Thread 513626052

TYB

Unlike this prison, you don't fuck things up.

TYB and good morning saars
Audio worse than usual today

microwave on a chair and a desk with nothing on it , why even bother

>calling a rape an accident
it's already over

>I did an accident
>2nd degree rape

> I did an accident
lmaoo

Good monrin niggas.

https://www.wafb.com/story/37530591/42-year-old-man-charged-with-first-degree-rape-after-sexual-assault-of-12-year-old/

What a fucking idiot lmao

this nig is toast

>Prostitute in Ohio babysitting his keets
KEK 1 to 100 real quick

lmao this one was wild

Lets a prostitute watch muh keeds
Denied

errbod rapin and gettin raped

Good morning gentlemen

>>513627001
>https://www.wafb.com/story/37530591/42-year-old-man-charged-with-first-degree-rape-after-sexual-assault-of-12-year-old/
He looks like Beetlejuice

>>513626052 (OP)
Good evening fine gentlemen, how are we all?
I have a rum and coke ready, I'm in my robe in front of the heater, and the parole board is on the telly.

Yes we hear you

Tessi, can you hear? Can you hear me, Tessi. You've been been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth negro.

>>513627242
Sounds comfy

WTF WAS THAT

>>513627242
i'm on my second cup of coffee, second nicotine pouch, raring for some hilarious parole denial chimpouts

>>513627242
i...is it wrong that i now want to travel to australia

this negro has a jew lawyer, i like his odds right now

tessa jewberg looking particularly disgusting this morning

kike lawyer trying to free a violent negro?!?!? no heckin way!

>>513627242
>I'm in my robe in front of the heater

Better keep them legs closed, don't wanna burn your chestnuts

>>513627379
Long day at work, I need the unwind
>>513627442
Based
>>513627513
Just avoid Melbourne and you're set
>>513627750
I shall do that!

You can hear this nigger trying so hard not to speak in ebonics in real time.

>Six kids
Absolutely not fucking surprised

>>513627598
Indeed

>#believeallwomen
except when your client's freedom is on the line

First case was this nigger.
https://www.wafb.com/story/37530591/42-year-old-man-charged-with-first-degree-rape-after-sexual-assault-of-12-year-old/

What happened to believe all women?

>>513627228
>>513627001
Looks like I’m late to the party.

i hate hearing kikes talk.

>learning difficulties
par for the course for his species

>>513628413
i had to mute it
i just can't listen to this kike bitch talk about how "great" of a person this nog is just because he can button his shirt and not kill her

What's worse than upspeak?
Juden upspeak

>He learned how to read and write letters by looking up rap lyrics to songs he knew
Oh fuck, that reminds me of the 'write a letter one word at a time' threads xD

>>513628431
and 6 kids.

>>513628570
The acoustics are killing that guy, might as well be in a wind tunnel

NICE KIKE LAWYER YOU HIRED THERE, HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT

>kike lawyer spends 5 minutes trying to weasel this nigger out of the cage
>coon lies himself back in there in record time
>even chucky votes to revoke
Poetry of the finest calibre

Keep your head up, /lpbg/!

>It's okay, keep yo head up

You know he wants to smack her for putting him back in jail kek

It was the random ass story about learning how to be literate from rap songs that did him in

>Can I ask a question
>NO
I love it when that happens

They’ve successfully turned revocations into a shit show but glad that kike attorney lost.

Hello frens, how are you doing today? I was so excited for Silksong that I forgot we have parole today. Did I miss anything good?
>Today's docket

Love this stuff

>he finished sixth grade
>he taught himself how to read in jail
So from first grade to sixth grade he didn't learn how to read?

>>513628969
if you need a terrible laugh visit >>513592228

give you some real insight to what we can expect from america in decade.

>>513628969
america has an amazing public education system. 50% of high school graduates are functionally illiterate

>>513628969
You can't hold them back a grade just because they can't read, that would be raciss

>>513628873
Jaylen is a baby raper

https://www.kezi.com/news/local/man-convicted-of-sexually-abusing-two-children-sentenced-to-more-than-15-years-in-prison/article_e5eb9fee-ec5e-11ee-86ad-9709b7640748.html

Phazie Ornelus
WAT

>>513628969
Stop asking questions.

Shiiiiiiet

Mumble nigger is cooked.

so she lying?
>yeah

no further questions

turned the dindu-ing up to 100 with this one lmao
do niggers genuinely believe their own bullshit?

REVOKED
guess he has more time to learn to read now

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Need a new program; “Stop Being A Stupid Nigger”.

>>513629678
>drugs
boring

>>513629246
He tried to play the "I'm retarded" card. Why he's still alive and breathing, I do not know.

That stare

military vet that got hooked on drugs. let him go

well a quick and easy one.
see you later, niggers.
dont forget to do your programs.

rare deserving parolee

>>513630422
we still have a baby raper to deny

I can understand his reasoning for drugs after getting out. DVA here don't look after you well and it's just easier to grab shit off the street.

>>513630422
There's more, anon. They're just signing off with that one prison.

>>513630466
>>513630478
thanks for the heads up anons.
i have to get to work anyway. i'll be listening in the car and shitposting in my mind.

>>513630422
get back here anon we still have the main event Kenny "Likesem" Young and didn't we already have someone who's also a "Likesem" Young yesterday?

>>513630422
We've only had one off the list >>513628873
Plenty of pedos to go today

>>513630547
Can't miss the sex offenders. They're the best ones.

>>513630300
That was a comfy one.

>>513629246
Jaylen

https://www.houmatoday.com/story/news/2020/07/28/oregon-man-charged-in-lafourche-sex-crime-investigation/112542348/

>>513630578
Yeah, the victim's relative in the Young case yesterday referred to the victim as a baby, working. Doesn't get much younger than that.
That was honestly kinda chilling listening to him basically say he was getting raped in there.

We also have Kenny Roy Young

https://law.justia.com/cases/louisiana/third-circuit-court-of-appeal/2019/ka-0018-0790.html

>>513630739
>prisoners who have my charges tend to be preyed upon here
>opposition statement comes on and reveals he raped an infant
hard to find sympathy for chomos getting raped

>>513630578
yeah we had a Donald Young yesterday

>>513630926
The whole reality is grim af. We live in hell

>>513630739
Sup fellow Charlie? You in HCM, Hanoi, or - God forbid - one of the provincial districts?

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I was posting on a different thread about Apple making phones in India

and STEVE JOSEPH JANISE

https://law.justia.com/cases/louisiana/third-circuit-court-of-appeal/2009/ka-09-0760.html

>>513630921
>sentenced 12 years total for diddling a 13yo for a whole year
sounds a bit lenient

chinky eyes

>>513630926
I dunno bro, I understand you, but I definitely don't have it in me too feel good about that.
>>513630993
Basically this.

Holy Aryan warden!

>>513631104
>https://law.justia.com/cases/louisiana/third-circuit-court-of-appeal/2009/ka-09-0760.html
>Just for the beauty of it
He's done already

>>513631165
He was just teaching his step daughter about sex when her mom came home unexpectedly.
Needs wood chipping

i wuz jus playin wit da gun n shiet

Did Pete just say he was going to axe him something?

>>513631463
yeah, he's said it a couple times already today which is pretty funny

>>513631327
“Just for the beauty of it”

Needs feet first in the wood chipper on very low feed speed.

>>513631327
>Just for the beauty of it

Fucking grim.

this nigga doesnt know how to talk

Can this nigger fucking articulate properly holy fuck cunt
I'm actually getting shitty listening to him

i love how autistically this guy speaks

>>513631596
He doesn't waste his words

I must be dreaming, chucky is actually axin' questions!

Why is the tip of his nose lighter than the rest of his skin? It's like reverse dog nose.

This has to be the dumbest nog that's been on here in ages.

>>513631594
>>513631596
>>513631630
Why waste time say many word when few do trick

>>513631327
>Just for the beauty of it
What did he mean by this? At least this diddler had the decency of not raping kids. Throw him to the Angola niggers.

>>513631699
I agree

hes the streamer now

I don't think mumble mouth survives.

These 3 dumbfucks calls for more executive sessions than anyone else. wtf

>>513631327
>just for the beauty of it

imma give you a shot

Morehouse dude deserves it. He's a very stoic man.

I'll be fucked, they granted him?
>Public speaking classes
KEK

That guy is being brutalized in prison.

So NOT saying anything is also a valid strategy in these hearings? That's good to know.

AUTISTIC STOIC KING

>>513631817
The need a chance to jerk off together before they grant another violent criminal

>>513632051
>don't hang yo'self

>Granted
You have got to be shitting me. Definitely zero chance of recidivism with this future doctor.

New strategy for getting paroled: STFU

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>>513631817
Those snacks aren't gonna eat themselves bwoy

>say nothing
>nothing can be used against you
Can't tell if he's a cold calculating nigger or if he's been repeatedly raped in the showers.

The irony of Tillis telling this guy to take a “speaking class”.

>>513632151
>or if he's been repeatedly raped in the showers.

Im a trans woman thats done time, you dont want to experience prison

SILENT NIGGAS

>>513632127
this guy is a gross pervert
started dating a single mom to get access to her daughter
should have been burned at the stake already

>>513632204
good bait

>>513632226
AUTISTIC NIGGAS

>>513632151
They aren't mutually exclusive

>>513632204
>trans woman
Sooo not a loony troon?

>>513632127
two days, two pedos named Young. weird coincidence

>>513632204
Gave up tripfagging, Stella?

>>513632226
MYSTERY NIGGAS

shit i thought it was friday. lemme guess. steve is the last case

>>513632347
Im not stella, you all gave me grief so no more trippin

Y'all trippin now!

>>513632474
my nigga steve

melanie looking rough

Yeah, this guy definitely fucks. Kids.

For my fellow oldfags
https://youtu.be/AHJ9qHPPge0

Thats one gruff whyte bwoy

ayo they got rapeson on zoom

>>513632799
100%

>faith based dorms
baby raping in the name of Jesus

>12 years
That all? Also he sounds retarded.

The real evil here is drugs and alcohol

it wasn't his fault it was the cocaine

>>513632910
That's why they call it cardinal knowledge

>my dad passed away so I banging my girlfriend's daughter
Kill this faggot

what we think chat? do we let this misunderstood gentle giant walk?

that's the whole point of having a girlfriend with a daughter, so when she gets old and fugly you have a fresh young replacement.

>Dad died
>Welp guess it's time for cocaine and kiddies

>>513632815
What in the fuck?

>>513632910
It's called the catholic church.

They have to deny him, cant be sentenced to 12 years and serve two

This guy doesn't seem too brilliant.

>>513633081
Either schizophrenia or an empty nester who is slowly going insane from being isolated for so long.

chuck being an idiot as usual

>>513633147
its cause he turned away from gawd an da church. working on cars keep him straight.

Why isn't mom speaking on his behalf then?

>>513626052 (OP)
Why does Louisiana televise this like it's a show lol

>>513633260
the real question is why dont other states?

>>513633260
Because IT IS :)

Keep your head up champ, you'll be out in no time!

>>513633260
It's the best thing to come out of covid

>>513633260
It's in the law, the public has the right to know who the government is releasing back to the streets.

>>513633260
They are required by law to be open to the public. During the coof they figured out Zoom was more efficient to cover all the prisons,

>>513633260
>Pardon and parole hearings are open to the public. The hearings are conducted using Zoom video conferencing, which allows members of the public to observe and comment. The hearings are also streamed live on YouTube.

>You may participate in the hearing process through Zoom video conferencing on a PC, Mac, Linux, iOS, or Android device or in person at DPS&C Headquarters. Please see below on how to attend the hearings through Zoom. Individuals interested in attending the hearings should arrive 30 minutes before the start time and report to the security office for processing. All visitors are subject to search. Personal items, including handbags, cell phones, laptops, tablets, smartwatches, weapons, and contraband, are prohibited on the premises.

>Children under 12 will not be allowed to attend any public Board of Pardons and Committee on Parole meeting/hearing. The only exception is if the child is the victim and chooses to appear. Due to security concerns, the number of people allowed in the room during the hearing will be limited to 10 individuals in support and 10 individuals in opposition. For individuals who require special needs assistance, please contact board staff at (225) 342-6622.

>>513633260
Because they know it's fun to watch niggers being sent back to the cage

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Case details here >>513631104

Next guy has a 3x combo of molestation of a juvenile

That pedo kind of glossed over what he actually did. Should be serving life.

Time for the child genital beauty appreciator

now for the main course.
>W0GT4

>>513633464
game is game

>>513633449
Yeah I posted all these pedo’s above thanks to your posting of today’s docket in yesterday’s thread.

>>513633483
they all gloss over what they did
the only one who didnt was the Mexican who told the Board that the 12 year old gave him Herpes and everyone he knew was fucking her, so he ass fucked her because her vagina was so used and diseased and he ended up getting herpes from her anyways

And Pawdaddy of course. he didnt gloss over it either

>>513633569
Going for the high score multiplier. Scrub. Just input the Kocunny Code. Simple as.

>>513633750
Yeah saw both.

>>513633449
Three kids, all under 6, grandchildren of his girlfriend
Weirdly, he turned himself in but plead no contest instead of guilty

thats an innocent man that was wrongly accused of molestation if ive ever seen one

>>513633771
>code accepted

>>513633750
The funny part was the mom ended up with the herp too, and I almost felt bad for the translator.
SpicDaddy blames 12yo stepdaughter for the herpes https://youtu.be/hdViONbWQpA?t=6027

>>513633750
Spicdaddy was wild

Yeah, I could see this dude gobbling a cunny sandwich or three.

>>513633908
Winner, winner, cunny dinner!

>>513633857
see, we need to bring back flogging
this man was fucking 6 year olds
he should have been publicly flogged until just before death and then hung by the neck until dead

yo they got the victims mom on here???

>>513633857
most states require a waiver of future appeals if you plead guilty. a no contest plea would probably preserve his right of appeal

>>513633857
Yes, looks like he tried to appeal his sentence for being too excessive

>boy
kill him

>i was angry at my girlfriend for leaving the kid in the bathtub unattended so i fucked his ass
wut

>Angry at mom for leaving her kid in the tub
>Rape the kid

Now that is a leap in logic kek

>that bitch left that boy in the tub on his own
>I got an idea

>>513634060
>angry with his girlfriend for leaving her kid in the bath, so he molests him

What.
what.

>I was angry at my girlfriend for leaving a 5 year old boy in the bathtub unattended so I molested him
what

>he was bathing alone
Welp, better molest him

>>513634028
Not actually fucking, just appreciating the beauty of the penis

That'll show the bitch.

>>513633750
>herpes
It can be managed, but not cured

>He molested his own daughter
It just keeps getting worse

>>513634055
Based IASIP fan

But wait, there's more! And it gets worse.

>>513634188
yeah thats what she gets for leaving him in the tub

Dirty old faggot
shitters clogged

>>513634188
Checked and fucking kekd

This guy is a classic paedophile. Never release him, never. He dies in prison

fucking lol. the way they test that is to hook a device to his dick that measures if he gets even a little hard and then show him cp of different little kids

>>513634219
>>513634243
I guess that's why his parole eligibility date was 10 years ago

everytime i see one of these chomos asking for parole im reminded of this louis ck bit https://youtu.be/yzh7RtIJKZk?t=418

This is where our justice system goes off the damned rails. If someone commits a crime and there is absolutely no way it could be anyone else, there should be no appeals and you are punished that day. Make gallows at the courthouse great again.

Bathdaddy?

did he ragequit

>>513634389
Bathdaddy or Shower-Plower

>We ax
Bitch, you're white, and district attorney, speak normal.

now what's going on

>relocate him outside of our parish
Yeah, go molest kids somewhere else

>>513634324
Shouldn't they be arrested for that?

Pedo dipped out.

>>513634480
>Yeah, go molest kids somewhere else
Preferably six feet under.

Oh Fruge

>>513634471

I think they lost contact with the prison

>>513634489
strictly speaking yes but these are people who believe in moral relativism and Popper's paradox. it's okay when THEY do it. THEY do it for the RIGHT reasons. they're the good guys. the slope isn't slippery and the road to hell isn't paved with good intentions.

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/questions-over-fbi-allegedly-running-23-child-porn-sites/

It would be great if the cam came back on and the dude was dead

let the man plead his case

>I read over your case and looked at the evidence and it says here you were browsing an imageboard where people would watch a live parole board hearing on a regular basis where you and others would post hateful and derogatory remarks about the individuals on the live stream
How do you explain yourself /lpbg/?

Also
>we're having some tactical difficulties
Kek, fucking boomers

I really like that shield in the background. Cool emblem.

>THE INTERNET IS OUT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fucking call comcast

>>513634751
>How do you explain yourself /lpbg/?
guilty with a statement

>>513634773
Even the modem is disgusted by that man.

Next case = Denied
he said it kek

>>513634751
Well, you see, my girlfriend left her kid alone, watching an iPad, so I got angry and hopped on the board.

>>513634742
>epsteined
where the cameras all black out and the inmate kills himself at that exact moment

Time for a brief detour for cruelty to juveniles

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from kid diddlers to kid beaters

>>513634751
the images have enhanced pickles and should not be admitted as evidence

>>513634751
bitch /lpbg/ is comfy and awesome and you're a faggot if you're not there daily.

>>513634987
sorpy

She's being evasive on the charges, not a good move

>>513634999
to be fair, her little nigglets probably deserved getting beat
have you seen a little nigglet that didnt need a little beating?

starving niglet. how african of her.

Swift judgement

>>513635137
Not such a little nigglet from the sounds of it. "He gets his size from his daddy"

she wuz eatin good

jesus. i wish we got more details.

Wtf did she even do?

What did she do? To be the worst case he has seen?

>>513635215
lmao

>worst case I've seen on this board
Does Pete have a 5 minute memory or something?

>>513635260
Starved and beat the lil nigga.

>>513635260
>>513635270
sounds like there was more to the case that wasnt addressed on the stream

>>513635285
He meant of this kind of crime

>>513635285
i get the feeling they left out most of the details

Dammit, Pete! You can't just say it's the worst case you've seen and give no details
Meemaw would have crucified the bitch with the facts

>>513635255
yeah, I think I missed all of the key factors of the case
for Pete to say this was worst case he's seen, I'll take back my joke on the abuse
It must have been terrible, and I am sorry for those kids

>>513635315
i seen a pic like that with a stripper showing her asshole to the camera and a whole family of them, men, women, and children sitting in a circle watching with a white christmas tree in the corner.

“Just for the beauty of it.” pedo is up next.

YEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>513635368
and keep in mind, Pete's seen some shit, and I'm not talking about just the bottom of a funyons bag

Crap there's one Murder Monday then jack shit for two weeks

>>513635491
What a description hahaha. I think I need to see this picture. Anyone have it?

>>513635502
Nope. Internet is fixed. Stressful pedo continues.

im in suspense chat

>>513635586
I hate this

>>513635502
That's this guy isn't it?

>>513635586
They have a parole docket for August 27th

does giving classes actually fucking help these people? i cant help but feel a lot of methods of criminal reform is a bunch of bs.

this boomer doesn't know about how bad inflation has gotten. you can't live on social security

I sure hope his next girlfriend supervises her kid's time in the tub.

>>513635491
I think I remember that one. Could have sworn it was a webm though, maybe I'm thinking of a separate one

>>513635836
your feeling is not wrong. it's just a way to funnel tax dollars to leeches. very few of these people didn't know what they were doing was wrong when they did it. but they're all coached to say they learned so much and the programs helped them immeasurably.

>>513635895
Much less buy property. Enjoy gardening in your cell.

>>513635836
I'll give you three guesses, but you will only need one. These classes are more likely related to kickbacks because they have to pay to get the materials. It's also so that whenever someone inevitably fucks up, the board and the state are insulated-they can just say: "He didn't try hard enough with the classes."

>>513635617
I've seen it but didn't save I guess

>>513635934
maybe i just saw a screencap of the vid? or maybe they just do it so much that there are multiple similar images/videos

>>513635923
That guy had a girlfriend when 45% of men have never said hello to a woman lmao

Well thank you all anons see you on Monday and make sure to do your progrums

>>513635753
Yeah I guess so.

Men are pathetic

>>513636029
bitches like the badboys

ps you're a faggot

>>513636002
Fucking hell kek

>>513635977
yeah, the "buy some property" made me chuckle
he's gonna live in a little trailer all right, with 3 other pedo roommates who torture him worse than anyone in prison ever did

>>513635836
It is a bunch of bs. Like Jewish daycare for women, except for niggers.

This old shitbag guy is gonna get ssdi? Fuck this country. We have literally non criminals who deserve it more than this old piece of fucking waste. This country is beyond redemption and the only answer is extreme violence against every last fucking kike in the us govt. Holy shit.

Looks like this is it for today, we have pardon next Monday 25 August, and none of those annoying restoration of firearms faggots, this is good old pardon hearings. After there seems to be a parole day on 27 August before the board goes dark for 2 weeks.
>Monday's Pardon docket

well that was fun. see you guys on monday.

Enjoy ur weekend

See you on Monday, gents

>>513636002
>>513636217
>they both have the same 'oh shit' expression on their faces

>>513636194
Nice. First degree murder is some serious shit in LA.

>>513636183
>This old shitbag guy is gonna get ssdi
It’s his money that was collected out of his paycheck over his working career anon.

>>513636217
I forgot to reply last time. Based Daisy poster.

>>513636452
holy shit that's a lot of drunk driving beaners

>>513636486
No worries we're all just anons

>>513636452
I just looked at this docket, and look at all those WHITE men on the docket, they sure have white names, especially my nigger Hoang Pham.

>>513636452
i wonder if they decided to have all of their translator cases on one day

>>513636483
yea that's not how that works. social security is a literal ponzi scheme. the people paying into it are paying for the current crop of oldsters. when they get old it will be the young workers paying for them. at least that's the idea. that's why first world nations in general are pissing their pants about birth rates and letting in as many immigrants as they can, because their badly designed social safety nets require workers to fleece.

>>513626052 (OP)
Nigger

>>513636946
yeah i hate them