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Anonymous (ID: hetinKHr) Finland No.513516865 >>513516926 >>513516948 >>513516977 >>513516981 >>513517109 >>513517185 >>513517407 >>513517431 >>513517832 >>513518575 >>513518966 >>513519008 >>513519011 >>513519295 >>513519495 >>513519881 >>513519960 >>513520321 >>513520474 >>513520762 >>513521126 >>513521266 >>513522255
"zombie" squirrels are becoming more common
they are called zombies because they look like zombies, they however try to behave as normal as they are able to, but they are in great pain

https://tekniikanmaailma.fi/zombioravat-yleistyvat-kuvat-ei-herkimmille/

>zombies started appearing in 2023 and they are now being reported in the media because they are a bit too common

>it is happening in USA

researchers call it squirrelpox, the phenomenon is new

it is spreading from one squirrel to another by touch

it doesnt usually seem to be lethal and most squirrels survive but they are sick for 2 weeks

>in Michigan the amount of squirrels seem to be same as always altough most squirrels went through a pox phase in last 2 years, they survived it

it is thought they get lifetime immune after suffering through it once
Anonymous (ID: ZVHGZQAR) United States No.513516926 >>513517026 >>513517247 >>513518475 >>513519995 >>513520835
>>513516865 (OP)
Not political
Anonymous (ID: xipQyp9O) United States No.513516948
>>513516865 (OP)
Rip squirrel :(
Anonymous (ID: mJM0YfkH) United States No.513516977
>>513516865 (OP)
>We must steel ourselves against what must come.
Anonymous (ID: CaUBjt3T) United States No.513516981 >>513517611 >>513519499
>>513516865 (OP)
What the fuck is wrong with these little niggas?
Anonymous (ID: hetinKHr) Finland No.513517026
>>513516926
and corona, was it "not political" as well?
Anonymous (ID: HF/UlwNN) Brazil No.513517109
>>513516865 (OP)
> It is thought they get lifetime immune after suffering through it once
It builds character
Anonymous (ID: RCzmrINC) United States No.513517170
>*animal*pox
yawn, rerun
WAITER, NEXT PSYOP PLEASE
Anonymous (ID: AVFWT0cI) Australia No.513517185
>>513516865 (OP)
Russian krokodil drops I rekn
Anonymous (ID: gitYFo9H) Canada No.513517247 >>513520921
>>513516926
This zombie is trying to stop us from talking about it
Anonymous (ID: QgtCpAOM) United States No.513517345 >>513519769
>red squirrels engineer a virus to kill grey squirrel chads
>we overcome it and gain lifetime immunity
red squirrel replacement is basically guaranteed
Anonymous (ID: 8s5SycTm) United States No.513517407 >>513517483
>>513516865 (OP)
It's just monkey pox
Anonymous (ID: xQuumnkp) United States No.513517431 >>513517564
>>513516865 (OP)
So gays are fucking squirrels and giving them monkey pox now?
Anonymous (ID: hetinKHr) Finland No.513517483
>>513517407
well both appeared around the same time..
Anonymous (ID: mDJl8cP2) United States No.513517564
>>513517431
And here Lemmiwinks thought he had it bad the frist go-round.
Anonymous (ID: aWbm61Iu) Panama No.513517611
>>513516981
>What the fuck is wrong with these little niggas?
They are nuts
Anonymous (ID: OiFpjr0s) United States No.513517706
Tumor weeks
Anonymous (ID: bt/1eKfd) Canada No.513517832 >>513518323
>>513516865 (OP)
Great now some bio medical lab is going to isolate the squirrel zombie virus and study it in some lab. The military will learn about it and try to turn it into a bioweapon. Then, during transit to area 51, the sample gets loose and starts a zombie outbreak.
Anonymous (ID: JIXaZpYS) Australia No.513518323
>>513517832
This is literally the storyline for Project Zomboid.
Anonymous (ID: FjNxpwCj) United States No.513518475
>>513516926
Chink bioweapon to kill joy in the American outdoors. Everyone loves squirrels, but now they’re zombies spreading a pox
Anonymous (ID: EcjoLaXW) United States No.513518575
>>513516865 (OP)
I'm not sure how, but I bet faggots are responsible for this
Anonymous (ID: q5dCmnRQ) United States No.513518955
SOME FAGGOT SHOVED A SQUIRREL UP HIS ASS AND NOW WE HAVE THIS. FUCKING GREAT.
Anonymous (ID: ysOXZOW8) United States No.513518966 >>513519125
>>513516865 (OP)
Vaxx status?
Anonymous (ID: pvichnVv) United States No.513518999
>squirrelpox
Anonymous (ID: wPEX3gUg) United States No.513519008
>>513516865 (OP)
Huh, weird that all of the historical biowarfare agents keep mysteriously now showing up again as weird unknown diseases.

Tick borne diseases, mosquito borne diseases, foot and mouth disease, smallpox, COVID / SARS.
Anonymous (ID: f8lmqrq9) United States No.513519011
>>513516865 (OP)
This seems like it might be a problem for someone who goes outside.
Anonymous (ID: fuTOx46/) United States No.513519125
>>513518966
Fully updated and boosted. CDC card's in the nest.
Anonymous (ID: JkvAQl01) Costa Rica No.513519295 >>513519457
>>513516865 (OP)
>suddenly eldritch bunnies
>suddenly zombie squirrels
Anonymous (ID: hetinKHr) Finland No.513519457
>>513519295
both started in 2023
Anonymous (ID: 2d+EyPfE) No.513519495
>>513516865 (OP)
the squirrels got vaxxed too?
Anonymous (ID: OlwZqmBs) Australia No.513519499
>>513516981
5g
Anonymous (ID: EFWkvZn2) United States No.513519743
What's all this racket? I was taking a nap.
Anonymous (ID: asNAHS/3) United States No.513519769 >>513523629
>>513517345
Anonymous (ID: rsIEFJRX) United States No.513519881
>>513516865 (OP)
>squirrelpox
faggots are sticking them up their asses aren't they?
Anonymous (ID: HTxU1i1e) Brazil No.513519960
>>513516865 (OP)
Are your sure they aren't just transitioning and trying to look like female squirrels?
Anonymous (ID: gY8QL3gw) Australia No.513519995
>>513516926
Back to r*ddit and twink porn you turbohomo. /pol/ is politics, news and current events. Lurk more.
Anonymous (ID: Te1OjClG) Australia No.513520104
Who could possibly be giving monkeypox to squirrels
Anonymous (ID: 0LGNZxCj) United States No.513520321
>>513516865 (OP)
New Jew bioweapon
Anonymous (ID: mLOAb2TQ) No.513520474
>>513516865 (OP)
Looks like the symptoms of prions disease found in deer
Anonymous (ID: hC3EUFHL) United States No.513520482
what do you expect when people and companies just dump out their fucking extremely toxic forever chemical waste on the streets and sewers and rivers, i was literally walking at like 2 am a few days ago and i saw a small business owner truck drive by just dumping shit from a giant tanker on its back right onto the street, i think he even had a remote control valve to open it to
Anonymous (ID: 9CgMd0EM) United States No.513520762
>>513516865 (OP)
God is so pissed
Anonymous (ID: 9pVrL0Kp) United States No.513520835
>>513516926
the fuck it isn't
post hand
Anonymous (ID: mWGdP0Km) United States No.513520921
>>513517247
he has the mind virus. its spread to human hosts.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibz-gPkTMDM
Anonymous (ID: UMj02W2g) United States No.513521126
>>513516865 (OP)
THATS NUTS NIGGA
Anonymous (ID: ljFSwaCw) Lithuania No.513521266
>>513516865 (OP)
>squirrelpox
So a fag fucked a squirrel, great
Anonymous (ID: YAIkwSMS) United Kingdom No.513521721
resident squevil
Anonymous (ID: vyhU9sPl) United States No.513522255
>>513516865 (OP)
This disease is probably man-made, more glowniggers and arch-demon philanthropists unleashing horrors upon humanity because we live in hell.
Anonymous (ID: ZCcKQpDV) United States No.513523629
>>513519769
The damned thing was making the soiface