the ones that do have it impossibly locked away. Criminals just hit checks cashed places now because of how fucking easy it is.
>run in
>no security, probably just one fat mexican bitch behind the counter
>get behind counter
>fill bags with the hundreds of thousands of dollars in the safe that isn't even timelocked
>tie down teller
>leave
This shit happens daily here because of how easy it is, and all of these predatory checks cashed places don't care to put in better security because they're all jews and insured out the ass and can just hire another random beaner for minimum wage if one gets shot in a robbery.

>>513415472
Police leave rape test kits sitting in storage for decades and do literally nothing about burglaries that already happened. Forensics aren't getting involved in a "robbery" where you walk out with $200. Most banks won't even bother calling the fucking cops over that.

>>513414378 (OP)
No its stupid easy be sure to use a gun so people listen jk very super srs crime, wouldn't reccomend. Feds always suspect it's an inside job, not really worth it unless you have nothing to lose. you won't get all that much, high risk low reward <10k,dye packs, 4k dvr, cc fraud is where the real "money" is at

Here's a cool bank robbery pizza delivery guy had a bomb around his neck like those saw movies and was forced to commit a bunch of crime b4 he got blown up
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Brian_Wells

There's less white criminals these days overall. Crimes these days are shootings (or mostly bombings if you're in Sweden).

>>513415644
The secret service involves itself in bank robberies. It’s not about the amount of money. It’s about the principle of it.

>>513415756
The secret service also has more important things to worry about than a random crackhead stealing $200 max.

>>513414378 (OP)
Just look up where they live and ask for the safety boxes with gold.
You can't just show up in a bank expecting things, you have to start at the wagie's home.
Or you could raid a shitskin stashhouse before it's picked up to the laundromat, they may have more cash (but you might have to commit murder).

N. Hollywood

97 kino

Banks literally have no money anymore, so there is no reason to rob them. Best thing a bank wagie can do is give you a plastic card that can get 500€ from the ATM.

Also "bank robbery" at least here in Germany is a crime that gives you 5 years minimum. Imagine going to prison for 5 years for some hundreds euros when you can just scam the jobcenter and make thousands of euros per month and dont have to fear about prison time...

>>513416533
In the US under hobbs act it's 20+

>>513414378 (OP)
they stopped because banks dont hold that much cash anymore
most "heists" happen online now.

>>513414378 (OP)
It’s called jugging now

>>513414378 (OP)
It turns out with modern surveillance, helicopters, drones and fast cars there is no real escape.

>>513414378 (OP)
It hasn't been worth it for 20 years at least. They hardly hold much cash and the it's so difficult to access it.

>>513415756
>The secret service involves itself in bank robberies
lil zoom watched too many crime tv shows

>>513417396
juggling? reminds me of juggaloos doing such "heinous acts against capitalism," those were the good times (90s and 00s)

>>513414794
The dye packs made it pointless although I'd be interested in knowing if they still function as intended with the new polymer notes.

Waste of time, you and an armed accomplice just hit an armored truck instead. Less cameras, less witnesses, 30 seconds and you can score 10-50k

>>513414378 (OP)
Banks hardly carry much more cash than convenience stores do these days but the penalty for robbing a bank is is significantly worse than robbing any other place of business. Anyone trying to rob a bank in 2025 is a sub 80IQ crayon chewer who thinks undercover officers have to tell you they're cops if you ask them.

>>513414378 (OP)

These days it is easier to get cash from bank than using it at shops....some shops even in Finland accept cards only. ..and if you trying to deposit cash to bank you have to proof where cash came from. Fucking shit.

>>513414378 (OP)
cash devalued too hard

>>513414378 (OP)
Bank robberies stopped being a big thing after the 80's now that every US bill is bugged to all hell. The minute you leave the bank the police know where you are

>>513414378 (OP)
>everything is digital
What would they steal exactly?

>>513417959
>if they still function as intended with the new polymer notes
they can corrode the paint off the plastic if not the plastic itself
"b-but my serial number is intact" only gets you so fat if you have blank splotches on every banknote

>>513418025
>10-50k

bro that´s like 2 McDonalds menues in 2025 and an ice cream

>>513418056
Being a brief bank-fag myself and this was the most jarring thing to me, that banks basically are constantly cycling money out of the bank and keeping virtually nothing in the safe. It was extremely funny during the beginning of COVID when some people tried to do a bank run only to be told that they were not getting any cash, to check another bank, or to accept a check.

>>513418496
>>513418025
>30 seconds in and out 30 seconds in and out

>>513416533
then how come I can go to the bank and withdraw 8k$?
I just did that earlier this year
they didnt even ask my any questions, they just did it like it was normal

they have money in them

>>513418887
i withdraw 20k in cash some years ago for a used car.
However i had to call the bank first , so they have this money aviable.

Some banks still have cash, but maxium several thousands of Euros.

Back in the 90´s bank robbers in Germany made like 500k deutsche Mark...

this is simply not the case anymore

Now there are too many cameras and too much electronic security. Only a low IQ nigger would attempt to rob a bank in a first world country in current year.

>>513418025
i saw a pair on the news walk away with $700k from an armored car recently

>>513414378 (OP)
They still.happen pretty frequently, they are just not reported in the media anymore. If you knew how easy it was to rob a bank and how much money you would get (roughly 10-50k), you might want to rob a bank. I did once and built a house with it. Never got caught, never did it again.

>>513414378 (OP)
Banks don’t even carry cash anymore.
Even petty thieves steal people’s phone/shoes since no one carries much cash.

>>513419852
but how do you know which banks hold money?
that's the whole issue

>>513419852
Enjoy that 5AM no knock buddy

>>513414378 (OP)
Money has lost most of its value. You can't even get a fucking hotel room or nice dinner for two for $100 in many urban cores anymore. Why even bother stealing cash when it's become so worthless?

>>513414378 (OP)
You would have to be sick anymore to get it done with the levels of surveillance. Assume the bills have tracking in them at this point

>>513415839
You’re fucking deranged. Armed robbery is one of the crimes they come down on the hardest because if you get away with it, you’ll escalate to shit like ransom.

>>513420976
the tracking happens when the businesses (supermarket etc.) pass on their cash to the banks... they all get scanned and noted then, and if one of the banknotes was involved in a robbery (YES THEY ARE ALL TRACKED) they will consult the surveillance footage

>>513414523
pie?

>>513414378 (OP)
Niggers just smash and grab luxury goods or do GTA now....there's no difference in a nigger brain between 30k in jewelry or a stolen car and a million dollars cash...they just have more money, right now, as far as the nigger brain can think ahead...any of the white people smart enough, who would otherwise rob a bank, just run crypto rug pulls

>>513418338
I was thinking more like would it be feasible to wash the notes to get the ink off since it doesn't soak into it like it did on the old notes.

It's hard to find a bank to give you more than $5000 in cash without having to call an armored truck money drop to the bank first.

>>513414378 (OP)
Robbing drug dealers is easier than banks. They're not going to call the police obviously and most drug dealers are idiots and post online showing off all their money and location regularly. Granted you're only going to be making a few grand a hit but its honest work for a couple guys.

>>513414787
This, and cash is getting harder to use.

>>513414378 (OP)
No, they actually still happen a lot in cities.
At actual bank locations, it's more like a junky walks in with a note. Policy is to hand them the money. Then they get caught a few hours later, but manage to get their high in first.

What's surprisingly common is armored truck robberies and blowing up ATMs.
Armored truck robberies usually involve actual shootouts and they happen a lot.
You just don't hear of it on national news because you can guess who the culprit is.

>>513414378 (OP)
We live in the digital age and money has serial numbers. They 100% can trace every dollar you stole. That and it’s a federal crime unlike robbing a jewelry store, so you’ll have the FBI up your ass which makes harder even if you can somehow wash the money without the serial numbers pinging the system.

>>513414695
>Everyone too smart to rob banks just went into crypto/shitcoin scamming in various ways, and made out with more money than any armed robber could have ever dreamed of.
High IQ comment.