>>513476828 (OP)
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>513477134

>>513477134
Fucking finns

>>513476828 (OP)
Ahh, democracy...

>>513476828 (OP)
They're all about democracy until the other party's guy wins then it's a coup

>>513478172
Good pattern. There is a lot that can be made

>>513477876
Gem

>>513476828 (OP)
>>513478150
>Trump is a dictator, he's killing democracy!
>We're going to vote dictator Trump out!

Since when did people vote out dictators?
How do these retards function?

>>513478172
Where's Goldbug?

>>513478734
damn this movie was really about a weeb trying to protect japan from ameriboos if you think about it. Some things never change

>>513477134
You're not a leaf

>>513477876
How great is the free and independent thinking going in Russia and China, anon?

>>513479355
>We know that that is a shitskin.
>He know that that he is a shitskin.
>We know that he knows that he is a shitskin.
>He knows that we know that he knows that he is a shitskin.
>He still calls himself white.

>>513479355
damn look at those bikes in the back there just sitting around unstolen... fuuck

>>513479680
I know you are brown , fess up

>>513477299
I need this game please

>>513476828 (OP)

>>513479587
I mean… Russia is a democracy

>>513480403
Aren't hijabs for women?

>>513477299
source please

>>513481790

>>513483564

>>513477134
caribouniggers stealing leaf jobs

https://vocaroo.com/168XfHDgvEec

>Lyrics:
You will never be a real woman.
You have no womb,
you have no ovaries,
you have no eggs.

You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted.
Behind your back people mock you.
Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you,
your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

[Chorus 1x]
Men are utterly repulsed by you.
Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency.
Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man.
Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. (giveaway)

[Verse]
And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy.
You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear, you'll buy a bottle of sleeping pills, swallow the lot with a wine chaser, and slip into that cold abyss...
ACK!

[Chorus 1x]

Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment.
They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there.
Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

[Chorus 1x]

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!

[Outro guitar solo]

https://youtu.be/mZvr9D-EWLQ

It’s 5:51 PM on Tuesday, August 19, 2025, and the vibrant chaos of Bourbon Street in New Orleans sets the stage for an epic, fictional showdown. The air is thick with the scent of jambalaya and jazz, neon lights flickering over the cobblestone streets as a crowd gathers, drawn by the spectacle unfolding before them.
Theo Von, channeling the Cajun flair of Gambit from the X-Men (not DC, but let’s roll with the creative mix-up), struts into the fray. Dressed in a sleek trench coat adorned with a playing card motif, his eyes glow with a mischievous energy. In his hands, he charges a deck of cards with kinetic energy, each one crackling with purple sparks as he twirls them like a street magician. His Louisiana drawl cuts through the noise: “Man, Ben, I’m bout to shuffle you like a deck at a crawfish boil—let’s see them facts fly!”

Across from him, Ben Shapiro, fully embracing his Spiderman persona, swings in on a web line, landing with a theatrical flip. His red-and-blue suit gleams under the streetlights, web-shooters primed, and his signature glasses perched atop his mask. “Facts don’t care about your kinetic cards, Theo! I’ve got the agility of a Talmudic scholar and the strength to debunk your swamp logic—let’s debate this with precision!” he quips, his voice rapid-fire as ever.
The fight kicks off with Theo hurling a charged ace of spades, the card exploding in a burst of energy near Ben’s feet, sending tourists scattering with gasps and cheers. Ben reacts instantly, leaping into a backflip, shooting a web to yank a streetlamp pole toward him for leverage. He counters with a web barrage, aiming to ensnare Theo, shouting, “Your powers are impressive, but they lack empirical grounding!”

Theo dodges with acrobatic grace, using his staff to vault over a bar counter, grabbing a handful of beads from a Mardi Gras vendor to charge and toss like mini grenades. “Bro, this ain’t a podcast—this is Bourbon Street! You’re out here web-slingin’ while I’m cookin’ with Cajun heat!” The beads detonate in a shower of sparks, forcing Ben to weave through the air, his Spidey-sense tingling as he mutters about “unsubstantiated energy claims.”
The crowd roars as Ben lands a web-strike, pinning Theo’s coat to a brick wall, only for Theo to smirk and charge the webbing itself, causing it to explode and free him. He charges a king of hearts, hurling it with a spin that sends Ben dodging into a somersault. “Facts or not, Ben, you’re dancin’ to my tune now!” Theo laughs, his Gambit powers blending with his quirky charisma.

>>513476828 (OP)
Not biting on that bait. I'm tired.

Ben retaliates with a high-speed web-swing, closing the distance to deliver a rapid-fire punch combo, lecturing mid-strike: “Your kinetic chaos is no match for Newtonian physics and Jewish resilience!” Theo blocks with his staff, parrying with a charged jab that sends Ben skidding back, both panting but grinning amidst the chaos.
The brawl ends not with a knockout but a mutual standoff as police sirens wail in the distance. Theo tosses a charged coin as a parting shot, winking, “Catch you later, web-boy—keep them facts tight!” Ben webs it mid-air, smirking, “Next time, bring data, not drama!” The crowd erupts in applause as the two vanish into the night—Theo blending into the French Quarter shadows, Ben swinging toward the rooftops—leaving Bourbon Street buzzing with tales of the strangest fight it’s ever seen.

>>513478301
I can see this, we are so fucking fucked, if I were one of the men who built this country transported to today I would just give up and not get involved.

https://files.catbox.moe/fh6xlf.webm

>>513483564
HELICOPTER RIDES ARE TOO MERCIFUL FOR THE COMMUNIST SCUM

>>513487253
I would rather live in Antarctica, develop good relations w other countries and trade for food

>>513477134
How dare you stand where he stood!?

>>513477134
Wow. Just wow. Humour on a hate site. How does that work? I've been studying this site for a paper and it never ceases to amaze me with how hateful, evil, and bigoted you kinds of folx are. And there's "humour" too? All your humour does is offend and hurt people. I bet you would never say these things to a minority or LGBTQIA+ person's face, because all you are are losers who do nothing but spew hate all day. I am sorely disappointed in what the human race has come to.

>>513487639

What a faggot

>>513488069

>>513488719

>>513476828 (OP)
I disagree

>>513477876
Everyone shits on democracy until its their fot being stripped.

>>513476828 (OP)
okay but i hate democracy

>>513477358

>>513489563
Kek serious sam

>>513483564
Helicoptor rides are too merciful for the communist scum.

>>513490623
it's crazy how much pressure is in a dump truck tire.

>>513490772
Lmfao

>>513480514
Russians got buttfucked by jews. And the consequences of that buttfuckery are present to this day in their perceived reputation, and still go out of their way to lick some jewish ass.
I know non-whites are retarded but bro.. whites are the most retarded of all.

>>513492979
do you think their hapa has a normal size butt crack?

>>513478172
A classic for the ages.

>>513476828 (OP)

Used to be, the argument for Democracy was that it protected freedom. Now the argument is we have to give up freedom to protect democracy, But it's not the old gag of giving up freedom for public safety, because the ruling class has repudiated public safety,

>>513496242
when elites mass import 'refugees' as a way to buy votes, democracy breaks.

>>513476828 (OP)
yeah, about that...

>>513497252
i can't read all that. please highlight or at least circle in red the important bits and repost. thanks.

>>513476828 (OP)
democracy requires filia

>>513496987
nah the votes dont matter, they brought them in to replace you

>>513477876

>>513476828 (OP)
America has never been a democracy, you fucking retard. It's a CONSTITIONAL REPUBLIC.

>>513498416
bringing in brown people doesn't cause whites to magically disappear. It's more of a dilution than a replacement

>>513480322
jews love democracy because it's their ideal vehicle to subvert leadership of countries. the vast majority of times they were evicted from countries was by ruling monarchs, which is why they hate them so much and push "democracy"

>>513499262
A republic is a democracy by definition. Republicanism isn't what defines a republic, they just picked a misleading name for their movement.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755439088947795.mp4

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755439110983001.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755439602388271.mp4

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755467967869245.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755468029004770.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755468092812406.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755468154491252.webm

>>513476828 (OP)

Representative democracy is the worst form of democracy.

FOCJ is better.

>>513503196
>>513503236
Niggers need to wash their chicken because they buy the cheapest kind that is infused with chlorine because the factories are so dirty.

>>513498073
conservatives are yjap

>>513478301
Naa I hope they noticed ar10s and mag dumped most of us

>>513483564
TOM HANKS RIDES MY HELICOPTER CUM!!!

https://youtube.com/shorts/SWXByEfIvDc?si=8uJEBgagO6c5nDXN

>>513486516
Jew Man
Jew man
Can do whatever a goy can
A few hours of work
Like a regular man
Look out
Here comes jew mannnnnnn

>>513476828 (OP)
i pay 50% taxes and got literally nothing to say. The Kaiser charged 4% and at least cared about our county instead of just managing its decline.
Fuck your false gods

>>513477134
and fuck you too finnbot. Trying to imitated a leaf is literally the lowest thing any lifeform can do

>>513505361
Impressive sign collection. Very nice

>>513506757

>>513504444
checked

Wholesome screencap incoming

Best tard wrangler screencap incoming

>>513502747
prison dishes are stamped-steel.

>>513487639
Thanks Leaf, perhaps it can reverse the Finnish curse.

>>513507363
One of the greatest things I have ever read.

>>513492979
> fixed

>>513489563
kek this brings back memories

Boom, my time to shine, /pol humo thread here I come, found this book of jokes at work today

>>513476828 (OP)
>>513477134
Both of these posts are completely retarded, which makes them humor
5/5 great thread

They had a section about Jews but it wasn't that funny, kinda was but, I felt the jew jokes had to be censored, section for blacks, jews, and poles, the pollack section was mainly how they are dumb, published in 1984 I believe, unethical jokes I believe it was called,

>>513488910
2 is the odd one out. It is too "normal" while each of the others have a unique feature

>>513508939
His lack of unique features is also unique though, so in the end they're all one step away from each other.

>>513488910
lmaooooooooo

>>513508387
Rotate your images you fucking retard.

>>513509405
Nigger I said I'm at work and on a cell phone, fucking just read them, YA CHEAKY CUNTTYT

>>513509405

>>513509193
It's unique in that it's the baseline

>>513480264

>>513477134

>>513505943
What if that one isn't an error though?

>>513483564

>>513483921

>>513479587
Do you actually know the answer because you took the effort for some free and independent research on the situation on those countries or did the media tell you how free and independent the thinking in those countries is? You don't need to answer.

>>513505361
Yoda ass mother fucker

>>513476828 (OP)
We are a Republic, and for the last fucking time, you can just fuck off.

>>513507071
based monday disliker

>>513511773
kek

>>513507376
you mean ripped open cocacola bottles and a bucket of slop?
cuz that's what we get here if you don't pay up

>>513512172

>>513483564

HELICOPTER RIDES ARE TOO MERCIFUL FOR THE COMMUNIST SCUM.

>>513507363
Here you go, anon.

>>513508107
mwah, did chu think about it faggit?
gimme the pdf (file)

>>513512568
Hey, that is a good one anon. Have not seen that one before. Thank you.

>>513477299
UNDA DA KNEE
UNDA DA KNEE

>>513502891
i'm redpilled about seasoning but why do niggers go so spastic about washing chicken?

>>513512122
le jeu de jesus!
>>513512253
much better
>where's canuck mittens anyways?
I'm trying to groom him but he keeps slithering away under the leafs