Thread 513534970

Disconnected from the force and broken, Luke Skywalker threatens to leave the country, but moving at his age is difficult and he likes his living room the way it is. If only his sister would kiss him again.

>>513534970 (OP)
I think you are just mad at him because he can bullseye womp rats from a T-16 and you can´t even hit the toilet when you piss with your 2-incher.

>>513535310
He was a legend in his youth I must admit. And I'll have you know that I sit down to piss , and I don't make a mess anymore.

>>513535573
someday I want to create the worst thread on the board
what's ur secret

>>513535573
He looked like a quare.

>>513534970 (OP)
His wife talked him out of it. The absolute sniveling coward.
What a fall from grace.

>>513535799
The force flows through me.

>>513535799
Why is that jew bitch sucking that nigger's finger?
Is that her dealer?

>>513534970 (OP)
Idk how star wars fans like this faggot and think he's the second coming of Christ,Anakin/Darth Vader had much better story.

>>513534970 (OP)
Who cares about this drug addict freak that smokes cigarettes buts from the ground

This is why social media is a mistake. Everyone is having their moment-to-moment emotional outbursts saved online forever when it should just be said in anger and then you calm down and think clearly.

Remember the days when we could just enjoy the OG trilogy and have a love-hate relationship with the Prequel Trilogy?

>>513535967
It's pretty hilarious.
>>513536017
It's her daddy.

>>513534970 (OP)
What a total and complete Faggot.

>>513536257
Original trilogy and rogue one are the good ones.

>>513536257
We used to have an internet. A real internet. I can still remember the system of tubes.

>>513534970 (OP)
>nearly fled
buuuuut didnt because of you know, all that sweet money and freedom and shit.

>>513535310
He never even finished Jedi school.

>>513534970 (OP)
>nearly

>>513536531
>Rogue one good?
The fuck?unless you like the Darth Vader scenes the rest of the movie is hot steaming pile shit the only star wars movie I nearly threw my remote at the tv & i never even watched the sequal trilogy yet and I don't plan to.

>>513536337
Alderaan still exists at this point because Tarkin hasn't demonstrated the power of the Death Star to her yet.

>>513534970 (OP)
Those people only care about money. Fuck em. They're traitors.

>>513536985
I like that all of the characters get killed in the end and I never have to see them again. And I like Darth Vader. It's a pluckie little adventure that ends in abrupt a searing death. Some of it was bad, but most of the starswars movies after the trilogy could have 40 minutes edited out of them for the better.

This idiot hasn't been relevant in 40 years and star wars fucking sucks!!!

>>513536140
>He doesn't pick cigarette butts of the ground and start smoking them
You will never be a Jedi master!

>>513534970 (OP)
Why are libs the first to defect when things don’t go their way? Oh right they hate america, that’s why they never wave the flag unless it’s a gay rainbow or this Star Wars shit

>Hamill has described his father as a staunch Roman Catholic, and "Nixon Republican".[6] Hamill has stated that he had a troubled relationship with his father who could not understand his childhood obsession with movies and comic books, seeing them as frivolous things that he should outgrow.[7]
oh wow so his Trump hate is just a 70 year old family dynamically projecting, that's awesome
>Hamill is an outspoken advocate of the Democratic Party and has supported its candidates. In 2005, Hamill stated that "it gives me a cold shiver down my spine" to have Luke Skywalker be compared to George W. Bush.[153
>In October 2023, Hamill, along with over 700 other Hollywood professionals, signed an open letter condemning the Palestinian militant group Hamas, demanding the release of hostages held in the Gaza Strip, and expressing support for Israel in the Gaza war.[163]
endless tantrum from a has-been
should've squatted 305 and benched 2plates

>>513534970 (OP)
Luke was always a faggot that never finished his jedi training

>>513537794
>HATE YOURSELF FOR BEING WHITE
>BUT SUPPORT THE GENOCIDAL TERROR REGIME OF ISRAE
lol, no. Hamill is such a disgusting kike worm and it's 100% guarantee he fucks kids.

>>513538050
oh he's kompramat for sure, hollywood got compromised by mossad types. What do people think Epstein was doing? it's blackmail, and then they wield your voice

>>513536531
Please tell me they didn't do a zatoichi rip off in one of those

>>513534970 (OP)
Thank you celebrity for telling me what to think

>>513534970 (OP)
>celebrity nonsense
>boomers talking about some gay movie from half a century ago
This place is just Facebook now, lmao

>>513538255
That's exactly what they did. Blind force sensitive martial artist, but not a Jedi.

May the förp be with you chudsy

>>513534970 (OP)
To: Luke Skywalker
From: The Empire
Subject: A Final Warning
Dear Luke,
Exile yourself from the galaxy or the Empire will strike back.

Warm regards,
Darth Vader
Sith Lord
The Empire

>>513538397
Rogue one: A tropical Imperial outpost is raided by a jihadist group led by a rebel spy and the daughter of an Imperial engineer who designed a flag into the superweapon he was instrumental in creating.

Oh SPOILER: They all die. But the good guys win because they got the Epstein files. FML.

>>513534970 (OP)
Well, his father was a whiny know it all.

>>513534970 (OP)
He was the only one Carrie Fisher wouldn't fuck. This is all you need to know about him.

>>513539933
Even the midget inside the r2d2?

>>513539994
No shit there is film of her and all the ewok midgets nude in a hot tub. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

This station is now the ultímate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.

Do not be too proud of the technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.

What do you respond with so you don’t sound like a bitch but also don’t get force choked?

>>513541320
>What do you respond with so you don’t sound like a bitch but also don’t get force choked?

Destroy a planet with the force nigger.

>celebrity threatens to leave if Trump wins
>Trump wins
>celebrity doesn't leave
Get lost or shut the fuck up, your threat didn't work.

>>513534970 (OP)
Imagine having nothing noteworthy in your life since 1977.
Mark should kill himself.

>>513537711
Kek

>>513542517
I mean I think the guy is a mouth-breathing retard but his Joker on BTAS is pretty much GOATed. Sometimes you have to separate the art from the artist.

>>513538397
Bastards. I mean it looks just like him. I wouldn't mind a sort of subtle shout out, but not in a dog shit movie