Thread 513478704

>>513478704 (OP)
Damn bro maybe setting off a bunch of nuclear bombs under water was a bad idea after all

you VILL eat ze nuclear sea bugs

>>513478704 (OP)
So instead of becoming SpiderMan you become ShrimpMan. I wonder what superpowers ShrimpMan has. The ability to shit down his spine?

>>513478704 (OP)
>>513478822

>>513478704 (OP)
>SHRIMP
japan strikes back poisoning mutts with shrimp caught near fukushima
based samurai

https://www.fox4news.com/news/fda-warns-radioactive-shrimp-walmart-recall

Florida is on there, mother fuck.

>>513478781
We should have killed all the nuclear scientists

>>513478957
lol

>>513479049
Indonesia

>>513479121
>We should have killed all the nuclear scientists

Like 2 or so months ago there were people on here who wanted to dump nuclear waste in the sea "because it's so big anyway and won't be noticed". I hope those niggers hear about this, lmao.

How did the shrimp get radioactive cesium isotopes in them to begin with?

>>513478704 (OP)
>ingesting radioactive particles
Oh that's fun

Is it good?

>>513479317
Post-war years it was fashionable to just dump your waste into the sea, even nuclear waste.

>>513479317
contamination happened with Indonesia

see: >>513479089

>>513479168
it was shinobi job

I swea fo god if deez fukkin crakka muhfuckas done radioacted muh skrimps imma kill a mtherfcker

Cesium?

How?

Is there a split open active reactor underwater?

That's not from bombs

>>513478704 (OP)
I just got back from a
>gastric emptying study
I had to eat the most disgusting literally radioactive eggs. And then they took an image of my guts every hour for a few hours to see how the food moves through me.
How fucked am I, bros? Why the fuck am I retarded enough to agree to be given cancer, to supposedly help/treat my other health issues? Is it all just population control for the blindly subordinate? fml.

>>513479317
They didn't. They found some radioactive contamination in shipping containers that also happened to transport the shrimp. Not sure how the containers got contaminated. Probably medical or sterilization devices. In all likelihood, none of the shrimp actually picked up any radiation. They're just playing it extra safe.

>>513478704 (OP)
What. Fukushima shrimps?

>>513479500
nothing says a nice seafood family dinner like some ingested uranium

>>513478704 (OP)
>The FDA is warning the public not to eat
This is Merica you fucking retards we're gonna eat the radioactive bugs and we're going to like it

>>513479526
Hmm.

>>513479843
>>513479938

>>513478704 (OP)
>nuclear
what

>>513479970
Cesium is not uranium

And look up Galen Windsor. Bro use to eat uranium and swim in spent nuclear fuel rods. So it's not terrible. His point was it's in everything from Granite countertops to pencils. You have no idea how much uranium you come in contact with on a daily basis

The "fear" around it was mostly propaganda to stop the movement of every home having a nuclear powered boiler room inside of it and this pretty much free energy

>>513478704 (OP)
Good Walmart Americans are disgusting

>>513478704 (OP)
>The FDA warning the public not to eat as it's investigating a possibly radioactive shrimps that's been sold that may have been sold at Walmart stores

They let K'neisha write this one

>>513478957
they don't have a spine so that is some strange correlation between the two in your brain. carry on.

>>513478704 (OP)
>purchasing seafood from shartmart

>bunch of government jews tell me not to eat shrimp
Fuck you I will eat what I want you zog faggots

>>513478704 (OP)
This is a result breakroom's domestic terrorism plot

>>513479049
Lol, you have bigger problems, chang.

>>513480557
>get shrimp from a restaurant
>everyone is a grifting piece of shit so of course they bought the cheapest slop and drowned it in spices so you can’t tell the difference

>>513479526
could have been fukushima or any number of nucleur submarines sitting on the bottom with their payloads and the bombs they detonated to test them down there too.

>>513479843
Fukushrimpa, one might say. Fun fact, Fukushima is made up of two kanji, 福 meaning "good luck" and 島 meaning "island"

>>513478957
Your cum test like ceviche and you get all the Mexicans bitches, what more super power you want

>>513478957
>I wonder what superpowers ShrimpMan has
Roughly 2 billion years of evolution optimized for locomotion in a dense medium such as water
Imagine being able to eat a bite of an apple hold your breath and swim across the Gulf of mexico in 10 minuets
There is some suspicion that shrimps have an exceedingly high IQ, it's just hard to get them to showcase it

Shrimp legs are much more efficient then a propeller

This is why the alien ships looks like bugs, they are optimized for locomotion...

>>513482873
Please do tell us why do you know so much about shrimps

>>513483038
Thoth gave me a hall pass for the Library of Alexandria, after passing trial by fire

>>513483363
Please elaborate with as many details as possible

>>513478704 (OP)
walmarts sea roaches are grown in indian poo water
you should only eat northern cold water seafood

>>513478957
Pistol shrimp can shoot balls hotter than the sun, or something

>>513480454
god it's painful. i could write better headlines / summaries in my sleep

>>513478704 (OP)
>detectable levels of Cs-137 present at 68.48 Bq/kg +/- 8.25 Bq/kg
>FDA has not detected Cs-137 in any product above the current derived intervention levels for Cs-137 (1200 Bq/kg)
so literally nothing

>>513478704 (OP)
How many roentgen?

>>513478704 (OP)
if you eat shrimp you deserve everything you get.

>>513483948
Why do you semites don't like sea food? Pig I get it but sea food?

>>513479089
where are the shrimp from?

>>513483396
The DMT realm is a physical place which can be visited and the same architecture is described by different people despite having no possible way of communicating with each other. Fastest way to get there is to eat enough hallucinogens you legit believe you have died

>As above, so below

>>513483486
That shrimp is pound for point the most powerful animal that exists by a massive margin. It's power to weight ration is fucking absurd, and it uses cavitation as a force multiplier

The shrimp is better at Physics than any human is, it's just HOW DID IT LEARN

>>513484122
Indonesia
at least they are saying that is where the contamination happened

>>513478704 (OP)
I shall become
>SHRIMPMAN
I will save the day and use my various newly acquired arms to fight crime and grab woman’s asses

I don't see how this really concerns /pol/. Most of you burgers only eat stuff that says Frito-Lay somewhere on the package.

>>513484197
was this only affecting a recent supply or has this been an ongoing contamination i ate shrimp last month from the grocery store am i radioactive now

>>513484213
Or Walmart approved

>>513484299
The FDA is investigating possible radioactive contamination in frozen shrimp from Indonesia.
Walmart is recalling certain Great Value frozen raw shrimp as a precaution.
Consumers should throw away the recalled shrimp and not eat or serve it.

The Food and Drug Administration is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain frozen shrimp that's sold at Walmart stores over concerns it may be radioactive.

So far, no products that tested positive for Cesium-137 (Cs-137) have reached U.S. stores.

The product is sold in 13 states: Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Mississippi, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Texas, and West Virginia.

What we know:

The FDA is investigating reports of Cesium-137 (Cs-137) contamination in shipping containers and frozen shrimp from PT. Bahari Makmur Sejati (BMS Foods) in Indonesia.

U.S. Customs & Border Protection (CBP) found Cs-137 in containers at four U.S. ports: Los Angeles, Houston, Savannah, and Miami.

The FDA is working with CBP to keep contaminated products away from consumers and is coordinating with Indonesian seafood regulators to find out how the contamination happened.

So far, testing has not found contamination in products already on the market. However, the shrimp may have been handled in unsanitary conditions where it could have been exposed to Cs-137, creating a possible safety risk.

The FDA learned that Walmart received some of the shrimp after the first detection of Cs-137, though those shipments did not test positive. The FDA has advised Walmart to recall the product.

Lot code 8005540-1, Best by 03/15/2027
Lot code 8005538-1, Best by 03/15/2027
Lot code 8005539-1, Best by 03/15/2027

If you bought shrimp that matches any of these details, throw it away immediately.

>>513484299
how many arms, legs and heads do you have rn?

>>513484299
>>513484840
are you glowing anon?

>>513484611
>throw it away
just throw that radioactive shrimp in the garbage guys it'll be someone else's problem
>guys my cat is setting off my geiger counter what do?

>>513484611
>Best by 03/15/2027
See, it's still good. You guys are just pussies.

>>513478704 (OP)
ngl it sounds kind of good with some radioactive cocktail sauce

wypipo don't cesium dey food.

>>513478894
>>513479401
>>513483948
Only Jews and sandniggers can’t eat shrimp.
You are not welcome here.

stop eating fast food and learn to cook-----ACK!!!!!!!!

>>513485979
wtf is the blue thing?

>>513478704 (OP)
this is bait from big asian to get you to eat seabugs

>>513486034
pigs in california are turning blue from eating rodent poison
https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/flesh-of-wild-pigs-in-california-turns-blue-warning-issued-to-meat-eaters-9113290

>>513485331
Sublime

>>513486196
All those pesticides are fucking poison.

>>513478704 (OP)
Fallout: New Radioactive Shrimp

>>513478704 (OP)
Bros, I made a big batch of pasta with wallmart shrimp last Sunday and I have been eating it ever since. I am crashing out rn

>>513486380
Yes, it's pesticide
what the fuck did you expect, Shitting rainbow?

>>513478781
>Damn bro maybe setting off a bunch of nuclear bombs under water was a bad idea after all
pussy. Go back to your shitit site.

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>>513478704 (OP)
I want radio active shrimp! I want to turn into Shrimp Man! I could fight crime in cool little beach towns along the coast of California and into Baja California even!

>>513486535
A giant radioactive bottom-feeding seabug just flew over my house!

>>513478704 (OP)
>eating seafood when China and India exist
Ngmi. Landfags that can into sustainable farming are the only ones that are gonna make it.
There is a based way of eating fish but it involves making your own hatcheries with hydroponics and transferring the stock to an aerated pond not connected to any streams.
Natural bodies of water are toxic. You won't catch me not filtering rainwater, even, for a garden.

>>513482873
Ok buddy. Fins on fish still clear and shrimp get farmed for days.

>>513487964
based song selection

>>513478704 (OP)
Fukashrimpa

>>513485979
Both are foods we are not meant to eat according to the Bible.

Follow Bible, have no problems. Simple as.

>>513488102
>Ok buddy. Fins on fish still clear and shrimp get farmed for days
No no
You get 6 joules of energy. You must locomote from Glasgow to Bristol. The water temperature is 4. They are efficient, anon. Replace your propeller with Shrimp legs
>Fins on fish still clear
Why would the Fish invest points and energy into evolving colour for it's fins; the fins are fine the way they are
Change the medium the fish exists in and watch their fins optimize for the environment. If only you had a time box to speed this up somehow
I'm telling you, the aliens grow their ships, anon and this is why
We're inventing things all ass backwards

>>513479089
BIZARRE recommendations, though.
>Just make it someone else's problem
>Toss it in the trash
>ensure that it spreads

Literally WTF!