New Newsom Tweet.

>>513481093 (OP)
chatgpt newsome is a pale imitation of kino trump

lol you should stroll up on mcdonalds and orddr a mcfucking kill yourself

lmao even

it's not funny though

God this is so cringe just fucking stop it's not funny asshole

>>513481093 (OP)
>Hiring a Latina for a White man's job

>>513481179
you can tell some midwit thought using an ai to generate "something like trump" would be a bullseye not knowing the long dashes arent readily available on keyboards and is a dead giveaway. its funny especially because the orange nigger seethes but at this point i dont ever want to pay taxes again. this country is fucked man.

>>513481093 (OP)
i hope they run him in 2028, go Newsom go.
easy win for the right.
here i have been against Newsom, i should be cheering him on.

AOC Newsom 2028!! fuck yes

>>513481179
He will never be a real shitposter

>>513481093 (OP)
ratings king

too many letters he means rat king. or typo into ratling. all his shit is AI generated, which is pretty sorry

>>513481093 (OP)
the left literally can not meme

Newsome could have hired an insane tranny for bantz but he hired a PEE OH SEE woman.

The DNC is being held hostage by women's and that's why their messaging fails. Every time you see a "social media" handler hired by a politician in the left it's always a foid.

Hitchens will forever be right about women and comedy.

Oof already running out of fresh material even with chatgpt and neither Trump nor Abbott have even responded. I look forward to the thermonuclear melt Newscum has after his ballot fails and his own base cucks him on the national stage.

>>513481444
everything trump does is a long dash, you're just too chickenshit to fight anyone so you will ALWAYS pick someone to support and by support i mean pretend you agree with so you can avoid having to stand on your own

some of us are fine solo like tigers, some of you are faggots who need a herd to feel safe at night. good times create herd animals.

>>513481093 (OP)
Tl;dr

>>513481093 (OP)
Is he getting AI to write these? I thought they were genuine, but this one screams 'written by a machine.'

Who is the accelerationist choice: Newsom or Vance?

Probably Vance, right?

>>513481093 (OP)
>unpaid social media intern is too lazy to even delete the ChatGPT em dashes
Sad

>>513481093 (OP)
Gavin "Em Dash" Newsom

>>513481604
The democrats could easily fix their messaging by actually hiring straight White men so run their media campaigns, but they never do because they swallowed, are vomiting, and now choking on their own DEI bullshit.

Their competency crisis is self imposed.

>>513481297
thats because its soulless AI slop. the em dashes are a dead giveaway.

>>513481179
AI can replace artists. i don't notice any difference.

>>513481623
It's a woman who is writing the tweets. Woman lack analytical thought so it's impossible for them to understand parody.

>>513481179
He knows this too and tries desperately to cover it up with more tweeting.

>>513481691
The micronova will put so many zoomers out of a job after it kills the internet

>>513481093 (OP)
WELCOME TO THE NEWSTORM HELLHOUSE

Is the person running his twitter unhinged? If its himself I'd be embarrassed for him.

>>513481093 (OP)
honestly funny as shit

#MeToo was a total disaster for the left. They replaced competent Jewish males with mediocre POC women and the effects are palpable.

>>513481658
AI, the long dash is a always a dead giveaway

>>513481093 (OP)
lol Mr. Weinstein's Cumrag is desperate to be mentioned on Fox News

>>513481179
It's a judeo-hispanic woman in charge of the account.

Thank God for all Jewish men being perverts.

>>513481093 (OP)
If Gavin wants to be like Trump he needs to fuck more kids and give more blowjobs to Israel. I mean, I know he tries his best on those things but he needs to step it up to compete with Super Jew Pedo Trump.

>>513481093 (OP)
This is so cringe.

>>513481093 (OP)
I hate whites like newsom, Trump's Jewish family has done more for this country than most whites ever will.

Liberals are hilarious. they went from hating Trump to copying him in under ten years. Is Gavin trying to make people mad or something? Its the type of funny that has a twinge of sadness too it, like chuckling at the retarded kid who is copying the cool kids to try and fit it.

>>513481093 (OP)
GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA GRUESOME NEWSOME IS A TROON FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA

>>513481943
thank you, zoom zoom. that is lit and bussin fr

>>513482032
Precisely the kind of quality response I'd expect from a Jew-supporting pedo-excuser.

>>513481093 (OP)
When does it end? Who finds this funny

>>513481093 (OP)
also Dana Perino was the White House Press Secretary when Gruesome Newsom was the SF Mayor

so it's hard to believe he didn't hear of her

maybe he got distracted by the fact that Harvey Weinstein was balls deep in his wife

>>513481093 (OP)
>NOT FUNNY!1!

>>513482089
Trump never fucked kids

thought I'm 100% certain you actually wish children were abused

>>513481093 (OP)
I'm out of the loop why is he pretending to be trump wasnt he a commie governor or something

>>513482089
nah, just a grown man. with a ballsack that has dropped many years ago

i read your posts in this squeaky voice like a doggie chew toy and its hilarious

>>513481093 (OP)
Nazis
For
Newsome

Good ol' Nigger Hatin' Newsome has my vote. Just had to look at his pure aryan family and compare it to JD Vance to know what kinda man he is

>>513481093 (OP)
Why does this read like something ChatGPT would spit it if prompted "write something pro liberal anti trump but in a way Trump would say on Truth social"

>>513482209
please help nominate him

please

>>513482209
This absolutely needs to be pasted everywhere in California kek

>>513482144
realistically they are just virtue signalling. they don't care, and they're all shitskin zoomer kiddies

they blew their own cover a week or two ago

>>513481093 (OP)
Imitation is the highest form of fellatio.

>>513482297
the only support the left has at this point is Trannies and Groypers

sad

>>513481093 (OP)
>never heard of her until today

>>513482144
>>513482200
See previous comment.
>Trump never fucked kids
LOL. And he doesn't even like Jews and Israel, I bet, eh? God you people are stupid.

>>513481297
>it's not funny
Yes it's rather sad that Trump has to use special tiny steps. Nah it's kinda funny lmao.

>>513482407
it is genuinely strange days were living in anon

can you imagine six months ago saying thst

TWITTER!!!!!

>>513482238
now we are cooking.
who knew the commie Newsom faggots trying to subvert the board were a good idea afterall?

>>513481093 (OP)
lmao what a faggot
as an outsiders this seems like a pathetic faggot politician trying to imitate trump

just when trump is falling out of style

>>513481179
Trump hasn't had a good post since January 7th. He's just a dementiated boomer.vdg2n

>>513481093 (OP)
U can't deny the appeal.
U would be lying.

>>513482238
Unironically they need to renominate Biden

>>513482432
>>513482297
>squeak squeak squeak

pfffffff-ffff-ff-fftt, lol

>>513481093 (OP)
>Not calling her "Knotty Dana Perino"

>>513481093 (OP)
>vagina talking head, fox news..
slaying dragons in the kiddie pool.

>>513481093 (OP)
this sucks, theres no bite because ai cant make anything offensive

>>513481093 (OP)
His wife had consensual sex with Harvey Weinstein

>>513482407
>>513482498
Dumb pedo-defending loser is having fake conversations with himself LOL. See it all the time these days. That's how "popular" Pedo Trump is right now.

>>513482432
he didnt
but it's clear that you wish he did

that's how much you hate Trump, you would sacrifice children

>>513481093 (OP)
em dashes and "smart" quotes.

>>513481093 (OP)
what a retard

>>513482701
Hah. Nah, he's definitely a Jew-sucking pedo. Verdict is well-in on that one.

>>513482701
>you would sacrifice children
if a single jew lives, the whole planet has no future.
once the jews are destroyed utterly and to the last, the problems left will be trivial by comparison.

>>513482668
rape would have been more palatable

>>513482238
pick your favorite jew golem for pretend voting.

>>513482789
only in your fantasies

>>513482791
muslims are worse than jews

Hilarious watching him try to become his mortal enemy

>>513481605
how did you gather any of that from my words? i hear lithium is good for treating schitzophrenia. stop it, get some help

trumps a literal orange nigger and newsome is a cocksucking faggot, much like you

>>513482863
i pick the one deporting browns like you

not the one importing and giving them drivers licenses
no tthe one who late his state burn down
not the one who let his wife fuck Harvey Weinstein

>>513481093 (OP)
Newsom needs to be banned from Twitter right at the most opportune time for the gop. Twitter should play the game too. Uno reverso

>>513481093 (OP)
Actually pretty funny

>>513481093 (OP)
If it comes down to Vance and Newsome in 2028... I'm going with Newsome. No curry lipped salad tosser for me.

>>513482879
>muslims are worse than jews
wrong.
muslims are dirty, stupid, raping, violent, smelly, evil.
but just a small amount of jews have entire world enslaved to their fucking banks, jewish-harvests (brother wars/wars) and their disgusting propaganda.
billions of sand niggers do far less damage than a smattering of fucking jews.

>>513482879
>Zealous defence of Israel, Jews, and pedos continues!

>>513481297
cope harder miga xD

>>513481093 (OP)
its not even funny. he's a try hard faggot and its cringe

Start a general for newsom

>>513481346
Like with the “weird” thing it was funny for a week.

>>513483034
you're the one defending pedos by using term as a false insult

and where did i defend jews?
i'm simply saying muslims are worse

are you muslim?

>>513482879
>muslims are worse than jews
Of course a migapedo would say this. You guys love jews that rape goy children.

>>513483165
no it's muhammad who married a 9-year-old

nice try at white washing actual pedos though

>>513483165
Hey Mohammed, did Muslims or Jews do 9/11?

>>513481093 (OP)
"America's most favorite governor"
Is he retarded, it's the United States of America, also California is a shithole, everyone fucking hates California, fucking hilarious before he came along everyone wanted to go to Cali like it was some sort of paradise, now it's a state people avoid with contempt, this dude is nuts, I never heard of him until la caught fire kek, this guy couldn't handle the criticism?

>>513481093 (OP)
a social media focus group with AI tools wrote this post

>>513483135
You defend Jews and pedos literally every time you speak, dum dum. Trump is an Israel First pedo and you faggots are working overtime to say otherwise heh. You're a scumbag. You should defend Muslims as well because they too love being child-raping freaks. You all have a lot in common.

I genuinely love these tweets and they have turned my perception of Newsom. I will vote for him in 2028

>>513483270
Kek. What a stupid question that illustrates how retarded you are.

Mods please start a containment thread for Newsom posters like there is for Newsom posters. I should have to look at this shit

>>513483332
Hopefully you don't lose more voters than you gain. Republicans care a lot more about food policy than Democrats. Democrats care more about style and superficial things than policy. So this is just going to hurt your side.

>>513481658
I assumed it was written by a retard but I always thought AI sounded incredibly intelligent like too intelligent to be human,
T. Never used AI, never will
>Especially not to write something for me, id rather kms

>>513483376
It reveals a lot that you cannot answer. That's why I ask the question. It reveals quite a lot. You are afraid to answer. Sad!

>>513481679
Id disagree, id say newsumo, Vance is techno feudalist

>>513482988
I'm voting Newsom, too. I know he'll open the border again and let in millions of illegals, put stifling regulations on whatever he can citing climate change, get really lax on federal law, expand the bureaucracy to create thinktanks that come up with even crazier policies, and blame climate change for every natural disaster and completely neglect any measures to make the population safer against them, expand benefits for illegals to the federal government, but, he has a white family.

>>513481093 (OP)
This got miggers oinking

>>513483476
Food=good

>>513481093 (OP)
getting upset over this retarded shit is the intended goal btw you stupid faggots.
if retardlicucks and the orange nigger just ignored this no one would even know its happening.

>>513481093 (OP)
These are hilarious. I think if he takes a stand against gender theorists he could win over the centrists

>>513483778
If he just changes all his policy positions then I might just vote for him...

>>513482209
Kek neo Nazi newsum

>>513481179
It's literally been years since Trump has actually tweeted something funny.

>>513482238
I'm voting for Nancy pelosi

>>513481093 (OP)
BASED. I thought this was stupid at first, but it's actually working.

>>513481179
>>513481284
>>513481297
>>513481346
Cope, this is the same slop Trump shits out

>>513481179
>mfw Newsom has to pay 2 people to use ChatGPT

>>513481093 (OP)
This is no longer mocking Trump but just trying to be him, which is sad.

>>513483910
That's because he's on a different platform, he's truthing now

>>513481093 (OP)
remidner that newsom operatives are paying kikeshills to spam the internet with this trash in some sort of marketing ploy. OP is a kikeshill

>>513483977
Democrats hate this style of speech and they vote based on superficial things like that. Maybe newsom should get fat like trump too. Trump won in spite of these things because his policy positions are so much better. This will only hurt your side.

>>513481179
Trump and his lengthy walls of text and essays on why obumer put him in the fake Epstein files are a pale imitation of Trump.

>>513484034
Figure, I never heard of him until LA caught fire, also the homeless charities, this guy is a scam artist, Non profit charities in Cali pay ceos 100k a year, while veterans sleep on the streets

>>513484034
When you enemy is making a mistake tell them and they still won't fix it. Lol.

>>513483314
you're the one that's losing and seething

Trump is President
and chances are JD Vance will be President too

if that didn't make you seethe, you wouldn't be so angry calling everyone a jew pedo

im going to enjoy at least 11+ years of this

It might be funny if I didn't know he was pelosi's nephew and part of one of the most elite families. Or if he wasn't a total retard w\ covid... or if he's not currently being accused of stealing millions of dollars in fire relief money.

The fact shilling for this faggot has started in 2025 is disheartening. I'm so burnt out w\ politics. These retards just talk in circles and it's just bullshit talking points. Trump making peace deals and they're melting down and trying to re run the russia hoax. It's sad, truly.

And what is he really playing at? It's funny when Trump does it because it's like lol look at this guy. It's the authentic billionaire typing a tweet in all caps that sometimes makes Trump's funny. Gavin isn't funny. He's trying very hard to be relevant and it's just not happening.

>>513481819
Financial Americans got me

>>513481093 (OP)
I’m sorry but the fat spicette doing these is not funny. The idea was amusing but she’s ruined it

>>513483977
people rather vote for the original and not the cheap copy

>>513484274
Can't believe gabin kisses the same lips that touched necrotic penile sores

>>513481754
All their consultants are wealthy straight white men, that's part of the problem. The only Dem politicians with more diverse consultants are those like Zohran, Bernie, and AOC.

>>513481754
Doubt. Not a single policy or proposed program benefits working class white men. Having some white dork tell me their pro-brown, pro-fag, pro-woman campaign message doesn't do them any good and you'd habe to be the dumbest cattle brained retard to believe they 180'ed on that position after decades of staunchley pushing and gloating about it.

>>513481093 (OP)
HARVEY "EGG DICK" WEINSTEIN (EGGS ARE GROSS!) IS IN PRISON BECAUSE OF MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE! HE HATES THAT HIS TINY "EGG DICK" COULDN'T MAKE HER CUM (LIKE I CAN!) - THE COURT'S HAVE TESTIMONY! "EGG DICK" LOSES, WIN! MANY SUCH CASES!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

>>513481179
Trump's team is itself using Chat GPT for his posts.

>>513484682
Are all political campaigns now ChatGPT vs ChatGPT?

god he is so cringe trying to act like trump

>>513484755
Tbf "acting like trump" led to orange man winning 3 consecutive elections so I see the appeal

>JOHN KOBYLT IS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN OVER HOW EXPERTLY I BLAMED THE WILDFIRES ON CLIMATE CHANGE. HE WANTS TO STUPIDLY AND UNWISELY BELIEVE THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO HOLD ENERGY COMPANIES ACCOUNT FOR NATURAL DISASTERS. HE'S JUST JEALOUS THAT MEMBERS OF STATE UNIONS MAKE WAY MORE THAN THE AVERAGE WORKER AND ARE GIVEN RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF BENEFITS BECAUSE HE'S A LOSER THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY MONEY. HE COMPLAINS ABOUT THE HIGH TAX RATE, AND COST OF LIVING FOR THE SAME REASON. WHAT A LOSER. HE OBSESSES OVER ME ON THAT RADIO TALK SHOW OF HIS DAILY. DEFINITELY A FACE FOR RADIO. WE CAN'T ALL BE HANDSOME.

>>513484168
>This will only hurt your side.
lil bro thinks he's on the team

>>513482200
>>513482209
KEK. You're right, reading in a dog squeaky toy voice is hilarious. Quick, post some more, I want to be entertained.

>>513481093 (OP)
Temu Trump posting really is sad and pathetic.

>>513484981
>Temu Trump
still 3.5 years out and we already have a nickname

>>513481297
The first ones were funny, but he's going too hard on the Trumpisms for it to continually be funny

>>513484851
yeah but he was the first, this is just cringe

>>513484529
>straight
>men
No they aren’t dumbass. Those positions are filled by women and actual queers

>>513481093 (OP)
Lil Donnie posting was way better than this unfunny garbage. Leftists just can't help themselves with their walls of tedious text.

>>513485178
Little Donnie posting was the most original grassroots meme I've ever seen

>>513484957
I talk about policy positions and you talk about teams. Should we deport those illegally present or should we wait until they commit murder before deporting them? You can be on either side of that.

>>513481444
Yes, that was my first thought. My second thought was shitposting will fall out of style after globohomo political campaigns see this on the news and adopt it into their messaging at large scale.

I'm convinced Ron Perlman took over Gavin's twitter.

>AYO LIL DONNIE J! I TURNED MY STATE INTO A SHIT HOLE AND PEOPLE ARE FLEEING IN DROVES. HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES HOSS? LIL DONNIE DUMB DUMB SMALL HANDS

>>513485117
Dumbass. Clinton era consultants are parasites who run the show and most of those are straight white wealthy men. Occasionally we see a wealthy straight white woman. Even more rarely we see someone darker than a paper bag.

>>513481179
you will never be a real human

>>513485178
I think we can fix it.
>THE FASCIST THUGS ON THE RIGHT THAT WOULD THROW YOU IN PRISON FOR CROSSING AN IMAGINARY LINE OR MISSING A COURT HEARING ARE FINALLY REALIZING HOW STUPID IMMIGRATION LAW IS. THEY THINK THEY CAN TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOM WITH THEIR NONSENSICAL "LAWS". THEY KNOW WE'RE JUST GOING TO BREAK, ANYWAYS. REMEMBER, THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU TO GET TO ME.

>>513481466

It amazes me how the left celebrates this after they spend 10 years telling everyone how much they despise it. It's like a girl with daddy issues being mad at her dad so she fucks random old dudes that remind her of him.

>>513482093
>so it's hard to believe he didn't hear of her
magabilly can't into humor lol

>>513481444

lmao. Newfags can't emdash — Nice trips, though.

>>513484529
>All their consultants are wealthy straight white men.
this is not true at all. Zohran's consultants are Whiter than the DNC average.

>>513485307
As if you or I have any say in what actually happens retard

The DNC has become a make-work patronage system for mediocre brown women. The DSA is full of White rich kids while the average DNC staffer is a Shaniqua.

>>513481093 (OP)
>Ding Dong

>>513481093 (OP)
kek. Major pwnage.

>>513481093 (OP)
Newsome is Heckin cute and valid

>>513481897
this. you can tell just by the wording it's written by an ESL-raised0household-then-community-college-"journo"-major angry latrine-a

>>513482200

>i read your posts in this squeaky voice like a doggie chew

Such a mature man, with balls that dropped so long ago and hang so low.

>>513481179
Trump is not kino anymore. He posts walls of texts that are extremely retarded.

>>513485598
And they didn’t do any of that, so clearly the quoted people aren’t “running the show,” double dumbass.

I knew one (1) Democrat political operative in 2016 and he was a stereotype bespectacled yellow nigger communist

Pol/tards/ and MAGAchuds are incapable of getting the joke.

More power to Newsom's shitposting.

>>513484274
>I'm gonna love 11+ years of Jews and pedos
May as well say the sky is blue.

>>513485941
His consultants are not whiter than the Clinton and Obama era ones like Carville and Axelrod.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2025/08/12/nyregion/zohran-mamdani-aides-family-staff.html

>>513481093 (OP)
You guys made fun of me for not thinking this was satire. I told you, he's literally copying Trump, he's going to keep doing it.

>>513481297
seems like gavin himself is accelerating

>>513486811
>Pol/tards/ and MAGAchuds are incapable of getting the joke

I get it. Its a lame copy of Trump's writing style. Its just not particularly funny and at this point its beating a dead horse.

When they made the joke for the first time I thought it was mildly amusing; but doing it over and over and over is just pathetic.

>>513487080
Someone should inform this Team Blue Pedo that Red Pedo Trump isn't cool anymore and he's 8 years too late on this cringey bullshit.

>>513481093 (OP)
Thanks GeeNPT, very cool

>>513487080
That'll show the administration that's bringing California to heel for their indifference to federal law. He should post harder.

>>513481093 (OP)
>Newsom Tweet
You mean jew tweet.

>Meet Izzy Gardon — the press flack behind the “@GovPressOffice” account
>His official title is Director of Communications for Governor Gavin Newsom — meaning that he is responsible for the @GovPressOffice account, which is the official, state-owned account for the governor’s press office.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/08/19/meet-newsom-press-flack-izzy-gardon-trolling-trump-with-40-billion-in-fire-relief-at-risk/

The Newsom spam is 100% jewish just like /pol/. Oddly enough Nick Fuentes is glazing leftist jews right on cue.

>>513481093 (OP)
>Unironically stealing Trump's schtick
This is the best you have?

>>513487217
>he still doesn't get it

>>513481093 (OP)
I love this shit.
>>513481179
And I love the seethe.
>>513481444
And I love the cope.

>>513485862
search for an emdash in the archive before 2022, let me know what you get

>>513487416
I thought they reported earlier it was a spic dyke?

>>513487217
>doing it over and over and over is just pathetic.
Yeah, can you imagine if someone did that unironically?

>>513486751
>they didn't do any of that
>embrace patriotism
Kamala tried doing that, Pete tried doing that, Biden tried doing that. And Dems are trying it now by casting Trump as unpatriotic and anti-constitutional.
>ban far-left candidate questionnaires and refuse to participate in forums that create ideological purity tests
This is the DNC playbook for dealing with the Palestine Question.
>push back against far-left staffers and group
See above. Also the refusal to push single-payer healthcare despite it polling well with the general public.
>candidates should get out of elite circles and into real communities
this they suck at
>own the failures of Democratic governance in large cities and commit to improving local gov
This is common lip service these days from Dems, with most Dem mayors choosing to lean into being tough on crime and increasing police budgets (In most recent budget cycles, the 25 largest Democrat-run cities collectively increased their police budgets more than the 25 largest Republican-run cities)

>>513487479
I mean just look at what they do with our memes copying is all they have.

>>513487570
>it was a spic dyke
Well if you squint...

>>513487559
>le archive
It's cool that you're new to the English language, but dashes have been around for centuries.

>>513487416
every
single
fucking
time

>>513481093 (OP)
Yeah, this meme is getting stale.

Someone needs to start a hashtag #NotNewsom

>>513487570
Yup

>>513487620
Shut up. I’m not reading your denial of reality dumbass, tell someone who cares

>>513487703
retard

>>513483977
Lol 1) shut the fuck up canuck, go focus on your own shitty country, 2) trump originated it, does it without irony, and it's funny when he does it. This just comes across as desperate and forced.

>>513481093 (OP)
Gavin signed a law that lets the state kidnap children whose parents won't let them cut off their healthy organs.

>>513487726
Arggghhhh nooooo the one word I can’t take rrrggghh iiiiiiimmmmm mellllltttttinnnnggggggggg….bleh

>>513487690
>?por que la cara larga?
She is unironically unfortunate looking

>>513481093 (OP)
Newsom is proving the point that leftists have no original thoughts.

>>513487690
It takes 3 people to write a stupid fucking tweet?

>>513487492
>KRISTI NOEM WHO CARES MORE ABOUT HER HAIR THAN THE STRUGGLES OF IMMIGRANTS STUPIDLY THINKS SHE CAN REMOVE THE 10 MILLION UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS THE BENEVOLENT AND KIND DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAS FILLED THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA WITH. SHE'S A BUFFOON THAT THINKS THESE HARDWORKING, HONEST PEOPLE WON'T RIOT WHEN THEY SEE ICE WHEN THEY'LL RIOT EVERYTIME THEIR TEAM WINS A CHAMPIONSHIP. BRAINDEAD.

>>513487975
Do you know anything about women?

>>513481691
>>513481759
>>513482712
>>513481707

>>513481093 (OP)
So, we have 3+years of Newsom tweeting like he is Trump?

>>513483314
Saying Muslims are worse than jews is defending jews? That's like fighting over which terminal cancer hurts more.

>>513481093 (OP)
Trying to hard

>>513481093 (OP)
>two brownoids are trying meme newsome into being the next trump by just copying trump but squiggling out trump and putting newsome
>they don't actually understand the how or the why behind trumps success, so it just comes across as some deranged boomer akin to ron perlman being off their meds
>can't even be bothered to remove the Ai dashes
And they think that this is their epic gotcha for winning in 2028.

>>513488037
Chatgpt uses a space on both sides of the em dash

>>513487620
I dunno, anon, I think being an Israel First pedo scumbag is not very cool but maybe I'm just old-fashioned

>>513488159
>to
Not trying hard enough.

>>513481179
>cope cope cope cope

>>513487897
Literally this

>>513488190
So does everyone but Trump.

>>513487975
>>513488009
I suspect its an overpaid position they just are coasting along for as long as they can.

>>513486811
it was kind of funny the first time. Is he doing to do this forever?

>>513488282
They're getting their money's worth and California can afford it.

>>513488275
Right but point being he probably isn’t using ChatGPT in those instances

>>513481093 (OP)
It's the only interesting thing happening this week.

Nu-Trump's trooothing and AI slop style needs to be mocked. Newsom is doing God's work. He's making MAGAboomers and chuddies look like absolute fools defending it and not getting the joke.

>>513481760
It's getting pretty good but AI will never be as mean as peak Trump. They should just hire some 16 year old troll.

>>513486811
Spam has never been considered shitposting. It is shit posting and belongs on /b/

>>513488384
I don’t get the joke you’re trying to make by repeating this line

>>513481093 (OP)
That's Gavin JEWsome, Anon

https://jweekly.com/2019/08/23/in-face-to-face-with-gov-newsom-strong-support-for-jewish-concerns/

https://www.gov.ca.gov/2025/06/02/update-on-the-golden-state-plan-to-counter-antisemitism/

Aggressive mimicry is a form of mimicry in which predators, parasites, or parasitoids share similar signals, using a harmless model, allowing them to avoid being correctly identified by their prey or host. Zoologists have repeatedly compared this strategy to a wolf in sheep's clothing.[2][3][4] I

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry

>>513483910
But we know exactly what Trump tweets are like. The old fat bastard set the standard for those style of tweets.
Newsom is just cringe

>>513481605
>good times create herd animals
humans are social animals, thinking being a solo consumer is a win is taking the corpo-fascist bait so hard the hook is sticking out your ass

This makes the right so mad. Love it.

>>513485963
Ofcourse you don't have a say, you're a skinny-fat pajeet living in Canada

>>513481093 (OP)
What the hell was that..
Is Newsome demented?

>>513488631
Its sad it takes a team of 4 to do the work of 1 person.

>>513486743
Bela

>>513488384
This line of thinking is wild in the face of the left still not understanding why Trump was elected twice now. The right turned politics into an ocean of shit, Newsome thinks he can drink his way out of it lmao.

>>513488678
No the jewish twink who runs the account ran out of poppers so he's losing his high

>>513488384
>CALIFORNIA REPUBLICANS ARE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO GET YOU BELIEVE I LOST THE STATE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS JUST BECAUSE IT WENT MISSING AND THEN THEY GO AND VOTE FOR A GUY WHO HAS MORE BANKRUPTCIES THAN THIS STATE HAS GAY PRIDE PARADES. HYPOCRITES.
Is it funny, yet?

>>513481679
Hard to say. Both are CIA. Newsom might be slightly more retarded judging by how far my state has fallen down the shitter since his ascendency.

Newsom will win in 2028 and give a cabinet position to Hunter "Based" Biden.

>>513488631
>"My side has taken to acting like my sworn enemy, but if it makes them mad that is ok."

>>513483984
>NEWSOM’S X POSTERS: Camille Zapata a self-described queer woman of color and Izzy Gardon are the dynamic DEI duo behind Governor Newsom’s new edgy and progressive online persona.

https://x.com/amuse/status/1957791393767707117

>>513488923
Hopefully hhs secretary

>>513481093 (OP)
He's making himself look like a total jackass. He doesnt have the gift of gab like Trump. When Trump talks like this it looks totally normal and its kinda funny. When Newsom does it then it's just kinda cringe and actually makes him look like hes on drugs or something. Also all he's doing is attacking Trump. For what? He wants to run for President well guess what he's not running against Trump in 2028. Let him keep digging this hole.

>>513488969
damn they got kermit with that humiliation ritual too

>>513482209
Based

>>513481679
AOC

>>513488813
>personally dismantling an underpass homeless encampment
>no dirt or stains

>>513481093 (OP)
>public officials putting out statements clearly written by a chatbot
>people previously lambasting AI eat it up because the robot is attacking their political rival.
The Terminator future is all but guaranteed

>>513488991
Trump hasn't had the gift in years. He's a senile old nigger now. He looks like the biggest retard tweeting his dumbass walls of text and posting AI slop.

>>513481179
Its true
AI slop is trash

>>513481093 (OP)
It's trivial to get GPT to output trump-style shitposts.

>>513489714
>AND HIS TERRIBLE HAIR GEL ROUTINE
ok this one is actually funny

>>513483984
>>513488976
The kike one believes in tikkun olam
https://www.hercampus.com/school/seattle-u/izzy-gardon/

>>513489272
He has dirt on his leg

>>513489714
it took 3 women making $100k each to do this

>>513481346

>>513481093 (OP)
Holy fuck levels of dementia it's like he has forgotten the palisades even exists.

>>513481093 (OP)
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

>>513481093 (OP)
trying waaaaay too hard kek how did him or his "team" think this was a good idea?

>>513481179
There are people who think he really wrote this.
They are retarded. But its still funny.

>>513490038
it's hard work

>>513488346
There's no reason to believe any of this is AI. How hard do you guys think it is to write? I assume it's all zoomers calling it ai because it's what they know now and they're mostly illiterate so it could be challenging to write one paragraph.

>>513487559
Stop trying to help the retards. Then they will stop using it and we wont be able to instantly tell their shit is AI slop.

>>513490090
>he
It's some dumb Mexican bitch and a gay kike telling ChatGPT to write a Gavin Newsom tweet in the style of Donald Trump. Newsom has no idea what's being posted until it's been posted.

>>513490294
you forgot to tell it to do all caps, c'mon you really gotta earn that $100k!

>>513490038
Some of the most productive $100k government jobs in California I reckon

>>513481093 (OP)
Imagine letting Harvey Weinstein fuck your wife.

>>513490050
The message is "look at this asshole. Let's make jokes about his physical appearance." (((they've))) been doing this for a long time. For a long time political humor cleverly made statements about policy and intentions of politicians. Then, the jew gained control over publishing and started this type of humor. It's reminiscent of wartime propaganda cartoons that are nonsensical but give comedic portrayals of people and leaders you're supposed to hate.

>>513490384
:-DDD I just notice things, sorry pal.

>>513481093 (OP)
Smelt

>>513487559
No results regardless of date range.

So Newsome had his press staffers doing ththis nonsense the last week or so, creating Trump-style tweets ranting about shit, and also creating AI-created versions of images Trump posted, but supporting Newsome. And if you read the comments on them, it's mostly shillbots and fake accounts and boomers saying "LOL! Roasted! Hahah you MAGA just don't get the joke!" as if these are meant to be funny to a casual viewer. They seem to operate under the premise that a potential swing voter will see them and say "Hey, wow, this Newsome account is tweeting like Trump. It's ridiculous, but it makes me see that Trump's tweets that they're parodying are also ridiculous, and thus I cannot help but have to vote for Newsome now that I get the 'joke'!"

The problem is, that's not what happens. Normal people don't remember or even see what Trump tweets, and so they just see this shit and say "Wow, this Governor and his staff are fucking retarded."

>>513490625
>It's reminiscent of wartime propaganda cartoons that are nonsensical but give comedic portrayals of people and leaders you're supposed to hate
true.
and this practice is very jewish.
jews cant make beautiful things.
jews cant create, they can only mock.
i think tolkein's evils were all jewish
the shadow, jews, the evil, jewish, morgoth, jewish, melkor, jewish. sauron, jewish.

The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make real new things of its own.

Evil is fissiparous. But itself barren.

Doubtless Morgoth, since he can make no living thing, bred Orcs from various kinds of Men, but the Drúedain must have escaped his Shadow

and naught that had life of its own, nor the semblance of life, could ever Melkor make since his rebellion in the Ainulindalë before the Beginning

>>513481093 (OP)
Now this fag writes in all caps too?

>>513481093 (OP)
>GCN
kek

>>513481093 (OP)
Dana Perino is hot for the Govs pp in her mouth

>>513490981
the value of internet engagement is rapidly approaching it's true value which is $0.

>>513481093 (OP)
Kek, lmao even.

>>513490952
kek yeah I didn't think anyone would actually look for it. It can't search a single character like that. But still try to find a post with an emdash that isn't a copy from a news article before 2022, I'd bet a can of deens that you won't find one

>>513483977
The authetic chad Trump > the imitator virgin newsom

>>513491190
No, it's a thing his staffers came up with, but no one is really sure what their aim is. They've been shitting out tweets trying mock/ape Trump's social media style, which is I guess a joke? Like, it's observational satire, I suppose. But once you read it and you're like "Ha, that's sorta how Trump tweets lol." the second thought is "Ok but why?" Like, doing it once or twice? Ok, you made fun of him, it was amusing for the second it lasted, done. But they just keep doing it, it's a bit they've been committed to for over a week now, tweeting multiple times per day. No one knows why.

>>513491241
GameCube Nintendo?

>>513491365
if they were smart they would make posts like that on social and repost the social screencaps on xitter. that would actually be funny.

>>513481093 (OP)
In going to ask chat gtp to write a tweet in trump's style regarding his absolute love of diet coke.

>>513490981
Nobody pays attention to newsomes tweets either except you fags and fox news

>>513491411
Gavin Cuckmaster Newsome

>>513491476
Again, momentarily I guess. But I think this is largely performative in two prongs; One is that it allows the boomer accounts/bot accounts to just flood every post with "Lol Drumpfh OWNED!!!" in a (hypothetically) increasing crescendo because they believe that if one tweet made fun of Trump and thus "owned" him, then by tweeting 100 times, surely each one must get more and more under his skin and make him more and more mad, and thus more and more owned every time in an exponential curve of "Got him!".

And the other is that really, I think they also just think that by posting this stuff, they're "baiting" conservative users into commenting, and thus "winning" because they "trolled". It's the idea of, because I said something retarded and got you to respond to it, that means I actually won. It doesn't accomplish anything, but when you have literally nothing else to do with your time then it can make you feel something I guess.

>>513481179
>this post was verified by palantir

>em dashes
Aislop exposed

So fake he cant even banter on twitter, no, everything has to be bullshat all the way down, as a matter of habit perhaps, for power or science or whatever. Fake is simply the job, because hey, what else can you expect from a politician i.e. a leader, right? You certainly can't expect an honest representation from them, but even so, we must work to preserve democracy, so that we can pretend to choose who to be naive to believe in. Yay America, yay newsome, awesome.

>>513491740
The only value it has is to make cons mad. Newscum knows self reflection isn't a maga core value

>>513481093 (OP)
>Leftoid mimics rightoid he hates
Bruh, politics is so gay. fr fr

>>513491582
YASSS DO IT SISTER!!

>>513491740
Part 1, yes. Part 2, you're overthinking it. They will keep doing it because people keep responding to it, but especially because the media does. The goal is to make a mockery of Trump, and in that it's successful even if you don't agree. It's great for democrat morale.

Right-wingers really are ultra sensitive people huh?
I guess thats what happens when youve had everything handed to you and still want to complain

>>513481284
I kek'd

>>513492103
Find me a single tranny without some whack ass satan/baphomet/pentagram tattoo or decorations in their home.

>>513491912
Retard, zoomer, consult the archives. >>513488037

The only reason you people don't think it's funny is because you love Trump. That's it. If Trump said this about Newsom you'd love it. That's it. You're cult members who need to be eradicated.

>>513488969
Literally the republican party for 15 years

>>513492143
>but especially because the media does. The goal is to make a mockery of Trump

The left and the media (also the left) have been trying to "mock" Trump since 2015. Let me know exactly how much that has accomplished, other than make him more popular.

>>513492236
This is the first time they've brought the sauce. That much is obvious and it's why we're still talking about it a week in.

>>513492202
>You're cult members who need to be eradicated.
you mean those who are or work with jews, right?

>>513492301
>This is the first time they've brought the sauce.

Lol. I sincerely hope you commit to this bit as much as Newsome's people seem to have.

>>513492202
>reee why aren't you laughing chuddie
>please laugh at my joke
>I AM NO LONGER ASKING GIVE ME YOUR HAHAS

>>513492202
its trumps style and when he uses it its funny
gavin's team of chatgpt brown women are trying to use it ironically and it just comes across as lazy and cringe
cringe not because trump's style is cringe, its cringe because its desperately trying to counter trump but they're so dumb they have to use chatgpt to do it

>>513492301
Wow boss brought the sauce on cap fr fr no lie? Heckin Ohio!

>>513490294
Looooooool

>>513481444
Redditors have used those dashes to appear erudite long before chatgpt, like semicolons.

>>513482994
Not to mention muzzies are only such a problem for whites because of Jews. Whites would have never created such a mass immigration machine, it is a Jewish construct.

>>513492606
2000s slang, retard. You must be 18 to use this website.

>>513492926
>implying zoomspeak isn't repackaged 2000s slang

>>513481605
Lol faggot

>>513492903
>Not to mention muzzies are only such a problem for whites because of Jews. Whites would have never created such a mass immigration machine, it is a Jewish construct.
right
the towels stay in towelstan, doesnt bother me.
it was the jews that took all the animals from the various zoos and sold them the world over, infecting all of the west with jewish imports that dual purpose as saleable property and golems.
its very jewish to sell property and then use that property as a back door. very jewish.

>>513491348
That doesn't matter because Newsoms staffers don't come from here.

we should throw a little party to celebrate the 8th month of his meltdown since the Palisades fire.

>>513493169
nothing matters dude