Thread 513431112

14% of American have constipation.

>>513431112 (OP)
very cool thread Eglin
and they pay you for that
great

Alcohol usually does it. Sometimes anxiety can prevent defecation

>>513431112 (OP)
Maybe he could shit better if he took his pants down.

>>513431112 (OP)
>14% of American have constipation.

Dildos and butt plugs.

>>513431112 (OP)
The fourth leading cause of death in india is diarrhea.

>>513431112 (OP)
I haven't had constipation since last time I took a dump, which is about 6 days ago now.

>>513431112 (OP)
Why do American women fart so much?
https://thisvid.com/videos/bassy-farts10/

>>513431112 (OP)
my ass is basically a CNC waterjet machine unfortunately, i think i have IBS or something

Drink your Ovaltine.

>>513431112 (OP)
How the hell is constipation even a thing
like nigga eat a banana or grapefruit

>>513431306
>Drink your Ovaltine.
Is that what that was all about?

There is but one solution, MORE GAVINPOSTING!

>>513431261
How much caffeine do you drink?

>>513431112 (OP)
Copy the pooping form that Indians do. It seems to work out good for them.

>>513431112 (OP)
I had to shit 5 or 7 or 10 times today at least had the shits all day pushing diarrhea out of ass, my armpits smell like McDonald's cheeseburger, ravenous, thirst, what is happening

>>513433310
Early stages are of diabetes. Probably stage 2/3. Survival rate 45-60%. Good luck.

>>513431112 (OP)
>exercise
>hydration
>magnesium
>fiber
I just fixed your constipation

some fellow old fogies

have ya realized you're old yet?
you're talking about your bowel movements on 4chan

>>513437906
>fiber
everyone says this, but if anything fiber will slow transit time

>>513438203
Yeah it will, my shits are fine except there's always that last little bit at the end that never wants to come out and that didn't used to happen.

I started taking a turmeric supplement and it didn't help so I am out of ideas.

>>513431184
what a squalid shithole lmao

I have great bowel movements
Always comes out in one clean lump
Often my ass remains spotless

>>513431112 (OP)
Chia seeds, apples, prunes worked like magic for me.

>>513438484
Try a "vitamin C flush"
That's where you take a bunch of vitamin C, maybe 4000mg
It has a strong laxative effect, very fast

>>513431172
>this

goys, may we interest you in KOSHER butt plugs

>>513438121
Picked up one of these at the hindu grocery store today lads.
Gonna take a couple tablespoons tonight
Then tomorrow morning the real party begins

>>513431112 (OP)
Just eat some cheese bro

>>513431153
I am an alcoholic, for some time too. Decades. You are what you eat, just eat right and you’ll shit right. Alcohol has nothing to do with it, get that bullshit outta here.

>>513439149
>fell for the goyolcohol meme

ngmi

>>513431237
I will admit my wife farts often, and often leaning her ass in my direction. Thankfully they smell wonderful or I’ve lost all sense of smell. I consider it a turn on. What’s your excuse?

>>513431112 (OP)
ill drop a secret here, please take care of it. indians unlocked the secret of shitting like god intended, thats squatting as slow as possible while compressing the abdomen, that way you are able to use all your muscles for the shit pushing effort.

you as a westernern can even do it in your home , you just need a big plastic bag (and some rubber bands to close it afterwards) just hold it were the shit will drop with your hands

>>513439393
>step 1, take a drink from the ganges river

>>513439256
At least I don’t pretend to be what I aspire to be. I’m good with who I am. None of us will live for long in this plane.

>>513439393
i shit that way daily during showers (its good to do it in the bath tub because if not pissing the floor would be unfortunate) you also already have water to clean yourself afterwards, extremely higyenic

>>513431400
It's the opiates.
I haven't had a good bowel movement in like 3 weeks and it's getting really bad. I just can't stop doing drugs because I need to work and function during the day. If I can stop for like a day and half I would be able to take a shit but I'm in it for the long haul for the meantime.
Life can be hell.

just increase fat consumption. fat is like lubricant for your innards. remember the story of the wise old uncle who told his nephew (on his 18th birthday) to do a few shots of olive oil to fortify his stomach ahead of a night of drinking? and the kid arrives at the first bar and then proceeds to shit his pants? kek
and supplement magnesium. iirc the cheapest magnesium supplements include magnesium oxide which had a bad reputation because it has too much of a laxative effect

>>513431112 (OP)
Any how many have diarrhea?
The latest research shows 72% of Americans have admitted to having at least mildly shit their pants after a bad fart in, or shortly before visiting a Walmart at some point in their life.

>>513431112 (OP)
88% of Americas eat stolen Mexican food.