Thread 513461740

what does /pol/ think about smoke detectors? are there a camera in them secretly watching us? why cant black folk change the batteries? if there are cameras in them, do the batteries charge the cameras? and does that mean black folk are smart enough not to charge them?

>>513461740 (OP)
The suspicious orbicular cloud in a windy valley?

>>513461846
yeah sure

>>513461740 (OP)
>what does /pol/ think about smoke detectors?
a very useful tool to prevent fires from spreading and no there are no cameras in there.
>why cant black folk change the batteries?
because niggers are lazy and stupid

>>513461740 (OP)
>German is curious about smoke detectors, thinks there's surveillance equipment in them.
>Doesn't disassemble it to find out for himself firsthand.
You're one of the "new Germans", aren't you?

>>513462232
>thinks theres surveillance equipment in them.
i was simply asking if people on /pol/ thinks so, good sir. afterall, conspiracy theories go as far as to say the government has millimeter-sized versions of said surveillance equipment
>You're one of the "new Germans", aren't you?
theres also dumb germans who wouldnt open a smoke detector before asking

>>513461846
Smoke detectors are a habit like, like masturbation or taking out the trash

>>513461740 (OP)
>there a camera in them secretly watching us?
No because you can fucking open it itself and see. Why is everyone so retarded in le current year?

>>513461740 (OP)
Your WiFi maps the inside of your house to spy on your location and to assist authorities with raids.

>>513461740 (OP)
We hide the cameras in the horn-strobes

>>513461740 (OP)
The new code around here requires them to be hard wired in all new buildings/renovations so niggers don't annoy their neighbors with the chirp and white folk don't have to use so many batteries.

>>513461740 (OP)
never had one in my homes

>>513462232
see what i mean? theres >>513464247 and >>513464755

Smoke detectors are psychoactive non human intelligence. Smoke detectors cloud nigger minds in order to have the Smoke detector not detect Smoke when the smoke detector psychoactively starts a fire in nigger house as its last chirping hurrah

>>513461740 (OP)
Black anon here.

When we were growing up, our smoke detectors didn't beep. So when we started to here random chirps we didn't know where it was coming from.