Thread 513469989

i am a simple man. I just want to enjoy the simple pleasures of a wholesome hamburger or two. What kind of job do I need to have to be able to afford this simple luxury?
Welfare stipend isn't enough to be able to eat out more than once a week.

>>513469989 (OP)
you need to make your own these days.
buy some frozen hamburger patties (the smaller McDonald's sized patties) that come in a box, and some potatoes and peanut oil and make your own fries.

>>513469989 (OP)
OR get the app and buy the deals and specials like that 5 dollar combo they are selling that comes with nuggets fries and a drink

I work in IT and I can have everything I want and more in this shithole. If you are not able to do the same in supposedly the greatest, richest country ever, YOU might be the problem.

>>513472919
you eat rice and beans almost every day.
has the pocket computer come in yet?

>>513472919

>I work in IT

>>513469989 (OP)
>Welfare stipend isn't enough to be able to eat out more than once a week
neither is your body capable of processing that much goyslop, just enjoy it once a week and eat vegies and eggs for the rest

>>513473705
nigga you can't afford a hamburger and you dare to insult me. I can proudly post my hand if you want to

>>513473097
chat gpt wrote this, kys faggot

>>513469989 (OP)
for $20 you can get enough meat to make dozens oof burgers, you dont need some nigger in a brightly colored uniform handling your food.

>>513473898
>post my hand
we're waiting, Valchek

>>513472919
Neets are useless faggots and theres many of them here, especially with USA flags because you can pretend to be an autist there and get gibs.

Amerimutts are born on the easiest place to live in the world even if you're a retard and you still bitch about it. Your women are whores so getting laid there is easy, and a fucking illiterate beaner illegal dishwasher can afford to buy a Ford f150 with that job. There's really no excuse to be a poorfag loser in america.

>>513473992
are you really implying you are not Polish Soup Anon?
you cannot fool me

>>513472307
>download the spyware that tracks your every activity!

>>513474043
>for $20 you can get enough meat to make dozens oof burgers
not McDonalds burgers, tho
sadly, that is the state I am in.

>>513474189
yeah well, these days it is a necessary evil if you want to eat there at almost reasonable prices.

>t. have not been there in 6 or so months

>>513474112
now do yours bitchass

>>513474311
>>513474311
>do you

>>513469989 (OP)
well it used to possible even working some shit job making 10$ a hour
then inflation and greedflation, now a mcdouble costs like 5$

>>513474453
I'm automatically assuming you are a nigger. The fact that you can't afford a cheeseburger is just beyond humiliating

>>513474257
Last time I went there big macs were 2 for $5

>>513474455
Shut your namefaggot ass up

>>513469989 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average- sized person, l'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in
that timeframe, but I could easily.

2025
> Quarter Pounder with Cheese
> $5.79

2015
> Quarter Pounder with Cheese
> $4.39

have your wages gone up 25% in the past decade?

>>513474781
those were the days, with the app you can get that deal.
$4.99 and there is a buy one get one offer on there, that is permanent.
you can have two of any sandwich with the app.
I like to go once every 6 months to year, but have now mastered Five Guys fries, and my burgers are a pretty close 2nd.

All the poorfags here need to neck themselves if they're that poor. I make six figures precisely so I can feed my feedee blobwife to immobility with all of the McDonalds burgers and nuggies she desires. Get on My level.

>>513474311
>now do yours bitchass

>>513475012
>> Quarter Pounder with Cheese
>> $5.79

>>513475340
>I can feed my feedee blobwife t

>>513469989 (OP)
An entire case of hamburger patties is still around $25. You could eat hamburgers every day

>>513476550
>You could eat hamburgers every day
that is my goal

>>513476517
No kids, no other responsibilities, I just feed her and fatten her up because I can. Right now she's about 100 pounds fatter than this chick you posted in the video

>>513469989 (OP)
>Welfare stipend isn't enough to be able to eat out more than once a week.
Im sorry that you have to live in such a poor country.
I neet doordash or go to mcdonalds 5 times a week.

Working is for poors

>>513476678
>100 pounds fatter than this chick
you are a True American

>>513476703
do they know you by name now?

>>513476517
>this is what breeders look like in 2025
thank God i am an incel

>>513474861
make me nigger

>>513476517
>:10
lel cutie

>>513476968
They only know me at the local McDonalds drive-thru.
Im fit too thanks to the gym.
All I do is workout, play video games, research aliens and order goyslop.

>>513476880
Wife's about 100-150 lbs lighter than this one. Don't worry, the goal is immobility by this time next year, and she'll surpass her weight soon :)

>>513477180
>All I do is workout, play video games, research aliens and order goyslop.
you and I are a lot alike, my friend
except for the working out and playing video games, thing

>>513477507
>you and I are a lot alike, my friend
What about beer?
I like beer more than water.
The world is a shitshow and i want to see it burn to the ground.

>>513469989 (OP)
> eat out more than once a week
I don't eat out more than once a decade and I always regret it. My self cooked dishes are much tastier than bland goyslop. If you can't cook your quality of life will remain shit unless you can afford to employ professional kitchen personnel.

>>513472919
hello saar
what will you be of eating today? *bobble*
please respond saar

>>513477507
fuck i miss White Castle, i need to get back up to Indy soon.
i get the frozen ones sometimes, never as good.

>>513478144
>>513478144
>professional kitchen personnel.

>>513478052
>What about beer?
i cannot afford beer

>>513478746
wtf dude
I would die without beer

>>513480487
Hannah Barron

>>513480699
>Hannah Barron
not looking good in her 30s

>>513469989 (OP)
I eat a lot of hamburgers, I eat out once a day every day. To afford this, I work for tips in a casino (slot attendant). I make about 30ish an hour doing absolutely jackshit

If you regularly eat McNigger's you're a low class piece of human garbage.

>>513484569
RIP, Hamburglar

>>513469989 (OP)
Just source your own beef from a farmer. You can split the cost with others. Then bake your own buns and make your own fries. Should be able to get the cost down to $1/burger easy and the fries like 20 cents or so. Cook fries in beef fat for extra tasty prekiked french fries.

>>513485770
how about
> i'm doing none of that

>>513469989 (OP)
This is why you are a McFatty

>>513469989 (OP)
Make your own.

börger

>>513476517
those """parents""" should be executed

>>513485855
at least you have the good protein powder
double chocolate for me though

>>513478746
>sausage Mcgoy
Kek

>>513476628
bro, how long does it take you to eat that?

>>513492704
>bro, how long does it take you to eat that?
before im halfway thru a movie most times

>>513492982
how much do you weigh?
you are talking about eating like 7k calories in one sitting. i sometimes will do 2-2.5, but 7k. bro

>>513493049
>>513493049
>how much do you weigh?
dunno
how much does this look? last pic i have, my brother took it last fall

>>513493335
im not going to pretend to understand you or your motivations
but im concerned about you

>>513493335
Is that.... SELF SERVE??

>>513493570
>im concerned about you
thanks, anon
that means a lot.
if its not asking too much, do you think you could donate to my cashapp? I'd really need a few quarter pounders tonight. I'm not feeling so good