>If I can save 7,000 people a week from getting killed, that’s pretty good
>I want to get to heaven if possible
>I’m hearing that I’m not doing well. I hear I’m at the bottom of the totem pole
>If I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-sparks-more-health-concerns-with-surprise-heaven-declaration/

>>513496388 (OP)

kek
bruh the universe knows
hes destined for erasure
welp
he shoulda been TRULY
antiracist and antiGloabalist
antiTyranny ANTiWAR
and proReparations
for the Original Melanin Natives
of `tAmerica

>>513496781

he could
always JUST start tho..

>>513496388 (OP)
Daily reminder that religions are all fake nonsense, you'd burn the messiah for his message in real life, and youre the complete opposite of his teaching, and it was all written by people you despise and would call sand niggers, and it was done 2000 years ago before any technology existed and everyone believed in fucking GHOSTS.
But somehow Trump will still burn in hell for being such a piece of shit.

>>513496388 (OP)
I dont think pedophiles go to heaven anon. I could be wrong...

>>513497120
2000 years ago a Jewish whore lied about having sex and now they worship a Jew

>>513496388 (OP)
death is the end of the universe since you no longer exist in time, it's like sleeping for an infinity.

>>513496388 (OP)
We couldn't be so lucky if that motherfucker dropped dead. But at the same time then we'd have Vance. Who is potentially even worse. Maybe he'd be reasonable with daddy gone?

>>513496388 (OP)
Wow, it’s something like he’s an exemplar of every sin.

>>513497352
Vance would just dissect the country for Peter theil and turn everyone into slaves for Palantir. Like his motive is extremely predictable

>>513497352
He called Trump Hitler for fucks sake. He did a 180, like all the other Republicans, because Trump. If Trump dies, it all dies. No one is going to follow little chubby Vance. He will never be the cult leader that Trump is.

>>513497531
>He did a 180
This. When Trump dies, Trumpism dies

>>513497503
This. Vance is a little hatchet boy for his gay daddy/groomer Thiel, he doesn't even have enough of a presence to entertain us like Trump does everyday.

I bet they made him marry a jeet to humiliate him. I think he's legitimately homosexual.

>>513496388 (OP)
If Diddler Donnie wanted to go to heaven. He should give the poorest white family $500,000.

>>513497286
We're all reincarnating on this miserable planet with our memories wiped. That's how it has always worked. The idea of Heaven is nonsense to fool the idiots and keep them from learning the truth. Nobody's going to achieve Moksha. We're all here for the ride until someone figures out how to disable/destroy the Old Empire Soul Traps.

>>513497239
Very true.

>>513497851
Constantine converted because his mom was a convert.

>>513496388 (OP)
>Trump doesn't think he's going to heaven
he's not. Trump is literally the son of perdition, he already knows his fate.

>>513496388 (OP)
All according to Thiel's plan. Rump was more electable but Thiel just wanted to get Vance in.

>>513496388 (OP)
He's definitely going to hell. The bible is extremely clear that heaven is extremely difficult to get into and he's lived a life of extremely egregious sin.

>>513496388 (OP)
Interesting. Sounds like establishment is using acceptance into heaven as a new way to extract discretionary effort (free work) from people.

>>513496388 (OP)
>not by works, so that no one can boast
You can't be good enough to earn a spot in heaven on your own.

>>513497838
No evidence of that.

>>513496388 (OP)
He’s not going to heaven unless he assists Palestinians in their plight against the murderous regime led by Bibi.

>>513497168
You missed.

>>513496388 (OP)
trump is making fun of the jewish media crying about deportations

>>513496388 (OP)

He will go exactly same room with Epstein in Hell....and sex session between them two starts every evening clock 8 Hell's time.

>>513498768
Trumps ear was never hit.
It was all staged.

>>513497120
You said nigger. What would your buddies on r/atheism say about that?

Reminder that he's talking about Jewish heaven. According to Trump in 2019, he converted after Ivanka married Jared Kushner. It's all fake and gay anyway.

>>513496388 (OP)
My guess and this is true of most serious Christians is that we can get a better spot or more rewards the better we do on earth. Charity is the number one way to get rewards in heaven. So the baseline to entry is believing Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. He fulfilled every prophecy and his shed blood protects us from eternal death. That is the baseline.

Helping the sick the poor the children and the weak are high priority targets. Tithing is an optional but recommended strategy to gain God's blessings. Giving to the poor is one of the more important acts of charity if you can't do another service like healing the sick, etc.

>>513499969
>Nooooooo only redditors refuse to believe in my Jewish fairy tales

>>513497239

>>513500343
battymon fi dead

I am sad to infor mr drumpf that nobody is getting (or has ever gotten for that matter) into any kind of "heaven" as it doesn't exist.

>>513496388 (OP)
He’s humble bragging about being rich

>>513496781
the original natives of atlantis the aryan race i agree.

They want to Biden him real bad

>>513501580
I think you're confusing dementia and dying

jews go to sheol

>>513496388 (OP)
>make a self deprecating joke about being a cutthroat dickhead in your professional life
>libshits cum their capris whipping up some abstruse connection to the biblical end times
embarrassing

>>513497120
>this spiritually dead nigger has never seen a ghost
Can't relate.

>>513496388 (OP)
All those child rapes are wreaking havoc on Zion Don's conscience.

>>513501794
>But it's a le joke!
It's all true.
He doesn't think he's going to heaven.
He knows why and we know why

>>513496388 (OP)
He knows he fucked the world with that vaccine. He knows he's going to hell for that no matter what he does. If there's a hell, he's going there.

Maybe he shouldn't have fucked kids and dedicated his entire political career to advancing the interests of Christ-killing kikes? It also probably wasn't the best idea to visit the Ohel, to honor the Rebbe, a false messiah who jews expect to be resurrected.

>>513502744
>He doesn't think he's going to heaven.
>He knows why and we know why
and presumably he knows that hes saved

>>513503107
I doubt Trump has truly accepted Jesus into his heart.
Everything he's ever said on Christianity clearly shows that he's never read the bible or gone to Church not for an event

>>513496388 (OP)
someone wanna let him know jews dont believe in Heaven?

>>513503395
Wait, are you telling me Jesus is a Jew?

>>513503314
> the bible
an insult to even minor intelligence

>>513496388 (OP)
When did the media fully commit to lies and hoaxes? Don't make a joke - pick a year or event or era.

Never try to get into heaven. Try for purgatory. Because avoiding hell is not about being an angel. It is being sorry and wishing you would have had the strength to do better.

Man of lawlessness Donald J. Trump is definitely not going to heaven, he actively chooses not to go every day because he is Satan's son. Trump is the antichrist.

>>513498175
Too bad you're not difficult for men to get into

>>513503395
Odd seeing how they put and inordinate amount of time into deceiving god

>>513496388 (OP)
Feels like a moment of genuine humility for Trump. It's nice to be reminded that he's still human in the truest sense. Nothing more to add to this.

>>513496388 (OP)
Well I'm not religious but if Drumpf thinks he has to end war to go to heaven then I guess religion is kind of working.

>God bless the Middle East, God bless Israel, and God bless America.
Aren't you forgetting someone?

>>513496388 (OP)
He doesn't actually give a shit. He wants the Nobel Peace Prize because it pisses him off that Obama has one and he doesn't.

>>513496388 (OP)
OH MY GOD IS THAT MY ENEMY WHO HAS SPENT THEIR ENTIRE LIFE TRYING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING I VALUE AND BELIEVE IN??? OH FUUUUCCCCKK I BETTER LET THEM TELL ME WHAT THINGS ARE IMMEDIATELY!!! SOMEONE SPENT TIME WRITING WORDS SO IT MUST BE THE IMMUTABLE TRUTH!!!!

>>513507882
Yeah how dare he (checks notes) stop a war that's been raging for years? What an asshole.

>>513508128
Trump cares about nothing but his own ego. He hates Obama for whatever reason (being an uppity black) and it pisses him off that Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize so he's willing to just bend over, let Putin fuck him in the ass to get the war ended so he can go "SEE, I BROUGHT PEACE AND MUCH BETTER THAN BARACK OBAMA" and then he'll have a fucking tantrum when he's denied what he wants.

to the looney bin.

>>513496388 (OP)
>I’m hearing that I’m not doing well. I hear I’m at the bottom of the totem pole

>>513496388 (OP)
He killed millions and tortured and poisoned billions with operation warp speed. He needs to tell the truth and ask for forgiveness. It’s too late to help anyone but it will save his soul

>>513508409
He's bringing peace and you argue about ego and partisan politics. You should feel shame for this. Being a libtard, you do not. Because you believe in nothing but power dynamics like the good little Marxist you are.

>>513502836
This. He needs to come out and say it

>>513509040
Ahem. So. He did what any president would have done in response but never made the vax mandetory. That was your god Biden. Remember when he wanted to close all flights from China but your god democrats rose a stink, called him xenophobic, and suggested people go hug a Chinese person? Remember when Biden made every federal employee get the vax or was fired? Remember when the leftist media and the Biden admin pressured all private corps to also make it mandetory and shamed anyone that wouldn't get it? I remember. Tens of millions do. I'm sure all of those crippled by the Biden mandate do, too. That wasn't Trump, that was Biden and the Fauci Ouchie. You are not good at this. First day shilling?

>>513509057
He's not briging peace though. Because once Russia gets their way with Ukraine they'll go after more Ukranian territory and other former Soviet satellites, places like Finland, etc.

>>513497788
>I think he's legitimately homosexual.
they're all homosexual, and the fact that this isn't widely known speaks to our ignorance
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8IY3AAvGIj4

>>513509407
I don't care. The Ukraine is Russia, you historical illiterate. That also has nothing to do with us anyway but the rest of the world is so fucking weak we had to step in. Why, you want the war to continue, kike?

>>513497239
Mary, mother of Jesus is a Pious Saint. Some Christians even believe she is the only other human (besides Jesus) who is without sin.

>>513496388 (OP)
When Satan gets old he gets religious

Sounds to me like Trump has been doing some bad things in life and now at the end he is looking for salvation ... As kings have done for all eternity.

The point is to live like a person who does not feel this way at the end of his/her life ... But no king ever understood that somehow .. Maybe its because you dont get to be king if you are such a person.

Sad humanity

>>513496388 (OP)

Humble. God-fearing. A true leader.

>>513496388 (OP)
If Trump said he was going to Heaven mad faggots would be screeching "there is no heaven, but if there was Trump would be going to hell".

>>513496388 (OP)
>Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.
>t. matthew 19:24

>>513498675
Nothingness cannot coexist in a system of "somethingness" which we already have
Think about that.

>>513496781
i've been reading about the JFK assassination and how the CIA marked JFK to get killed because he was moving away from eternal war/cold war, and it's got me thinking that if trump really does start to move towards brokering peace with russia and china he'll get merked so that JD Vance who is Peter Thiel's sockpuppet can get installed and lead us to the planned WW3 forever war

maybe that was the plan all along. just use trump as scapegoat and then sacrifice him to justify war and install the militarized police state

>believing works can save you
Ngmi

>>513499717
meds

>>513511295
Fire quote.
He's cooked

>>513496781
>antiracist
Race is a fundamental biological reality

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/6824-race-is-a-better-crime-predictor-than-poverty

https://randomcriticalanalysis.com/2015/11/16/racial-differences-in-homicide-rates-are-poorly-explained-by-economics

>>513511955
>55
checkled

>>513496388 (OP)
>I want to get to heaven if possible
>I’m hearing that I’m not doing well. I hear I’m at the bottom of the totem pole
Probably shouldnt have had buttsex with all those children
Release the epstein files

>>513496388 (OP)
Sorry Donnyboy but child rapists and their enablers burn in Hell for multiple eternities

>>513496388 (OP)
>>513496388 (OP)
That orange Jew cock gobbler isn't going to heaven he sold his soul to be rich and famous. He lived a life of luxury and prestige while the rest of us suffered. Every asshole wants to go to heaven when they finally reach the end of the road but not everyone deserves it.

Press S to spit. At least scumbags here on earth will praise his legacy while he rots in Hell like every other celebrity/politician/rich person(until Christ comes back.) He can look forward to that as the flames of Hell consume him.

https://youtu.be/uZn1p7aZ-vc

>>513497120
>>513500343
Convert to Dual Seedline Christian Identity.

>>513511813
Belief saves you. Works can just add on to your heavenly reward. Usually it's faith and good works that both save you. You must do both to be saved.

>>513496388 (OP)

I don't know which heaven he's trying to get into, but maybe he should try not funding genocide

>>513515117
The Bible is full of genocide. You should read it sometime instead of sounding retarded.

>>513515294
Nigga named prince evropa lmfao

>>513515294
the bible is also full of sin. I guess Sin is good now and context is meaningless.

btw you're a retarded faggot

>>513496781
Only fighting the jew is important

>>513496388 (OP)
It's faith based first. If Jesus is your foundation your works will reflect that. Works without that foundation don't last.
If Trump were truly repenting he wouldn't protect pedos.

>>513496388 (OP)
I wonder if God gave him a wakeup call based on how many red state Christians pray for him.

>>513513400
Two same numbers!
In the darkness of the far future, only the nice will survive

>>513509595
Da comrade Fagkoff

>>513496781
based reparationist

>>513497168
based god will absolve him of his sins.

>>513509334

You ever realize they were playing for the same team? Trump needed to loose so that Biden could get in that's why Trump walked out of office without a fight and why he's back in 2024. It's literally one big club and you're watching it still believing the WWF is real. Dude, wake up.

Well if he wants to get to heaven start by exposing the Epstein files and the Freemasons and the synagogue of Satan. He’s got every chance in the world to rectify things.

>>513496388 (OP)
He thinks saving subhuman russians will get him into heaven?
Does he not understand how damned he is truly?

>>513497503
Never Vance. The solution is there isn't one. Maybe Thomas Massie rises up. It's not going to be fun but it is going to be lit.

>>513497622
thats an interesting talking point, what if trump dies? What happens to this rightwing wave? Are we going back to status quo neocons? Far-left?

>>513497851
Man, the left really can't meme.

>>513499717
Kek. Interesting webm

>>513516148
indeed. nice is, well, nice!

>>513519681
>What happens to this rightwing wave?
The level headed prevail. Some will become highly suggestible. Others won't.

>>513518068
he could have shut down the gaza genocide on day one too.