How do I as a 40 year old man become a cute blonde loli?

>>513522886 (OP)
Kill yourself and try again.

>>513522886 (OP)

>>513522886 (OP)
Why do so many 30+ year olds in this place act so disturbed or childish?

Have you tried running in front of a truck on the highway?

>>513522886 (OP)
> How do I

>>513522933
you don't even notice the people who aren't and don't

>>513522886 (OP)
there is no way to become or do this

>>513522886 (OP)
Simply play your part in this world and accept it won't happen here and now. Hopefully whoever runs this place will reward you with a life that will make you happy in the next. That's what I do

>>513522886 (OP)
Make a pact with anime Jesus, kill yourself, and get reincarnated. Or you can do like your isekais and die in some very pathetic manner so that the anime gods take pity on you and make you into an anime wizard or farmer or vending machine in the next life. I bet you're already on the road for a pathetic death, so maybe go that route, faggot.

>>513522986
That's reassuring…

based on the anime, you need to reject god and jump in front of a train

>>513522955
I can't do that since I have a wife and a kid to take care of

Yoo, I can help you with that ped-estrian.
Lets meet up at your closest train station. :)

Reroll or wait for the VR matrix to come out and basically let you look and act however you want. Even the twinkiest passing femboy won't look like a loli, nevermind at your age.

>>513523123
>take care of
isekai family vacation

>>513523123
Do you have a daughter, how old is she? I can take care of her for you

>>513523123
If you bring balance (karma) you will be rewarded by reincarnating as a loli.
If you become Buddha when in loli form your spirit will take the form of that loli in the afterlife.

>>513523123
If i found out my dad was a closeted faggot who wants to be a cute blonde loli, it would devastate me. You're doing your family more harm by being around.
Either knock it the fuck off and be a good father, or leave

>>513523217
it's a glownigger bro, relax

>>513522955
Rolling for Truck-Kun to turn OP into a quadriplegic
May his Puerto-Rican CNA make a woman out of him, but he can't feel anything below his waist

>>513523247

If white men are autistic girls then it probably means that Native Americans are autistic women.

>>513523208
I have a son, he's 11
>>513523217
Worst of all, I have a pretty dimorphic build so literally no one would think I had these thoughts every day

>>513522933
Jose, have a look around: Every single modern car has an angry or cute face drawn on its front. People are kidults. And now with AI telling you exactly what to do all day, it will only get worse.

>>513522886 (OP)
To answer OP: Become a hairy fat ugly slav caveman instead. It's WAY more fun.

>>513523655
Well Fyodor, you may have a point. But I am not going to accept it

>>513523217
Imagine thinking people only live one lifetime

Chances are every soul you think you know at some point has lived a life not congruent with their current role in yours

You father could have been a little girl. You mother a lumber jack. Your grandmother an infantryman.

>>513523627
Man that's rough. What about the wife? Would you still be with her if you become a 4' 5" Loli?

>>513522886 (OP)
You don't.

>>513523795
I would but I doubt she would

>>513522886 (OP)
By killing yourself, planting crops over your body, having an actual cute blonde loli eat the crops

>>513522886 (OP)
why do you want to become a cute blonde loli

>>513523871
Does she have a job? Maybe she'd rather stay than starve. Did you see that dude that used to work for Mr Beast? He ended up being a pedo doe.

>>513522933
You'd be surprised how demented the average person you pass on the street is behind closed doors

>>513523759
We have some Fyodors here, they escaped from Ukraine, but they don't go out in public much, their women do all the shopping.

>>513523627
> have a pretty dimorphic build
I look forward to seeing OP's hairy ass dancing in a tutu dress, his daughter crying and cutting herself in the back.
Anyways, I would find it quite satisfying to have whiskers, or a cat tail. But I don't pretend to be a cat (mostly, but I do meow loudly when the neighbors have guests in their garden). So get over it meow.

>>513524015
>Does she have a job? Maybe she'd rather stay than starve.
She does but it pays much less than mine and I also have the privilege to work from home(which I am doing right now)
>Did you see that dude that used to work for Mr Beast? He ended up being a pedo doe.
I'm not attracted to children or lolis sexually, I just want to be a loli

>>513522886 (OP)
>How do I as a 40 year old man become a cute blonde loli?
Reincarnation happens. Kill yourself. Keep killing yourself until you get the player character you want.

>>513524266
I mean his situation is similar. He ended up wrecking his marriage and lost his job I think. Rough stuff

>>513524390
Yes but unlike him I don't interact with children online while sending them explicit material

>>513522886 (OP)
wait for AI to develop the biotechnology capable of allowing you to change your appearance.

>>513522886 (OP)
I just recently discovered the disturbing world of VR chat from trolling videos on jewtube. It seems like there are lots of weird degenerates like you that larp as lolis they use voice changers and everything. I figure that could work for you but word of warning they all seem like the most insane lunatics around they make /r9k/ look well adjusted

>>513525124
Funnily enough I did play VR chat 7-8 years ago, though it was a lot more normal than today

>>513525282
> I did play VR chat
That makes a lot of sense why you are like this then. I think anyone that has played that should be gassed I’ve never seen a group of more insane “people”

>>513522886 (OP)
based. I too wanna be le fascist ducky

>>513523995
Who doesn't want to be a cute loli?

Men have been coping with repressed faggotry through human history, all without feeling the urge to chemically castrate themselves or believing that doing so will turn them into a anime girl.

What do you think it's more likely, that something has fundamentally shifted in human nature within the last decade or that you're falling for some retarded propaganda/trend?

Get off social media, faggot. And find a healthier way to cope.

>>513526627
without superpowers a loli is nothing more than a receptacle for male lust. also it's funny that op used tanya as an example, since everyone's favorite psychopathic japanese human resources manager was not happy at all about being isekaied into a girl's body, not that he didn't make full use of it for politicking

>>513527350
are guns a superpower?

>>513522886 (OP)
How...?
>become Hindu
>KYS (because Hindu as well as unsatisfied Troon)
>reincarnate
>if not a Loli, just return to step1
Simpler and less shitstink than getting axe-wound bottom surgery.

>>513523294
I can hear it in my head.

>>513522886 (OP)
kill yourself, you will isekai'd into one

>>513522886 (OP)

>>513522886 (OP)
ZA DOM

>>513527649
No but looking cute in a frilly dress sure is