Thread 513623566

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Anonymous (ID: mcJfMS0J)

8/21/2025, 3:23:17 PM No.513623566 >>513623626 >>513623663 >>513624039 >>513624839 >>513624924 >>513625597 >>513626838 >>513628508 >>513632235 >>513633463

James web telescope peeking at Uranus

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Science is settled. Uranus has a very strong gravitational pull all likes when objects get intimate with its orbit.

Anonymous (ID: mcJfMS0J)

8/21/2025, 3:24:21 PM No.513623626

>>513623566 (OP)
Imagine 29 objects in Uranus. Sneaky and very gassy.

Anonymous (ID: rp1Lbp+q)

8/21/2025, 3:24:54 PM No.513623663

>>513623566 (OP)
time to have a shower i guess

Anonymous (ID: gADesxUB)

8/21/2025, 3:26:03 PM No.513623744

It's the newly discovered moon yomomma

Anonymous (ID: rp1Lbp+q)

8/21/2025, 3:30:43 PM No.513624039 >>513624947

>>513623566 (OP)
to be fair, finding tiny new moons as telescopes improve is not a rare happening. they found a whole bunch of them around saturn not long back that hadn't been seen before. another dozen or something. the moons around saturn are free. you can just take them. saturn has about 59 moons.

Anonymous (ID: h7K5uxk1)

8/21/2025, 3:43:06 PM No.513624839

>>513623566 (OP)
Science is Fake until proven Gay

Anonymous (ID: OHRRIBRW)

8/21/2025, 3:44:15 PM No.513624924 >>513627898 >>513629014

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>>513623566 (OP)

Anonymous (ID: i1Zrxo3y)

8/21/2025, 3:44:21 PM No.513624928 >>513625290

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>Scientists Confirm Uranus Smells Like Farts
just one little bit of circumstantial evidence to hopefully make people question how real science is

Anonymous (ID: /c+P1j9+)

8/21/2025, 3:44:43 PM No.513624947 >>513625184 >>513631732

>>513624039
>saturn has about 59 moons
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Anonymous (ID: rp1Lbp+q)

8/21/2025, 3:48:06 PM No.513625184

>>513624947
oh, you're right yeah. was just trying to recall one article i read about it months ago. thanks for the correction.

Anonymous (ID: rp1Lbp+q)

8/21/2025, 3:49:27 PM No.513625290

>>513624928
whats not real is science journalism. the truth is probably that a bit of methane has been detected in the atmosphere of uranus and the journo decided to make a dumb click bait headline.

Anonymous (ID: JHl1bhJ8)

8/21/2025, 3:53:52 PM No.513625597 >>513626130

>>513623566 (OP)
Every single one of these space headlines is bait. They all use Jewish phrasing to give off the impression it's about aliens.
OP's article is about a moon. That's the "mysterious object."
https://science.nasa.gov/blogs/webb/2025/08/19/new-moon-discovered-orbiting-uranus-using-nasas-webb-telescope/

Anonymous (ID: mcJfMS0J)

8/21/2025, 4:00:50 PM No.513626130

>>513625597
Absolutely. It's all click bait.

Dave (ID: DQPdKZRf)

8/21/2025, 4:10:36 PM No.513626838 >>513627105

>>513623566 (OP)
It's a tiny moon therefore not mysterious

I fucking hate this "journalists" and people reposting their crap

Anonymous (ID: mcJfMS0J)

8/21/2025, 4:14:32 PM No.513627105

>>513626838
Sorry, I posted it because its rectal humor. I'll probably do it again.

Anonymous (ID: MT4184m7)

8/21/2025, 4:25:34 PM No.513627898

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Anonymous (ID: hook//iD)

8/21/2025, 4:34:44 PM No.513628508

>>513623566 (OP)
I wonder how astronomers manage to keep a straight face throughout their work day.

Anonymous (ID: ZvWLrvzw)

8/21/2025, 4:42:09 PM No.513629014

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Anonymous !niqjediPCA (ID: MIoHP4un)

8/21/2025, 5:17:45 PM No.513631481

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Anonymous (ID: EH8QmQwy) 8/21/2025, 5:19:31 PM No.513631611

Not Myanus

Anonymous (ID: EH8QmQwy) 8/21/2025, 5:20:54 PM No.513631732

>>513624947
277 actually
They missed a few wee tiny ones.

Anonymous (ID: Qko+yZfS)

8/21/2025, 5:27:52 PM No.513632235 >>513633223

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>>513623566 (OP)
AHHHH!

Anonymous (ID: bfVSgIkf)

8/21/2025, 5:41:53 PM No.513633223

>>513632235
"Outlandish Molecule" sounds like either the name of a Chinese bootleg toy, or a 90s ska/punk band.

Anonymous (ID: TAcaef6/)

8/21/2025, 5:45:05 PM No.513633463

>>513623566 (OP)
>mysterious object
>turns out to be not mysterious at all, just 2 lines down
Woah what are the odds that a planet with 28 moons might have a tiny uncatalogued moon that was too small to see? Something like 90%?