Thread 513479094

The Food and Drug Administration is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137, a radioactive isotope.


https://abcnews.go.com/US/fda-warns-public-eat-possibly-radioactive-shrimp-sold/story?id=124780934&cid=social_twitter_abcn

>not radioactive isotope maxxing
ngmi

>>513479094 (OP)
which glow nigger is responsible for this?

>>513479306
Chad? Hold on I'll ask.

>>513479094 (OP)
>spread of ticks causing allergies to meat (CDC warning hunters)
>radioactive shrimp
>blue flesh found in pigs
>rabbits with herpes
>zombie squirrels with puss-oozing warts
what the fuck is happening anymore.

>>513479094 (OP)
>Cesium-137
shit thats really something you dont want to eat

>>513479515
apparently with the squirrels thats "totally normal"
bullshit

maybe iran was right america is a threat to the world

>>513479725
Considering almost all the microplastics in the ocean comes because jeets and chinks dump their trash into the rivers and the ocean
That some pajeet just chucked a bunch of X-ray machines into the oceans and pocketed the "radioactive waste disposal fee" in his own pocket

Actually, considering that jeets are now in the Americas, it wouldn't surprise me that some jeet would have taken contract to dispose radioactive material and then just dump it into the nearest river, that is EXACTLY something that a pajeet would do.

Cesium-137 is widely used in medical imaging applications, if its found dumped somewhere it heavily implies improper disposal of a medical equipment by either a corrupt hospital or a corrupt waste disposal company

>>513479094 (OP)
Sorry but why the FUCK is great value still operating? It shouldn't be legal.

>>513479910
I've read so much about jeet abuses and corruption lately that I'm starting to get a feel like which kind of crime and corruption has the jeet smell all over it.
Like the fake driver licenses given to truckers in Canada thing it was jeets making truck driving schools solely to sell licenses by bribe to other jeets without doing any actual driving tests.
This kind of thing is something that only jeets would do really no other race in the world is as wantonly corrupt as they are.

>>513479515
Some Umbrella Corp shit right here.

>>513480024
they’re cheap and taste basically the same as other name brands so glow niggers probably put cesium in their production line.

>>513480112
hmm this gives idea
cesium to all the kosher stuff
like hummus and gefilte fish

>>513479910
Reading the article it says it's an Indonesian company and this is the second time there have been mass recalls due to cesium in their shipping containers.
So I think you're right, some hospital probably closed and the people junking it just dumped everything in the ocean.

>>513479515
Artificial food shortages
Directly out of the book of the NWO

For example recently
coffee everywhere mysteriously went up In price despite only issues in Brazil
If I buy paupa coffee from paupa then the shortage in Brazil has no impact

Or the mysterious Australian beef shortage despite having the one of the largest high grade cattle stock in the world

It's all made up

>>513480411
>gefilte fish
Fuck you, gefilte fish is delicious.
Hummus you'd have to hit the entire world's supply of chickpeas since every MENA household makes their own hummus and only white libs buy it premade.

>>513480462
glow niggers buy food to feed their underground slaves from every country to not raise any flags.

This is insane. Dont we have radioactivity scanners at all ports if entry? If not why hasnt this been done yet? A terrorist hiding a bar of this shit in some mall or walmart or whatever could potentially kill an entire town and go undetected.

>>513479265
Eh… I grew up near cold water creek. Even barely detectable amounts will fuck you up long term. I could (and am) writing a book about it

Weirdest part is, there are multiple nationally important food packing/distribution facilities built right over the most contaminated sites. Almost as if it were planned…

>>513479515
>elect the antichrist
>plagues ensue
one would think that y'all would have learned your lesson the last time this happened, but no

>>513480462
Coffee is a global market. If Brazil produces less, there's less coffee to meet demand and price everywhere rises. This is basic economics.

I'm taking a survey meter to walmart tomorrow to check things out.

>>513479094 (OP)
Whoopsie, those externalities interfering with profits after all again.

>>513479094 (OP)
shrimp is one of the cheapest and best proteins right now they are just trying to stop you from gains. ignore them. radiation isn't even real.

>>513479515
A massive campaign to destroy the food supply in the US. They started by bankrupting cattle and poultry farmers during the covid lock-downs. Not allowing them to get their meat to the slaughter houses. They couldn't afford feed, so a lot of them starved or were sold off. Then they started burning shit down to cause artificial scarcity of grains/feed. Then they started putting shit in the feed that caused poultry to stop laying eggs. Then they Forced mRNA vaccines on poultry and cattle. Everything is fucked!

>>513479094 (OP)
I literally just ate some. How fucked am I

>>513481956
What is real is glowniggers putting mutations on the food supply an calling em radiation

>>513482073
If you survive today, You are fine
If not, Remember to use your last minutes of life to curse the Antichrist an it's minions

>>513480445
Yeah, it's extremely irresponsible to give White technologies like nuclear to brown hands.

>>513479094 (OP)
o shit, i just got done eating leftover shrimp scampi with those big ass cylinder noodles like 3x bigger than macaroni from great value that i bought @ walmart and cooked yesterday. am i fucked?

>>513480534
>gefilte fish is delicious
wtf do germans eat it too? i thought only jews did.
>you'd have to hit the entire world's supply of chickpeas since every MENA household makes their own hummus
okay well lets do that

What's stopping me from eating several bags of great value shrimp and developing superpowers?

>>513479094 (OP)
these them shrimp imported from india i been hearin about?

>>513481774
If there's an actual shortage you're correct
But there wasn't supply was still high
Brazil had problems, but other locations were still providing excess.

Plus if there was supply issues then I would see less Brazilian coffee on the market we which I don't.

>>513479094 (OP)
wow, I so trust the science! jews are trying to inflate prices of shrimps by lying like they always do

>>513479515
>blue flesh found in pigs
this is because of rodent poison used in califagnia

>>513481560
>muh vooting
the brown jeet woman is actually married to a real antichrist
also who the fuck would elect a brown person to lead a White country that would be extremely retarded

>>513481774
I don't ever recall drinking Brazilian coffee, retard! brazil is no factor in global market

>>513482273
>those big ass cylinder noodles like 3x bigger than macaroni
I'm only half italian and I want to kill you

>>513479515
you forgot ukraine is the world largest wheat exported. cereal and granola shit needs to be sourced from shady asian shitholes now

>>513482457
i mean who the fuck looks at india and thinks "gee, that place is administered so extremely well that I definitely want my White country to be ran by those indian peoples they're doing such a great job"

>>513482398
>it's an op
Lmao, the pedolites will use this as another excuse to le heckin ban consuming the gifts of the sea so we can eat land bugs and lab (((meat))) instead. AND they will ham up how we did this fo real, waa waa abloobloobloo dem oceans are irradiated!!!!

>>513482445
Yes.
It's all just the media screaming BREAKING and trying wolf on everything that furthers the zog agenda of keeping people afraid of doing anything besides what zog says is a (((good thing)))

>>513482073
>>513482169
Update: apparently it’s only these lots

Great Value brand frozen raw shrimp, lot code: 8005540-1, Best by Date: 3/15/2027
Great Value brand frozen raw shrimp, lot code: 8005538-1, Best by Date: 3/15/2027
Great Value brand frozen raw shrimp, lot code: 8005539-1, Best by Date: 3/15/2027.

My bag has 2026 exp, so I’m good. Might switch to a different brand now, though

>>513482073
you always wanted to be a glowie
now you are

>>513482073
F

>>513482614
>Might switch to a different brand now, though
and miss out on the free glowing stuff?

>>513479306
>>513479515
Gates of hell

>>513482553
>EAT KELLOGS CRICKETS GOYIM
>NO! (((DOCTORS))) RECOMMEND KRAFT MAGGOTRONI
I think once they start "suggesting" that life will be hellish if we don't all get neuro implants, I'm just going to kill myself as violently as possible. I have been depressed by this shit since I noticed it at six years old and now, at 40, I am only staving off suicide with the aid of japanese pornography and all-you-can-eat 'chinese' buffets. Trying to forget the fact that I live in a jewish galaxy and hoping my obesity costs them extra effort to push me around.

Mmmmm, yummy.

>>513479515
All of those are natural (according to my esoteric talmudic oujia), goy!

>>513483073
>worried about crickets and maggots
>eats Chinese buffet food
Anon, I…

if you eat this you will gain all the powers of a shrimp

>>513483073
>hoping my obesity costs them extra effort to push me around.
Based

>>513479515
They're purposefully fucking the food supply.

>>513479094 (OP)
I sure wonder where they were caught. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukushima_Daiichi_nuclear_disaster

>>513482479
>>513482369
Brazil produces over 40% of the world's coffee, wtf are you niggers talking about

>>513479910
>That some pajeet just chucked a bunch of X-ray machines into the oceans and pocketed the "radioactive waste disposal fee" in his own pocket

They saw the "throw batteries in the ocean" meme, and understood.

>>513481839
Make threads about the results when you do.

>>513483073
>hoping my obesity costs them extra effort to push me around.

Based. Obesity is unironically helping to destroy ZOG. They can't recruit enough goycattle to fight in their wars because of it.

>>513479094 (OP)
Thanks Japan!
I love my heckn' Japanerinos!

>>513484013
Should use thorium powered nuclear plants instead.

>>513479515
>Ticks
Yeah, lyme and AGS. Heavily suspected to be a bioweapon that leaked.
>Radioactive shrimp
This is a weird one. First you have to learn a very important distinction. Radiation is the energy, contamination in a peice of matter that emmits Radioactivity.
Shrimp exposed to radiation wouldn't be harmful to humans, but probably killed the shrimp.
But a shrimp that has consumed cesium 137? Wtf? I have so many questions.
Was this farm raised or wild and from where?
What are the contamination levels and how much Radioactivity is it emmiting?
Why is there not a mass recall?
How the fuck is a shrimp surviving consuming this contamination and not turning into goop?
This needs more research....
>Rabits with herpes
HPV actually. It is definitely strange but I am not super concerned... at least not yet.
Strange thing is the rabbit HPV effect there face, not their genitals as one would suspect.
>Zombie squirrels with warts
Okay so this turned out to be a skin condition. You had me worried they were getting Zombie deer disease from misfolded proteins.
>>513479771
It's not "normal" something is giving them the skin condition. But it's not dangerous to humans. What is causing it should be looked into.
>>513479910
Ummm no that isn't how that works.
Plastics wouldn't contain it.
Cesium137 is specifically man made and created in reactirs.
A more likely theory if it was wild caught is a decommissioned nuclear vessel. They sink those to get rid of em since water is shielding for any contamination on the vessel (they do remove the nuclear rods first)
If it's farm raised... that needs to be investigated cause that make no sense.

>>513483073
>I am only staving off suicide with the aid of japanese pornography

Also, Arisa Nakano is eternity. Her KV-110 non-stop creampie is fucking amazing.

>>513482587
well yea. thats the thing with it. anons scoff at this but here is the zog gameplan: keep them afraid of everything because fear is sin and if they are sinning they cant do better than us.

whether or not that's true doesnt matter because its how they think, but i find it hard to say its not true seeing how as sin rose in the west our countries also began to self destruct

>>513479094 (OP)

Remember that time when every libcuck said we would all be poisoned, etc if RFK was confirmed, etc etc?

>none has entered the US

Waaaaaah muh spending. Waaaaaah muh projects.

>>513484013
Go back to studying in your uni, chang

>>513483073
>I'm just going to kill myself as violently as possible
theres other options

>>513484595
>DEBOOONKKKEEEDD!!!
kys weeb
YWNBAJ

>>513484159
Problem with thorium for energy is the molten salt rusts the piping.
It's not as simple as "just use anticoroding agents or paint" as that cause brand new problems with the high heat in the pipe and the molten salt.
In theory, a high heat glass for the piping could work.... but making something like that is damn near impossible.
>However
I have wondered why we don't use thorium for water desalination. The set up for a simple mass scale desalination set up using thorium as the heat source would be relatively easy and leave you with both salt and water as a byproduct

>>513484282
>Also, Arisa Nakano is eternity. Her KV-110 non-stop creampie is fucking amazing.

Wh-what anon? Tell me more....

>>513481367
Nah I trust Galen Winsor over your retarded ass, merely being detectable amount of energy is not dangerous and has no energy at all. The real reason you shouldn't eat Walmart shrimp is because it is precooked in india water. And real reason people get cancer is because of everything else that is not food put in to food.

>>513479094 (OP)
>Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart
Niggers are about to become fallout ghouls

>>513484984
Dont care for japs, just hate the lying bugchinks.

>>513482073
>>513482273
Deserved for buying meat at walmart

>>513485382
>Dont care for japs
>nooo not my heckn' Japanerinos! they can never do wrong! I must defend her honor by sharing a Japanese government finger pointing image! it MUST be CHYNA!

closet weeb, time to come out :^)

>>513485032
Yes. It's an excellent video from Knights Visual. Arisa Nakano gets a creampie train run on her from a bunch of different dudes, and unlike the other girls in the series, she doesn't even take a break. The "eternity" part, well, that gets even more interesting. Apparently, Nikola Tesla figured out a way to come back to life, he got into my computer, and got into the mp4 video file of this, and after a while it got to the point where I couldn't play the video anymore, and SMPlayer started losing its logo, and I started to even lose the metadata (how long the file is). It's 4.69 GB, so it's a pretty large video file too. But now it works and is fully put back together.

I have no idea what Tesla did with it. Maybe he used the video to make unlimited copies of Arisa Nakano. That'd be pretty nice, we all get our own Arisa Nakano fucktoy to fuck and creampie inside of.

>>513484233
>Plastics wouldn't contain it.
I never said it did. Read my post again.
I said that because these polluting countries throw everything in the ocean they could also throw imaging equipment containing cesium137

I'm supposed to be the ESL here, yet you dont know English. It never ceases to surprise me how poor the command of your first language is on you Americans, like how the fuck is your education that poor?

Or are you some non-white invader, that would make sense. Browns are indeed retarded and usually don't know even their own language well

>>513480462
cui bono?

>>513484233
>(they do remove the nuclear rods first)
and there wouldn't be any more cesium 137 left then

the cesium137 would be either from reactor leak so probably fukushima, or from a medical imaging equipment
because those use cesium 137 and in third world countries are poorly controlled - like said White technology like nuclear should have NEVER been given to brown hands - its very irresponsible

I dont know if you've ever dealt with pajeets for example but they'll do anything to save a buck including pollute environment in horrible ways they dont give a fuck
So if an indian was tasked to dispose of a decommissioned medical imaging device, he would absolutely pocket the money and just chuck it into a river instead of paying a waste disposal fee to dispose it of properly
Or even if the pajeet did pay the fee, well the one pajeet that now has to dispose it would just chuck it into a river, get it?

>>513480445
>Indonesian company
Equatorial Asians. Remember, Singapore is a hard effort creation.

>>513479094 (OP)
>Leads to the creation of a new superhero, Shrimpman

>>513482046
One step closer to onions green and soma.