Thread 513418390

Get the fuck in here!!!
Alien space probe CONFIRMED. Most likely hostile in nature. Avi Loeb was right.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15011691/amp/interstellar-object-atlas-producing-light-comet.html

hostile because light?

>>513418465
Yes

>>513418465
ITS A VERY MENACING LIGHT

>>513418465
If they focused that light to 80% they could reach laser weapon of mass destruction
We must not let them enrich light!

>>513418702
(((Avi Loeb)))

>>513418390 (OP)
>another post about how *insert slightly unusual thing* is aliens

>>513418854
He was right. He was right all along!!

>>513418702
Space kikes are coming to help Israel

>>513418857
weird that cultists didn't yet claim it as some god

>>513418702
I know Avi personally and he's always correct about these things. We need to give Israel more money to ensure Iran don't use this alien invasion as an excuse to attack America or Israel. We must act quickly!

>>513418888
>8888
checked af

>>513419029
Avi needs to send them a message

>>513418986
Give it like, 48 hours. It will happen sometime within that timeframe

>>513419126
>talking to your pet rock, but as an adult
humans

>>513418390 (OP)
>Get the fuck in here!!!
okay, post your address then
then you'll stop making these fake and gay slide threads

>>513418465
imagine being in your escape pod from a blown-up starship waiting to run into a hospitable planet, turning on the light to piss in the chem toilet, and everyone watching decides you're a hostile

>>513418390 (OP)
>muh alians
i'm pretty sure there is life on other planets in the universe, maybe even some form of inteligent life
but a advanced alian civilization that could fight a billions of miles away from their own? no way

When the FUCK does the USAID run out on the aliens hoax?

Aliens are demons.

>>513418390 (OP)
It's either an object that's 20 km in diameter or an object 100 m in diameter that's generating its own light through artificial means or some exotic physical process unknown to science. It's weird that Harvard scientists ran with the latter scenario when the first one is perfectly possible just uncommon.

would be interesting if it is a retrograde burn? is it showing signs of deceleration?

>>513419126
Yes we need to tell them Iran are planning to behead their alien babies upon arrival but we humans will work and profit with the aliens, providing they deal with this scourge all of us on Earth have to endure.

>>513418888
>Avi Loeb

>>513418390 (OP)
And also speed up lately as expected. It s a nothingburger. You re just posting old articles.
That shit is most probably an anomalous comet with exotic stuff in it. Like radioactive elements or something.
Nothing happening.

>>513418390 (OP)
>Avi Loeb was right
No.
>Einstein was right
Nope!
Photons DO have a non-zero resting mass.

Digits and happening

>>513419368
Almost like... the part facing the sun is getting hotter?

That's literally a dust tail, you fucking retarded drooling niggers

>>513418390 (OP)
>Trusting Avi Loeb

>>513419506
*hits crack pipe*
*posts*
have you considered the moon? any other celestial object within our solar system that has a side facing the sun?

>>513419522
This the light is static electricity from the dust

Avi Loeb isn't a real person. Never heard of this guy in my life.

>>513418390 (OP)
THIS SUMMER

>>513419674
Do you think the same side of the moon is always facing the sun?

>>513418986
>>513419199
Oooooh bless the great unknown one, may they give us tkd and bless us with their glory

>>513418390 (OP)
It's a red herring meant specifically for schizos. Much better to have them wasting their energy on fake alien cover ups than causing online buzz about Israel, Israeli pedos, deep state, etc.

>>513418390 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
Kike thread

>>513419751
There's not enough particulate matter in the vacuum of space to produce the level of light through friction. Not saying aliens but it's not friction either.

>>513418390 (OP)
Something happening? Betting on nothing and also betting for the explaniation to be boring and gay

>>513419802
>what is equalization of energy throughout an object

>>513419916
Nope, not good enough. This is LLM-tier garbage.

>>513419323
>and everyone watching decides you're a hostile
unless you pay them. that's how humans roll. they'll steal all their tech, rape their women and blame it on them somehow

>>513418888
8888
8888
8888
8888

There is no proof aliens exist, so why do we think this is some alien ship?

Project blue beam, yadayada distract pop with aliens again
I don't care, release the unredacted Epstein files

>>513419995
you're actually fucking retarded
not even an insult

>>513418390 (OP)
Sensationalism on meth.

>>513420018
You cannot take any chances. This could be worse than 9 million 9/11's. Send money to Israel now and let them negotiate on Earth's behalf.

>>513418390 (OP)
Aliens are fake and gay faggot. But If they happen to be real and hostile then bring them on faggot.

>>513419126
That's cute, but Arecibo doesn't exist anymore.

>>513419126
whoa is that the satellite from Goldeneye?

>>513418888
Checked and kek'd Aliens about to probe anons anuses with BAC!!

>>513419751
>>513419893
You are stupider than most fucking niggers, seriously, how do you retards function?

>>513419029
Republicans……

>>513419439
That makes sense, actually. Thank you, anon. You might be trolling me, but it's not like I knew anything about particle physics anyway.

>>513418390 (OP)
nothing ever happens

>>513420112
But would it be worse than October 7th?

>>513420079
Do better next time. Think, if you even can. LOL.

>>513419126
Oh shit goldeneye is such a good game

>>513420018
It's called Project Bluebeam, some glowniggers want to fake an alien invasion for some gay reason (they're in league with actual demons and Satan) but people caught on already and won't believe it. Plus the technology will be shitty and have Indian-coded SFX which look ridiculous like modern AAA slop which somehow looks worse than games from 2006 lol.

>>513418390 (OP)
Damn thats crazy!
Anyway...lets see those Epstein files.

>>513420162
>HELLO FELLOW HUMANS. AYLEUMS ARE REAL
>PLS FORM ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT BECUZ CARBON DIOXIDE BAD

>>513418390 (OP)
>*sizzle*

>>513420442
Starring Robert Downey Jr as Mysterio

Strap me on that rocket and I'll take this alien bitch out.

are they setting up this kiked psyop of aliens for a bank run and market crash scapegoat?

>>513420615
They should have gone with what they had in the early to mid '90s, the missed their chance with Bluebeam. Special effects people were better back then, by far.

>>513418390 (OP)
>producing-light
its the Starbucks sign on top

>>513418390 (OP)
just 2 more weeks

>>513419126
For England, James?

>>513418390 (OP)

ANONS IGNORE THIS FAGGOT SHIT AND APPLY TO JOBS AT JOBS.NOW

>>513418857
>slightly
a comet emitting light is not slightly unusual, it's never before seen

>>513418390 (OP)
>3I/ATLAS is producing its own light!!!
>scientists baffled!!!11!
lol
no. theyre not.
its essentially a comet, its just ever never coming back (hence the "I" designation for "interstellar"). the frozen whatever-tf-its-made-of is sublimating off due to solar radiation now that its in the system proper. theyve been waiting for this for a month or so now. now they should be able to hopefully figure out more about what its made of. they were expecting this to start happening earlier, but its from some far-flung system and not the kuiper belt or the oort cloud or anything nearby, so its made of different stuff (and at different lvls of said stuff) than what were used to with regular comets

dont get clickb8d by some journo fag
this is cool, and means we will actually be able to learn a bit about it before it fucks off forever. but this is very much expected behavior.

>>513418390 (OP)
this shit is so cringe and gay. no its not aliens ffs, shut the fuck up already and release the epstein files, i bet avi loeb is in them

and if its project bluebeam garbage, how are they expecting it to work when that story with faking an alien invasion has already been done in a fucking capeslop movie?

>>513420695
People would have believed it then too. They shot thier wad with 9/11

>>513420840
no one will work anymore if they see what technology has been withheld from them for decades now

>>513420907
This. It means it’s 1000% an alien probe!!!

>>513418465
he has his brights on in a residential

>>513420968
Yep. But 9/11 was a type of thing in the same genre too when you get down to the facts.

>>513418888
"Fund my research"

>>513420275
I don't think there's anything in the galaxy that's comparable to unexpected events which unfolded that day. I can't even think about it desu, it's unbearable.

>>513418857

(((their))) last hope is to keep us distracted with ephemera. it rightfully terrifies them to think of us, unbound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR6epSP_Xlw

Every fucking scientist says this s comet. The news says it's a comet. It's a fucking comet but you faggots persist

The government wouldn't hide it if it were an alien invasion you fucking retard they would be militarizing the streets and censoring the inernet right now to prevent panic

Sage

>>513420927
It’ll slow down October third

>>513418390 (OP)
The light is retrograde thrusters.

>>513421537
Kike detected

>>513420442
They'll probably spice it up with some gimmick most people don't know about, like that ray that projects voices into your head. IIRC they thought about using it in the Gulf War but decided not to blow their load.

>>513418390 (OP)
>Avi Loebergsteinwitz was right.
bruh

>>513421537
So you trust the experts?

>>513418390 (OP)
i hope they show themselves as whatever you think of them in your mind so they are fox bitches with curvy bodies and fluffy tails

>>513421537
Disregard previous reply u based noticer

>>513421635
we'll know when it flies away and doesn't do jack shit in about 2 weeks. then these retarded make believe faggot storries will die

>>513421635
Faggot. Does the truth hurt

It's a big gay rock.

(((One scientist disagrees)))

Whooptybdo. Let's his evidence. I'll take the 99% of mainstream sciencists opinions over his

>>513421722
I will not have a good time

>>513421888
kek

>>513419126
The message should just be:
NIGGER

>>513418390 (OP)
I don't even understand why they hype these nothing burgers. These psyops must have some meaningful effect for some subsection of retards.

>>513420907
lmfao wtf do you think a comet is retard? its a big chunk of frozen shit that sublimates as it approaches the sun, and that matter reflects light, leaving a tail.
theyre literally visible with the naked eye. weve been observing and recording them for literally thousands of years. we didnt have fucking xray cameras 2000yrs ago. they emit visible light. quite a lot of it.

>>513421537
its technically """not"""
since it comes from out of the system
but yea, its an insterstellar comet
i still argue its cool, because its very rare that we get to observe or study anything from that far away, up close. we can literally never go that far away until we get star trek lvl capabilities, so its definitely still cool in my book
be interesting to see what its made of

>>513421614
more like re-directed
its gonna get rrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaallllllllyyyyy fuckin close to mars (jupiter will probably tug on it too on the way out, since its such a fatass)
vidrel
thats ~ when its going by mars

>>513418888
Time to max out my credit cards, Hitler's Coming Back!

>>513422001
Or just ‘N’ and see if they’re intelligent enough to reply with the rest

>>513418390 (OP)
Why would it need lights in space?

>>513418848
underrated

>>513418390 (OP)
Why are they immediately jumping to
>hostile
? This leads me to believe this is fake and gay, planned, or both (a la Blue Beans). Regardless, the Space Niggers can tongue my anus and they don't know what they are in for. We're the nigger hood of the planets; they should turn back now before it's too late.

>>513418390 (OP)
No it isn't

>>513418390 (OP)
Can someone explain what i am supposed to see in that pictures?
I

>>513418390 (OP)
Any independent space telescopes that confirm this? If not, then its just another propaganda lie, most kikeky to distract from Epstein.

My bet:
>milk the alien space ship story for weeks if not months
>when it gets too close it turns out the lights were just a phenomena and its just an abnormal comet

Alternatively its project blue beam in some form, but I doubt this.

Rename it to PDF/EPSTEIN and I'll immediately believe it's aliens.

>>513422303
Its not being pushed anywhere but here. The rest of the Internet and news outlets arent talking about it, alien or not. This is just a slide thread.

>>513420695
Yeah but the problem is only the US would fall for it at that point in time because the world was way more culturally divided than it is now
Its in our cultural lore in the USA since before Roswell to have UFOs

They need to bring in and globalized the rest of the world to implement world govt and now that the NWO isnt really going according to plans they may use it in a desperate attempt like a hail mary because otherwise how much longer can the Pedodollar house of cards remain together without a major crisis?

>>513418390 (OP)
Right.. they just drive with high beams on like our spaceships oh wait we don’t do that

Trips and it’s advanced primates coming to advance us into the advanced stages of advancement

Any time something like this comes into our system we should launch a nuke at it. If the Ayylmaos are friendly then they will think, yeah fuck those monkeys, they are crazy we are going to leave them alone. And if they are hostile at least we threw the opening punch and didn't go down like pussies.

>>513422568
you're not fooling anyone, Zort'lak

Im not reading the thread it's probably full of gaylmao larpi theories, but just tell me this. Is this gay and fake, fake and gay or unfake and we're fucked af real?

>>513419126
>Oh no stepcomet, I'm stuck

>>513420442
>It's called Project Bluebeam
If they really wanted to try to pull it off this is exactly how it would start down to the angle this object enters our solar system.

>>513418702
it is probably just a nuclear reaction on a comet. doesnt mean shit.
t. the sun

>>513418390 (OP)
nah you guys fooled me with the drones. not doing this again.

>>513419126
>Comet'd dot com. Watch planets get comet'd, what a disgrace!

>>513422618
I see this retarded line getting repeated. It could be some sort of force field.

>>513421537
>militarizing the streets and censoring the inernet right now to prevent panic
Both of these things are happening though?

>>513418888
>Avi Loeb
>Harvard
>aliens
"Never trust a Jew." -Nikola Tesla

>>513418390 (OP)
If this post ends in anything other than a 0, an alien invasion will occur in approximately two weeks.

>>513422686
>Zort'lak
You rang?

>>513423098
November 14th

>>513422027
It's called priming. Just like all the endless zombie shit was priming for covid.

>>513418390 (OP)
dont give a fuck.
if it was alien and trying to do something bad it would not be visible to this dumb planet.
i want a cure for cancer
i want a fusion power plant
i want aging to be slowed/stopped/reversed.
this is jewish gay shit
fuck jewish physics, jewish AI, jewish governments, jewish bullshit, jewish space shit.
space is fake and gay.

>>513419416
Is that Belial

>>513423152
The zombie movies were for the mass riots

>>513418390 (OP)
plz nuke us. shatter the planet into billions of tiny pieces and disperse it in the furthest corners of the universe so that it may never reunify.

>>513418390 (OP)
so hypothetically, if there ever were aliens (there arent) the people who would talk to them first would probably be kikes given that they control all things subversively. what are the ramifications of this fact? Hypothetically

>>513418390 (OP)
This thing is pretty weird but remember nothing ever happens
Don't get excited just to be disappointed when it leaves without having done anything

>>513423289
>plz nuke us. shatter the planet into billions of tiny pieces and disperse it in the furthest corners of the universe so that it may never reunify.
destroying the jews might make this place totally worth living on.

>>513422686
Uh huh. Find me three posts on any social media and or three news stories dated today.
Besides here.

>>513420018
There really is no proof space exists either

>>513423351
It’s going to loop around the sun straight to us. Enjoy to very short time left before whatever happens happens. November 14th.

If this thing is a comet. Can it start acting like one? im starting to get freaked out a little. Last night i rewatched The Thing

>>513422052
>that matter reflects light, leaving a tail.
This one isn't leaving a tail. The matter reflecting light is coming out of one part of the comet, something never seen before.

>>513418390 (OP)
It's moving at relativistic speeds.

It's the AI thing isn't it? I think humans are going to get a very stern talking to.

>>513419126
>What will he send?
Two more weeks

>>513422052
>could crash into mars
neat

>ze are not buying ze alien fud
>make et glow

>>513423824
>>513423824
Absolutely. They are saying it picked up 300MPH since yesterday for whatever reason. I did some crude math, if it increases its speed by 3 or 4% It will be on a directly collision with the Martian North Pole. As it stands it misses mars by 11 days.

I wouldn't rule out the possibility this hits mars

>>513423592
Nothing will happen
If it does happen, I welcome it
But it won't

>>513423988
300MPH?! How much energy would that take?

>>513422127
Because they’re not lights they’re thrusters slowing it down.

>>513418390 (OP)
If the ayys are jewish I will an hero

>>513418465
it's an interstellar something that's decelerating instead of just passing through on the way to nowhere, it probably just wants to say hi, right?
right?

>>513418390 (OP)
OH NO THE BLUR! NOT THE BLUR HURR DURRRRR!!!!

Lol even normies know about blue beans now.

>>513419334
20 km is kinda really fucking big for such a fast thing

>>513424069
300 horses

>>513420927
The chance that it would be very close to our solar system's plane and also do fairly close flyby's of 3 planets is astronomically low. Even if it's not aliens, it's very interesting.

>>513424160
The theory its going to break somewhere when its in our blindspot or so do some manuever that puts it towards earth. It is not entirely improbably, it can pretty easily use mars gravity to plink it towards us by just arriving at the right time.

i mean. We do it all the time with our probes

Hubble Tele just released this vid (picrel) of the "object"

Were fucked...

>>513424331
4 because it flew right past pluto. Tho nobody has talked about that

This link will help you understand why certain people are screaming from the rooftops

https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1&date=2023-02-01&h=15&m=00&

>>513418702
Well, fuck stealth then. Slap a bunch of flood lights on those B2's amirite

>>513424415
HOLY FUCK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT AVI LOEB DESCRIBED

>>513418390 (OP)
They picked a really bad time to migrate to America right now the Trump administration is rejecting all space nigger applicants

>>513424415
based

>>513424543
No problem. UK is preparing to take all the space nigger refugees i heard Starmer volunteered for it.

>>513418390 (OP)
IT'S PROJECT BLUE BEAM YOU FUCKING NIGGERS! GET IN YOUR BUNKERS, THEY'RE GONNA DO A PURGE EVENT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

>>513424667
You know they could just launch nukes if they wanted that, right?

>>513424667
boomer beam is fake.

Its just a coping mechanism to deny alien existence

>>513424667
What actually is blue beam

>>513424345
you need beefy engines to maneuver at that sort of speed
or a really deep dive into some gravity well
if it would be maneuvering it would be maneuvering sporadically now, doing small incremental adjustments to achieve a very close flyby
I really really want to see a breakdown of how luminous it is in various bands but nobody seems to have published any?

>>513425244
>1977

>advanced engines

bro our ancestors cobbled this shit together from pieces of metal and put it on a glorified V-2 for ridiculous low cost at the time

>>513419126
>Avi needs to send them a message

Space Niggers Fuck Off.

>>513424415
May God have mercy on us.

>>513418390 (OP)
If it is artificial it will begin to decelerate shortly

>>513424114
>Because they’re not lights they’re thrusters slowing it down.
So alien technology is just like Earth technology.

>>513425400
I was talking about the big rock you sperg lol
if I were ayy riding a big fuckoff 20 km long rock on this trajectory and wanted to say hi to Earf but make it a surprise I'd maybe set up a dive into Mars' atmosphere to bleed off a lot of speed
probably lose a few meters of rock in the process and start glowing red but I'd be headed straight to where I'm going and it would probably be too late for Earf peoples to set up any sort of proper welcoming party or anything

>>513425701
Do not board the fucking ship. You have been warned.

>>513425560
why do you say that

>>513425836
I have a God-given right to ayy bussy
you have been warned

>>513418465
light bringer = lucifer

>>513419334
NASA and Hubble scientists say it can’t be 20km based on Hubble images and it’s instead 100-300m. Glow gradient data basically says it must be much smaller. And if it were 20km that would create new Avi doubt because that size is statistically improbable.

>>513418465
light beings literally conquered the entire earth before. the darkies got rekt

>>513421035
>underrated

>>513425669
Math is math bro

>>513425669
Chemistry is the same everywhere in the universe. If we have something that works, any aliens that can travel between stars probably have it too, unless they've replaced it with something better.

>>513419506
Except it’s not slowing down at all. It should be by now

>>513418390 (OP)
They have a big neon 'hard R cafe' sign on the front, their fast food prices are outta this world!

>>513418888
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>513425119
The ramblings of a schizo. He claimed the govt had earthquake machines, and holographic projectors. They would cause earthquakes all over the world, and some holy books would be “revealed” by some of these earthquakes in the Middle East. Then they would project each persons savior into their mind so that if you believe in Jesus you’d see Jesus appear in the sky talking to you, or Mohamed or Buddha or whatever. Then they’d show aliens come to earth with these projectors.

>>513426159
That's really weird
What's the point of this supposed project?

>>513424345
It's doing a reverse cowgirl maneuver behind the sun, then we get the piledriver

>>513420112
This right here.

Scientists say there’s a 1/1000 chance of it being an alien ship. It’s probably not but those are shit odds to bet 8 billion lives on.

Science, in general, sucks at applying risk weights to their r-squared values. They don’t do that at all actually. Remember Covid?

>>513418390 (OP)
>>513418702
It's a load of jewish bullshit meant to make you retarded.

During July 2025, the coma of 3I/ATLAS appeared to be elongated westward in the sky—in a direction toward the Sun and toward the comet's direction of motion rather than away.[59]:4[35]:22,24 This sun-facing feature is not a tail (contrary to initial reports[14][13]:5), but is rather a dust plume that is being emitted from the heated, sunlit surface of 3I/ATLAS's nucleus, where ice sublimation occurs faster and thus ejects more dust.[13]:5[1] The sun-facing elongation of 3I/ATLAS's coma resembles those of other distant comets like C/2014 UN271 (Bernardinelli–Bernstein), which have been known to preferentially eject dust from the sunlit side of their surfaces.[35]:24

Hubble images from July 2025 show that 3I/ATLAS appears to have a very faint and broad tail pointing eastward, in a direction away from the Sun.[13]:7 A tail pointing away from the Sun is a common cometary feature that is formed when small dust particles are blown away by solar radiation pressure.[13]:5 The broad appearance of this putative tail suggests that small dust particles were ejected from 3I/ATLAS's surface at high speeds.[13]:7 An anti-sun facing tail of 3I/ATLAS is expected to be pointed directly away from Earth, which would make it appear foreshortened and mostly hidden behind 3I/ATLAS's coma.[59]:2[21]:2 The tail of 3I/ATLAS is expected to become more obvious as the comet approaches perihelion with changing viewing geometry and increasing cometary activity.[59]:2

blue

>>513426273
For the powers that be to take over the world by making everyone subservient cattle. The guy wrote a book about all this in the 90’s and it’s batshit crazy. People only talk about the fake alien invasion though but there’s a lot more than that.

>>513418390 (OP)
This is JUST like my heckin 3 body problem netflixerino kinerino!!!1

>>513426354
You can't fake aliens, it would look goofy as fuck. Even with the NJ drone swarm situation that turned into a global UAP people were mostly curious or annoyed at governments acting all shifty and coy about it.

>>513425836
i am getting on the ship. i dont feel like i belong here anyway

>>513426570
i don't like aliens

>>513426570
that shit wasn't fake I saw videos of Orbs taking down drones. They gaslighted the shit out of tho

Would make sense those "Orbs" are from Atlas, if indeed its ayyy ship

Perfect recon. Over all of our nuke assets in the UK and USA. Probably russia and china also but you know, they dont report that shit

>>513418890
i hope theyre coming to finish what hitler started

>>513426661
Some of it was weird as fuck, I totally agree. It's just to say that a theoretical "blue beam" NWO takeover plan is fucking retarded because people just don't give a shit until a massive mothership hovers over a large city. Anything short of that would be a wet fart.

>>513426570
Why not? They fake literally everything else

>>513426792
>>513426767

whatever
ATLAS is, in fact, an alien spacecraft and it is heading directly for, not us, but jupiter's ganymede
a derelict alien vessel has been repairing(?) itself there for a while and has recently sent out radio bursts, which we believe was the catalyst for ATLAS appearing, to assumedly finish the repairs or rescue the crew/cargo
they wont and have never attempted to communicate with us directly so their intentions are completely unknown, we just hope they wont kill us all
we'll know by the end of the year it seems

>>513419802
Rage bait?

>>513426888
Share your reasoning and how you came to this conclusion

>>513423672
same thing that happens to comets
all the "ice" (doesnt have to be "water" ice) will get blown off after repeated orbits through systems. or in this case, fuck knows how many different systems. we still cant rly tell where it came from.
but considering how long it took to start getting "bright", its theorized its made of something heavier. maybe even metals (which might explain reflection). could even be some fused chunk from like a supernova or something from bajillions of yrs ago. at any rate now its giving us some good light, so well be able to get some data from it

youre just getting clickb8d by some journo scum tho
its cool but not for whatever tf you think it is lol
its gonna help us to understand more about distant star systems and what interstellar space is like

>>513423824
could
shouldnt fuck with its orbit too much tho, even if it does (unless its unbelievably dense). might even give mars some qt little rings who knows?

>>513426792
They lie about everything else sure, but that doesn't mean they can fake it.

>>513419751
Wrong
It’s thrusters in retrograde, I called it the other day. It’s slowing down in order to get into orbit somewhere in the inner solar system or Jupiter. I think it could be related to the FM radio burst on Ganymede. If you’re not a summerfag then you know what I’m talking about.

>>513418390 (OP)
Will there be ayy lmussy, or will tbe envoy be a sausage fest?

>>513425993
>Chemistry is the same everywhere in the universe. If we have something that works, any aliens that can travel between stars probably have it too, unless they've replaced it with something better.
I always knew that claims of reverse engineering of alien technology was bogus.

>>513418390 (OP)
Quick, we have to install chips into our brains so governments can know we are actually humans and not body snatched muh ayylmaos.

>>513420683
God of an excuse as any
Guess is time to buy some SPXS calls, mazal!

>>513419126
Message: Nothing Ever Happens

>>513420927
Imagine a space x booster rocket returning to earth. What we’re seeing is gas being expelled from the nozzles and enveloping the craft making it look like it’s sublimating with the puniest comet tail in all of history

>>513427155
What are you referring to here?

>>513427133
>It’s slowing down
its not
its speeding up, because its getting pulled on by the sun and jupiter and all the other fat fucks we got in our system
its been coasting in interstellar space, where theres basically fucking nothing, for who knows how long. now its sort of "going down a hill" (gravitationally), as our system is very dense relative to interstellar space. then at the closest it gets to the sun itll get slung around and sent off to coast in another direction for who knows how long again

Very smart aliums. Turn on the lights before invasion because uh

>>513420442
Rare intelligent life on earth.

>>513427481
My baby brain cant comprehend how a planet like Jupiter can pull in another object when its millions of millions of miles away

>>513427346
>Imagine a space x booster rocket returning to earth
i literally watched one at night the other day. theyre bright in the atmosphere. but youre NOT seeing some dinky little fucking retros from the distance of like jupiter
thats retarded

its also literally speeding up
its not retros

>>513426987
It just so happens to align with our solar systems gravitational plane but not the overall Milky Way? it’s made out of fungus, not rock or metal

this ayy stuff sure is fascinating
but not as fascinating as the epstein files

>>513427713
jupiter needs a diet
almost a brown dwarf

iirc jupiter literally stabilizes mercurys orbit
it wouldve fallen into the sun ages ago were it not for distant jovian fatassery

>>513427839
>made out of fungus
???

>>513427770
>>513427481
Post the data
>it’s speeding up
Says you

>>513419126
>This is a message from Earth. Do you know about the holocaust?

>>513427868
You were unaware dork chicks have a Jupiter protection fetish and now you know and now can't go back.

https://youtube.com/shorts/0CoH2WmBv2Y?si=H55E41rmD8ZJfmuz

>>513427839
nah its at an angle. and then itll get slung out at another angle.
its hard to see in some diagrams as youre usually just seeing it "from above"

>>513427476
>What are you referring to here?
You said they chemisty (technology) was the same so there can be no reverse engineering of 'alien' technolgy because according to you the technology is the same.

>>513427713
It's actually not a pull theoretically.
From the comet's perspective(reference frame) it's moving "straight" it doesn't experience a force/acceleration. If general relativity is correct(it's the best we have), it's actually space itself curving around mass so the straight line of the comet curves and it's velocity increases. This changes the direction of travel, but the added velocity will be canceled when it pulls away from Jupiter, for example.

>>513421035
SETI reporting signatures of a subwoofer as well, traces of Fetty Wap but too early to ID

>>513427903
https://www.nasa.gov/news-release/nasa-advances-research-to-grow-habitats-in-space-from-fungi/
Wonder where the Rothschilds got this idea

>>513428094
The state of Danish schools. Smh. Your physics is all fucked up.

There's only water above our heads and earth is flat, idiot

>>513421462
Yhea, You Carr Aaron the guy who recovered the missing keys to the nuclear football under William Clinton.
Your the biggest glowie of them all do something to prove your him or are you a larping faggot.

>>513421537
Yeah and they would be deploying the Space Marines right now.

>>513428066
Well in this hypothetical they have managed to achieve interstellar travel, something we cannot yet do, so there would be something to learn from looking at their ship. I was justarguing that it's not unreasonable for aliens to use rockets like we do.

What a fucking gay and lazy psyop. Kill yourself government stooge niggers.

>>513428094
If space time is bent and the comet just follows the bend
Why doesn't light behave in the same fashion

We need a new kill zone game or something glow nigger do something other then being a larping faggot.

>>513428184
The aliens only have one eye, fetty wap is an alien scout. Thats why we can’t understand him when he sings.

>>513418465
It's like in that documentary Independence Day when they used helicopters to flash lights at the alien ship and it shot them down in return.

>>513427843
these meme died alwhile ago. The files were released in 2020

>>513418465
Just wait until these space kikes meet AR 15s.

>>513418848
topfugginjej

>>513418390 (OP)
IT'S A LITERAL BLUE BEAM COMING FROM I3 ATLAS

>>513428199
Explain gravitational acceleration without the earth disc reaching relativistic velocity.
>>513428314
It does. If the comet moved at relativistic velocity it would only change direction very slightly, since you have to integrate the gravitational effect over time and distance.
As simply as possible:
>grug fast
>grug short time close to mass due to very fast >grug only do small bend
>if object ultra dense grug also bend more even when fast

>>513428047
So who has the deets on how many star systems this thing has passed through? Surely chat gpt can tell us.

What I find amusing is that, according to the Vatican, if aliens exist, and they have free will, the Catholic Church will try to baptise the aliens.

SPACE CRUSADE WHEN

>>513428314
it does
thats why black holes/neutron stars lens lights around them
light is just very fucking fast so it doesnt bend noticeably unless the gravity is absolutely immense

Kill two gun men with a fucking ("pencil").

Come on your the biggest glow nigger ever. They won't even inconvenience you with too many questions about it.

>>513425477
GNAA.

Doubles says it is ayys and first contact will happen this year

>>513419400
Every fucking time

>>513428649
idk theyll probably point all their cameras towards wherever they think it came from and try to find out
james webb should work well since its an infrared camera and can look very far "back"

>>513428616
If you’re playing mini golf and there’s a conical
Depression around the hole (gravitational mass), and you approach that cone too fast, you aren’t going to get sucked into the cone and sent spiraling around until you enter the hole at the center, you’re going to shoot out the other side of the cone at an angle

>>513428669
You can use a prism to bend light no gravity required

Did anyone even read Avi Loeb's paper? At the end he literally admits it's more than likely a natural phenomena. Proof again tinfoil hatters don't read more than 2 sentences.

>>513419126
yes we should give him 10 billion dollarinos to send it 10 bytes of message

>>513418465
Yes.

You have to understand the American zogbot mindset

>If you turn your lights off
You're a criminal trying to hide in the dark
>If you turn your headlights on
You're a domestic terrorist searching for victims to murder

>>513428944
yea you can use water too
you know what they dont got in space?
fucking anything. like at all.
its all relative(ity) bby

>>513428888
well put
>>513428944
That's refraction, the atmosphere does it as well.

>>513418390 (OP)
This is a a photo from the Webb telescope. You cannot tell me this isn't a fucking spaceship.

>>513429142
Oumuamua looked like THAT? Zamn.

>>513418390 (OP)
>the scientists are "baffled" again

>>513424518
What stealth? Why do you think that stealth means the same to aliens? Aliens may not even have the same senses of sight and hearing. Maybe their main sense is tasting micro waves, and their secondary sense is feeling the acidity of the environment touching their skin.

Everything you experience doesn't exist and is merely constructed by your senses. Things aren't actually any color; the color is created by your brain with signal levels the eye outputs. Sounds also aren't actual sound, they're just vibrations that your brain understands in a specific way. Everything that your senses feed you is created inside your brain; none of that is the real world. What's stealth for an alien civilization then?

>>513428887
It should be easy to compute it based on its speed and direction easily. Just need to know where the constellations were and the last solar system it escaped and what speed it was going at the escape and then figure out how it got to that speed and what direction it would have had to be traveling to be impacted by that escape.

Kerbal space program can do this for future events so fucking NASA should be able to go backwards. It’s not rocket surgery. Just takes one autist with an old pc with Celestia installed.

>>513424415
kek

>>513429223
If they have tech they're very likely able to measure the same energy as us.

>>513429223
>The aliens see using a form of psychic echolocation which responds to sexual arousal

>>513424415
Wow that is actually interesting

>>513429023
The internet has enabled too much information to flow freelyfor the human mind to handle. It's up to the individual to judge all I formation through the lens of their best heuristics. Until the time comes to become invested it makes no sense to research everything that crosses you line of sight unless there are multiple "pings", for lack of a better term, to suggest further investigation is warranted. Also, if you are employed and have a life it becomes even more important to parse out the probability that something is worth investigating.

But you should already know this, nerd.

>>513418390 (OP)
Is this the comet that's supposed to come in 2030 and has a slight chance of hitting india? Are the aliens colonizing india, because that'd be pretty fucking cool.

>>513429048
What are nebula made out of? I bet there’s all kinds of gas pockets in space like turbulence in a plane. The ice crystals of a sublimating comet could bend light, but why is this the first time we’ve seen this phenomenon in a comet

It is with 100% certain this object in space was made by a highly technically advanced alien civilization.

>>513418390 (OP)
Is this space probe hovering near Uranus?

>>513429401
>2030
It’s coming this October

Reminder that Omuamua accelerated when it is about to leave the Sol System. That nigger rat us out.

>>513428094
It's a electromagnetic force which permeates through the aether and attracts objects that are close enough to each other, the universe in general has a slight negative charge which grows stronger the more it expands which is accelerating the growth of the aether.

Anyway, don't believe in Jewish magic which comes from the black box.

>>513420018
I mean would you try to show yourselves to retarded monkeys like us, knowing what we do to each other? They know that humans would chimp out and society would collapse as a result if we knew that there is life more advanced than us.

>>513418390 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
>Israeli
Why is this being overlooked?

>>513429599
Is it going to colonize India please?

>>513419334
I'm just going to ignore it until nothing happens and then some brown person exclaims it was all an alt right nazi conspiracy. Then I'll ignore it some more.

>>513418390 (OP)
>The Hubble images revealed a glowing area focused on the side of 3I/ATLAS facing the Sun
Wow, the side facing the sun is bright! Only aliens could do that.

>>513429308
>If they have tech they're very likely able to measure the same energy as us.
You don't know that. Maybe their tech is made of an organic fungus-crystal being that eats void to turn it into energy. Maybe they're on a completely different technology tree that has nothing to do with ours.
>inb4 b-but electricity and the atom
How do you know they even discovered electricity? Maybe there's other 60 ways to build a civilization that have nothing to do with electricity or burning stuff, but since we spawned in a planet with running water and a specific type of atmosphere, we just discovered electricity instead of any of the other 60 alternatives. Those guys are running on the 52nd alternative, and it's an unknown physical phenomena to us. They may not even know what light is. They may not even know that stars emit light. Maybe they only have the senses to understand that stars emit radio waves.T28RG

>>513418390 (OP)
>Most likely hostile in nature
I keep reading this but what is the reasoning behind this statement?
I'm not saying its not likely, i'm not saying it is likely, i'm just asking

What I actually think is it's a fucking rock. But I can entertain the idea that it's space niggers. SO if it is, then why are they that sure it's hostile? If we responded in a hostile manner toward it, it could be a big mistake

>>513429912
>I keep reading this but what is the reasoning behind this statement?
Jewish schizophrenia and sensationalism.

>>513429912
Game theory.

>>513424441
>Certain people
Literally one, a jew nonetheless...about a month ago.
You're all idiots.

>>513429275
Wouldn't that turn chaotic very quickly? >>513429620
>electromagnetic force
As in photon pressure, or? Or if you mean an electrical field it would technically allow some objects to fall up if they have an opposite charge
>>513429846
Maybe, but you still need energy fundamentally if you want large scale civilization and to be able to put objects into orbit or push them into interstellar space. So you're kind of forced into being able to generate high impulse energy like rockets do. It's interesting to consider the alternatives.
Now if we're talking an alien anthill that was somehow ejected from its planet and survived the journey, that would be something.
If they're intelligent I think it's fine to assume they've measured many of the same fundamental phenomena as us since they're ubiquitous and incredibly useful.

>>513418390 (OP)
They're morsing
>Niggers tongue my anus

>>513430039
If god was real he would have put an active super volcano in your country.

>>513429142
>This is a a photo from the Webb telescope. You cannot tell me this isn't a fucking spaceship.

James Webb Telescope was launched on 2021, that rock Oumuamua was sighted on 2017. By the time JWST was launched, Oumuamua was long gone. That picture is NOT from the James Webb

>>513418465
It's hostile because you evil goyim dare speak down on god's chosen people now goymanity must be punished for not completing submitting to Israel

>>513418854
Enough said. You know the kike isn't actually doing any of the work, some poor never mentioned underlings are and he will take the credit if there is any,.

>>513418702
Oy vey the super genius Jewish quantum physicists at the the top kike universities you dumb goyim know of say the resonance cascade event happened and theirs no way to stop it!!!!!!! This could of been prevented if Israel had more funding to do non dangerous experiments at black Mesa oy vey you antisemites you've doomed us all!!!!!!!

>>513420839
No... for me.

>>513429674
That is a Dr right there.

nothing ever happens, ESPECIALLY with UFO shit

>>513418857
Patrician manwha taste. >>513418888

>>513420840
I already did, kek

>>513424331
No, the chance that we would witness it is low. However, for all we know its a monthly occurrence, we just haven't had the tech to detect such events. But saying the chances are extremely low is like saying the chances of extra solar planets existing is very low.
Space is full of space shit, shit goes by all the time. Or it doesn't. The point is you have absolutely no basis whatsoever to state this event is
>Extremely unlikely
You've no fucking clue, stfu.

>>513418390 (OP)
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Worlds_(1938_radio_drama)

>>513420927
Its just another space rock, and these faggots lives are so pathetic they crave a happening to distract them from how miserable they are.

>>513429142
Post a non-youtube source for this.

>>513431038
The new movie with that nigger rapper has now become my bar by which I will rank all other movies.
>At least its better than that amazon war of the worlds via zoom.

please please be alien catgirls

>>513429401
You're thinking of apophis, and man do I hope that thing hits. No where near big enough to cause any sort of apocalypse, but just big enough to seriously shake things up.

>>513429560
is that a coprolite

>>513431254
I was all jumpy, but I'm OK with a happening that is interesting but not horrible.

>>513431394
No it's your mom's dildo

>>513429670
Why does that matter? You act like Israel needs some sort of distraction. What is happening in Gaza is the most documented in history. Nobody does shit. Distraction not needed

This is a real fuck happening. Just because he noticed is not consequential. He suspects something is up and he is trying to get the word out

Where are the James webb images from August 6th

>>513421537
>Every fucking scientist says this s comet. The news says it's a comet. It's a fucking comet but you faggots persist
Every fucking doctor says it's safe and effective. The news says it's safe and effective. It's fucking safe and effective but you faggots persist.
I'm growing fatigued of your ilk.

>>513430205
>As in photon pressure, or? Or if you mean an electrical field it would technically allow some objects to fall up if they have an opposite charge
No photon pressure, the universe itself has a slight negative electric charge.
Things do float up when they are oppositely charged but spin tends to self-correct.
How else do you think you can slingshot from "gravity"? If it was space-time bending then an object would lose the same speed going up hill as it would gain going down hill.

Antimatter is not affected the same way as ordinary matter in gravity, which it should in timespace.

>>513420160
yes

>>513424415
posts like this are what keep me coming here

>>513426159
Sounds like bullshit but I believe it.

>>513418390 (OP)
All luminaries produce their own light, that's why they're luminaries.

>>513425119
Blue beam is a continued media campaign to pretend aliens are real and eventually make projectors that will simulate alien ships and such in the sky.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD2186Yh0Uc
It's important to hear this before you understand what project blue beam is about.

>>513426159
This is not what blue beam is, this is what the CIA wants you to believe what blue beam is so you think it's retarded bullshit.

>>513418702
You don't hate journalists enough.

>>513419126
>For England, James?

>>513419126
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