Thread 513611277

what would you do if you had your own little comfy chemistry lab?

>>513611277 (OP)
turn it into a still because alcohol is far superior

>>513611277 (OP)
Eat everything

GHB

>>513611277 (OP)
I unironically have the formula for the world's first penis enlargement cream. It has a 100% chance of working but an unknown chance of being safe. This is not a schizo post, I did deep research into proven experiments done on mice, found redditors attempting to come up with a non toxic formula of it that only isolates where it's placed rather than loosening the tendons and joins across the entire body, and ran it by multiple LLMs that believes the formula is legit and creatable for around 50 to 150 dollars, with all the materials buyable.

If anyone actually believes that I'm not schizo posting I will post evidence.

>>513611516
>and ran it by multiple LLMs
so you WANT to die

>>513611559
I already /fraud/, I have no quarrels risking my own body.

Ethnic viruses and gmo clones of me.

>>513611425
but why go for durgs?

>>513611599
at least post what you have and let /pol/ MD tell you if you're not overlooking something stupidly retarded

>>513611277 (OP)
make drugs of course

>>513611277 (OP)
বাদামী

>>513611277 (OP)
LSD seems the way to go

>>513611277 (OP)
Make bomb to destroy Israel.

>>513611277 (OP)
crystal and sell it to browns

>>513611277 (OP)
wouldn't YOU like to know

>>513612080
You'd end up blowing yourself up pajeet

>>513611978
Are you an MD? Sure why not, I'm always researching new ways to /fraud/. Essentially there was an experiment where they ran this stuff called anti-lox on some mice and then ran vacuum devices (penis pumps) on their dicks. There were different results, some I believe showed the rats had 24% gain, one I believe showed 17% gain over 7 weeks. There were several of these studies
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31736474/

The /fraud/ing community of course pointing out don't fucking do that, if it's making your weiner meat stretchy it'll make your other meat stretchy and you'll fuck something up like your tendons.

However there's multiple kinds of anti-lox and I was researching that there's one kind already safely approved to be used in anti-scar cream called NDGA. It's done topologically rather than injected or orally, so you apply it to the area. You can find multiple creams available.

Anyways while researching, I found some redditards discussing exactly what I was researching and came across this thread that sums up what I've been looking up. Particularly the chain in picrel.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheScienceOfPE/comments/1jpw3xb/antilox_research_for_penile_enlargement_and/

The idea is essentially making the already approved cream able to penetrate the skin and have a safe non-toxic doseage. It even matches the fact that the NDGA I found is cheap. Pretty much every LLM I ran the formula picrel suggested said the math checks out but be careful, and the main ingredient I'd be looking out for (the anti-lox component) is already approved in creams. So the question is whether the doseages are actually safe or the LLMs and redditor are missing something. The chances of it working are likely actually high, the safety is the question.

>>513611277 (OP)
If I had a Minecraft laboratory crafting table I would craft criminal amounts of minecraft LSD and then distribute it at minecraft nursing homes, minecraft churches, minecraft homeless shelters, and minecraft public water treatment facilities. I would single handedly cause a mass awakening and the jews would be expelled from my Minecraft server within 4 years.

>>513612474
Finasteride is theorized like this. You can apply it topically, and it works more on local cells than systemically.

But it’s only like 1/3 potency systemically instead of avoiding 99%+ of the systemic effects, as people want

>>513612205
We can also do this, but it's so much easier to target Jews than all whites, you kikes have very specific genome with all your inbreeding we can target you so easy. We never thought about doing it, but thanks to you guys we now know what the new game is. You fucked up

>>513612474
>>513611978
This is one of the several LLMs I had a discussion with about the supposed formula.

>>513612596
I've heard people on /fit/ talk about finasteride having side goofy effects like gyno and inability to get hard. They take it on there to prevent baldness obviously. Though if I had to guess I'd say the side effect stems from raised estrogen levels, and since I take anti-estrogen medicine already with my testosterone enathate and deca I suppose the risk would likely be negated.

>>513612720
I think I've angered the CAPTCHA gods by sharing the formula

Meth obviously

>>513612720
I meant the local effect is hard to get without 2/3 still going into the blood, which probably applies to this substance, also.

>>513611516
Post it faggot. 5in is not enough

>>513611277 (OP)
Gold recovery, of course

>>513612642
im unvaxxed but this is made up bullshit

>>513612858
My weiner is already big. I'm just extremely greedy.

>>513612830
Oh so you're thinking there's a high chance of washout with an anti-lox cream? I didn't even know people put finasteride on the dick.

>>513611277 (OP)
Make cheap salves and antibiotics, sell them under the table-- Whites only, no comorbidities please.

>>513611516
lol, bait for tiny chumps

>>513611277 (OP)
What use do you have for Prasedoymium

>>513612474
>I was researching that there's one kind already safely approved to be used in anti-scar cream called NDGA
>As a lignan, it is a member of one of the major classes of phytoestrogens.

>>513613809
Just do heavy squats to keep your hormone levels balanced. It'd be way less than all the onions and microplastics we're bombarded with anyway.

>>513612938
why is NAC in the cream? i already have NAC. Also, how do you know the cream itself works vs pumping already proven to work?

>>513611516
>penis enlargement cream

>>513611516
>found redditors attempting to come up with a non toxic formula
>grows penis from head
No refunds lol

>>513611516
I'm curious, has anyone tried it? Any connective tissue fuckery? Floppy dick side effects? Is it hormonal?

>>513613483
the chloride was the cheapest source I could get and I need it to make other Pr salts (preferably some cool rare complexes)

>>513612474
Unless youre a micro penis, no women will actually care, and for a micro penis this wont help anyway

Wasted effort on a superstitious issue

Unless you're doing it for the business angle profiting on millions of insecure men

>>513614861
They did a test on mice with anti-lox substance + VED vs just VED vs. both plus hcg.

Anti-lox with VED blew blew everything else out. The hcg surprisingly lessened the results.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37783699/
>>513615409
>caring about women's opinions instead of building the body you want

>>513614861
It was proposed by the redditard, see >>513612474

>>513611277 (OP)
Finally learn some chemistry. Checked btw

>>513611277 (OP)
nothing desu
more interested in a workshop so i can fix my appliances/furniture

A dinosaur of course.