Thread 513431335

What traits would you want to foster in them?
One day, this option will be a reality

>>513431335 (OP)
you would have to be a faggot christian not to do this.

I'd make it so they can fart out of their dick

>>513431434
That is an oxymoron… at least it should be. Lol

>>513431518
You can’t?

>>513431335 (OP)
I should never have had kids.
I got bad genes. My kids are just like their uncle, never wanted to grow up, not going to grow up. They just let life kick 'em.
My kids can't wait until I die so they can get the house. Even talk about what they're gonna do with it once I kick the bucket. I think I get burned like yesterday's garbage.

>>513431583
This sounds like the plot of an award winning movie
Also, sorry

>>513431539
every christian is a faggot in tranny disguise

>>513431666
I was going to joke along with you, but that would involve referencing nasty and dark, real life victimization that occurs disturbingly often. Not just Christian people though, to be entirely fair

>>513431335 (OP)
If I could, I definitely would. I wouldn't want my kids to go through what I did. But since I can't have them, it's a moot point.

>>513431776
>cant
In what regard?

I'd turn my kid black just to see how my wife reacts / if she's been cheating on me

>>513431931
Seems kinda extreme for a prank
>sorry jr, I really thought it was a good idea at the time, but hey at least you get the N word pass huh??

>>513431573
>>513431518
It's actually super easy. You lube up a coffee straw and sound it, then blow air into it while pinching the tip. Then you pinch the ends of your peehole to make farting sounds while kegeling the air out. I do it at parties

>>513431335 (OP)
>One day, this option will be a reality
the day gene editing becomes optional is the day it becomes mandatory

>>513432005
Man, the DNC convention sounds wild

>>513431335 (OP)
>opt for gene editing for their children before birth?
that's called selecting the right mate anon, your sexual mate contributes more or less 50% dna to yours in your shared offspring

>>513431830
I was born deformed. Life managed my expectations from a very early age, which is something of a blessing actually. I just get to watch.

>>513432143
Oh. I’m sorry but I am glad you have the right outlook my man

>>513432068
Nah at the DNC I have someone else blow the air in, for equity. I do this at the libertarian convention

>>513431335 (OP)
>gene editing
Imagine a whole generation of tall Chad men, no more manlets and dysgenics. You could change a generation of women to not be completely retarded either, the pros outway any cons.

>>513432187
Hah, Ron Paul references in 2025~

>>513431335 (OP)
If we don't start doing this now there ain't gon be no human race in a thousand years. Nature doesn't select for intelligence for a reason and we're losing all the traits that made it possible for it to happen in the first place. Without gene editing at this point your descendants are damned to ape-demon hellworld like our distant ancestors were. If you want an example of what that will be like read on what abbo society was like before wypipo came along.

>>513432382
Coincidentally, I have read on this topic. It is mind shatteringly horrible

>>513432211
In reality people would gene edit their kids to have 30cm dongs, crazy and never-before-seen natural hair and eye colors, crazy body proportions, it's over before it even began

>>513432468
africa is already experiencing this

>>513431335 (OP)
>How many anons here would opt for gene editing for their children before birth?

If the tech is reliable definitely. Eugenics and genetic engineering are the only way we keep the human race from turning into dysgenic retards.

>>513431335 (OP)
Jew Editing? How cucked can you get?

>>513432585
It is actually a secular technique/technology, but I do not doubt for a second that there would be Yeshiva (or whatever term they use) versions of this that is kosher

>>513432183
Thanks. Early childhood trauma is one of those things that provides unique perspective if you manage to survive it, and very very few do...just watch soft white underbelly.

Being an observer of human behavior and especially mating as an outsider really reinforces my conclusion that man is a rising beast, not a fallen angel. 99% of human behavior can be explained by sexual impulse and the dominance games played for its sake. There's very little thinking going on actually, about anything.

Most people still can't see it, but what is occurring is a "great filter" event, and most globally won't pass anything through the chokepount. The bar for entry has been set far out of reach od almost everyone.

All the solutions sound imperfect because they are. The only real solution is hit the bottleneck and proceed with the inevitable sorting.

>>513431335 (OP)

The day parents can casually have their child edited, everyone will be choosing the whitest possible skin for their children. Negros, Asians especially.

>>513433010
That would be nice, until it is not, which is always. This would create an arms race of bleach and vampirism

>>513431583
I'll add this to my antinatalism folder.

>>513433151
This is Sparta

>>513432811
>Early childhood trauma is one of those things that provides unique perspective if you manage to survive it
you don't need deformity to get there, just the correct context

>>513433051

I'm (safely) assuming the best they'll come out with is albino-negro looking, at least for blacks. Remember, there's a good chance they don't actually have enough similar DNA to fully reproduce our looks. It's that mysterious "ghost DNA" which is fancy talk for even more archaic genes.

>>513431335 (OP)
> jizzing in a cup
a lot of fuckers wont have that kind of restraint.

>>513433377
But what if it is a really sexy cup?

>>513433260
The correct context in my case was that my father couldn't handle the financial and parenting stress that came with my existence, and frequently beat the shit out of me when I was young. Imagine coming into a world essentially cursed by god only to have the people closest to you confirm that fact.

Nonetheless I managed to forge an identity on my own, but I'll never be able to see people outside the lense my experiences created for me.

Lots of people are choosing to avoid even 1/100th of that unpleasantness, and it's not entirely unjustified.

>>513431335 (OP)
I earnestly believe God would not want His children to suffer any more than is necessary in this life. Chronic illnesses run rampant due to the obsolescence of natural selection in humans. This is a good effort to mitigate those effects for future generations.

>>513433638
heeeh if you're basically trying to create maladjusted people, who will inevitably start dissecting and doubt the society they live in instead of tacitly accept it, I think there are plenty other ways to get there besides trauma, like chosen detachment
your way possibly creates a bunch of biases long term

>>513431335 (OP)
I am too white to have kids.

>>513434073
Siberians are already maxxed out desu

>>513432468
A lot of clinics only let you edit to the extent of the genes present between you and your partner. Like if you have blue eyes, your GF has brown eyes, and you want your kid to inherit blue eyes.
Or if you carry green eyes from your mother, have brown eyes, your GF has brown eyes, but you want your kid to have green eyes.

>>513434120
I am blond 6.1 and have blue eyes.
this white supremasy shit ends here

>>513434198
No anon, in Yakutsk, it never began

>>513431335 (OP)
7 inch penis, that is all.

>>513434395
>congrats, it’s a dick!
Sää

>>513434486
Now Gene edit to my crotch, I have two hands, so naturally I need two penises

>>513434558
As long as you name him/it “dong-son”

>>513431335 (OP)
Just have a white/asian baby. They will actually take care of you when you get old.

>>513431335 (OP)
Intelligence with shane carwin hands.

>>513432468
>30cm dong
Africans already exists bud

>>513436116
Isn’t there a literal DOOM guy tier man in Canada with a mutation that gives him inhuman hands? I’m too lazy to google it; but he is an arm wrestling champ

>>513431335 (OP)
>just let a kike or an uncaring doc edit your childs genes
Even if the doctor is not a kike, I would not trust him to edit my childs genes.

>>513431335 (OP)
I want my kids to have 4 arms and spit acid. I've dreamed of this since I was 8 years old.

>>513436358
Hey, that is verbatim a copyright issue! Mortal Kombat offspring can never be done UNSANCTIONED and we will see you in court. The court being the mile wide gore lake

>>513436424
I wasn't allowed to play Mortal Kombat as a kid, I got the idea from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

>>513436460
Oh, that’s adorable
I like tortoises better imo. I am probably going to get one for my backyard at some point

>>513436525
I always rooted for shredder. I rooted for the bad guy in pretty much every cartoon I watched as a kid.

>>513431335 (OP)
Everyone will just have "white" children

>>513431335 (OP)
I did, it was easy.
>Find blonde qtπ tomboy waifu
>make four blonde babbies with my benisxd
>made the world a better place
You're welcome

>>513431335 (OP)
As for any innovation in history goes. Let someone else be the beta tester if you want a long and healthy life. Just look at how badly they handled the pandemic with mRNA. By the time it is actually ready I'll be too old anyways. It doesn't matter to me.