Thread 513472734

Have you heard? Young people are coming to Christ in record numbers this generation!

>>513472734 (OP)
Jesus Christ was a pedophile schizo with a God complex.
>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)
>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”
>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”
>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked
>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)
>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)
>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”
>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers
>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates. Julius Caesar himself was kidnapped by them as a kid and afterwards had them all crucified
>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistes
There's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked em young.

>>513472734 (OP)
>all niggers
I know you're baiting with this, but is there genuinely any White religions left?

>>513472833
Mason numbers of deception. Nice try though.

>>513473079
You don't understand Masonry or Christianity but keep worshipping a pedophile if that's your prerogative

>>513472734 (OP)
Poop-colored "people" don't even have souls, m8. Yeah it's kind of a bummer, because they'll never receive divine justice for their niggardly ways; but on the plus side, even if you end up in hell, you won't have to deal with any niggers

>>513472734 (OP)
Nothing says baptism like a $99 inflatable intex above ground pool.

>>513472734 (OP)
If it's not into Catholicism it doesn't count

>>513472734 (OP)
>prots
lol
lmao