Thread 513438400

This is You.

>>513438400 (OP)
I am not a figment of your AI prompt, I am not god dammit

>>513438400 (OP)
I fucking love this thread. I hope it's fruitful.

These three images encapsulates modern /pol/

>>513438400 (OP)
>God gave such simple creatures optical nerves
they see like we do but they dont perceive like we do

>>513438441
>Conservative memes have become WORDS WORDS WORDS
Becoming the deep state has made you lose the mandate of Kek.

>>513438478
gekm

>>513438561
life really is a miracle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiS3MaYhX-w

>>513438400 (OP)
Yes I look like that, I am a proud googly eyed microscopic shrimp

>>513438400 (OP)
nuh uh

>>513438441
yeah
the last one is particularly poignant

>>513438400 (OP)
This is you:

This is Us.

>>513438478
thats the most late 2010s lgbt kid playlist ever

>>513438877
Anyone got any tips for caring for a sick garloid? Mine's been spitting out this yellow goo the last few days, I tried massaging them and playing their favorite music, but they're not improving. I don't want to get ripped off at a vet but it's starting to worry me.

>>513438400 (OP)
Yes.
That is literally me.

>>513438400 (OP)
Thats your butt parasites seeing your boyfriends dick coming at them.

>>513439345
You have to be 18+ to use this website

>>513438877
those are pretty healthy looking young bucks anon. i can tell you're taking good care of their pH balance. good on you- your meticulous attention will pay dividends when they get to milking age.

>>513439269
i've found that they are very sensitive to vibrations, similar to how butterflies and moths use their antennae to sense EMF. have you considered incorporating faraday cage shielding into their environments?

>>513439395
Cry about it fag.. what, did i discriminate against the population of worms inbetween your asscheeks? Stop being a degenerate, its disgusting, destructive and wrong in every way.

>>513439687
Hahahaha you're a child!

>>513439345
wtf how did she drink that whole beer?!!?

>>513438565
fuck off newfag

>>513439774
Absolutely, sure i'm a child.. stop grooming me or i'm calling CPS. You can piss back over there to plebbit if you don't like the language in this kitchen. Typical left wing oriented faggots trying to groom kids, i swear man.. every shingle time.

>>513439823
Certain lizards have an abillity to hydrate through their skin.

>>513439936
Send me your discord tag

>>513438400 (OP)
I am less energetic looking.

What animal is this and how does it turn you gay?

>>513438573
I see you follow our Tradition.
It is canon.

>>513440008
Here you go, i think you'll fit right in. Give me your Teamspeak.
invite/9eZfYfUBNC

>>513438400 (OP)
This is me

>>513438400 (OP)
Is this ai?

>>513442859
jeetler?

>>513438400 (OP)
Okay?

give a cdl to a jeet in america and they are potential jeetlers

>>513438400 (OP)
eyes open. no fear. be safe everyone

>>513438400 (OP)
I always knew I was cute!

>>513438400 (OP)
Haha yeah

>>513438400 (OP)
WHAT?! THAT'S ME?! WOAH!

>>513438400 (OP)
They cute though

>>513438400 (OP)
Not quite.

>>513438400 (OP)
I'm cute I guess desu. Thank yous. OwO

>>513438400 (OP)
Shut the fuck up you romanian faggot
God sure has a wonderful sense of humor

>>513438400 (OP)
Why do they blink, their eyes are underwater

>>513439345
i wish this were ai, 99% of beer is gross
there was one beer out there, and i forgot what it was, because i drank a lot of it

>>513438478
Lemon demon had 1 good song

>>513450315
>live underwater
>sediment sticks to your eye
>flippers don't reach face
>'shit, better learn how sonar works because i'm blind, nigga'

that said the vid doesn't look real

>>513439269
Sounds like your garloid has CGRI (common garloid respiratory infection) unless its of the south american variety, then it could be something more severe. I'd massage it with tiger balm (vicks vaporub will do if you have any) followed by a hot compress and gently place an arthritic compression sock around it (for the spasms)

>>513438400 (OP)
omgf they were real after all

>>513438400 (OP)
In fact this is me watching you trying to make me fight with my mom.

>>513446793
Nope
Nope nope nope nope nope nope

>>513438400 (OP)
Kill yourself you complete waste of space. Never again mention my fucking name or I will shove a cactus so deep down your ass that you will spit needles for weeks. Fucking die.

>>513438400 (OP)
if someone were to add speech bubbles with them saying "It's Happening!" this could be a fantastic /pol/ webm.

>>513451813
generally speaking you would say "up your asshole" or "down your throat" unless inverting him is part of your plan.

>>513438441
So what side is she on? Anti-joke side?

>>513438573
Somehow, that image is Nick fuentés fantazy and irl /pol/

>>513451456
YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP UH HUH

>>513452037
>its happening
>its ogre
>if only you knew how badly things really are
>its actually much worse than you think
>traps aren't gay

>>513438441
That's actually pretty based

>>513438400 (OP)
Hydrothermal vent worms? Ok

>>513438400 (OP)
They turned their full attention to the newest freshest twitter thread at the end there

>>513438877
I just harvested mine. Id been feeding them organic coconut water

>>513454411
if they were all more like that one i probably wouldn't have helped get the antichrist elected as president

>>513454063
https://youtu.be/KTc3PsW5ghQ i love those little niggas

>>513439345
This cunt had her simp spend probably like $100 plus tip for that stupid stunt lmao

>>513438400 (OP)
Nice to meet you Mr President

>>513438400 (OP)
Same energy