Thread 513539613

>>513539613 (OP)
tyb
this guy is super duper tarded

>>513539613 (OP)
Hello frens, how are you doing today?
>Today's docket

>>513539613 (OP)
TYB Your the host with the most
It's showtime!

>>513539613 (OP)
tyb
>>513539722
I am listening to the hearing while i paint this room in my house, how are you algerianon?

>>513540017
I'm doing great, just chilling and watching parole the frens.

i need some breakfast

>Appointed counsel
>Handcuffed

>Ms. Glass
More like Ms. Wood

TYB morning anons

TYB

Have I missed anything?

It's been a while since I caught one of these live. Progrums status?

Fuck you Chuckle fuck

Hot mic!

>>513540515
The first guy had his parole revoked, it was pretty brief.

>>513540560
Not many referrals lately. Too many antisocial criminals.

Man, dude got revoked, left in the room, stuck in some cuffs. That sucks, dude is in all kinds of inner turmoil (as much as that retard can). We get to watch him sit and stew.

>>513540483
Morning Bonganon, guess it’s afternoon there. Hope you guys miss the reminiscence of the hurricane heading your way.

>>513540515
I just watched the first hearing, I missed it too, the negro was on parole in Mississippi AND Lousiana, so he left Mississippi to go to Louisiana to "not get revoked in Louisiana" and he obviously was charged with absconding in both states.

>>513540898
Thanks anon and yes, the parole starts around 3pm here.

>>513540740
>>513540986
Okay, sounds like it wasn't a must see. Thanks, frens.

>>513539613 (OP)
Good evening fine gentlemen, many apologies again for my lack of attendance of late. It is inexcusable.
How are the niggers niggering?

>a potential revokee who didnt plead guily to a lessa chawge
legit surprised

>>513541055
Girlfriend surprised me with Rolling Stone tickets for my birthday in 1972. Mick Taylor tore that shit up. If you know you know. Lots of hero’s from bongland.

>>513541345
Hello downunder anon, how come you didn't fall to outer space yet? It's been boring so far, nothing of note has happened. Today's cases are mostly women, so it might be a boring day with not much happening.

>>513541569
Get out of here you old fuck. Jesus. I feel old because I've been posting on here for 20 years. You are old.

>i dindu nuffin
lol

>>513541345
Morning or evening Aussbro. Chimpping never ends.

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>>513541594
My ground harness was just serviced
>>513541801
Excellent, I'm strapped in!

good morning gentlemen

>>513541704
>You are old
kek no shit.
Been on 4chan since 2005-6

>>513541839
https://law.justia.com/cases/louisiana/third-circuit-court-of-appeal/2017/ka-17-0220.html
Case details

>>513541935
Same here. What I would give to go back to 2006.
>19 years on this godforsaken site
But you know what? I'd do it all again.

>>513541935
>also came here in early 2005
>heard about it from the SA forums and some other people in my programming class
>/b/ was never good

>>513541234
That case was funny. The Board was getting pissed about her avatar. Took her forever to turn it off, too.

>>513541935
I have been here since 2008/2009, but I was 15 at the time, and I didn't speak much English, I used to hang in French speaking circles, so I didn't become a regular poster until 2011.

>>513542019
If only mom hadn't come home early, he might have gotten away with it.

Agg incest we got a live one!

>>513542021
Yeah me too. Daughter was showing me a website she discovered called ‘StumbleUpon’. Just people publishing weird and funny pics. Saw one in particular that hit my dark humor button. It was from /b/ of 4chan. I’m now here forever.

>Hearing didn't even start
>He already made it about himself
At least he didn't seem retarded.

>>513542031
lol /b/ was wild back in the day.

>>513542402
these guys need a parole coach

>>513542306
>StumbleUpon
Holy shit I haven't thought about that site in forever. I had completely forgotten about it. That was one of those websites made buy that one guy from G4 TechTV?

We better get some details

>Fork lift certified
GIVE THIS DAUGHTER FUCKER PAROLE NOW!

>Tell us about why you're in jail and why we should let you out
He's been talking for a few minutes now and I have no idea what he did.

>>513542230
>you are here forever

>>513542402
"Tell us what you did to get you here."
>I'm forklift certifried, have an IT degree, an ex-wife, and a 10 year old son.

>>513542019
>she heard the teenaged victim, D.R., “scream that [M]om’s home.”1She saw the girl run to the bathroom and realized she was naked from thewaist down. The defendant, Christopher Shon Mace, who was D.R.’s stepfather, was in his underwear. He stated the situation was not what it appeared to be, but then suggested that he was teaching D.R. about sex. He also stated that it was a mistake.
guess it was worth a shot lmao

>>513542429
Yep. I remember most of it vividly. It was entertaining and way more wild back then.
>>513542458
I remembered his name, Kevin Rose.

>Christopher
>Fiber optic certified

>>513542493
see
>>513541839
>>513542019
fucking his step daughter

>>513542458
>one guy from G4 TechTV
I think so but I soon found out that 4chan was addictive af and forgot about everything else. I cringe at the amount of time that I’ve been here but like Aussbro said, I’d do it again.

I get the impression this guy doesn't regret what he did at all.

>>513542703
>Ay T, you won't believe the fuckin' speed of this internet! It's some space age shit, Tone. Called fiber optics, or some shit, marone.

>confidential matters
snack time

>Victim is opposed
>Her mother (who reported him to begin with) is unopposed
What is going on here? How do you trust your mom when she supports the man who abused you?

Will the cunny buster survive??

>executive session
Never heard this before. Is it because of the SVU nature of the crime? Or is he just giga fucked?

What are they talking about in there.

>>513542909
Financial dependency on an abuser is a horrible and common factor in broken homes.
Beyond that, mother could still be brain-fried from her spouse that she trusted betraying her like this and not knowing what to do.

>>513542926
it means one of the board members has to take a shit

>>513542625
>It was entertaining and way more wild back then.
Shit was so cash.

Denied tha Diddler

>>513542826
I remembered his name, Kevin Rose.
>4chan addictive
Yeah, for sure. Back in the day I was a very well known tripfriend amidst the other tripfriends. If you were familiar with any of them then you probably knew who I was.

>Thank yall!
20 years in the can for this dumb muddafucka

"THANKS YALL"
"(I told you)"
what

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If it exists, donna has done it.

>>513543131
>9 years 10 months served out of 12 years
Yeah if it wasn't for the opposition, I had a feeling time served vs time remaining would get him denied.

>"I told ya, didn't I?"
lol
>>513542926
It's fairly common.
Either they need to check some private information or discuss with each other how they intend to vote

>>513543177
Checked, I bet they use her mugshot to scare kids off meth.

>>513542749
Thanks anon. Seems he blamed it on being addicted to Japanese porn.

>>513542909
No they cleared it up. It's a different parent.
Still moronic though. You've got a kid

>>513542703
H'a dee tv *Kiss sound*

>>513543014
>seaking fuck yeah
>>513543297
Did he really? Where did you find that? I'm reading through the court stuff, haven't found that yet.

DENIED!!!!

>>513543110
Saw all kinds of things both good and bad but mostly things that were funny. I was in several threads that culminated with anon tipping that Hallmark card stand on Time Square NYC on a Saturday night.

Y I K E S

>>513543576
>
I can't save her

Donna had an n-person do her hair before the hearing.

Good morning gentlemen
Stuck at the social security office. This place is a zoo.

>wood
Not

>>513543600
Ah, the webcam set up there. I remember that. I've seen the gamut, multiple suicides live on webcam, did the camwhore raids with shoe on head back when webcam modelling was becoming a thing. Battletoads. I absolutely loved posting some small field office of the FBI's phone number in the raid threads and cackling like a madman when a bunch of anons come screaming back to the thread spooked as shit because they called and a very exasperated FBI agent is answering the phone screaming. The webstalking that they did. I remember when an anon parked a car across the road of the target 4chan picked and put a webcam in the windshield so we had live video of the peoples' house. Calling them and saying that we know they just let their dog out only to watch one of the family come flying out the front door looking around for someone suspicious. Damn, so much. I did the Habbo raids.
>hackers on steroids
>faux news
>exploding van gif

>if anything I'm a victim
women have an uncanny ability to become victims, no matter the situation

>>513543364
Here >>513542019

>sassy black lady enters the chat
>literally sounds like a stereotype

>>513543813
>an n-person
A nonviolent offender?

>>513544327
I'm reading it a little at a time while I chat in here and shoot the shit. I just haven't come across it yet apparently. I sure hope the step daughter was hot.
>imagine going to prison for some subprime underage pussy

Tillis asks the dumbest questions. he's got the fucking paperwork that shows the incarceration date

Steve Hoyle then back to crack

i'm sure they would have granted of a male nigger would have gave he same exact interview...

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I guess they forgot her son that was going to speak.

gm frens

Send me an Angel

>>513544227
Yes sir, Pepperidge Farms remembers.

>>513544776
10/10 here
>>513544788
gm, checked

>>513544852
oops wrong gif

>>513544327
I think I found the first mention of it. Cracked me up.

>>513544885
kek it happens

>>513544948
He also got got watching the henny lmao

Damn rhis bitch had the poopoo platter

>>513544816
>body building forums
>that one black supremacy website where a girl wrote that she could smell her sister's scent on her boyfriend's dick because black people had amazing sense of smell as well as all the cracked shit about flying pyramids and stuff
>the well known stuff like goatse 2girls1cup 3guys1hammer zippocat the asian girls stepping on kittens with high heels
>epicfailguy
>so many many many memes
>/x/ had a secret screamer on a random timer and randomly selecting only some users that made browsing /x/ a test of nerves
>that's before /x/ became "hey /x/ how do I summon a tulpa to fuck it?"

>>513545056
Not ugly bastard
>bbm
>>513545176
When aussiebro said that I was like "What?!" and started reading the document closer wondering if I missed it

>>513545388
Checked and the poor guy just wanted to watch his ahegao girls, and fuck his step-daughter in peace.

>You must have a GED
welp that could take 10yrs

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>>513539722
cant think of a hearing date before today when Whites outnumbered blacks

>>513545638
>https://law.justia.com/cases/louisiana/fourth-circuit-court-of-appeal/2006/2006-k-0291-0.html
Sounds like Tuesday in the hood

>>513545588
Like I said, I hope she was at least hot. Imagine fucking some subprime underage oinker and then going to prison for all that time. Not just that but you got your fucking jacket hanging over your head in jail, might as well be a target when they find out. I haven't read on further yet how long he has to be on the sex offender registry or if it's for life but damn. That's some rough shit and a label that's going to follow you FOREVER. Oh, poor fool can't own porn as part of his sentencing. Again, not sure if it is for the duration of probation or if it is for life.

Is it just me or does this Danny/Pete/Chucky sausage party let more people go than when we have women on the panel?

>>513546025
Right. Having to go through all that for a plapper is retarded. He is def going to be on a registry. I wonder if they'll enforce the porn ban? If so, this coom brain will be back in prison in no time kek

In Louisiana sex offender registry is for life yup

>>513546211
It sure seems like it

>>513546211
Think so. Sheryl and Meemaw focus more on victims so no remorse = denied. These guys don't seem that bothered about it.

THIS is his fucking defense?! Bahahaha

>>513546216
Also, forgot to put that I noticed numbers.
>>513545588
>witnessed
>>513546233
That sucks for him. I wouldn't want that over my head for the rest of my life. Nowadays you can't try to bury something like that in the past with the internet and social media.
>also seen

Holy shit, good thing the wall behind him is white
>i sincerely axe

>>513546211
Yeah, these three would be my ideal board if I were pleading for my freedom
Prator or the women? RIP

This nigger is the most retarded one today, which is funny since the last 2 contestants were women.

>I'm not supposed to kill
Wow, and we retards thought prison progrums don't teach anything.

>i shot somebody for no r-
>i thought he was gonna harm me
thats what i heard

What do you think the other nigger did to make this one chimp out and kill him? Probably just looked at him funny.

>>513546624
Oh for sure. I'm surprised he had the wherewithal to quickly catch and backtrack it.

>killed another nigger criminal
Free this honorary aryan!

>>513546766
Hey peopols were just talking!

>>513546766
seriously, he did everyone a favor

>>513546766
Don't call him that. Have you heard this guy talk? He barely has enough braincells to form coherent sentences.

Holy shit, are they all so dumb that they think it's over?

I think they just made him wait outside but it would be so funny if the board comes back and they already hung up the zoom call because they weren't listening.

This bitch wants all the stage time and now they think its over LOL

>Mr. Docket?
>No, I'm Mr. Calendar

>>513546871
I think we can find a place for him in the ethnostate. He can be put into the zoo for the nigger exhibit!

Ay, any of you oldheads remember this guy's name? I can't.

>>513547253
His name's candlejack, newfa

>>513547253
Candlejack? Could've just googled if you didn

>>513547316
>>513547311
Thanks. Also I think there's a snip

>you need more classes but I vote to grant anyway
NIGGER!

>send him away
>bring him back in
>sorry no parole

>Need more classes so I grant
Chucky pls

>>513547253
>Candlejack? What dat mea-

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>>513546547
I completely agree, they're my pick too. I think I might be able to navigate Prator's dialogue tree but it would depend on the crime. Meemaw is the one I'd be most scared of.

>>513547591
Case details:
https://www.knoe.com/2024/05/09/two-wisner-residents-arrested-accused-intentionally-setting-home-fire/

Do you guys think the other board members bully chuck for being retarded?

>>513547670
>https://www.knoe.com/2024/05/09/two-wisner-residents-arrested-accused-intentionally-setting-home-fire/
That was pretty recent

>>513547612
Depends on the crime, if it's anything where the victim is a woman or a child you'd be screwed.
>Anh oi, it says here you didn't go down to get the package from the shipper
>But I paid for it, and I always get the package, why can't she get it one time?
>I vote to revoke, you need to take shoppee for a change and grab your packages

>>513547781
I hope so

Why is this officer reading a letter if he can't read?

lol this guy tried to jewish fire sale his own home

>>513548049
>I have no brain but I must read

Isn't this the guy Walter White paid to go to prison for him

"I vote to grant conditional on that you don't try to burn down your house again."

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>>513548561
>INDEC-BEHAVIOR-JUVENILES
Let momma sleep ;_;

ah, another cunnyseur I see

Got a pedo coming up next. No women might make it his lucky day, but we shall see.

>>513548608
Lol nice

Bets on the age? I'm going with 11

>>513548561
>>513548590
>>513548608

>>513548730
I'll wager sub-10

>>513548737
Typical ad from Comet Ping Pong

>>513548730
I'll put $20 on 13

I'm thinkin 6yo

Who the negro? Wtf?

A wild revocation hearing appears!

Surprise bonus round contestant

what dat meen? They missed a revocation hearing?

>>513548951
surprise revocation hearing at a differenr facility

>>513549008
They should use a massa ball and put him back in the PC box

looks like a standard revocation, chirp potential is high from his baby mamma

lol 30 days out and he's already back

jibba jabba nigger babble dindunuffinnawgonnacomebacktodalockupnotmuhfault

this isn't going to work out the way he thinks

>>513549296
The never ending cycle of niggerdom.

>Pled guilty to come infront of the parole board to avoid the justice system
This guy is an innovator

da po-leese is lyin mane

>>513549398
He plead guilty, so he's already fucked himself

>>513549435
My exact thinking lmao. Wonder how long he had to think up this defense kek

>>513549435
Yeah this guy might just be too dumb to be free.

Danny sees through this bullshit story lmao

>what was it, argument night at your house?
Barras Bantz

Standard baby momma drama

>baby mamma drama
KEK

Chucky understands nigger drama so Danny's gonna get him to explain this whole thing to him during the executive session

>I second that emotion
Chucky Just

Ya dun fucked up ... revoked!

OH MY FUCKING GOD NEW KWABOTY

>We can't take a chance with domestic abuse / batter
WOAH, nazi rhetoric here, did something change in the last few months?

>>513549788
Checked and I didn't catch that. That fucking guy lmao

Damn, Chucky surprised me. I figured he would grant.

This might be the most retarded guy we have ever had.

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE PLEA DEALS, BRO

>>513549788
he could feel the nigger fatigue from Danny

I love it when we get 60IQ retards, they are so entertaining

>>513549926
We have seen sooo much more retarded. Like Nigger Corky levels of retardation. This doesn't even come close.

Ok now it's back to the kiddie diddler.

>>513550135
Late today, just scrolling through the posts, I missed some good ones

What do you guys think his life is like?

>>513549695
>>what was it, argument night at your house?
Kek, that was good
His whole strategy of pleading guilty just to talk to the parole board was not very well thought out.

>>513550304
The diddler or the totally not beating his girl man?

A white guy, I expect they'll role out the red carpet, then offer him a club soda and internship at Goldmans Sachs

>>513550135
>>513550304
From the way he looks, I bet prison has been an Uno reverse card on this diddler

>What did you do?
>I broke the law or something bad, I don't know really

>>513550366
The diddler.
>won't actually say what he did
He's toast.

>>513550570
He doesn't want to say it. I hope they make him say the details.

This guy ain't the sharpest dildo in the cunny, is he.

>avoids saying exactly what he did
>straight to talking about himself
it's over for him before it even began

>>513550629
Yeah, he sounds fucking brain-dead kek

Oh never finished his diddler classes .... he's toast

>>513550642
maybe he thinks if he's really sneaky they won't know what he did

>>513550629
>>513550639
>>513550648
Meemaw would have unleashed on him
God I wish she were here

They won't make him say it because they see we have a pool going on the ages of the kids. Oh well.

>>513550708
After the last guy, and his planning skills, I don't doubt it lmao

Hes ashamed of being a sex offender, cant someone just give him a chance

So what are these classes anyway? They aren't exactly enacting scent therapy on them, are they?
Because as far as I know that's the only real "therapy" that works for changing sexual orientation.

>>513550767
I hope she comes back soon.

>I do not want to lie to you
>Proceeds to lie
Tale as old as time.

>>513550767
Meemaw is one of the best members, even though she is a woman

>i do not remember the incident, but i do remember receiving one

This kid fiddler wouldve been an elite politician had he been born rich

This fucker was caught jackin' it hahahahahaha

Holy shit, sexual violation in jail ... damn, he needs to stay in a box until he dies.

>You know I get kind of... preyed upon
Can you tell us what the age of the boy's butthole was you raped though, bro? Just on a side note.

>>513550809
I mean they are classes for actual retards, they explain to you like you would a child, that stealing is bad, it makes people sad, don't fuck kids, you get the idea, all on the taxpayer's money.

he's a kiddie diddler and a cocksucker

a baby!

Did she say BABY? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>baby
holy shit.

>an infant
WHAT THE FUCK

>An infant

Please execute this fucker, now.

Holy fuck, who had infant in the pool?

DENY.

>Black woman on phone
>He was molesting a black baby
Wtf that's not even a crime

>an infant
Woodchipper time

Death penalty now

>>513550809
>scent therapy
That's a funny way of describing the crocodile clips
>infant
Zeus, get the lightning bolts

>>513551027
No one lol. Even around these parts, that's too fucked up to think about.

Jesus the look in that pedo's eyes. He's a wreck.

Well, that's it for today, tune in tomorrow for more kiddy diddlers. Have a good day anons.
>Tomorrow's docket

>A baby.
Wood Chipper TIME

Just dont abuse children people, its bad dont do it, stay away

See you anons tomorrow and remember to do your progrums

Phew, what a way to end it.

Throw him in genpop and let him get torn to shreds.

>>513551099
It's actually what they use in the "more serious" cases that aren't done by bumfuck retards in louisianna, if they have any kind of money they make the people go to scent therapy classes.
>What is that?
They have bottles of concentrated essential oils of the worst smells ever made, tested by professionals. Some of them are skunk concentrate, some of them are dog anal glands, rotting meat, ect, a thousand times stronger than the actual scents.
They make them sniff the scents when prompted with some sexually stimulating material, and they do this for repeated sessions until the offender physically associates the two and starts feeling revulsion, disgust, and sickness whenever they see said offensive material in the wild or even think about it.

And if this doesn't show results (it usually works pretty well, but they test for it) the person goes back to jail / therapy / whatever.

Wow I thought I was a OG but was suprised that there was litterly someone who could be my dad in this thread. Born 1972. See ya

>>513551249
Lot of pedos on tomorrow, hope Meemaw can rip them some new ones. See you tomorrow anons.

>>513551366
Oh, that's actually neat. I didn't realize there was places that actually did a sort of clockwork orange approach.

>>513551366
It doesnt work

>>513551366
Reminds me of A Clockwork Orange.

>>513551366
Are you having a great time, little Alex?

>Riddle me this batman
>What's 13 that goes into 56?
>I don't know niggler!
>Centimeters!

>>513551378
It'll probably be the three amigos again right?

>>513551593
From what I've heard it works a lot better than sitting someone down and just talking to them, but it's also "voluntary" in a way, in that if the scent conversion therapy doesn't work the alternatives are a LOT worse, so basically anyone taking it is doing it "voluntarily" and they're actually trying to make it work.

>>513551750
Yes, it's gonna be the same board members, they pretty much never change members midweek.

>>513551735
perfect

>>513551784
It doesnt work, its a form of torture and just makes the perpetrator more likely to kill after abuse.

Im sorry but we dont have a cure for paedophilia, they are attracted to children, we cant "cure" them, only ever stop them acting out their desires. Even castration doesnt work. The only solution we have is death or lifetime imprisonment

>>513539613 (OP)
Nigger