Thread 513570547

The Ontario government wants me to work.

What job are they offering?

>>513570547 (OP)
>Ontario
HAHA GET A LOAD OF THIS STUPID FUCKING NIGGER

>>513570547 (OP)
Neetbux dry up? HAHAHAHAHAHA. Welcome to adulthood, loser.

Why?

>>513570547 (OP)
Did you tell them to use the pajeets they imported?

>>513570547 (OP)
what if you just dont?

>>513570547 (OP)
As a Jeet executioner?

>>513570547 (OP)
Tell them your busy and start playing wow all day, lifting weights and jerking off.

There’s a good chance you’ll be working with Indians, by the way

>>513570736
>>513570787
Im gonna assume that he ran out of whatever allocated neetbux payment time there is and some office harpy is now annoying him.
Retard should just have shown up to every meeting at the joblessness center drunk, even and espeically if its in the morning. beeing a alcoholic is probably a disability in leafland too

>>513570787
There is a phenomenon known as homelessness. I know it must be difficult for you NEET losers to understand, but someone has to pay the bills.

>>513570950
I would start drinking again if it meant I could collect disability for my alcoholism

>>513570547 (OP)
damn, you dont got rich parents to mooch off?

Yep, and you're going back to in-person work, too.

>>513570547 (OP)
working isn't that bad. it's a lot worse in your head.

Maybe you can do some community service

>>513571090
so many boomers out there trying to charge their own kids rent

>>513571409
Cope wagie

>>513570547 (OP)
Then work you shall

>>513571409
and let's leave it there

>>513570547 (OP)
Play the retard card, dude I'm on neetbux since 1997, back in 2003 they called me because they had a job for me and I had to take it or lose my NEETbux, I hold my shit in for days so when I went to the unemployment office I shitted myself wile the bitch talked about me having to work.
then did it again in 2011.
They never called me again.

>>513572142
god i wish i could bring myself to claw back some tax dollars in this way

>>513572206
I worked of 6 months in my life, I contemplated suicide every fucking day, never again will I do that shit.

>imagine not being retarded

even if youre not neurodivergant, im sure commiting welfare fraud is simple enough

>>513571537
15 hours of community service for 2 grand a month. Sounds like a good deal.

>>513572470
Its very difficult if you're white, since they dedicate all their agents towards hunting whites receiving even a single dollar more than the bare minimum

>>513573922
Buddy. Just stay in the psych ward for a while. Those people will be doing your paperwork FOR YOU before long. They want you on the benefits stack so you get the fuck out. You're expensive in a hospital. Do 3-6 months. They will want you taken care of for the safety of society in the end.

i havent had any income for over a year

>>513571564
HOLY THIS

>>513574032
Also, I fully recommend shitting down the walls and shit during your stay if you actually make the mental commitment to do this. You will be covered for life. But you're setting aside any pride as a man doing this shit. You're gonna be playing patty cake with your shit, you're gonna be doing fingerpaintings in shit where you reference the Talmud and Turner Diaries on the walls in your own shit. You're gonna piss the bed. Get strapped down. Maybe hit with the thorazine shot a couple times. It's all a part of the price. Eventually these motherfuckers will hate you so much they send you to a group home (which is a win, you have internet there) and eventually public housing.

>>513570547 (OP)
All governments want their citizens to work. Welcome to it.

>>513574335
mine tried to ask for back pay rent for the 18 years i used by childhood rooms - i laughed so hard in his face it hurt his ears

>>513574548
sparkplug. it has a novel use. look into it. woopsie

old nail. also novel use. woopsie

>>513571409
It makes you free.

>>513574548
>mine tried to ask for back pay rent for the 18 years i used by childhood rooms
How did Anglos get fucked so hard in the head by the "LE BOOTSTRAP BEEING INDENTURED TO THE BANK BUILDS CHARACTER" meme?

>>513574645
>get a job
>still can't afford my own place and live with my mom
>still exclusively eat with mom because I have no friends
>all of my money just covers bills mom would pay normally
very cool freedom

>>513574645
interviews give me anxiety, im not doing it

>>513575265
Domestication
it was drilled into them from birth from every possible source

>>513570547 (OP)
If you're a jobless Canadian and not on welfare right now you're a retard. Tell them you're single and its a free $700. Tell them you're mentally ill and its another free check. Tell them you need a special diet plan and its another free check.

>>513570547 (OP)
>>513571537
Essentially trying to get cheap and/or free labor.

>>513579536
in alberta to get that 700$ you have to prove youre applying to 5 jobs A DAY. they dont care about your mental health or diet

>>513579536
also, if you have any assets you have to sell them. and then if you have cash from selling them, you no longer qualify

>>513570918
Yeah maybe if your a literal useless minimum wage worker. Unlike the rest of us adults we have real jobs

>>513580052
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, nigga, sending 5 emails a day for a measly $700? are dis niggas for real mang sheeeit

>>513580345
$500 usd. you cant pay rent or do shit with that

>>513570969
lmao, poorfag thinks I don’t have a guy who keeps track of and pays the bills for me

>>513580116
You are literally a slave, an adult slave. kek

>>513570547 (OP)
Isn't there a jeet that can shit in the domino's box for you?

>>513570801
WHERE DO I APPLY?

I was actually on welfare before for like a year, they literally got me a job doing landscaping then another one after the winter in a factory.

it was only 584 a month since i lived with family but still. Do any leafs here pretend to be a retard for the full amount? i heard disability gives like 2k a month, combine that with government housing and you could theoretically NEET forever.

>>513574603
>sparkplug
>old nail
qrd? i'm intrigued.

For all the hate right wing brained types give to the unemployed, forcing people to work any shitty job or be homeless is dystopian. Yeah that's hope they did it in the past, but over half of all babies also died in agony in the past. Employers should have to offer conditions that make people WANT to work. Hassling the unemployed to do any job perpetuates wageslavery.

>>513586352
Sparkplugs have a ceramic rock inside that when used instantly shatter glass with almost no sound.

Old nails pop tires.

Just random facts, not connected to anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=023sghekO1Q

See here for reference re: sparkplug

>>513570547 (OP)
>>513585491

Mentally unwell CAF vet here. I get $6.5K a month due to how they fucked me up, I hate pride flags, And call people with pronouns in their signature block on emails "The demons to be destroyed"
I'm paid to stay away from people