Thread 513444101

Are tigers the solution?

trains are more efficient

>>513444101 (OP)
A lot of predators don't eat humans because of the smell, it doesn't smell of game.
If you start to bleed the obviously you'll smell like dinner.

>>513444101 (OP)
So it seems, so it seems. But their biggest predator is definitely the Indian train.

>>513444101 (OP)
I would think punching it in the fuckin face would work better than praying at it

>>513444101 (OP)
Elephants are by far more efficient. Because of their big noses they simply can't stand jeets.
>47 poos smeared by just this one

>>513444101 (OP)
he relaxed and showed weakness

>>513444101 (OP)
>Don't stand up to make yourself appear bigger
>Don't shout or fake charge to gain some time
>Just make yourself smaller like a prey, making whining noises like a wounded rabbit
Jeets have 0 survival skills. No instincts at all.

>>513444337
They'll out-survive your failing nation.

>>513444500
good morning saar

>>513444249
https://www.latimes.com/archives/blogs/la-unleashed/story/2011-02-12/tiger-that-mauled-three-teens-at-san-francisco-zoo-appears-to-have-been-provoked-report-says

>>513444290
Elephants eat jeets too. Funny shit.

>>513444101 (OP)
What this idiot doing in the enclosure? Suicide attempt?

No the tigers are out numbered by about a billion . What a fucking disease india is

>>513444256
They think it's a holy creature that must not be harmed, which is a good thing since it's a critically endangered species.

>>513444737
Poojeets outnumber ALL CATS IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD more than 3 to 1.
How grim is that?

>>513444249
It is an introduced species; sadly our ancestors didn't consider the impact that feral trains would have on the dalit population.

There are literally over 3 jeets per cat on this planet.

>>513444101 (OP)
> imagine the taste

>>513444101 (OP)
Kek at people ITT pretending like they would be fearless in front of a fucking tiger
>bro just frighten one of the most powerful predators on the planet ez

>>513445165
Based tiger with the genetic memory.

It's a zoo animal. Stop acting like a prey and act like a zookeeper. Get a stick and slam his head.

>>513446081
Fuck you the cat's life is worth more than all jeets that ever existed.

>>513445117
Kek at your retarded ass who thinks anyone other than a jeet or perhaps a nigger would end up in that situation in the first place

>>513444101 (OP)
>making yourself seem small and vulnerable
>showing your bare fucking neck to it
What a retard
You don't even need to attack the thing for it to not attack you
All you need to do is act in an unpredictable way while you slowly move towards the service door

>>513446225
What makes you think Dutch anon was talking about cat?

>>513444500
Cockroaches will survive it too. Doesn't make them any more human than Indians though.>>513444500

>>513446359
Sometimes the situation comes to you instead

https://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyle/tiger-leaps-out-of-enclosure-kills-vietnam-zookeeper-idUSTRE58A26P/

>>513446483
Kek.
I don't know but there's a Dutch flag jeet that posts on this board, maybe that's why I assumed.

>>513446359
>us vietnamese would never be in this situation

https://www.france24.com/en/20190605-vietnamese-man-attacked-tiger-private-zoo

>>513444101 (OP)
the pajeet that the tiger ate had a worldview where he literally believes that all animals, insects, and fish are just dead people reborn as animals. therein lies the root cause of why he died.