Thread 513547229

Why do rightwingers get so sexually frustrated by this?

>>513547229 (OP)
Because they love that method of typing but hate the person typing it. It's very confusing for them.

>>513547229 (OP)
Gavin Newsom is a clown.

>all caps
I ain't reading that boomer NPC drivel.

>>513547229 (OP)
all caps DING DONG from GovPressOffice ran by our adult mature 'leaders'

fuck this gay earth

>>513547229 (OP)
zognaldbots think that all children are for the kikes to diddle
if a child is not diddle by the kikes, zognaldbots consider it aother holocaust
just ask lindsay graham

>>513547229 (OP)
I can't tell if this is real, satire, or just pathetic.

>>513547435
He's doing it to ridicule Trump, how can you not tell that?

>>513547229 (OP)
Is he larping as trump?

>>513547229 (OP)
I'm not frustrated at all, it just makes it clear the current level of puppet theater is realizing that trump's method worked but not why. The presumption by those running the puppets is that the same appearances will attract enough back to one side to keep it 'even' so they don't get replaced with those sharp enough to be watching, capable, and have the resources to become a new puppet master potentially.

>>513547292
>21
Black jack of our future baby.

>>513547471
In reality it's just making him look like a moron.
Everyone is just making fun of Gavin "lolcow" Newsom

>>513547471
Because Trump can pull it off? This is not working.

>>513547229 (OP)
>never heard of her
literally Bush junior's press secretary.
and this ignorant braindead faggot runs California

>>513547229 (OP)
Never really liked newsom but I have to admit this is kinda funny

>>513547471
Imitation is the highest form of flattery. All this does is make Trump look good.

>>513547292
>Suddenly caring about education
Didn't you niggers just close the department of education and put a prowrestling executive in charge?

>>513547229 (OP)
Nobody is bothered by this, the long dashes means AI, which removes the soul.
Leftists already don't have a soul so this has no impact one way or another
I guess they get some kind of reddit points for it they can hand in for..? something

>>513547229 (OP)
48 laws of power particularly the section on ridicule - it’s just more jews vs jews

>>513547805
Education does not necessarily mean public government funded schools, you retard.

>>513547738
Wow. 1 post and so organic. You're a faggot shill. Kill yourself.

>>513547435
Then you're an idiot.

>>513547805
You mean the department that had nothing to do with education except funding lgbt and tranny shit?

Retard.

>>513547966
Here’s a second post kike

>>513547782
this

>>513547229 (OP)
Why do jews rape kids?

>>513548036
And here's mine, faggot shill. You're so organic. So so organic. This tweet done by newscum's staffers is just so so funny. So funny and so organic.

life is boring. fun is all that matters. this is fun. gavin is fun. your tears will never precipitate meaningful change. you will never have autonomy. you will never be a person. your persuit of comprehension coils you around yourself tighter and tighther.

>>513548166
>being this triggered
Clearly it’s reaching the target audience

>>513547229 (OP)
"governor faggot" has his tweets written by these two pieces of noose bait.

>>513548166
It's grassroots!

We got Trump on the ropes now!

>>513547229 (OP)
>1pbtID
>loaded question shill

false, this is fun, those em dashes thought

>>513547229 (OP)
This shit's pathetic, Gavin will always be a poser.

>>513547229 (OP)
Trump atleast writes his own boomer rants, this is written by AI and a focus group of social media experts

>>513547471
When your attempt at ridicule is worse than what you are trying to ridicule, what does that tell us?

>>513547805
department of indoctrination got it soft, I would have done much worse on them

>>513547738
No, it doesn't.

Why isn't he speaking Spanglish?

>>513547229 (OP)
I love this just based on how much new cum makes righoids sneed

>>513547229 (OP)
>L-look! I can be like Orange Man too!
>pls clap?

>>513548029
Wasn't that usaid?

>>513547229 (OP)
I'm just here for the migapedo cope KEK

>>513547229 (OP)
Why do I like this guy so much more everyday?

>>513547564
>>513547585
>>513547782
I mean he's making you mad so I think it's working?

>>513547471
That would categorize it under "pathetic" then, tranny.

>>513548923
He makes you seethe and I find that funny. Isn't it funny, anon?

>>513548318
And Ai, I'm sure.

>>513548314
>calling out shills means I'm triggered
Lol yup. Same way that you actually love the tweet and are very organic about it because the tweet is so sublime and comedic and perfectly constructed. It'd so natural and organic to think it's so funny.

>>513548318
Groypfaggots are jerking off over the writings of a jew. Too funny.

>>513548347
Very grassroots! People love newscum and hate trump, which is why newscum was recalled and trump was elected 3 times.

So grassroots and so funny

>>513548811
Is this real??

>>513547229 (OP)
Laughter is sexual frustration to you?
No wonder you end up so confused and humorless so often kek

>>513547229 (OP)
This has been an epic fail.
Find another "candidate".

>>513549037
because trump's tweets are not written by pedo israelites, just like that dude Alexandrovich just released in las vegas fee days ago

>newsom posts pitch-perfect imitation of trump
>trumpfags immediately start saying that newsom's posts are cringe and look stupid
telling on yourself lol lmao

>>513548318
An unattractive latinx and a sheepish looking Jew.

Crazy combo perfect for California.

>>513549279
That's your problem
>Trump 2028

>>513547229 (OP)
Blue Pedo or Red Pedo? Which pedo defines you?

>>513547229 (OP)
Can Newsom explain, and he can keep the all-caps Trump-style stuff if he wants for it, why he saw fit to give this illegal immigrant a CDL? Guy went on to kill three people in a state that never would have given him a license in the first place.

>>513549383
>a hack steals another comedian's bit
>"oh you liked when the first guy did it and not the second guy? Hm. Hypocrite much? Very telling! I am very smart."
Sure thing retard. So organic the support for newscum, so grassroots. Wow.

>>513547229 (OP)
Why do libtards think they are original when they copy the greats?

>>513548014
Better than being hideous like you.

>>513548908
I am so mad you wouldnt know.

>>513549578
Washington State gave him the CDL
Can you explain why he didn't crash until he got to Florida?

>>513549684
Cause only Whites can protect their ip

>>513547229 (OP)
Is this real? If it is, just another example of left being unable to meme.

>>513547229 (OP)
>gun grabbing forest mismanager who wants to mass replace americans with mexicans "because its called being nice"
>favorite anything
Did he only ask the mexicans who will get all the fire damaged land if he gains the power to give it to him?

>>513547229 (OP)
its a sure thing that gruesome newsome will loooooose and bigly
>indicator
is all the crappy faggot ass spam here in /pol/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>513550495
Why do you lie?

>Harjinder Singh, who crossed into the United States illegally in 2018 via the southern border, obtained a commercial driver's license in California.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/illegal-immigrant-trucker-accused-killing-three-people-failed-english-road-sign-tests-dot

>>513547229 (OP)
The Aryan chad Gruesome Newsom steals their lunch money and gives them a wedgie until they cry worse than a Hilary 2016 supporter.

The government is just hiring trolls now. Soon they'll just start calling each other niggerfaggots

>>513549009
The em dash is a giveaway.

>>513547229 (OP)
>thank you for your attention to this matter
Wow so now they have resorted to stealing Trump's exact words. They are so desperate. Also, the Left can't meme! Lol. Lmao even.

>>513550797
He got an access permit to enter cali
Washington State did his full CDL
https://cdllife.com/2025/usdot-says-driver-in-florida-turnpike-crash-failed-english-language-proficiency-assessment-other-fmcsa-findings-released/?amp

>>513550988
Trump took Reagans
Seethe more

now that i have HD pictures of Gavin Newsom's premium lawn sculptures,
there are no more sexual frustrations.
Gavin Newsom for National Art Curator!

>>513547275
>Person

That's AI retard

>>513548908
>making others mad = WINNING!

>>513551956
Yes
Got to own the libs
You lost

>>513548908
>Confusing fatigue with anger

Lmao, not even worth the energy to h8, just make fun of.
>savng

>>513547229 (OP)
When Trump does it is hilarious because the audience know he's laughing inside.

When someone like Newsom does it, it is pathethic because he was just two steps from crying during his speech, when Trump trolled him posting ICE outside his venue.

>>513549106
Of course it is.

>>513549578
You thought Mexicans were bad, this is going to be pajeeto hell if we don't kick them all back. Damn backup eses.

>>513549019
Stop (mis)using the word "organic" so much. You're making yourself sound like a faggot.

>>513547229 (OP)
He's still going?
It's been like two weeks, the joke is over now.

Fuentes shilling for him because he thinks he was hot in high school is the death nail for all of Gavin's support lmao. You can't recover in any direction from that.

>>513547229 (OP)
When Trump does this its because that's how he really is, an asshole. When Newsome does it it's just another layer of fake, inauthentic newscum.