Thread 513489282

The fact is someone tried to assassinate Donald Trump, and they failed because Don turned his head at the exact right time to avoid the bullet. liberals can't seem to handle this, as it is proof that God himself loves Donald Trump and wanted him to become president. making fun of a very real, very close assassination attempt has to be the most immature, offensive thing someone can do to a sitting US politician. this asshole needs to sit down and shut up.

Trump is ordained by God
Jews are God's chosen people
God is evil

>>513489282 (OP)
>inb4 all the retards come and claim it was faked

As a Canadian, I prefer politicians like Gavin Newsome and Kamala Harris.

>>513489282 (OP)
>Don turned his head at the exact right time to avoid the bullet
Put your left hand finger on the right side of your head
Turn your head to the right
Your finger is now on your forehead
Fake assassination

>>513489479
a fucking leaf

>>513489627
>Put your RIGHT* hand finger on the right side of your head
kek

>>513489432
>rabbi zognald trumpstein
>background in professional wrestling
>"gets shot"
>nothing
>touches his ear
>all of a sudden it's bleeding
he bladed himself

>>513489282 (OP)
it was all kayfabe like pro wrestling pedophile trump bit a blood pack and rubbed it on his ear that's why he has no scar - the guy who died was a sacrifice to the new world order zionist who control trump

>>513489627
>>513489737
i know its hard to accept, but even the FBI confirmed a bullet sliced his ear. it was the absolute closest someone could come to get assassinated, and it didn't happen, because God loves Trump.

>>513489737
Trump doesn't have a background in professional wrestling. He did fight promotions, and did a skit one time.

Bet the guy who was right on the other side of trump that took the bullet and died was fake too. It's honestly more of a stretch to think that he faked the entire event, instead of just accepting that it was a failed attempt on his life.

CNN was there reporting, because they wanted to show the world trump's head exploding from their own cameras. And they would have never stopped showing the footage.
>This is what happens when you go against (((the system)))
Much like JFK

>>513490021
>FBI confirmed

>>513489627
>>513489737
>>513489984
Let's heat the AI cope