Thread 513430052

>guys hanging out without women?
>THEY MUST BE FUCKING EACHOTHER IN THE ASS
Why are leftgroids like this

>>513430052 (OP)
Fagots better check their books again

>>513430052 (OP)
Catholics put this picture up everywhere it's no wonder they think he was gay

>>513430052 (OP)
>hung out with 12 other dudes
There was also a female prostitute but whatever, this deviate heretic deserves to be put through a meat grinder.

why do religious threads always bring out the most memeflags?
>don't answer, its a rhetorical question.

>>513430052 (OP)
This is like the chaos boss fusing with the law boss.

>>513430486
I love that people including many christians are blind and forgetful to the fact that Jesus hung out with criminals, prostitutes and sinners.

Literally my thoughts exactly. One of the best criticisms against Jesus. He said that it's better to stay celibate, and it's a sin to even look at a woman. Meanwhile, he himself had no wife or even gf. Doesn't seem like the behavior of someone who's straight.

>Mohammed
Had a wife

>Moses
Had a wife

>Abraham
Had a wife

>Jesus
No wife

>>513430373
While gay orgies were a big thing in those days, this is more about the fact that Jesus likely never had sex with a woman.

>>513430408
Jesus himself didn't say that, one of his followers did. Also, I did check my books, and in Matthew Jesus says not to look at women because it's sinful.

>>513430486
There were many prostitutes, but Jesus wasn't known to have banged any of them. Nor did he take any of them as a wife or even gf.

>>513430575
It's a legit question. Why did Jesus act so gay? The behavior he exhibited is characteristic of a gay man. It would explain a whole lot at the end of the day.

This is why the Bible says stone these sodomites. There is a lot more wrong with them mentally than just thinking it's wonderful to have another man reem their asses. They're 3% of the population and commit most of the child rape. Bunch of sociopaths.

>>513430971
>one of his followers did
Who? That's from the old testament and before Jesus. And Jesus = god according to chriatians. So basically jesus said it according to christian logic

>>513430971
>It's a legit question. Why did Jesus act so gay?
I think maybe the lazy retard who wrote his character just didn't give him the arc. Maybe it's a trick on the followers? so that he can have more women to himself?

>>513431080
My bad, I forgot Leviticus is indeed old testament. Either way, Jesus didn't say it directly. Jesus also reformed the Old Testament according to what I understand, which seems to be the real reason he was killed by Jews. The OT and NT are radically different in teaching. For example, Jesus says not to judge. Not to put others to death. Why? Who knows. But we do know that in his 30+ years alive, he never once touched a vagina, according to official accounts. That's strange to me, considering that he would have had his pick of the ladies, what with his magic powers and all. And a disciple of life is supposed to continue life by reproducing. Your only remaining counterargument is that Jesus somehow managed to avoid all temptation like the Old Buddha, and that woman is a temptation. In other words, if he wasn't gay, then his celibacy was due to his asceticism.

>>513431048
Jesus doesn't allow you to kill anyone. He also doesn't really want you having sex, especially not straight sex.

>>513430052 (OP)
>PASTOR SAYS

>>513431803
You're thinking too hard about it. The point is, Jesus clearly wasn't attracted to women in the same way you and me are

>>513431818
>Why wasn't God himself a horny ape like a mortal man
I don't know, it's clearly a quandary that we need to ask the pastors depicted in the OP about.

>>513431961
Your søyjack aside, why does every Abrahamic prophet, including Zarathustra, have at least one wife, while Jesus had 0? And 0 girlfriends?

>>513430408

Leviticus is pretty gay though

>>513430052 (OP)
If you read the gospels he was obviously banging Mary Magdalene. Who wasn't actually a prostitute, that is a midwit medieval misinterpretation of scripture by some retard pope. She was actually a rich girl from an upper class family who was one of the primary financial supporters of Jesus' ministry after he exorcised 7 demons from her.
Jesus was keeping their relationship secret because he didn't want it to be a distraction from his true purpose, just like Hitler. But the way the other Disciples act makes it clear that it was one of those situations where everybody knows that one of your buddies is banging some chick who he is suspiciously close to, but they are like "teehee noooo, we are just friends ;-0"

>>513432125
>mortal man
Jesus lived and died like a mortal man. That's because he was a demigod, and still technically mortal. If he was God, he wouldn't have died because you cannot kill an actual god, or 'God' himself either.

>God himself
Jesus was half God, half human. This makes him a demigod by definition. This was already an ancient concept by the time Jesus was alive.

>horny ape
This is a weak argument on your part. Sex, as impure as it may seem, is the key to sustaining life. Furthermore, the issue isn't that Jesus was abstinent. The issue is that Jesus, for all effective purposes, said fornication with women is bad. You should be a prude and preferably a celibate. Meanwhile, Jesus himself leads by celibate example. The problem is, it seems way too easy for him to say these things, almost like he doesn't desire women to begin with. That would explain why it's so easy for him to say what he said.

>>513432419
I have read the gospels, and I find your claims lacking in evidence. Furthermore, if you were right, then Jesus was a hypocrite who broke his own teachings. You have taken an undefendable position.

>>513430052 (OP)
>no job
>was a carpenter

>>513430052 (OP)
>hung out with 12 other dudes
Obligatory.

>>513432582

His stepfather was a carpenter he was a crazy hobo cult leader that believed that he is a son of God.