Thread 513457542

Come watch niggers beg to be freed from prison after killing people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irh7gESVRlI

>Today's docket
We have some spicy unusual stuff today

TYB
G'mornin gentlemen

TYB
gm everyone

>>513457542 (OP)
ur late and the best one was the first one.
>Black person: i dindu nuffin.
>Black family: he dindu nuffin.
>Board: Then why did you call the police?
>Black people: we dont know.
>Denied

TYB

To all who missed the first one, you didn't miss much. Although the mother of the criminal told them to keep him locked up lol

Please can we not use the n-word, I feel it has negative connotations, thanks

>>513458116
>n-word
nincompoop?

>>513457848
I saw that one, she had scratches on her neck and they just got there!

>>513457881
>Although the mother of the criminal told them to keep him locked up lol

Sick of him asking for money and causing drama, what kind of bum pesters their elderly mother for money

Unc about to talk him back into da cage.

>>513458107
He's found a job, so he better not fuck up!

This is the first time I've seen parole not revoked despite a guilty statement.

>>513458158
That word is bad, reported for hate speech laws, enjoy your federal pounding

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https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/slidell-woman-pleads-guilty-to-manslaughter-in-2005-stabbing-death/article_b2c69f4e-bb6c-5e6c-b285-4c5c3579327f.html
This should be her

I love nigger revocation day.

>>513457542 (OP)
Thank you Algeria anon baker

>>513458116
Jiggaboo

>>513458288
It's very to let someone out so I hope he does well. I used to help people in a homeless building and alot of them had nothing and nobody to support them.

Coody sounds like slang for pussy kek

prison staff fucking up again

>>513458685
*rare

The white woman who they had at first is in prison for a hit and run manslaughter

FFS sit still Sedric

Danny is Chucky stupid.

Holy shit, we have a negro Kerry Myers

We have the anons at /LPBG/, opposed but not speaking

Is this the sound cutting, or is this kid unironically retarded?

Who says aliens don't exist?

Are you even educated bro?

>>513459605
>I can calculate exactly how many times my smoke alarm chirps in a minute

The audio guy needs to be taken round back.

>Forklifting
Well, this is it, let her out.

>Hooked On Phonics

Now THERE"S a name I haven't heard in ages hahahahaha

>hooked on phonics
millenials having flashbacks rn

>Hooked on Phonics

kek shes like 10

>24
>could barely read or write
grim. how many niggers in the US are completely illiterate, is it that widespread?

>OSHA safety training
KEK

What's a hooked on phonics?

TYB. Good morning Frens! What did I miss?

>i see remorse in you
Chucky being Chucky

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238574 HIT AND RUN DRIVING
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Pic related

>>513460492
Reading program you ordered off the TV back before the world wide web.

>>513460424
in majority black cities, 80-90% don't pass minimum graduation requirements for high school

>>513460492
Niggerspeak

>>513460492
If you were born in the 80s you know.

Oh damn, just tuning in and I already missed a cumdumpster. What did I miss?

>>513460654
a cumdumpster

>>513460424
Yes, there are entire schools that are illiterate

>>513460615
Well, I'm from Algeria, so... You know.

>>513460586
Retard was on her cell phone?

>>513460716
Can you fill me in a little more than that nigga? What was her crime like, was she hot, etc?

>>513460780
Ah, Touche

Hi Mary

>>513457685
Mariah Miller looks nice and lurid.

yes we hear you grandma

We can hear you Mrs. memorex mtab pro 2600

...is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home?

>>513460865
For me it's wood knot

>>513460865
She hit a woman with a pipe, then stabbed her in the neck over crack cocaine, claimed "she only supplied the murder weapon"

>>513461106
>memorex mtab pro 2600
influencer grandma

How many of these women do you think are doing lesbian shit in jail and how many do you think are getting dicked down by guards?

Morning gents, have I missed anything good?

>>513461577
the guards in womens prisons are women

>>513461392
Sounds kinda like she supplied the murder weapon to the victim's neck.

>>513460865
you have to be this tall to ride.

7 years hard labia

>>513461510
Kek, that is what I was thinking. I didn't even know they were still in business.

>>513461589
No, just boring shit, we had an illiterate woman, like for real illiterate. That's about it.

>>513461617
Not in the US. Pretty sure they hire both there.

>>513461713
Correct.

Why does her brother sounds like a nigger?

Can't remember the last time Danny Bah-Rah was in charge of the panel. Don't think I've ever seen Chucky in charge.

>sister in law
>nigger speaking

>>513461792
Any of the incels here ever considered getting a job there?

i guarantee you she's not getting early release

>>513461849
>Don't think I've ever seen Chucky in charge
I don't think they feel like getting sued

>>513461681
Oh you. Fucking kek

>>513461952
extremely unlikely, it's a hit and run that happened in 2023, they will deny for not enough time served.

Ciggy time

>>513461681
Lmao

Grandma sick and tired of her 2 minor children.

Dude, wtf? All she had to say was "I hit someone and I realise what I took for granted and I'm ready to come home." Not a word about the victim. She made it sound like she just punched someone in a minor road rage incident. But she killed someone???

What were the details of the manslaughter? Was she drunk driving or on her phone? Not really worth serving much jail time over that. Just take her license away forever and make her help the family.

>>513462185
We aren't dealing with the best and brightest here. There is a screenshot of an anon talking about empathy and IQ which is very relevant but I don't have it myself.

>>513462185
>dibble is actually a police officer

>>513462185
Yeah, from her telling I assumed she just injured someone and just got a sentence for hit and running

He reminds me of the guy from Whose Line Is It Anyway, with the tranny kid.

>>513457542 (OP)
Interesting.

>3 second pause
>I uh read through your case and uh
>I have no questions
KEK

>>513462185
Saying you killed and say the victim's name gives you so many brownie points with the board. Meemaw gets all fuzzy when they do.

>I was on methamphetamine and my license was suspended
Conveniently left that out of your initial statement

>>513462290
look up gnothi seauton compendium on archive.org

it's probably in here. i just found this and i've been here for 10 years and still found new and fun threadsaves.

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1795819 HUMAN TRAFFIKING VIT UNDER AGE
1795819 HUMAN TRAFFIKING VIT UNDER AGE

One of the super rare offenses in these hearings
https://www.kplctv.com/2019/06/18/sheriffs-office-year-old-girl-found-motel-forced-into-sex-victim-trafficking/

>>513462545
No need to be a smartass about it anon, I'm sure she just forgot.

>>513462552
can't even use archive.org in the uk without a vpn anymore, because it contains adult scans of 1970's porno mags

Oh boy, look at this mystery meat, sheboon.

Main Event for LTCW
>Human Traffiking victim under age x2

>>513462604
Why are ANY of those nigs still breathing?! The world isn't a just one.

>>513462552
Thanks anon, looks like a good read.

>>513462604
we got a little Ghislaine Maxwell wannabe

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> it appears I have to wait another 120 seconds before I can get a captcha. What a great system. I wanted to bump this thread, (a very simple concept) but instead Im having to commit to waiting 120 seconds here. Guess I will type every stupid thought im thinking till the timer gets sub 10 seconds. Oh its almost there...5 4

>>513462604
On March 21 Calcasieu Parish Sheriff’s Office detectives were dispatched to a motel on North Martin Luther King Highway in Lake Charles in reference to a possible location of a 14-year-old girl who had been reported as a runaway. When detectives arrived at the motel they located the girl in a room, along with Mariah C. Miller, 24, 216 S. Bowers Street, Iowa.

During the investigation and after interviewing the girl, detectives learned she has been a victim of sex trafficking since January 2019.

The victim advised detectives she had been beaten and forced to have sexual intercourse with numerous men.

During further investigation detectives learned Miller, along with an acquaintance of the victim, Kaleb A. Citizen, 21, and Darius P. Landry, 28, who was the victim’s guardian and family member, were responsible for trafficking the girl.

Detectives were also able to identify one of the men, Antonio D. Tompkins, 25, with whom she was forced to have sex.

Between June 10 and 13 Judge Guy Bradberry signed warrants for the arrest of all four suspects. Miller, Citizen, and Tompkins; were all incarcerated at the Calcasieu Correctional Center on unrelated charges. Miller is charged with human trafficking with a bond of $250,000. Citizen is charged with human trafficking; 1st-degree rape; and felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile with a bond of $2million. Tompkins is charged with felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile with a bond of $250,000. Landry was arrested on June 17 and booked into the Calcasieu Correctional Center and charged with trafficking of juveniles for sexual purposes with a bond of $250,000.

>>513461993
Chuckles, as stupid as he is, has chaired the board a few times. The last time he did, surprised me as he did well. He still can’t interview worth a fuck.

>>513462604
>>513462885
she is going to say that she didndu nuffin and it ws all her co-defendants

>>513462720
>https://www.kplctv.com/2019/06/18/sheriffs-office-year-old-girl-found-motel-forced-into-sex-victim-trafficking/
opera and brave browsers have free vpn's don't they? protonvpn has free servers. either way your welcome! i enjoyed the /x/ sections on antarctica since i've always wondered what goes on there and those are at least good reads. could be real who the fuck knows.

>>513462885
>>513462664
>>513462737
this crime might sound worse than it was. nogs hit puberty at like 8 and start pumping out kids by 12. it's closer to animals: once they hit sexual maturity it's fuck and breed til death with no consideration of development. i'd wager this was a case of pimping, they were all reveling in the fast money, and obviously got caught. unless the victim was white.

>>513462604
>>513462885
>Mariah C. Miller

>>513463054
>unless the victim was white.
We actually had one of those here before, the slaver was white, and the victim was white. Surprisingly, she was let out, even more surprisingly, her 13 year old daughter was watching the parole hearing of the woman who sold a girl her age to slavery.

Chimpout potential high
going to CHIMPCON 3

She got a bubba gump mouth

In record time, she blames the men.

>>513462885
>in Lake Charles
Damn, I am craving Darrell's now
https://darrellspoboys.com/

>>513463360
spongewog

>permascowl
>psychocunt eyebrows
>happy to be frowning

Evil. Immediately deflecting responsibility to her co-defendants. Blaming drugs. Ehhhhh

It's incredibly obvious she didn't write this.
>>513463469
kek

What script would yours say?

We needed Randy for this one.

>>513463054
>i enjoyed the /x/ sections on antarctica since i've always wondered what goes on there and those are at least good reads. could be real who the fuck knows.
I have seen the screencaps on /pol/ and also enjoy them

>tell me more
>Instantly deflect
>Never brings up what landed her in jail

>>513463386
That is exactly what I was thinking

tell the truth dumb dumb

>>513463657
haven't seen this one either. thanks for sharing!

You have got to be shitting me.

Danny looks ready to murder/justice this bitch.

i was just there

Well this was pretty boring. It's pathetic how mundane this hearings can be. She's fighting for the next few years of her life? WTF. I put more effort into minimum wage job interviews. I guess she's already been to trial and the mostly use a scoring system based on time served and classes done and opposition but still.

g'morning gentlemen

Wish Meemaw was here for this one. She's got all men here which might be good except she's still being a retard and trying to minimize her guilt.

>>513462777
JECKED
if im on mobile data it sometimes takes 3 or more 120 second waits

>>513464048
Meemaw is the victim advocate on the board, she would hate her.

risk management

I swear, if they let this hole out.

>>513464113
That's why it would be great (for us)

>>513463451
hell yeah brother

GRANT? What the fuck?

They can't be serious

LMFAO

>>513464166
this hole is getting released and will be pimping out 14 year olds next week
the pimp game is real for this pimp

>>513464266
you just cant keep a good pimp down Anon
even the Board knows that

I feel like we missed out on a grade A chimpout here

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why is ghislaine still inside when epsteins girls were 17?
free ghislaine

>strong opposition from the judge
>strong opposition from the police sergeant
>strong opposition from everybody else who went to trial and heard about what actually happened to this 14 year old

ALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>513464406
Deputies said they found multiple binders full of ID’s, credit cards, social security cards, insurance cards and medical files belonging to different people when they pulled over Eileenann Large, 42, of Lake Charles, during a traffic stop in December 2023.

The items were seized, and Large, who was also found to be in possession of drugs, was arrested on the drug charges. She was booked into the Calcasieu Correctional Center and later released on bond with additional charges pending.

The Calcasieu Parish Sheriff’s Office launched an investigation into the alleged identity theft, and on March 7, a warrant was issued for Large’s arrest.

Large was arrested during a traffic stop on March 12, and deputies again said they found numerous financial documents and mail belonging to different people in her car.

After questioning, Large reportedly admitted to deputies she had been in possession of the documents for years, and she had more stolen documents in two storage units. When detectives later searched the storage units, they found several bags full of additional financial documents, mail, and paperwork belonging to people other than Large.

Kayla Vincent, spokesperson with the Calcasieu Parish Sheriff’s Office, said at this time, they are still working to figure out the total number of people whose identity Large attempted to steal.

>>513457542 (OP)
I love how the USA gives infinitesimally zero shits about criminals privacy and data protection. The way it should be handled if you ask me. Our courts keep saying
> In the name of the German people
when issuing a verdict, but pretend like it's not the German people's concern what the name of the criminal is or what punishment he gets.

>>513464327
Her name is A Pimp Named Silverback. You must say the whole thing. Like A Tribe Called Quest.

>>513464406
So how large do you think she will be?

>>513464433
I concur, on the condition that she be released to my personal residence.

>>513464611
She's a big girl

>>513464611
she will be a sturdy gal
a sturdy white gal

>>513457542 (OP)
> Jackie's iPhone337-2411111
How retarded are these people?

>>513464530
How retarded do you have to be travel with BINDERS of fake IDs??

>>513464783
Good genes for having many strong white sons, it sounds like.

>>513464611
if i know anything about identity thiefs it's that they are all anorexic bpd psychopaths

>>513464611
Larger than..?

>>513464611
A plapper's dream.

>>513464894
thieves

>>513464530
Holy shit. No information on what she was actually doing with all of it? I'm looking forward to this one.

S-S-SUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

If I had to be the one to say "miss large" I would not hold it together

>Identity theft
>1000 counts
Holy shit

Which one is the defendant? They all look like miss Large to me?

They are all size Large

the cyber division needs her skills

>>513465503
Nah, they are more in the range of "tarp" size.

I've never once seen the black dude on the board vote to deny a black person's parole.

>>513465598
It definitely happens. He seems to be the most lenient board member in general, including with white people. I wish we could see a list of the board members with percent of votes to grant/deny.

These fucking holes have it so easy.

>Genius-mastermind

Fuck off with that.

she is a GENIUS MASTERMIND lmaoo

>>513465598
If he votes 1st he’ll grant but when the others vote 1st to deny he follows the group.

>Jai Fonseca
Release this man, look at those side burns bro! And is that a misspelled Louisiana tattoo?
https://www.fox8live.com/story/24980733/lockport-couple-face-drug-burglary/

not like the board to just disregard LE opposition and grant parole.
At least we get some revokino now

>>513466111
Of course I forgot the picture

>>513466193
I think the chain is covering the A but it definitely looks like Louisina from that pic

>>513466193
What a travesty lmao. That nigger smoking a blunt tat is atrocious.

MAKE IT HARD PAWDADDY

He reminds me of this guy

>can you explain dat to me?
>muh brain don't work

>>513467059
Kek. Is the fatty on the left in the hospital or something?

Aloha gents

>>513467530
Ahoy Hawaiianon! how is the boat?

Cool to see an old-school projector. Brings me back to my school days.

Well, this lawyer is certainly jewing.

>>513467530
Aloha Hawaii anon

Learn when to fucking shut up sir

>>513468121
No shit

>>513468061
Pete's like "yeah bro, goddamn, holy shit, I get it already"

>>513467766
It's great. I 3d scanned it on sunday to design a cap piece for the front, its printing now. Hows your wee-

EXECUTIVE SESSION!!!

I just joined, is this a revocation?

>>513468251
Wait, is that what you are printing? If so, that's pretty badass, fren.

He is homeless and has an attorney?

It kind of defeats the purpose of wearing glasses and flipping papers when you have an appointed lawyer for being retarded

Both this guy and his lawyer are yap machines

>>513468826
Appointed attorney, the man doesn't seem too bright.

>>513468468
yeah its an end cap for my boat. I design things day over day for boats and jet skis as a hobby. usually simple shit that you cant get outside of cheap chinese crap.

Listen to this guys voice he would be perfect in a voice acting role for a southern hillbilly

Yapping into the void

Damn they all wanted to gtfo of there immediately

>Don't hang yourself.
Not the first time he's said that.

>Don't hang yourself
wtf?

>>513457542 (OP)
they need a "wrap it up" button

>>513469023
Fucking A, man. I mean, you could start up a little online store, and make custom-ordered shit. You'd be able to charge more that way. Just an idea.

I know, right. I can see him playing a banjo, and drinking a jug marked with the XXX.

>Don't hang yourself
What the fuck did he mean by that?

>>513469201
as in, don't say something to fuck up his release from the hearing

>>513469201
Don't say something fucking stupid to incriminate yourself after they already voted to free your ass
It's happened before

>>513469193
It's lunch time and they're hungry guys.

>>513469255
Don't say something stupid and get revoked

REVOKED just by looking at him.

yikes

>>513469219
I make way too much doing coding and sim things for manufacturing companies on the mainland but thanks, maybe someday. >>513470078
Those fuckin rape eyes as soon as the camera went on

so that white dude was clinically retarded that he was eligible for an attorney.

>>513470217
Yeah, he was. first time I saw someone get freed and give a "wut dat mean?"

This guy has an unsettling vibe about him. I don't like his aura.

>>513470347
He raped a 10yo. "unsettling" is just the beginning ....

muh stippuhlations

>>513470347
it's called pedo tyring to manipulate his way to freedom. he doesnt even talk like your typical hood nigger

>ehn-vell-upp
topkek

>>513470192
Ah, nice! That must be fun. My dad designs farming equipment over here in Texas. I've messed around with his CAD program a little bit. I went to do become a data analyst, but always thought about that stuff as cool.

... they are gonna let the kiddie diddler back out ... damn

>>513470994
That's two of them today. If you're a sex offender, you want the men on the panel.

>>513470994
Sheryl would never.

>>513470994
He served 23.5 years. I think that's enough.

See you fine gentlemen tomorrow.

>>513471102
see you tomorrow fren