Italians. If you let me bang your president, I will officially give you the designation of white. As an American, I follow in the footsteps of great Americans like Benjamin Franklin, who gatekeeper who and who is not white. Just a little crumb, and I will grant you the white pass, my Latinx friends.

>>513428196 (OP)
>who gatekeeper who and who is not white
So you're clearly not white, or you wouldn't be interested in 48 year old Italian hags. You could still probably do way better, my Latinx friend.

>>513428381
That's how I know you're not white, Mario. Hagmaxxing is an Aryan pastime.

You pasta niggers drive a hard bargain. Fine, as a sign of goodwill, I will grant the most Italian, super Mario, the designation of white. From this moment on, I hereby declare that Super Mario is a white Aryan man. I will grant you this, but not Luigi, as that will be really pushing it. I will await the Italian delegation to deliver my Meloni melons