Thread 513443477

>casually shits on the book of Genesis narrative

checkmate, christians

>>513443477 (OP)
enjoy hell

>>513443516
what a rude little chud you are

>>513443516
Alright, you daft git, you’re thick as two short planks, ain’t ya? Your noggin’s gone proper pear-shaped, not a sodding clue in sight. Blimey, you’re a right numpty, a total wally with knobs on. Your brain’s like a knackered old banger, completely buggered and useless. Oi, mate, you’re such a bleeding muppet, it’s beyond a joke—properly, utterly, bang-out-of-order stupid!

>>513443477 (OP)
Rule of thumb for understanding literature:
>If it sounds like it has profound meanings other than a description of historical fact, it's purpose is probably not describing historical fact
The insistence that the Bible is only 6,000 years old is actually a relatively recent phenomenon in Christianity and is a view that isn't even necessarily shared by a majority of Christians, U.S. retarded Protestants not withstanding.

>>513444132
Ach, ty głupi osioł! You are stupid like bag of hammers, tak? Your brain is working like broken calculator - only showing zeros! Kurwa mać, what is with you, eh? You have brain of dead fish, I am telling you straight! Your thinking is going backwards like crab on beach, no?
Listen here, ty idioto - you are dumb like post in ground! Even my neighbor's pig has more sense in head than you! Your skull is empty like church on Monday, tylko powietrze inside! What happened, somebody is stealing your brain when you sleep, czy co? Jezus Maria, you make me so angry I could spit! You are thinking with your pupa instead of głowa, this is problem! Even small dziecko knows better than you, for crying out loud! Completely bez sensu, this whole situation!

>>513444665
Fake news. All Christians think the Earth is only 5000 years old

>>513443477 (OP)
What did the carnivores eat after the flood?

How did Noah feed millions and millions of animals.

Such a bs story.

>>513443477 (OP)
Dinosaurs are chimera hybrids between fallen angels and birds. Picrel.

>>513445230
They ate faggots like you. Millions of them. The flood was filled by faggots. Dead faggots as far as the eye could see. A faggot here, a faggot there. Plenty of faggots for the carnivores to feast on after the flood. Faggot.

>>513443516
Where's that?