Thread 513560824

Nuked.

>>513560824 (OP)
Back in my day sensational headlines slammed

>>513560824 (OP)
When did punk music get so woke??

>>513560824 (OP)
>like omg did you *see* what melania was wearing??

>>513560824 (OP)
fuggin who?

>>513560824 (OP)
>musician
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

faggot is what he is

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>513560963
Zoomers really don’t know the white stripes?

slow news day.

>>513560824 (OP)
you know what's ironic is his signature guitar gear is ALSO covered in this really abbrasive ugly yellow color for no reason at all
why are these faggots always these liar, prohecting types???

>>513561060
shut the fuck up you cringe millenial faggot

>>513560824 (OP)
>Really mid music guy from 20 years ago has a retarded opinion
Oh no! Anyway.

>>513561222
this, fucking old man shitlennials thinking they own this place

>>513560824 (OP)
>interior decorator elitist

>>513560824 (OP)
>nuked
He’s correct, but when did a little witty aside like this change into an ‘omfg pwned’? As usual Ted was right.

>>513560906
>Punk
Ok boomer

>>513563270
Well jack white has no room to talk about aesthetics

>>513560824 (OP)
Jack White hasnt been relevant in 15 years. Hes right though it looks like an oil gook moved in

>>513560824 (OP)
>cuck that took his whore wife's last name
>keeps it after the divorce
And this loser's opinion is important...why?

>>513560824 (OP)

...who the fuck isthis guy?

Rent free...

>>513560824 (OP)
The consensus is that it is gaudy as fuck and looks like Saddam's Palace. Baaaarrrff.
That being said, he should have all those dumb gold shit Home Depot gold paint things replaced with marble carvings from an American. No Chinese JADE!!!!! It looks like a interior-decoration ATROCITY!!!! Thank you for your attention in this matter.

>>513560824 (OP)
What kinda dog does Jack White have in that race, exactly?

>>513560824 (OP)
>>513560824 (OP)
Jack White makes wholesome Americana music. Trump literally appeared on WWE. This is like when Trump and Eminem pretend to hate each other even though they are like twins. Everynody's just saying what they have to say to keep their pro-white business going.

>>513564258
Dum, dum, dum dah dah dum dum.

>>513561060
Im in my 30s and i didnt know who that fag was had to google his name

>>513560824 (OP)
Ok, he can play guitar beautifully and he is right that Trump is a tastelet but what does that have to do with anything?

>>513560824 (OP)
Meg White sex tape was mediocre.

>>513560824 (OP)
seethin' nation army couldn't hold me back

>>513564734
>Ok, he can play guitar beautifully
he plays basic blues and his signature gear is uglier than sin and costs 4k+
he's a hippocite liar projecting faggot

>>513560824 (OP)
I can’t believe Trump could be so eternally bummed the fuck out by Jack Hey Fellow White Pee Poo but here we are.

White Stripes suck. And I'm not saying that because he hates Trump I hate him too

>>513560824 (OP)
The drummer chick hit the wall and gained like 200+ pounds. I said once before but it bears repeating.

>>513560824 (OP)
Jack white is a fag.

>>513560824 (OP)
I had to explain to a zoomer who the White Stripes were and they a big band. This guy was into music too and wanted a career in music. I can understand not liking them though.

Who?

>>513565392
Not my favorite, but he can play you've got to at least acknowledge that.

>it's basic

Nothing wrong with basic. Everyone says AC/DC is basic and easy as fuck to play YET I've never heard anyone play an AC/DC song and make it sound as good as Angus Young.

>his gear sucks and is overpriced
Ok, maybe. I only have two poorfag guitars so I don't know anything about this kind of thing.

>>513564734
>he can play guitar beautifully
Nobody actually likes The Shite Stripes.

>>513560824 (OP)
>meaningless entertainer
>Literal who?
>commenting on meaningless aesthetic
Yeah I’m thinking
BROWN CODED

>>513565933
>>commenting on meaningless aesthetic
meanwhile his gear that HE designed is literally the EXACT same thing
see>>513561174

>>513561060
>Wow you philistines aren't aware of some one-hit wonder from my youth 30 years ago?

>>513561060
I'm 36 and didnt know who that faggot was until now. I also don't listen to trash music so how would I know.

>>513566110
Kek underrated.
Yeah jack white hasn't been relevant for at least two decades

>>513567079
you literally just repeated what he just said but in a gayer way you dumb faggot

>>513567485
Dis nigga eating beans

>>513566326
>I'm 36
no one cares unc
why are millenials always prefacing everythinng with their age, cars they own and investment porfolio before they attempt to make a point
they're such gay exhausting faggots

>>513560824 (OP)
>>513561174
His guitar, in front of congress, selector switches exposed

>>513567598
>zoom zoom bitter that there people exist who didn't grow up exclusively on a diet of brain rot
Let me rephrase it in a way more palatable for you
skibidi dop dop dop YES YES

>>513560824 (OP)
Literally who?
A punk rock socialist? Lol
Imagine being such a sellout retard antipunk that you believe in strong centralized government thst controls all the food and money and polices your speech.
So punk rock lolol
Punk rock is dead. Has been since the music industry was cooped by socialist authorotarians and limewire was shit down.
This guy is a 2000s retard poser.
Johnny Rotten is the last punk rocker left.

>>513568029
cringe

>>513568245
Even your retorts are monosyllabic and idiotic. Truly a lost generation.

>>513567879
>guitar covered in 5 kinds of shiny gross metal
>critisizes literally just gold on white
what a tasteless ugly aesthetic this odd looking queer has
throwing stone from glass houses indeed

>>513560824 (OP)
This guy is dressing like a 2000s hot topic emo in his 50s, who the fuck cares about his take on fashion and design?

>>513568336
when you're not some melted cnadle looking old retard thats kinda how it works yeah
you dumb, behind the curve, sack of shit

>>513568410
Oh look, he is trying to form a sentence. Isn't that just adorable?

>>513568534
the lack of self awarenss come sthrough in your writing style
you type like a astonishingly mid, fat, dull, ugly dipshit
you're not remarkable, youre indescenerable from 1M other faggots who sound exatly like you
you're pathetic at best
dont @ me again fag

>>513568695
>chatgpt, can you write an insult for me?

Trump is the most punk President we have ever had, and these liberal faggots just can't understand that.

t. GenX former punk poser wannabe loser just misfit with a few screws loose, didn't know it 'til now.

>>513561060
they fucking sucked then, too.

>>513567598
>zoomers mad at being defended
And you try to pretend you aren't like us.

>>513568924
>unc writes another retarded 6th grade level insult smugly

>>513569119
this
>>513569551
Yes. you old never-was

>>513569607
>you...you're old!
And the zoomer has come full circle. Starts with generational crying, then the equivalent of a grunt, followed by a spelling and grammatical error filled frothy mouthed ranted, then back to generational crying.

>>513560824 (OP)
Why would anyone care what this faggot thinks, he literally will suck dick and likes it.

He's not wrong

>>513561060
Jack White is a shit musician and no one should give a single shit what he thinks.