Thread 513467241

>Putin gave an American from Alaska a Ural motorcycle after the man complained to Putin that he couldn't find spare parts to repair his motorcycle due to sanctions.

Why didn't you ask Putin for anything while he was in Alaska?

>>513467241 (OP)
Wholesome

>>513467241 (OP)
>>513467336
looks like a sturdy lil cafe racer
putinko good man

Send me a crate of AKs, Vlad

>>513467241 (OP)
Reading between the lines, the war is not ending any time soon, and so sanctions are not getting lifted either.

>>513467241 (OP)
Dear Mr Putin,

I cannot find any politicians in America who are not pedophiles controlled by Israel and tech companies.

>>513467241 (OP)
>>513467336
based Putin, also isnt Putin riding motorcycles himself? wasnt Putin in a biker gang or some shit?

Putin is a smart man.

>>513467241 (OP)
Neat bike desu

Bikers are faggots

>>513467241 (OP)
I wish we could get more biathlon 7-2-ko and 7-4-ko rifles.

>>513467699
>Reading between the lines
are you sure that's such a good idea?

>>513467662
ak-12*

>>513467241 (OP)
those bikes are dope. I want one so bad,

>>513468784
They also have a model that has a side car with a driven third wheel.

>>513467241 (OP)
>>513467336
Putin seems like a great guy, I'm not really surprised that he'd do this

>>513467241 (OP)
One lesson I've learned is that if you go to the top of any hierarchy and make a direct request that contains candid but polite information, the boss of the bosses will be extremely generous, thankful and remember you. Rarely are they contacted from people outside their hermetic circle and they appreciate it.

>>513469321
Day of the rope is coming for the 5th column

>>513468784
Should’ve went to Alaska and asked Putin while he was in town.

>>513469205
they gave him the sidecar too
https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/2025/08/18/how-did-an-anchorage-man-come-to-be-gifted-a-motorcycle-from-vladimir-putin/
tldr some Russian media was there before the trump meeting and spotted this guy driving the bike, asked him about it and he said it was impossible to find parts for it because of the sanctions.
They then told him to meet at a hotel and gave him a new one, guy was cool about it and told seething US media to fuck off

>>513467241 (OP)
weird cat, never even said Thank You
I mean if you had moral scruples you could have turned it down
You took it, at least say Thank You like a civilized White man

>>513467241 (OP)
>can't understand why he was gifted the bike
Kek is the concept of giving THAT foreign to Americans?
Obviously just propaganda material to encourage the lifting of sanctions/free trade, but still.

>>513469672
Yeah he did, he thanked them repeatedly

>>513469321
>putin is a great guy because he gives a 5th column american traitor boomer a faggy bike
>putin is also a great guy for being the driving reason behind 2 million casualties in Ukraine and Russia in 3.5 years

Hope you get scalped by an inuit you fucking nigger.

>>513469952
Yeah but did he do it wearing a suit?

>>513469833
Alaska is the biggest gibsmedat state in the union, they're very aware of free shit

>>513469321
I mean I’d like to have a beer with him

Hey Putin plz airdrop me an SPG-9 and 4 pallets of ammo. I am missing spare parts.KTHXBAI

Putin, can I please get a motorcycle? I have an old TW200 and I really wish I had something more powerful. I'd like a DRZ400 if possible. Thanks

>>513467769
putin is one of them too

>>513469629
Probably without the drive wheel on the side car. Its not really practicle on hard roads anyway (doesnt slip around turns)

>>513469629
>guy was cool about it and told seething US media to fuck off
top lol imagine the dilating

Before the war you could get a Ural in a crate. Takes a professional mechanic about 8 hours to put together. Think it was around 15k.

>>513467618
Ironically its an unlicensed BMW that has been produced non stop since they were captured in 1941.

Pretty based ngl

>>513472203
They added features and changed alot since they reverse engineered it.

This new one is like 25k and has on demand two wheel drive

>>513472090
It's a bizarre story either way. I wonder what the logistics and timeframe of getting a "new" bike out there. I can only assume Putin requisitioned it from one of his goons who planned on going for a ride around the Alaskan countryside or it was taken from a dealership/base somewhere in Eastern Russia.

>>513467241 (OP)
ZELENSKY NEVER GIFTED ME VODKA WHEN I COMPLAINED ABOUT BEING A BROKE ALCOHOLIC IN NEED OF VODKA

>>513472584
My guess is they promised to ship him one.
The media sucks

>>513467241 (OP)
my uncle had one of those bikes with a mp5 holster he made from kydex attached to it cuz some 80's action movie or something. was funny to see an old fat fuck on such a bike with the machine pistol getting smushed into his fat ass legs.

>>513467241 (OP)
Not surprised
Remember that Top Gear episode in US when they gave away their cars to help out people in New Orleans and got threatened with a lawsuit of $20,000 for misrepresentation of a 1991/1989 Camaro ?

>>513472090
that's how my uncle got his, was shipped from st petersburg. think it was like 2010 or so

>>513472584
Ahh you can buy them. They moved the factory to avoid sanctions

>Reuters said it was unable to reach Warren and noted that no Alaska-based outlets have independently confirmed the handover. Ural Motorcycles, which relocated final assembly to Kazakhstan following Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, did not immediately comment.

>>513467241 (OP)
>>513467336
cool, but meanwhile russians in russia dont even have toilets, have to steal toilets and fridges in ukraine. And live in total misery

>>513472538
that price is outrageous. Lately ive been seeing them used for $5k or less

>>513470089
He wasn't begging for money so he didn't need to

>>513467241 (OP)
I need Barnaul made munitions papa putin, for my rifle.

>>513469999
digits wasted on a seething NAFOtroon

>>513467241 (OP)
Did putin get another dog on his visit to the US? He seem to be in a good mood.

>>513469952
>Yeah he did, he thanked them repeatedly
I didn't see that in the article I read. I guess it was news jews not wanting to write up a pro-Putin piece.

>>513467241 (OP)
God bless Putin and the Zigger People

>>513473330
meant for
>>513470055

>>513473129
Base model with sidecar 17500

https://www.destinationcycles.com/ural/ural-models-and-pricing/

>>513472926
>Ural Motorcycles, which relocated final assembly to Kazakhstan
Seriously? Like, not joking?
>still funny

I needs the 14.5mm ammo
Not for aesthetics,not for my fren,for my personal use

>>513469999
No, ukrain and nati breaking the truce, expanding more than an inch past West Germany, building 53 bioweapon kabs in the Ukraine/Russian border, making hundreds of spy bases on the Russian border, etc... are the reason there's millions of deaths right now
Seethe harder though

>>513467336
>dour russian man drops crate containing motorcycle in rural driveway
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

>>513469496
Not gonna happen, pigger

>>513473820
Yes
The sidecar delivers the hooker to your door

>>513467241 (OP)
The only thing I want from Putin some coastal acreage in Kamchatka and Native fishing and whaling rights. He told me to fuck off last time I asked.

>>513467780
if by biker gang you mean a kgb liaison to the east german stasi chasing down and catching/killing those who tried to flee west then yes he was in a biker gang. they did use motorcycles heavily for their operations

>>513469999
checked.
the funny thing about this post is that it indirectly proves that pentagon cyberwar money is being used to pay for gets scripts on an anime porn forum

>>513467241 (OP)
>Putin gave an American from Alaska a Ural motorcycle
kek, just happened to have one in his plane, just in case.
>he couldn't find spare parts to repair his motorcycle due to sanctions.
should've asked for a BMW, from which the crappy Ural was a knock off.

>>513474096
dude you dun wanna fuck around in kamchatka, theres more black bears there than all of N america combined

Wait if I rerarange the letters in Vladimir Putin I get Santa Clause ?

>>513472538
>added features
like what, a Chinese brake system?

>>513474264
So you are saying its the exact same model since 1941?
Let me guess
You are a faggot who is afraid of motorcycles.

And they want us to think that Putin is the bad guy

>>513474264
And they use Italian brakes, faggot

>All new rear brake system utilizing a two-piston Brembo caliper and a standalone mechanical parking brake caliper

>>513474423
>afraid of motorcycles
not at all, I'm actually disgusted by them. And my feelings of disgust are confirmed every 6 months or so when an acquaintance gets seriously injured riding one, no matter how experienced they are.

>>513474423
>>513474652
why are you shilling some dumb russian motorcycle no one buys or cares about? I have literally never seen a single one on the road

>>513474725
Between random uncontrollable shit like road debris and distracted retard drivers, riding on the street is just too much risk if you're still working for a living. I'ma huge gearhead and love cars, trucks, and bikes, but goddamn. I cannot afford to destroy myself on a motorcycle. Respect to the people who take the risk, but that shit is not for me right now.

>>513474652
They use Brembos? Surely
They don’t need anything that nice

>>513474747
Because its the topic of the thread?
The fuck is wrong with you retard?

I have seen plenty of them and the three or four owners I talked to liked them.

>>513474747

I have started riding in 2006 on a Dnepr motorcycle, had a chopper Ural afterwards. Those things can take a beating! They are soviet clones of the BMW's from WW2. Not bad bikes, you can fix everything on them with pliers and steel wire lol. You're a cocksucking frustrated faggot you wish Putin giften you one kek.

>>513474910
I'd rather have great brakes than go into the trunk and over the bars into karen's rear windshield.

>>513474876
It’s just you have to have some risk mitigation and lots of people don’t do that. I have requirements before I go speeding.

>>513474652
>they use Italian brakes
kek, I seriously doubt that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYhwR838mFQ

>>513467241 (OP)
>retard american boomgroid throwing a fit gets placated with free motorcycle by putin
it's a boomer world. we just live in it.

perfect bike for Alaska . lucky man

I think my ribs are broken

>>513474997
With whatever dual sport tires they get you are just gonna skid no matter what brakes

>>513475007
I think the speed demons who wait until after midnight to blast the highways are smart. Minimal traffic. If you don't keep your distance from the cagers, they will crush you and probably not even notice. So many people in cars don't signal before turns & lane changes. You're always a split-second away from a crash if you don't actively make up for their lack of driving skill & awareness.

Because I would never accept anything from anyone.

I wanted a YouTube chanel to Try and make some income, some seem to make a bit... relief for maybe me and integrate into modern ways... people are doing these things and what not.

Set it up, had some OK ideas for topics... but then I remembered, I can't even have that, because ccp, Russia or others may donate or watch and I'd rack up pennies from them, or even US gov they watch all political shit, not to mention commies gov here... I rather Die and Starve.

>>513474747
>why are you shilling some dumb russian motorcycle
because he's actually a russian shill and will shill for everything russian, no matter how shitty the thing is. It's the inferiority complex thing.

>>513475213

Those guys actually don't die as much as regular traffic riders on slow bikes. The most dangerous place to be on a bike is in traffic during rush hour.

>>513467336
>“There is no reason why they could have — should give me a bike. I haven’t done anything for them or to them, and I don’t know anybody,” Warren said. “So yeah, it’s so absolutely astronomically random that it was hard for me to understand why this happens.
>“Matter of fact, I still don’t know why.”

The amount he harps on this point makes it sound like he's trying really hard not to get investigated by the FBI lmao

>>513475137

sturdy bike can use it on all terrain you can also carry your babushka in the sidecar

>>513472203
How is that ironic?

>>513475263
There's only a few canadian "first amendment auditors" in canada or whatever they're called but they're not very good. All you need is a camera, a public building, and maybe some bail money.

>>513475007
>you have to have some risk mitigation
yeah, it's called a large vehicle. You may be as careful as humanly possible, but there are road conditions and other retards on the road that you can't control. An acquaintance of mine was very seriously injured just 4 months ago, he's 57 y.o. and has been riding motorcycles since he was 15. He had to be airlifted from the highway, thank god cops were nearby to plug his bleeding. Otherwise he would've been dead in 10 min.

>>513475503
The only russian motorcycle actually being german is pretty ironic i think

>>513472538
His old.bike is way cooler.

>>513475043
Fuck off you retarded twat
You could have done a 10 second search
Instead you choose to be a fucking moron.

MAFOTROONS ABSOLUTELY ASSBLASTED IN THIS THREAD

TIME TO REGOUP IN DISCORD, BOYZ

>>513475697
Fun fact: Harley copied it too because Harleys are such pieces of shit

>>513475043
Cunt

https://www.imz-ural.com/whats-new/

New For 2022
New 2-into-1 exhaust system with high mount silencer (Euro5 compliant)

Updated intake manifolds with barbed vacuum ports

High compression pistons

Forged aluminum front swing arm

All new rear brake system utilizing a two-piston Brembo caliper and a standalone mechanical parking brake caliper

New center stand

Heidenau Tires are now standard equipment

>>513475738
>His old.bike is way cooler.
he can literally buy parts for that bike from China, that's where the manufacturer sources them.

>>513475960
harley was a literal who company in 1940 that no one had ever heard of. Them getting that army contract was the only reason they became a serious company

Everytime I hear Ural I think of Sam Hyde and that story where this boomer wasted all of his family's money on some gay bullshit motorcycle while his son is crushed by debt.

>>513469999
Absolutely malding over a war that doesn't affect America in any way aside from the money Congress has stolen to support it.

>>513475960
Except the US failed

>During World War II, Harley-Davidson created a motorcycle that closely resembled the BMW R71, as the U.S. military sought a more nimble alternative to their existing models. However, the U.S. version proved to be unreliable and expensive, leading to the cancellation of plans for a civilian version.

>>513476118
You sound quite peeved, why?

>>513475878
>fucking moron.
that's what you are, if you believe for a second that russians buy premium parts for their shitty village motorcycles. They install Chinese after market parts for 1/10 the price. Watch this video about fixing an Ural full of Chinese parts from the factory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYhwR838mFQ [Embed]

>>513476043
blah, blah, blah
it's still an ugly "buhanka" with a few newer parts to compete with the better quality Chinese motorcycles.

>>513476290
Im not peeved at all, I like BMWs, I like Harleys, and I even like Urals though they are far too expensive and low performance for me to ever consider buying

>>513475213
It’s something like 80+% is like drunk or riding at night. Most of the time it’s very safe

>>513472961
>meanwhile russians in russia dont even have toilets
outside of fairbanks and anchorage most alaskans dont have toilets either

>>513467336
>>513475442
>Johnston Americovich Kennedypostalserviceov trying to explain to the Feds that hes definitely not working for the KGB

>>513476333
>buy premium parts for their shitty village motorcycles.
LOL
You dumb.
Only Asian countries and China keep producing village.motorcicles. - mass producing for the masses to have transportation.
Those Ural bikes are overpriced only for the upper rich middle.class.and for the rich class people.
Expensive,.vintage with sentiment from the old glory of USSR, the Russians sold out for coca cola and pizza hut.
This how they market and position thr bikes. Regular Russian can not afford them.

https://dl.depot.4d2.org/JUxyDwvXOLAu.mp4

>>513476333
You realize american vehicles are full if chinese parts?
Are you a retard?
Or a jew?
>its ok when we do it

>>513476227
>>513473418
>>513473957
>>513474110
Traitors to the West, here they are. We all have noticed in the office how your infowar tactics have been given an old-but-fresh touch-up and extra funding since you were unable to take Pokrovsk. The same script is varied up a bit that your superiors told you to go off from in february-August 2022. We have been right here reading and writing along with you, why even bother with smokescreens this rabid for a mostly botted site anyway?

Inuits would love to eat you. I would love to see them so happy.

>>513476451
Oh ok it just seemed to me like you were mad about them getting the contract and I was confused. Hard to tell on the Internet sometimes.

>>513476228
>the US failed
not where it actually matters.

>>513467241 (OP)
I have been restoring a Ural for a retarded friend, and we have been able to get anything we want from Ukraine.

It's still junk

>>513476765
Funny how you faggots trying to sabotage Trumps peace talks are calling people traitors.
You faggots are paid to undermine official US policy and need to be rounded up.

>>513476765
LMAO it makes me die laughing when you guys try the same scripts on us that you do to the euros. Come on man switch it up a bit, you can't claim somebody else being traitors when you have declared nations to not exist and that they are merely economic zones.

>>513476814
No I was pointing out that calling harley bad in 1940 is retarded because they were basically a startup. Modern harleys are good bikes and anyone who says differently is completely retarded

>>513476689
>only for the upper rich middle.class.and for the rich class people.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! that's why the patriotic MC "the Night Wolves" only ride Urals, you dumb fuck!

>>513476333
>In a statement, a spokesperson for Harley-Davidson confirmed the company will temporarily have three of its models produced overseas. The company says the "non-core Revolution Max powertrain equipped models (Pan America, Sportster S, Nightster)" will move to its manufacturing facility in Thailand for model year 2025
>According to Iron Horse Rebels (August 2025), about 15% to 30% of Harley-Davidson parts are sourced from outside the U.S. These include brakes, forks, lights, wire harnesses, with suppliers in countries like Italy, Taiwan, Germany, China, Mexico, and Japan.

There is no bike currently on the market that is not filled with Chinese and Indian components

>>513477298
Do you really think those political activists are lower class, like workers in some factory?
All of them are businessmen upper middle class. Each one has its own business.
Those bikes are used for political purposes too. As I said sentiment from the old glory of USSR.

>>513477298
Nigga has them white wall on an Electra Glide the older Twin Cam touring bikes with the narrower tires and chrome look good with the white wall on them

>>513467241 (OP)
Did he took it from one of the orcs that died in the front? Kek!

>>513469496
You got that right, taras. Better get yourself ready for the gallows.

>>513477467
During communism thr middle.class in the west were the workers.
After the communism fell, thr middle class in the west became thr businessmen, thr guy has a restaurant, caffe, he is middle.class.
Thr workers became lower class. Basically the slaves.

>>513477739
The workers no longer count as a class , to be precise. They are human resource for exploitation.

>>513476925
Expound on that. Who are the people you are talking about? I know thayt corrupted communists and disgraced financiers and business men don't have compassion in their hearts for this country and its people.

>>513477108
Are you talking about Taiwan? What exactly are we supposed to do about that? Have you seen these chinks' 6th gen fighters and bombers?

>>513467336
Why do they leave out that he sent dozens of pictures of his penis on a steamdeck immediately prior to asking for motorcycle parts?

>>513477980
Sure
All you globohomo faggots are trying to undermine Trump and keep this war going as long as possible.
You want death but are cowardly faggots who would never risk your own life (except during unsafe sex with your fellow faggots)

>>513477467
it's called sarcasm, the russian "patriots" only ride Harleys, BMWs and Hondas. They'd never be caught dead on a village p.o.s. like the Ural.

>>513478183
Literally want maybe a handful of deaths (putin, his cabinet, etc.) not entire oblasts'-full of slavics and mongols and whatever else in-between. Are you dense? Or just underpaid?

>>513473404
How much is 7n6 going for now? I have a huge sardine can of em

>>513470237
Having a beer with a genocidal thug? You're such a dumbass. He would put plutonium in your gay beer

>>513477423
Womp womp

>>513478673
Like 50 cents a round

>>513478712
i bet you would get on fours for king jew netanyahoo the instant you are in his line of sight

>>513478183
>>513477108
Notice how these fags magically disappeared when I treated them with glow logic they didn't have a canned answer to? Russian fags are the biggest and most degenerate and pathetic fags.

I would have asked for a Spetsnaz survival machete. They were in Anchorage, I'm in Southeast. that's a 15 hour 800 mile drive and then I bet he hands me some sketchy eBay knock off from China. What a POS.

>>513479429
This is very cool and new to me. Thank you.

>>513476765
>Traitors to the West
The only traitors to the West are the elites of our own countries who refuse to protect our borders while we are being invaded by the brown third world.

>>513479696
Well those are traitors, too. There are a lot of traitors in this once-amazing place. I would love to be hired to find them.

>>513467241 (OP)
Putin send me a Buhanka and my life is yours.

>>513479267
its been barely 20 minutes and your here already celebrating a supposed internet victory with screaming updoots
funny how you are obsessed with russians, while you would say this board is obsessed with jews, Tom Alexandronivh is russian by your standards, why arent you speaking up then?
jeets are actively colluding with russia as we speak, and they have complete access to the american tech sector, which is very fucking sensitive, why arent you kvecthing for them to get their h1bs to get instantly revoked then deported?
because you are a filthy fucking jew and it was clearly never about the russians

>>513472584
>The motorcycle was manufactured on august 12th
>The bike, the consulate official said, had actually flown from Russia on the jet with Putin.
Crazy story.

>>513480046
Just fucking zoink your noggin on that gay little mermaid in copenhagen harbor fag. And yes i know youre norwegian but i hate danish more.

>>513480509
tick tock

>>513467241 (OP)
Free my injuns

>>513477423
it'll look a lot nicer when the jews fix the place up.
they probably have little models of hotels and skyscrapers and little jew suburbs with synagogues within walking distance.
its going to be great. never would have been possible without jewish leaders.
progress marches on!
you'll forget all about this when you see the GDP they have planned for your countries.

>>513479770
You are an over educated faggot who cant find a job with your gender studies degree so you are paid to shill here. You are an enemy of the USA and our president and should be in a camp for disgusting faggots.

>>513469999 i hope u get nuked kike ass cuckmerican

>>513469999
Imagine calling a guy a traitor over owning an old motorcycle, and being the beneficiary of an obvious russian PR stunt, you NAFOfag ukrosimps are the most insufferable gorillanigger retards on this godforsaken planet.

>>513477423
fucking crying fag

>>513479890 >>513479267
times up, the barely 20 minutes is up cue in earrape russian anthem because this little fucking rat is nowhere to be seen
shame, was going to mention how half of israel is russian

>>513477423
Oh my heckin Science, this will get so many updoots on r/4chan!

>>513467241 (OP)
>Why didn't you ask Putin for anything while he was in Alaska?
I wish i was born an alaskan instead

>>513480046
based tbqh

>>513467241 (OP)
That is such a cool bike, really nice

>>513467241 (OP)
I asked him to stop genociding white people but he didn't seem to be very interested in that.

>>513482916
>khazarians and its golems are white in ukraine
>jews obsessed with russians, maybe because they are somehow white
grim

>>513467241 (OP)
>>513467336
>Retired landowning boomer with rare collector motorcycle given brand new motorcycle for free.
That's cool I guess.

>>513477298
>Hoчныe Tёлки
>Хepypг
TRUE srussians! TRUE!
Not Putin-Shelomov of course. That one is a jew

>>513483462
Same as EU initiatives, they basically give taxpayers money to those already rich that want to expand.
My boss which already has multiple homes, big boat and new S class got more gibts from EU over past year than what I'll earn over my lifetime.
Money gets attracted to other money.

>>513475914
>MAFOTROONS ABSOLUTELY ASSBLASTED IN THIS THREAD
>TIME TO REGOUP IN DISCORD
you are mocking them?
they just cut off their own penis to spite russia, and you're making fun of them?

>putin gives a bike to a man looking for spare parts to repair his
>nafoids are mass /k/oping and seething
Why are they like this?

>>513467618
they are shit. heavy, unbalanced, don't turn for shit and you get shit gas mileage compared to anything similar

>>513476914
this.
>i drove a lot of vehicles back in '79-82 - gamagoat 6x6, M113 APC, Abrams tank, Dodge 4x4 and even Kawasaki 500 dirt bikes for an experiment in recon, but never a 1/4 ton jeep.

>>513467241 (OP)
Damn dude. Americans love Putin and our govt is so mad about it.
We respect him. I don't wanna be a citizen or anything, But Russia is America's Only competition. And Putin is pretty gangster. Anyone who knows a gangster knows he is a good man as well as a bad man. Depends usually on how you treat him.

>>513483462
>boomer continues to get free stuff or at a deep discount simply by kvetching and getting lucky
>meanwhile there are no jobs available for young men
heh, uh congrats i guess.

>>513467241 (OP)
People don't even get that when their kid dies in Ukraine fighting for putin.

>>513467662
Fuck that, give me $0.20 7.62x39 again.

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>>513468093
stop definding this fucking butcher
what a fuckign disgrace of a thread