>>513477768
Fuck that shit.
>"Anon, I see you have not signed up on the list yet, when do you plan on bringing cake and snacks?"
I don't plan to.
>"But everyone has to bring something once a month"
No, I do not.
>"That is unfair. How do you think Monica would feel if you eat her cake and do not bring anything"
I do not eat cake at work
>"But she spent all weekend making it"
That is Monicas problem
>"You can just buy something"
I know, but I won't
>"Why are you being so grumpy?"
I work here. I am not here to fraternize. I have enough friends
>"Jeez! well are you chipping in to buy Maria something for her new baby"
Who is Maria?
And so forth and so forth.
Don't get me started on the fucking wine-lotteries every friday. We have enough pointless meetings to attend. Now we got to spend 30 minutes friday afternoon buying overpriced lottery tickets to be able to win a shitty bottle of wine?
>"B-but, Anon. The proceeds goes towards our social fund"
I do not care. I do not want to go bowling with you.
Fuck I miss being in construction. My back gave out 5 years ago and I have been stuck in a hellspace of a office ever since.