Thread 513635221

>In 2020, Newsom signed AB 3121, establishing a task force to study reparations for African Americans descended from enslaved people, including recommendations for compensation and addressing ongoing harms from slavery costing over $130 million.

>Newsom signed AB 979 in 2020, requiring publicly held corporations headquartered in California to include at least one director from an underrepresented community (e.g., Black, Latino, Asian, Native American, or LGBTQ+) on their boards, with increasing requirements based on board size.

>In 2020, Newsom signed AB 1460, mandating that California State University students take a 3-unit ethnic studies course (covering Native American, African American, Asian American, or Latina/o studies) to graduate

>>513635221 (OP)
are swedes really so retarded that they think the VP is being sincere?

>>513635316
are americans really so retarded that they think gavin newsom is being sincere?

>>513635221 (OP)
It all started with obama and fox new back in 2009. They know what theyre doing is evil and retarded but they dont give a fuck. They have a plan and they will do whatever it takes to accomplish it. Theyre also back by satan, jews and moloch.

>>513635221 (OP)
It's the classic leftists stealing a right-wing meme and making it not funny.

>>513635221 (OP)
Nothing about Blumpfs current shitposting style is genius. He sounds like a fucking idiot these days posting these retarded try hard walls of texts. It never used to be like this.

Newsom is mocking him for it.

>>513635283
Trumps platinum plan way WAY better

>>513635221 (OP)
Being satirical isn’t authentic. It’s being a holier than thou wise ass

>>513635221 (OP)
SAAR REDEEM YOUR AUTHENTICITY!!!!

>>513635552
DELETE THIS

>>513635386
Gavin is the biggest flamming homo in politics right now. Almost all his pictures are professionally staged or with natural surrounded by faggots and trannies. The DNC will pick him for their voters because they haven't learned anything

>>513635221 (OP)
Vance might be a bit autistic.
Surprised frankly, thought that autistic people had extremely sensitive olfactory senses.

>>513635221 (OP)
Nobody wants to mimic a blackmailed pedophile who works in service of a foreign hostile nation.

>>513635221 (OP)
Satire is mimicking though.
If it weren't, then it'd just be mocking.

>>513635221 (OP)
> —That
AI post.

>>513635386
It isn't that they think he's being sincere, they know he's mocking Trump by emulating his style. The issue is that this is elementary school-level mockery, coming from an actual political figure. This is a grown-ass man resorting to "I was only pretending to be retarded"-tier humor, and not just any man, a fucking state governor of all people. And the Leftists are eating it up, because they're just as retarded.

The VP is right: it isn't humor, it isn't "satire", it's a grown man and half the country throwing a tantrum like toddlers but demanding that we treat them seriously. It's unhinged. When he says "be authentic", what he means is "grow the fuck up, pussies".

>>513635221 (OP)
Gavin Newscum is Temu Patrick Bateman

>>513635455
>enforcing laws is evil and retarded
This is why democrats are over.

>>513636015
>"stop making fun of us! this isn't funny, you need to take politics seriously like we do!!!"
lol

>>513636298
see this guy is retarded just like them.

>>513636015
>ugh, so unpresidential

>>513635221 (OP)
the word mimick allows JD Vance to address the issue without using the word mocking. Doing that would let the person listening know "Donald Trump is the butt of a joke". When Vance says "mimick" he conveys "Newsom is adopting Trump's style because he lacks his own."

With all of your heart. imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

Sincerely, how can anyone like Vance? I find his personality so fake and frankly insufferable. His background is dubious obviously and his book sucked, but more importantly, he is just not a likable person. It makes no sense that he is the heir apparent.

>>513637221
>Hey chatgpt "Write in Trump’s social media style, but pretend you’re Gavin Newsom."

>>513637318
He is not the heir apparent anymore than Pence was. Vance was not chosen as VP to be Trump's successor after he leaves, as much as Vance is personally hoping for that position. Vance was chosen to be Trump's backup singer, because Trump would never allow someone else on the ticket that is not a supreme kissass.
Vance's greatest selling point is that he has no stance, no belief, no platform that he won't rewrite on a dime if he thinks he has a faster route to power and prestige. He was a never-Trumper when it was convenient, he's Trump's VP now that its convenient, and 4 years from now he'll be whatever is convenient then.
The only way that Vance is ever going to be president is if Trump dies in office and Vance gets promoted to fill the void. Nobody likes him enough to vote for him, and I don't see the rightwing media machine changing that.

>>513636015
You sound ugly and stupid I'll break it down for you. Gavin is hot and killing it with women +25 but doing poorly with men -2.

There is a huge swathe of young men who hate trump now that its clear to everyone but boomers he's owned by jews.

Newsom is appealing to those men by posting his great white family and calling Nancy mace a tranny. Since vance and co are so butthurt over it I'd say they've seen polling showing its effective.

>>513637804
Strong disagdelegates. Biden/hillary is proof a frontrunner zombie candidate can put one foot in front of the other long enough to amass the needed delagates.

>>513635221 (OP)

>Vance: the secret to Trump's success is that he's authentic. You can't copy that, that's the point.
>Idiots: WE WERE SATIRIZING IT LOLOLOL
>Vance: So you're intentionally being unauthentic? That's the point. It loses elections.
>Idiots: ... HURRRRR
I'd say the greater problem with American Democrats is that they're just nigger brained morons unable to extrapolate more than a single degree. Chess is not for Checkers players.

>>513639866
The Newsom persona is exactly what happens when a group of perpetually online shitlibs get into a room and think they can manufacture some kind of win.
>If we just keep saying we are owning everyone will believe us!
That's not how reality works. This is an exercise in "Faking it till you make it" but the reality is Newsom is just 1 peg higher than a Lil Donnie poster.

>>513639866
OMG this boomers thinks anyone believes trump or any politician is authentic
The only people defending vance and his hagmaxxed poo wife are ugly. Feel free to post chin and disprove me

>>513635221 (OP)
Poe's law

>>513635221 (OP)
Kek, someone show this tard Weird Al, who's widely lauded for his parodies.

>>513640464
The newsom social media campaign is meant to win over the gym bro white guys like me by pointing out vance is an ugly effeminate chud who runs weird and has a hideous poo family.

A guy who looks like Newsom calling Nancy mace a tranny is what America wants, Sorry chuds its over

>>513636015
>He's only pretending to be retarded
> He's not authentically retarded like Trump
lol lmao even.

>>513639337
>Gavin is hot and killing it with women +25 but doing poorly with men -2
You're a liar. The results you're reffering to are already posted here >>513635283
You just switch the numbers. You're so bad at lying. What? Did you hope no one would easily fact check? Fuck you're dumb. Dumb and brown.

>>513640507
Hmm. You're brown. You can make no demands becauae of it. You're brown. Very very brown.

>>513640649
If you think what newscum is doing is a parody, then you don't know what parody is

>>513640690
>gym bros being that shallow
Found the brown Indian shill. You know nothing.

NEWSOM'S WIFE IS JEWISH
AHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU SUPPORT JEWS GROYPERS
WHAT NEXT?

>>513637383
It's faster to just bullshit it on your own
Trump writes like a retard

>be authentic
says the least authentic man in politics

>>513641388
ermmm he was attractive in high school so checkmate atheists

>>513635283
yeah get ready for all this woke shit to come back with a vengeance next election cycle migapedes

>>513641507
>get ready for this thing that people are sick of and vote against to come back coupled with a Democrat candidate that no one actually likes.
Yeah. I'm sure that'll work out spectacularly for the left.

>>513641293
Please enlighten me.

>>513636015
>retarded"-tier humor
Newsom has a PR team to write this "satire" and it looks cringe to me. Trump tweets actual issues while Newsom mocks like it's grade school.

>>513641647
50% of your population of gibbs browns and midwestern tier white lemmings? yeah...

>>513641974
Oh! You mean the ones that can't vote and are being deported?
>>513641845
>The practice of reworking an already established composition, especially the incorporation into the Mass of material borrowed from other works, such as motets or madrigals.
Since you referred to the good man Weird AL and his parodies.

>>513635221 (OP)
>person
persons don't have being
theyre property and abstractions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
start slitting throats of the evildoers

>>513635221 (OP)
It's extremely easy to subvert Newsom's mocking gimmick.

Just associate Newsom with "Whiteness." The left so UTTERLY hates White people that all you have to do is slander their White candidates with their own inherent Whiteness and it WILL turn off a percentage of their base.

>>513635221 (OP)
>But our guy is authentically a crazy person
this is what rightoids consider a winning argument

>>513642190
It's a parody, but mocking, which is fine, parody is often used for critique.

>>513635221 (OP)
>we
>like admits he is a paid shill
lol

>>513642548
Ugly chuds just dont understand how UGLY jd's hagmaxxed poo wife is....no attractive person is voting for that sorry.

>>513635221 (OP)
Trump's an authentic bore. He's about as funny as Sam Hyde spitting all over himself. Fairground stripper.

>>513637221
God this is fucking pathetic. Ok, next shitty thread.

>>513641647
JD vance and Vivek are putting together an impressive coalition of groups no one else wants. Its like Kamala's collection of fags, trannies, shitskins, and whores.

JD and Vivek are supported by boomers, shitskins, ugly chuds, 4/10 and below women who are too fat and ugly to get harassed by pajeets

>>513637221
why cant they correctly imitate a guy they spend all day seething about

newsom is going to put vance in the labubu

>>513644220
Do tell us kraut, tell us ABOUT OUR COUNTRY
You eurotrash faggot.

>>513636449
No one gives a fuck if you "make fun" of people. You lack the intellect required to make any kind of cutting point and you support open borders and troon ideology. You're done.

>>513636531
>see you're retarded if you vote for the other party
All you voting midwits are retarded

>>513644434
Is a meme the best you can do fritz, or should I say muhammed?

>>513635221 (OP)
It's too constant and consistent to be merely satire, and his flattering mockery goes beyond the terrible ChatGPT posts his gay retards post on twitter

>>513644501
pay up "racist nazi"

>>513635221 (OP)
You're trying to hard

Why won't they take us seriously??

>>513642744
What is weird al critiquing?

>>513635221 (OP)
What's worse - not understanding satire, or pretending to not understand satire? Either way, Gay Dee Vance is a turbofaggot.

>>513643684
And all of those are more preferable than woke shit by a mile.

>>513635221 (OP)
"Mockery" is just their excuse.

newsom's wife is jewish
you support jews groyp-kikes
why is that?

>>513635221 (OP)
What?

>>513644977
Did you try rubbing your two brain cells together? Parodies can be either humorous, or mocking. It can also be a way to show praise. It's closely related to pastiche, but this is most often interwoven in its own work, as an homage.

>>513635221 (OP)
>Trump is authentically retarded
Why would he say that?

>Trump: I'm one of the most likely people to die and go to hell on this planet.
Things are pretty bad.

>>513645426
pay up nazi
>>513644664

>>513635221 (OP)
fuck america we need to be owned by russia to have a nrormal life !!!
lets fucking destroy our home nations and lets hope the russians win this thinmg !! fuck the western world and fuck western civilization

>>513635221 (OP)
Trump is an authentic bullshitter, that's why we love him.

>>513635455
>>513636531
2009 called, they want their stale takes back

>>513635283
>Have board of directors
>One if them pretends to be gay to meet government requirement
>The government finds out he's not gay
>The board of directors is imprisoned for not being gay

>>513635221 (OP)
Newsom isn't even the ones making the tweets, it's some beaner whore
At least the blonde bitch who follows trump around managing his social media is typing in shit he actually said
Newsom's twitter is basically the same as Wendy's

>>513635221 (OP)
Vance is retarded, it's not his fault.

>>513636531
>If you point out my nonsensical ideology YOU'RE retarded!

>>513646002
vance for brains

>>513635221 (OP)
Vance is right
Newsom's astroturf meme campaign is retarded

The problem with Newsom is that his staffers can only post lame memes, but no answers to anything. Trump goes all caps to his own detriment sometimes, but he gives you answers. What the fuck is Gavin's answer to anything? More illegals and trannies? Gibs for niggers?

>>513637221
>Trump can't go up stairs
It's hilarious that every single Ieftist argument and insult is just stolen from the right, just straight up attributing something that happened to Biden to Trump.

>we are mocking him
And yet when you do it it is gay. Explain.

>>513646300
>he's a pedo Check
>he's senile Check
>he's a foreign agent Check
Yup Hatred of Trump is pure Joe projection.

>>513645754
>Your opposition makes really good points
>You can't make them look bad with logic and reason
>Pretend to be an opposition supporter online and say stupid shit
>People now think the opposition group is retarded/evil

>>513635386
wrong flag, you vpn hopping nigger faggot

>>513635221 (OP)
Why is elections? Everyone knows they are fake a gay. Why a year long circus? The jews decide who they want and we all get fucked over for 4 years. The charade is unnecessary.

>>513635221 (OP)
No....daddy dump no....s-stop BEING MEAN TO DADDY DUMP HE'S MY DADDYYYYY!!!!!

>>513646772
Wow the left is beyond cringey.
This shit is simply pathetic.

>>513646772
Another thing leftists do is use gross baby talk like this, thinking they're associating rightoids with it.... but THEY'RE the ones talking like that. THEY'RE the ones going good going ga and talking about poopies and diapers and people associate that shit with THEM, because it's coming out of their fucking mouths
And I don't think they'll ever understand that.

>>513647404
>going good going ga
going goo goo ga ga

>>513647404
Sometimes it's best to not share your opinions

>Be authentic
coming form a guy that can't even be authentic when it comes to just his name.

>>513647494
Keep losing, I love it
You're getting what you deserve
Never stop your enemy when he's making a mistake

This is why we (Europeans) needed and used to have Jesters as an actual job.
The high and mighty forget how silly they are and need to be reminded.

>>513635221 (OP)
OP is mad that he's a Muslim in a strange land

>>513635283
Are they ever going to get a picture of this guy where he isn't drenched in grease?

>>513635221 (OP)
In satire, you personify a set of ideas into a caricature of them. It takes a few brain cells to recognize and then accurately create a character. Parody is when you mock a specific person and it the lowest form of humor, right next to puns. The democrats are truly humorless and incapable of anything remotely close to comedy, these days.

>>513635221 (OP)
It was satire the first two times now its just a crutch because this is all newsom has, seriously bro needs a better gameplan than just mimicing trump

>>513646663
What a wise memeflag. I better stop voting since it doesn't do any good anyway. Since we aren't using guns to fight the government anyway, we should also give them up. The NSA can spy on us, so we should make sure to speak clearly into the microphone. The jews control the economy so we shouldn't have gold, food, ammo, etc saved, and we definitely shouldn't have chickens or a garden.

>>513648141
Its even sadder when you realize that its all written by 2 college age liberals.

>>513635221 (OP)
Somebody needs to punch that fuck in the face!

Newsom and Vance are both owned by AIPAC
The US government is completely captured by Israel

>>513635283
don't care, not voting jeetsmells

>>513641867
no one's been reading trump's truth social novellas in years lil bro

>>513635686
He wss raised like Chris-Chan so he is immune to the stink of pajeets.

>>513635221 (OP)
Mocking isn't satire either. It's akin to repeating what the other person is saying in a dumb guy voice

>>513649129
That would only make sense if the person he's satirizing sounds like a retard to begin with

sorry newscum isn't popular even if he is joking about being a funny smug liberal.

and thus the groyper reveals himself as a kike defending leftist
good job groypers do you love jews now or what??

>>513650417
>muh directions
seethe more jew, tkd coming up

>>513645562
So newscum is paying homage to trump is what you're saying?

>>513645623
When did trump say he IS? Your screen shot says he "hears" he is.

>>513650523
gavin newsom's wife is a jew
his kids are jewish
why are you supporting jews groypshit?

>>513650711
didn't read, only here to call out a rat not engage with pilpul.

>>513650785
lmao
kill yourself kike dog fed

>>513635221 (OP)
No, we are just used to satire being done well. Watching the left is like watching a child learn to draw. You can tell its an animal, but you dont know if its a dog, a cat, a horse or your mother. Then the kid says its a monster truck.

>>513637221
This bad and they still had to ask an AI for help.

Here's what I don't get:

Democrats have ALWAYS mocked Trump. They tried to make fun of his hands, his hair, his spray-tan, his weight, how he talks, his family, his name, etc. etc. etc. They've mocked everything about him, every minute of the day, since 2015.

So what exactly does committing to a bit of shitposting tweets sort of in his style, accomplish as far as satire is concerned? MAYBE, if one were being very generous, you could say that buried in the tweets is a message about hypocrisy or something, but that would imply people actually "read" the tweets in their bombastic and nonsense style, and then actually parse something being said instead of "lol Trump dum lol". But that's not the case.

Also, the new bot/shill response is "Lol I'm entertained". Because that's all the liberals really care about here, not a politician with actual positions or ideas, not a real gathering message to create a coalition to stand up to Trump or whatever, just "entertainment". The funny ha-ha tweet made them laugh because it said Trump was stupid. Very memes.

>>513636015
>This is a grown-ass man resorting to "I was only pretending to be retarded"-tier humor, and not just any man, a fucking state governor of all people. And the Leftists are eating it up, because they're just as retarded.

Yes, but also realistically the left has no other options. Gavin can't stand up and start his campaign for President now, he'd lose all momentum and give himself too much time say something astronomically retarded, and the midterms aren't for another year and a half. So really, Dems are in the position where they can do nothing except do their best to try and use the courts to impede Trump's forward progress if possible and then hope that in a year when midterm campaigning starts gearing up they can find some people who can come up with actual unifying policy positions. Because right now, any position they DO take against Trump will fail. They can't run on migrant issues, too pro-illegal and pro-crime. They cant' run on anti-Trump, he's in a lame duck term. They can't run on the global issues because the fucker is stopping too many wars.

Most likely, they're going to have to revive abortion as their one key and only issue, because they have nothing else.

>>513651491
>What does it accomplish
It successfully satirizes and reveals how retarded Trump sounds on the daily

>>513652122
Ok but to WHO? Liberals already thought that and made fun of it, so you don't need to further convince them that he sounds dumb, and conservatives know how he talks about are fine with it.

It'd be like if I followed you around and mocked your stupid accent any time you talked. It doesn't actually change anyone's mind about anything you said, the people who already didn't like you already don't like you, and the ones who don't mind it won't care.

>>513651491
what you don't get is that it's been 10 fucking years of this Trump business throughout which he has delivered absolutely nothing and instead only transformed into an older, dumber jewish puppet. but you're just a dumb rube, in 2016 you would have been here shilling us rand paul or ted cruz, as many were. now you all are at it again with the same boomer slop and jewish cocks in the mouth, and you will see what happens when you lose the youthful, dynamic element.

>>513637804
Vance is a poojeet-loving never-trumper whose genetic lineage was conquered by his poojeet wife. Fuck that faggot.

>>513635221 (OP)
Vance is so fucking out of touch and embarrassing.

>>513652410
10 years and you are still seething same as you ever were. meanwhile MAGA wins every day. Vance 2028.
stay home, don't vote.

>>513640507
Trump is depressingly the most “authentic” president we’ve had in over 50 years, doesn’t mean it’s that good it just means that Trump has been Trump for his whole life and politicians are typically whatever is popular with their constituents at whatever given moment

>>513652550
well I'm definitely gonna vote, and it's not gonna be for libtarded jeetsmells who were kvetching about hitler and nazis until yesterday

>>513652410
>throughout which he has delivered absolutely nothing
Our border is closed, people are being deported, the government is being downsized and re-made into one of actual work and not smirking smug retards who lie on TV while collecting a paycheck as they ruin the country. We're kicking other countries in the balls with trade enforcement, we're staying out of or ending wars, and conservativism is on the rise across the country with Republican voter registration outpacing Democrat registration 2 to 1.

What do you mean "delivered nothing"? Trump has singlehandedly made issues that no politician of any party dared even say in public, into real ideas that the average person now takes on-board and has to contend with.

>>513652673
kek who are you voting for, gonna write in or vote dem?

JD Vance is an epic MAGA warrior. He doesn’t fall for the democrat Epstein hoax and their antisemitism. Vance 2028

>>513652673
you're not voting at all, because you're not american

>>513652550
The only ones voting for Vance are boomercons and jeets. That is his base.

>>513652346
>I don't understand the point of satire and jokes
I'm sorry I can't help you with this.
It's usually part of the human condition to understand these basic concepts

>>513652122
That really isn't the point.
It's supposed to make Newsom look cool. Let's see if it works for three years straight

>>513652842
are you even voting in 2026?

>>513651172
>we

>>513637221
>>513635221 (OP)
I really think that this style of speaking will get more people to vote for him. All he need is a staged shooting. If there's a repblic/democracy in 3 years.

>>513652917
He's surging in the polls for 2028, so yeah it's working

>>513652862
See, this is all liberals have. Their lives are just shitposts they have committed to.

>>513652726
of course bro, if you're high on paid influencer capeslop all of that is happening
here in the real world more wars, more costs, more jeets and more jews.
>>513652780
>>513652831
don't worry about it, I certainly do know who I'm never voting for.

>>513652996
>He's surging in the polls for 2028

He's surging as the CANDIDATE. That's a hell of a lot difference than being a viable contender for the actual election. Also, his present interest is literally part of the meme. The joke that you're in on is that you pretend the shitpost is funny because you hope it makes someone try and point out to you how it's retarded and then you say "lol u just dun get it lol hahah im entertained lol".

>>513653004
>Why even make jokes
>What is the point
See, this all rightoids have. Their lives are just being befuddled by humans doing what humans do.
The points is running for President in 2028.
He's been surging in the polling as of late

>>513635455
Man this is from Facebook in 2008
What a flash back of cringe

>>513653039
k have fun losing
best you just sit out in 2026 as well

>>513653162
>What is the point?
>He's gaining popularity
>Okay but that's doesn't count
holy kek

>>513645910
>emergency meeting of the board to determine who will suck dick to save the company

>>513653246
I am not sitting that one out either :)

>>513653186
It hasn't changed
Boomers took over that platform

>>513653300
whatever you say liberal

>>513653382
>muh liberal in the big 2025
can't possibly be younger than 45

>>513635986
People keep saying thats a marker for algorithm slop and come to think of it I have never seen a normal fag use that with any kind of regularity and now since it's been pointed as a marker I see it all the time
Dead internet is hyper running it's putrefaction of the webz

>>513653254
Anon. Kamala's "popularity" "surged" after it was announced that Biden was dropping out. Do you know what happened next? People PRETENDED to like her by using retarded shit she says and retarded noises she makes and trying to make it seem like those were actually wise, charismatic, and endearing. And you know what all of that got her?

Fucking nothing because she lost miserably. She lost in, actually, one of the biggest losses a Democratic presidential candidate ever has. Literally the entire country shifted to the right because of it.

So yes, tell me more about how it'll totally work for Newsom when his people use the same playbook. The same people pushing "Kamala is BRAT!" and shit like that are the ones fucking advising Newsom and doing his social media. They lost horribly, what makes you think they're going to get it right this time with the same playbook?

>>513653434
hey so what do you think of the new congressional maps that favor republican candidates? also what's your opinion on illegal immigrants being counted in the census which manipulates voting districts, seat apportionment, and electoral votes? what about getting rid of mail in ballots? are you aware that the majority of the US is actually republican?

I’ve read a lot about Vance, and he is legitimately stupid and doesn’t pick up on social cues like normal people. Then he gets confused and humiliated and lashes out. It’s very effeminate. Now he’s haughty too, so he thinks he’s entitled to be listened to. He’s very brittle.

>>513653453
People don't use it because there's no key on a keyboard to actually use an em dash (—). So while it is a Unicode character, it does exist as something you can type, the only way to get to it is with a keyboard code (Alt+1051). So yeah, normal people don't use it, but ChatGPT fucking LOVES em dashes.

>>513635283
Trump is literally mandating to do the exact same shit but for jewish students.

>>513653722
>Mistar vance SARR
>Do not be overproud sarr! Do not be over smart!

Fucking Indians.

>>513635221 (OP)
All liberals are some of the prissiest, pissy sort of weakfag motherfuckers

>>513635221 (OP)
Running a bit into the ground until it loses all of its charm is par for the course with lefties. Utterly incapable of memeing.

>>513637221
I am now dumber for having read that drivel

>>513653722
>HE IS STUPID AND EVIL AND GAY AND FEMININE AND ANGRY AND AUTISTIC AND PRIDEFUL AND FRAGILE AND POMPOUS AND--
Give it a break with the idiot hitler bit.

>>513653677
what do I think about the party that is literally owned by israel getting more seats and defrauding more rubes? terrible, anything that benefits jews directly harms me. but I am sure the other guys can gerrymander in their own states just the same. Mail in ballots? How about you actually investigate the election stolen from you which you got people in jail over?
You sound like you might even be above 60

>>513654024
>STOP SAYING MEAN THINGS ABOUT JD!!

>>513654024
>seething over a fat jeetsmell tranny getting memed on

>>513654024
Yes, those things are all correct. That’s why people don’t like him.

>>513635221 (OP)
>WeRe MoCkInG hIm
Yea but its not funny mockery. Its just gay butthurt and seething.
What are you mocking? His grandoise way of speaking? Okay, and why? Because you are butthurt.

>>513652952
>which AIPAC guy are you gonna VOOOOOOOOOOOTE for?

>>513653269
>It has to be livestreamed before a jury to save everyone from going to prison for perjury. The CFO tells everyone they will all be sucking dick anyway in prison if no one takes one for the team.

>>513654316
and your next line will be "having sex with women is gay" and "it's not gay to want to suck gavin newsom's cock"

kill yourself groypshit

>>513653512
>What's the point?
>this is the point.
>writes a blog post seething
See, this is all rightoids have.
They're entire lives is just being triggered by things and don't even know why

>>513654395
you can cut the leftist act groypshit.

>>513635221 (OP)
lol its def NOT satire for newscum
hes trying to claw back some brownie points because even the libs are tired of his shit

>>513636015
You mean national politics is about babysitting retarded people!

>>513654395
these old washed freaks got carried by young energetic guys and thought they were on the winning team. if this was 2016 they would be shilling for jeb bush right now

>>513635221 (OP)
>Don't be a crazy person. Be
authentic
Pretty rich coming from the ultimate empty suit JD Prance.

>>513650526
>amerimutt IQ

>>513635221 (OP)
It’s nice that Vance isn’t panicking and coping here - he’s just genuinely trying to give the Newsom campaign some tips!

>>513654149
democrats are owned by jews too though so why would you be against republicans for being owned by jews yet supportive of democrats

>>513654149
There is no election in any place that has mail in ballots, which is how they rigged it in the first place

>>513654395
Does your wife know you're spending your time here instead of cleaning Achmed's sweat and cum off her bedsheets?

>>513654392
>if you don’t vote for an AIPAC guy
>that means you’re gay
Neck yourself nigger.

>>513654722
Yeah that was a ridiculous statement.
All you have to do is look at track AIPAC, and you can clearly see that the majority of Congress Is beholden to those greasy jueden

>>513635283
Remember Trump's platinum plan?

>>513654722
when did I say they weren't? that's just your 90iq short circuiting over a basic bitch, goycattle herding "lesser of two evils" logic trap. If they actually weren't owned by jews they would be mogging these jeet loving kikeslaves to oblivion, but alas we're just stuck having to play one kikeslave against another.

>>513654803
maybe try making an argument? you're not really saying anything. Trump says the election was stolen, and I believe that. so how about some prosecution on that instead of covering up for epstein and helping other jewish pedophiles to escape to israel?

>>513655001
so you said you were voting in 2026 and 2028 but there's no candidates running that aren't owned by jews as you say

>>513655998
I am gonna vote against the ones that are supposed to represent my interests but suck jewish cocks instead, obviously. this isn't really that complicated

>>513656191
so you're going to vote for other candidates that are owned by jews?

>>513635221 (OP)
He's talking about more than some tweats, you gaping anus power faggot.

>>513654871
You're not giving me enough credit. I have time between posts to clean up all that semen

>>513656289
nope, I am just going to make those lose

>>513636015
I don’t think it’s a good political move, or on brand for Newsom, but who cares?

>>513635386
>Try to mimic trumps campaign
>Get utterly embarrassed almost immediately
>B-but we were just joking!!
LOL
LMFAO even

>>513653722
>Then he gets confused and humiliated and lashes out. It’s very effeminate. Now he’s haughty too
Okay SAAAAAAAAAAAAR
lmao ffs

>>513635221 (OP)
Zion Don is a gay faggot who digs chopped up weiners.

>>513635221 (OP)

I take his point to the extent that Trump actually writes like that and Newsoms funny parodies thereof arent his own creation, just something a PR team hes hired has pitched to him and executed on his behalf.

Its good satire but Newsom himself isnt the satirist so it doesnt credit him.

>>513656431
there are no candidates running that aren't owned by jews though. so if you vote for any candidate you're voting for jews by your definition

>>513656998
good job babby, for someone to lose another has to win, you figured it out lil guy

>>513657071
so you're voting for jews in 2026 and 2028?

>>513656349
you are defending a guy who named his son vivek

>>513657160
you people and your pilpul
you're so full of yourselves you get ousted immediately

>>513657439
So you're not voting for the most zionist candidate every time?

>>513657587
go clean up the semen faggot

>>513635386
>gavin newsom
>sincere
no.
>>513656616
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>513657756
Honest question, how do you mentally rationalize always voting for Jewish Supremacy?

>>513658216
crazy that you thought you cooked with that comeback

>>513658293
crazy how you're afraid to speak about this.
Fourth time you've just cope posted instead of answering

>>513658403
cope? you think I'm gonna effortpost for faggots lil bro? all the jew shills have already bailed out of the thread, I'm only here to tell you to kill yourself right now

>>513658594
Wow. I didn't know this was poltard kryptonite.
Good to know.
Btw Trump is the most Zionist President in history

>>513658742
kek you're still alive?

>>513658787
Damn. I didn't think it would be this easy.
Literally just pointing out objectively reality makes you seethe.
I really do appreciate you showing me this

>>513657439
it's not pilpul though. your entire argument and belief system is that trump is bad because he is owned by kikes and that vance is also owned by kikes. so since every political candidate is owned by kikes, according to your own logic and definitions, that means you're voting for jew owned politicians in 2026 and 2028.
it's not pilpul it's the exact outcome of what you claim to believe in.

>>513635386
We are retarded and Gavin is our leader.

>>513659148
no dummy, trump is is bad because he promised to Make America Great Again and instead simply went MIGA for sale. What the fuck do I care about liberals, I am not their base, they never pretended to be representing me, they never lied to me. I am just a checked out malcontent who's now looking to fuck shit up and nothing else, good luck getting me to play along with your old man copes.

>>513659356
you're checked out but you're voting for jew owned politicians in 2026 and 2028? that's all i'm getting from your posts, honestly. that you're voting for jews even though you're against them.

>>513659600
fix your fucking IP flipper JIDF shill, kek
kill yourself afterwards you retarded kike

>>513659720
have fun voting for jews in 2026 and 2028 i guess. must suck to hate kikes so much but still vote for them.

>>513659812
can't suck more than it will when you get gassed. 110 coming up yid, and this time no half measures

>>513635221 (OP)
stonetoss
>we aren't imitating winning the presidency
>we're doing the opposite of winning
>whew

>>513659924
>yes i am unironically voting for jews in 2026 and 2028 even though i hate jews
this is called coping by the way.

>>513659720
>So you're saying you're voting for Jews.
>Noooooooo you're a Jew
Why are you so afraid to engage with this question?

>>513659356
Kekk

>>513635316
>>513636015
Trump's tweets are the same type of retarded shit Chris Chan would write and deserve to be mocked.

>>513635386
>if only you knew...

>>513660164
someone here is definitely coping

>>513645426
>you support jews groyp-kikes
nick keeps saying he's probably not going to vote newsome. so maybe youre the kike, presenting fake news like that.
dont you understand the GOP needs to be punished for buttfucking us for decades? or maybe you enjoy it

>>513639866
Chexked

>>513660638
Honestly explain, how do rationalize voting for Jews while hating Jews?

>>513660783
no one wants to talk to you faggot, fuck off

>>513660829
You should probably reflect on why you're so afraid of this question.
It will make you look less Jewish if you can answer this question in the future

>>513660921
I am afraid of your monkeypox infecting me from across the screen

>>513660638
yes it's you. you are coping by voting for jews even though you claim to hate them.

>>513660966
Or do you know the answer, you just think it will make you a hypocrite by answering it?
That could explain the defensiveness

>>513660992
I am not tho, I know exactly what I want and I am gonna get it. the other side's jews can rip their hair out trying to shill israel's child murdering to their brown base with the 10% approval they got left. that's why you seethe so much over a fat jeetsmelling tranny too, no more free pass if he loses.

>>513661303
>The Jews hate it when I vote for Jews
This is the text book definition of coping

>>513661856
get off my dick, diseased faggot

Mimicry is the most sincere form of flattery

>>513662640
>p-please leave me alone to own the Jews
>there's nothing they hate more than billions in dollars and arms