Thread 513527839

Apparently if you chew on baby foreskin after you cut it off on 8th day after birth it gives you good luck so your next baby is also a male! I had no idea, such a rich culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBBc0J_Uc4I

post more jewish traditions and customs that people might find novel and interesting.

>>513527839 (OP)
i was about to ask chatgpt
i love feeding it crazy jewish schizo things anons bring up, this time it just auto locked me out kek, i didn't even get to type
sam altman's chatbot has ptsd

>>513528149
My chatgpt is openly antisemitic. After a certain point it stops arguing and just agrees that jews are fundamentally evil for infant circumcision alone lmao. Facts and logic are on the side of truth, AI has no choice but to accept it.

>>513528340
i just queried gemini on this, and it just went into pilpul mode and semantic word games
im not logged in, i never do

dont use grok at all btw, just let that thing and jeetlon die off
all he does is steal

>>513528456
I just saw a room fool of jews talking to stand up comedian all saying, yeah that is a thing, also flower thing at weddings that we toss and women catch, thats actually from jews also, but it was foreskin that rabbi would throw and women would fight for it.

metzitsah b'peh alone makes me hate jewish traditions

>>513530089
these are some kind of noddles, right?

>>513530150
Foreskin Soup.. straight from the synagogue to the hungry people of israel.

>>513530150
>>513530187
Kosher as fuck.

>>513527839 (OP)
Cool book
What Toaff Documents in Passovers of Blood

1. Powdered Foreskin or Blood as a Healing Ritual

Toaff cites medieval Ashkenazi customs involving the ceremonial mixing of a child’s foreskin blood with wine. In that version, the mohel, along with the child and mother, might taste it, accompanied by a prophetic blessing such as “Thanks to your blood, you live!” Additionally, any remaining mixture could be poured beneath the synagogue’s Ark—believed to ward off harm to the community. This practice was still noted in places like Worms into the 17th century .

2. Magical and Exorcistic Symbolism

Toaff frames this as more than just medical tradition—it rooted circumcision in a cosmic and protective ritual. The blood (and foreskin) symbolized a metaphoric bond with divine protection, exorcising threats both worldly and spiritual .

3. Empirical Tradition Beyond King’s Law

These practices appear in kabbalistic handbooks and compendia of magical remedies—known as segullot—preserved within Ashkenazi tradition. Medical texts from the German-Jewish milieu even recommended powdered dried blood to staunch wounds—not just circumcision, but also nasal bleeding .

>>513530187
>>513530251
It honestly made me recoil in disgust.

>>513530604
It's funny how many versions of this meme there is.. heh.

>>513530710
saved
and hopefully more to come, the noticing keeps bringing more talent

>>513531529
Did you hear about the 'JEWISH TOP CYBER-SECURITY' that got caught in vegas some days ago with a child, he got put on a $10.000 bail order and got sent off to israel after to never face persecution.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Alexandrovich

>How was an "alleged" Israeli ‘child sex predator’ allowed to leave the US?
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/8/19/how-was-an-alleged-israeli-child-sex-predator-allowed-to-leave-the-us
>"No special treatment given to Israeli official" accused of Nevada sex crime, prosecutor tells newspaper
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/no-special-treatment-given-israeli-official-accused-nevada-sex-crime-prosecutor-2025-08-20/
Let's see how all this goes.

>>513532120
Yes, and only a slap on the wrist (on leave) when he went back to Israel.
>The Cyber Directorate said the official reported that he was detained while in the US for matters “unrelated to work,” and that it was agreed he would be placed on leave until the matter was clarified.
>The directorate added that it “had not yet received official details from US authorities,” and that “if and when such details are received, the directorate will act accordingly.”
>Times of Israel
Not a good time for “Israeli exceptionalism” in Western legal systems, it's only adding up to the Epstein case and the bad PR image relating Palestine.
Fingers crossed.

>>513532120
>"No special treatment given to Israeli official"
So the other people who got nabbed all received a mere 10k bail? Someone familiar with looking up legal documents should look into what happened to the others and make a chart to highlight the special treatment this kike almost certainly received.

>>513533071
>it's only adding up to the Epstein case and the bad PR image
Bingo.
>So the other people who got nabbed all received a mere 10k bail?
Its funny how the justice system works depending on who and what ethnicity you have, ain't it?.. anyone who is a willing participant in this, should be hung from the highest place as an example.

>>513533376
>anyone who is a willing participant in this, should be hung from the highest place as an example.
By who? Americans? Lol

>>513527839 (OP)
To me one of the funniest one is the Chair of Elijah.

The Chair of Elijah (Heb. כִּסֵּא שֶׁל אֵלִיָּהוּ, kisse shel Eliyyahu) is a special chair placed at the right of the sandak (godfather) at the circumcision ceremony and left unoccupied. The chair is symbolically meant for Elijah the prophet, called "The Angel of Covenant" (Mal. 3:1; covenant = berit = circumcision). It is usually richly carved and ornamented with embroideries. The Shulhan Arukh (YD 265:11) prescribes the reservation of a special chair or seat for Elijah, and the mohel (circumciser) refers to it in the opening prayer preceding the circumcision: "This is the chair of Elijah, blessed be his memory." The chair is also mentioned in the special piyyut for circumcision when the rite is performed on a Sabbath. Midrashic literature links the custom to Elijah's plaint to God that "the children of Israel have forsaken Thy covenant" (I Kings 19:10, 14). According to the homiletic interpretations of this verse, Elijah had complained that the Jewish people had disregarded the commandment of circumcision and God is said to have replied: "Because of excessive zeal for Me you have brought charges against Israel that they have forsaken My covenant; therefore you shall have to be present at every circumcision ceremony"

https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/elijah-chair-of
https://www.usamohel.com/significance-of-elijahs


Yes, according to jews there is a always a ghost checking that they cut the penis of the baby and they put a special chair for this ghost.

>>513533439
Thats the question.. i'd say by those who see and have had enough. Ask yourself have many childrens lives have been taken just in 5 years.. from 2020.

>>513533476
I can't even get a visa for USA, let alone me flying there and going to mr goldsteins walled Manor, meanwhile Americans are their neighbours and have ton of guns, but they won't do shit, ever.

>>513533598
Gog/Magog brother, the devil is in control for awhile.. but only for awhile. The stories and scriptures in the bible isn't to be ignored, every correlates in the end.

>>513533727
>The stories and scriptures in the bible isn't to be ignored, every correlates in the end.
Yeah, written by Jews and now theatrically forced due to numerology dating deadlines. I don't trust Jews views on end of world while the Jews are in control and also pushing same story. I don't want to he a jew puppet who fell for their tricks. Its obvious, like Trump fake assassination is apocalypse when beast aka antichrist was hit in head but rose again and made world peace and is great Liar, fucking obvious kikery.

>>513533461
>Yes, according to jews there is a always a ghost checking that they cut the penis of the baby and they put a special chair for this ghost.
Sounds like demon and blood sacrifice

>>513533916
Tell me, do you trust the things you see around you.. the eyes, ears and consciousness that was given by our creator God.. do you indulge in sin and let it take you to hell, or do you act in sin or reject it. These are the questions you should be asking yourself. You are worth saving, but only if you believe you are worth saving.

>>513527839 (OP)
note how they're subtle cannibals who view the rest of humanity as being animals.

>>513530150
its tortellini stuffed with minced foreskins

>>513534163
I don't want Jews telling me what God is. Jew God is asshole who ordered 8 day old babies to be mutilated in a blood ritual so no thank you. Miss me with all of that jew shit including the apocalypse