Thread 513545170

How do we solve the "lack of testosterone" pandemic?

>>513545170 (OP)
i have a hard time believing this is just being fat or or hormonal, looks like ascites, as in his liver is failing and his abdomen is full of fluid? Correct me if I'm wrong?

>>513545170 (OP)
i look like that

>>513545170 (OP)
>seed oil gut
>drizzles a load of seed oil on the pan
>how do we solve feminine problem?
0/10

My testosterone was measured at 558.
I can barely get boners.
I slept 5 hours a night the past 5 years for a factory job I'm getting laid off from in a week.
I also prone masturbated and came while limp for 20 years so now I feel a tightness in my perineum when I walk more than a mile or so, or a pinching.
I get morning wood after a few days of sleeping normally. But I still had to take Viagra when I was with my ex and even then I only went for 3 minutes and didn't even cum because I'm so used to cumming while squishing my limp penis.
It's over.

>>513545258
The guy loves food.

>>513545541
How does seed oil cause a gut? Isnt it just excess calories?

>>513545170 (OP)
This boomer fuck also probably drinks a lot of beer which is also catastrophic for your tesosterone.

>>513545258
No shit it isn't hormonal, matter doesn't just blink into existence because of hormones, to be a fat fuck you gotta eat a lot

>>513545258
No that's just fatty liver disease. If he actually did something about it would probably fix his testerone levels.

That feel when I want to get on TRT but I already have bad blood pressure and liver enzyme values so I have to deafeat the seed oil and fatness jew before I can even start living life

>>513545170 (OP)
ban vidya, anime, capeshit and "nerd culture"...this includes chan image posting boards

>>513545170 (OP)
Gut only a Trve Aryan could grow

>>513545589
>My testosterone was measured at 558
Might as well transition all the way.

>>513545589
I was in the low 400s bro. Despite that I am still probably more muscular than 90% of guys my age

>>513545170 (OP)
This dude is obviously a severe alcoholic

>>513545170 (OP)
Would kiss and hunp belly

>>513545589
Thats pitiful if not a larp. Will be 57 in a few months and pounded my wife of 33 yrs 2 times yesterday. Look into Lugals Iodine and carnivore diet you soft puss.

>>513546942
Exactly. Fat coalesces around the critical organs to protect them from the cold winters in Hyperborea.

You may not like it, but this is what peak ARYAN form looks like.

>>513545589
>558
Are you over 60? Did you get tested at night? Probably why it's so low. Try going first thing in the morning, shortly after you wake up.

>>513545170 (OP)
Is this achievable natty?

>>513545258
he's probably a big time alcoholic as well.

>>513545170 (OP)
>how?
Ban birth control and replace all of the water on the planet

>>513545589
I measured 444. It's over.

>>513545170 (OP)
I dont think we have lack of testosterone - its excess estrogen

>>513545170 (OP)
>How do we solve the "lack of testosterone" pandemic?
By criminalizing single motherhood. Everything wrong with society currently is directly caused by single mothers.

>>513545170 (OP)
by releasing the files

>>513545170 (OP)
>stop consuming seed oils, processed sugar, and other goyslop
>diet rich in vitamin d, zinc, magnesium, and protein
>lose fat gut
>lift heavy weights 3-4x weekly
>prioritize quality sleep
Done.

>>513545170 (OP)
>one of my rentoids caught me raiding their food

>>513549897
>millions of retards tricked into drinking bleach
kek

>>513547889
Im 32 and skinny. Relatively active. Not vegan, eat steak once a week tho so far from carnivore.
They said 550 is within the normal range. But that's like 300 to 900 so I have no idea what it's actuslly SUPPOSED to be since that normal range is biased by microplastic receipt poison.

>>513549343
Are you able to stay hard while fucking?

>>513547490
I will thank you. It is real and it is pitiful. I'm glad you're still plowing at 57. I hope I can fix myself so I am too.

>>513547889
I was tested in the morning like the doctor told me.

>>513545170 (OP)
Hit women
Beat up Gays
Kill Troons and Jews

>>513546997
I'd rather kill myself.

>>513547169
Im guessing you don't have ED tho?
Even those 300 ng/dL söyboys that used to be posted, were probably able to fuck their fat polymamorus girlfriends.

>>513545170 (OP)
Sort of looks and acts Jewish
We can solve it by eliminating the Jewbug from White's brains

>>513545170 (OP)
Idk bros but this shit sucks. I’ve been eating clomid for months now and while my libido has improved and my test shot up to 1100 ng/dl, I’m still always fatigued. Don’t get old. Overrated

>>513545170 (OP)
> weight trajectory = calories - (burn rate + exercise)
Simple as. Yes, some people have a much higher default burn rate than others. But intense regular exercies will crank that up, too.
People become fat from both eating too much and getting too little excercise. I know functioining alcoholics that go regularly to the gym and Muay Thai and they are "fit as a fiddle" (at least on the outside)

>>513550820
Try vyanse

>>513549552
Generally, divorce should be illegal except on the grounds of infidelity.
Your marriage sucks? Well then fucking fix it you weak-ass subhuman. Deal with it! Simple as

>>513545170 (OP)
>how
BAN ALL MEME FLAG FAGGOTS NOW

>>513550656
I dont really have ED issues but I do think that if I tried to fuck with a condom on I would go soft or something. Condom days are over for me. I feel like I would be a good responder to TRT lol

>>513550895
ooof vyvanse made me super emotional and whiney at the beginning. Took me months to be able to manage regular emotions again.
Glad I'm off that stuff.
Exercise is the alpha male's drug.

>>513545170 (OP)
its quite simple. if you arent living like a man you wont be like a man. hormones and such, genetic code, can be activated and deactivated. Men that live like sissies and children will be like sissies and children.

>>513550895
Actually may consider it since even energy drinks ain’t doing the job. I can consume 500-800 mg of caffeine in the morning and still need a nap at 1:30-2:00 pm.

>>513545170 (OP)
Mirin BLOAT MAXXING IS PEAK

>>513545258
That's terminal alcoholism. He'll lose that liver, get it replaced on disability and then keel over in another few years.

>>513546227
too much oil coating the intestines causes problems. soience refuses to admit this but there are plenty of large studies which show that intestinal health is directly related to hormone levels, which among other things affects where fat will accumulate.

>>513545381
Get medical help

Notice only the stomach is fat, everything else is skinny.
He's dying

>>513551010
Kek. I was too busy doing webdev
I wanted to whine at pupberg for whining at me to make me exercise her but she's too adorable and I ended up doing tons of single leg squats and one armed pushups while throwing the ball for her so it ended up being fine, didn't really get me out of the groove all that much, was actually kind of refreshing
>>513551114
It's dope. Just make sure to take care of your heart and don't use it too often