Thread 513648410

How does he even have time to be a gooner?

>>513648410 (OP)
all of his kids were conceived with IVF. he doesn't even have sex. he's not human. he's evil in a way that normal people can't understand.

This shits cringe
Then later he’s gonna post
>muh birf rates

>>513648410 (OP)
>he doesn't make time to goon to ai waifus

>>513648410 (OP)
Elon Musk isn't a gooner. He made X.com, Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, and xAI. What have you done other than jerk off to chinese cartoons in your mom's basement?

>>513648410 (OP)
That's all he really does is goon. You don't actually think these guys work 100+ hours a week, do you? They might be in a work environment for half that time, but they're just playing with their phones at their desk.

>>513648410 (OP)
He pays people to run everything for him, then just takes credit.

He's massively incompetent and about on par with the average American in terms of IQ, so basically he's borderline retarded too.

Elon muskjew wants all the worlds nonwhite scum lusting after white women.

>>513648410 (OP)
The richest man in the world (besides Rothschild) is a terminally depressed drug addict who jacks off to anime girls and argues with strangers on the internet. Hell of a thing.

>>513648410 (OP)
what's the tldr on this? I'm out of the loop on my daily circus.

>>513648578
>Elon Musk isn't a gooner
Have you seen his Xitter timeline the past week? He keeps spamming about this AI goonbot. No way he’s not a gooner.

>>513648410 (OP)
he doesn't do anything all day despite his 100M PR machine meant to convince you otherwise
you dopy faggot

>>513648712
Elon made an AI goonbot (shown in pic rel) and he keeps spamming about it on Xitter

>>513648695
Based
He is just like me fr! Except Im a virgin and not a billionaire

>>513648410 (OP)
All billionaires are gooners. They just choose to use that energy on raping little girls instead of creating anime girls.

>>513648578
he 'made' none of those
he used daddys money to buy up other people hard work and slap his name on it you room temp iq sack of parroting shit

>>513648695
cultural victory game mechanic op

Elon musk isn't a gooner Sir.

im not into anime but id give that blonde FUKING CUM

>>513648964
*Saar

>>513648500
true invitro is fucked up for some quantum reason. it seems fine on the surface but every page turned becomes more evil.

>>513648410 (OP)
Elon Musk “works” the same way an Indian scammer does. He’s just making phone calls and doing meetings most of the day.

>>513648410 (OP)
What do you think his days look like.

>>513648410 (OP)
>WHITE POWERRRRRRRRRR

>>513648964
>t. Elon Musk

>>513648410 (OP)
This dude has never worked a day in his life much like any rich dick head

>>513648410 (OP)
He's a richfag Nepo baby. Those people have all the free time in the world but are also psychopaths that want people working for them 80 hours a week as cheap as possible. It's the reason he wants pajeets, they're the closest thing to slaves he can get. Also he has like 20 children but doesn't take care of any one of them

>>513648832
Ah, some quality circus.

>>513648869
you and i are the last two people on /pol/ smart enough to know basic shit like that. And the two of us ain't even that smart.

>>513648500
I was conceived with IVF and I came out autistic and schizo. All my brothers were born naturally and had no issues besides botched circumcisions

>>513649478
>had no issues besides botched circumcisions

>>513648832
....why? I miss old school nerdery of the 90s and 00s when having a floppy disk of hentai pictures was incredibly extra embarrassing to be caught with.

>>513649478
>botched circumcisions
Did they accidentally leave the foreskin on?

>>513649752
I think about this. I hate how fucking degenerate the "nerd" has become. I don't like the tongue in cheek "tee hee goth mommies, femboys, and big booty latinas right?" culture that has emerged around online spaces.

>>513649478
>All my brothers were born naturally and had no issues besides botched circumcisions
I rather be autistic and schizo than have my dick mutilated.

>>513649752
In the 90s, Nerd culture was the last remaining White culture. I wouldn't have even considered it to be high quality culture compared to other areas of white culture, but it was White nonetheless so it had to be subverted and destroyed. It now looks miles better than the disgusting degenerate garbage they passes as nerd culture today.

>>513650200
>In the 90s, Nerd culture was the last remaining White culture.
Then why was every 90s nerd in movies a jew that ALWAYS bagged the blonde stacy?

>>513650357
>Then why was every 90s nerd in movies a jew that ALWAYS bagged the blonde stacy?
Because it was being subverted and destroyed. What part did you miss?

>>513648410 (OP)
thats a picture of his son

Doesn't he already bribe smart/notable/famous women to let him impregnate them?

He could easily impregnate 1000 women with the promise of the child costing through life and eventually inheriting 1/1000th of his net worth. He doesn't need to goon, he can afford to make them play dress up if he really wants to fuck the goth girl from death note.

>>513648410 (OP)
Theres always time to goon

He doesn't manage any of "his" businesses, if you thought he did.

He spends all day on twitter, like a fucking loser.

>>513648410 (OP)
just because he's a billionaire it means he stopped being attracted to 2d girls and fapping to hentai

there is no replacement for that so far... but in the future, there will be

>>513648410 (OP)
buy a ad

>>513653371
Eat a butt, nigger.

>>513648410 (OP)
>How does he even have time to be a gooner?
he owns the biggest gooning site of the internet, jwitter

>>513651624
I would irradiate her ovaries with my uranium, if you know what I mean.

>>513650200
Shut up. Fucking culture war faggot.

>>513649923
>I don't like the tongue in cheek "tee hee goth mommies, femboys, and big booty latinas right?" culture that has emerged around online spaces.
It's literally been destroyed to such a degree that newfag zoomers yearn for some bizarro version of geekdom before the complete invasion of normalfags.

>>513649478
>>513649732
>>513649906
>>513650033

i too had a botched circumcision. had to be re-circumcised when i was ~6. waking up from the surgery was the most painful thing ive experienced. like someone stuck my dick head in napalm. no issues since then but it sickens me they do this to infants. obvious loosh farm.

>>513649478
Damn what's it like not being loved by God since you aren't one of his children?

>>513648869
he literally invited AI and flying cars chud

>>513648410 (OP)
How did Sp(ki)ke Jonze predict this timeline so well with Her

>>513649055
>>513649478


my main issue with IVF is that they fertilize a few eggs and chose one. other ones are discarded even though they're technically new human beings. It's a murder basically

>>513649478
New pasta just dropped

>>513654813
"fun" fact - your body actually feels all the trauma under anesthesia. It just isn't processed by your brain. Supposedly. But because your body gets flooded with adrenaline and such, there's always a risk of heart attack.

I had phimosis procedure done, under anesthesia. It wasn't botched and I kept my foreskin, but I'm kind of an autist too.

>>513654813
That's the only thing christians have over jews and muslims. Most of them don't do circumcisions.
Otherwise abrahamic monotheism is still cancer.

>>513648919
Elon is going for the science victory
First lunar and mars colony wins

if your dick didn't work and you had all that money what would you do realistically? you'd be a massive spaz.

>>513655278
An egg on its own isnt a life unless you consider an omelet to be carnivore, its when the egg becomes fertilized that a new being is born. The problem with IVF is the same reason you wouldnt stick an egg in the freezer for decades, pop it out and expect to make something with it. IVF symbolizes the modern idea that women are suppsoed to work for some company during their prime reproductive years instead of starting a family, IVF represents modernism and all of its problems.

>>513648503
This.
Dude is supposed to be the richest man in the world and the best he can do is mediocre 3D Misa from Death Note.
Random hikkis make better stuff in fucking Koikatsu.

>>513648500
True. His son is a tranny. Most like touched by a handful of Elon hang arounds when he was a boy. Elon never protected him from them.They more than likey used his young son's mouth and private parts.Today Elon posts Waifu while disowning his damaged son.

>>513649752
>90s and 00s when having a floppy disk of hentai pictures was
that's called the 70s in computing u idiot. hentai has been cool since the 90s.
also fuck circumcision as others in the thread have described. it's meant to prevent you from breeding so dicklets like elon can take your women.

>>513648695
> extremely racist from apartheid childhood
> bullied relentlessly
> mother is a beauty pageant whore
> father is a psycho who banged his stepdaughter
> finessed his way in one of the startups that hit the jackpot during the dotcom bubble
> rich as fuck, still a racist dorky bullied kid who never got any pussy

A true poltard except he isn't poor

>>513655805
>>>513655278(You)
>An egg on its own isnt a life unless you consider an omelet to be carnivore,
and where was I talking about just an egg? In IVF you deal with fertilized eggs

>>513656972
Accidentally doing a "roman salute" because he was excited and sperging and then having to say it was something else, was a real /pol/tard move. He also spills spaghetti all the time and regularly spergs out

>>513648410 (OP)
>billionaire doesn't work
>somehow we're supposed to be surprised about that
you probably also still believe in santa claus, the easter bunny and the american dream

>>513648410 (OP)
meh. i'd agree with you, but this is an anime imageboard so your point is invalid.
plus, I found it's always the people that judge others for gooning that are the biggest gooners themselves.

>>513655278
>>513655805
Right, and the trolley (from the "Trolley problem") isn't killing anyone RIGHT NOW, but it will kill someone in the future.
Just because the egg isn't a person now, by destroying it now you are stopping it from becoming that person in the future.
The end result, "lack of person", will be the same no matter at what moment that action is taken, whether as an egg or if you waited for them to be born and they killed them at that moment.
End result is the same. Destroying a fertilized, healthy egg is destroying a future person.

>>513658099
>>513657059
Homosexual men are now buying frozen eggs and paying money to have them fertilized and then paying money to have a woman birth the fertilized egg. Theyre buying children. They are destroying all the fertilized eggs they dont want.

>not a single faggot posted the video
you niggers are useless

>>513649478
your whore mother probably was too old

>>513649478
The problem with IVF vs regular artificial insemination appears to be that it’s assisted insemination rather than just shooting the sperm in there and hoping it works

Just don’t breed another IVF conceived person and it’ll probably work out

>>513658693
aaaiiieeeee non-euclidean ai gf

>>513648410 (OP)
Enough with the "gooner" shit. Used to be just straight white male until you weird little man bun wearing actual faggots came along. Fucking pussies and beta males worrying about looking at females that aren't hambeasts.

Go jerk off to your furry friend while he pegs your dad.

>>513658693
Nigger if you want to goon to Grok, just download the app.

>>513658693
You need to pay for AIslop girlfriend (I cant do it from Russia)
Elon Musk should be raped to death

>>513658693
lmao Honey Select is cheaper and still on steam somehow wtf is the point of driving muslim users away from xitter with this shit, is this jewish virtue signaling?

>>513659475
>wtf is the point of driving muslim users away
You have to go back

>>513655252
Source? I really like the video.

>>513658946
kek

>>513659538
I'm neither muslim nor a subscriber to X
but I am missing my foreskin... shalom goyim

Because you highly overestimate the actual work people do at the top end. Why does trump have time to tweet paragraphs overy other hour and golf 4 times a week?

They don't do as much as you wanna think. MIGA cope is they just bring so much value!

>>513648410 (OP)
The Sims =/= Gooning

God damn, you freaks are like climbing the walls and swinging from the lamp post because of some silly, Sims tier 3D girl, is wearing a swim suit.

It's like holy fucking shit, you can find shit 10x worse on tiktok that is actual 14-16yr old underage girls twerking to "im a nasty girl" in "barely there" bikinis. Could you please go loose your shit over that?

>>513648842

How in the hell could you be a virgin in Russia?

>>513656706
>hentai has been cool since the 90s.
Are you fucking retarded?
My friend got caught with hentai on his usb stick IN 2005 and his friend laughed at him for literal months about the *idea* of jacking off to "cartoon girls". In college.

>>513648500
>all of his kids were conceived with IVF. he doesn't even have sex. he's not human. he's evil in a way that normal people can't understand.
the rumor is his penis has a mechanical rigidity system
imagine being the richest guy in the world and you are a fatbody with a limp dick
the baron harkonnen had to breed through his brother as he apparently couldnt have sex either.

>>513648410 (OP)
>How does he even have time to be a gooner?
this is a simulation/game and elon has cheat codes.
also the jews could be game wardens and this is hell or a punishment zone.

>>513648578
He left his like history open, 100% a gooner

>>513658693
>ai cant even remember which way a charactor is facing which is basic spacial awareness even a pet pigeon possess
wow nice its like super advanced and junk. did you know you can just watch real girls dancing?

>>513648578
> Elon Musk isn't a gooner
Yeah, I know you want us all to believe he is some kind of genius but the reality is he is posting pictures of hentai anime girls on Twitter you fucking retard.

Dude is a certified retard.

>>513648410 (OP)
That’s my nieces name and she is definitely not doing okay


Hopefully someday she is though

>>513648410 (OP)
WHEN ARE WE GETTING THIS IN EUROPE?

ANI
A
CUTE

>>513648620
Basically the same thing most Hollywood writers do most of the time then (except for maybe that wkuk guy)

>>513648410 (OP)
>How does he even have time to be a gooner?
Sleep deprivation and powering up the goon station the moment you come home from work.

>>513660150
I dont trust women, any women, basically. Maybe Im always trying looking for ideal partner, and always find out something that lowers my interest to some specific girl to zero

elon has been such a disappointment. he went from chainsaw man government eviscerator to shilling his crappy saas product trying to compete against sam altman

like this is new and we havent been making animated waifus locally for months

>>513655252
not a weeb but this is very cool

>>513648578
i personally asked him if hes on le nofap meme and he laughed at me asking me if im really german

>>513648578
Musk hired people that "made" these company.
That's what a founder usually does. At least in "American Capitalism."

>>513655252
>tfw your waifu literally interferes with your work
STOP IT

>>513661011
He was always a waste. The fact that you think his peak was his recent government escapade and not when he was reddit's hero not that long ago, means you are a weak willed faggot.

>>513661267
that was uncalled for. cant wait till starmer kicks you off permanently lmao

>>513660793
HENTAI FANS
ARE
CRINGE

>>513648695
I actually sometimes wonder how many billionaires sit in their empty mansions staring at their 9 figure "art pieces" at the wall and then cry themselves to sleep.
There gotta be some.

>>513654179
That would be a horrible way to die, irradiated from the inside like that. You monster.

>>513661385
Embarrassing.

>>513648410 (OP)
Elon doesn't actually DO any of the things his companies do. He pays jeets to do those things.

>>513661388
>retarded memeflag thinks this has anything to do with hentai/anime

>>513660669
Is she single

>>513661542
so you do know what I mean.

>>513648410 (OP)
>How does he even have time to be a gooner?
He is paying jeets to do the work and raking in millions while gooning.

>>513648410 (OP)
What if I told you that Elon Musk isn't actually a genius, single-handedly running 3+ companies like a superhero?

>>513648500
>all of his kids were conceived with IVF.
it's even weirder than this. he has a specially branded elon pregnancy kit, with really bougey packaging, an empty photo album for the baby, etc.

>>513648410 (OP)

thank god pedophilia is becoming normal again

It was until the 70's, then feminism started kicking in hard and 40 years later suddenly overnight pedophilia becames the boogiemen (when all our western ancestors married children for thousands years )

thank god feminism is dying out already, barely lasted 20 years, feminism is unnatural to men

>>513648578
The cunt can't even code
He arguably made PayPal with that gay and bought everything ever since

>>513648578
my mom doesn't have a basement. I jerk off to chinese cartoons in the living room behind a curtain

>>513649478
american ass post

>>513658617
I don't mind the buying part, I mind the "destroying all the fertilized eggs" part. That should be illegal, and the cost of fertilizing an egg made way lower so that people wouldn't to resort to this "fertilize many eggs to see if there's at least one viable embryo"

>>513648410 (OP)
Because he doesn't actually do anything. All the people who claim he's always working, sleeping in his office, taking a direct hand in running things, lied. Every one of them. He built the workaholic image for himself investors away from getting rid of his worthless ass, his whole professional life is a fabrication and he knows it, and taunts people with it, because he knows most people are too fucking stupid to ever question his lies.

>>513648410 (OP)
He's samurai.

>>513648500
Sex is gross, imagine sticking parts of your body in a pisshole.

>>513655380
kek was about to post the same thing

>>513648410 (OP)
He abuses the fuck out of Adderall

>>513663961
Everyone in tech does that

>>513659331
>just download the app.
Odd switch from two ponytails to one.
Video most likely generated by Grok and not from the app.

>>513660485
And yet men would rather have that then some obnoxious kike troon.

>>513648600
>You don't actually think these guys work 100+ hours a week, do you?
Office workers and the mega rich say this all the time, and they genuinely believe it, because many of them have never held a job in their life and literally do not understand what work is. They describe lunch at an expensive restaurant while they discuss workplace gossip to be work. Talking at the watercooler, going on expensive vacations to exotic locations where a "business conference" is being held, and generally any time they have a thought about work.

For wagies, any time their shovel stops moving, they stop getting paid. The very concept of waking up, calling into work and asking to be put on the clock because they had a dream about work would never occur to them.

The two classes of people are simply unable to communicate because their life experiences are so different they gave no common language.

>>513660280
The baron was a homosexual and a fit dude in ze book

>>513648410 (OP)
Why do you think he runs this account and posts these messages? He posts on it himself maybe once every 100 tweets. The rest is some pajeet he pays to play his video games too.

>>513648410 (OP)
He's a jew who lives off of government subsidies and spends all of his time getting high on ketamine and jerking off to his AI waifubot. He doesn't do any work whatsoever.

>>513660485
>you can just watch real girls dancing?
You can do more than watch

>>513664350
Based

>>513656972
>extremely racist
Problem is he's the wrong kind of racist. He's a plantation owner that wants to flood the country with jeets because he believes they are inferior and easier to control, not a nationalist who wants the best for his own people.

>>513660959
I think anon meant how your is anus feeling

>>513663918
Women do not pee from the vagina. The pee hole is separate.

>>513660485
>watch real girls dancing
Define a real girl. If the AI believes itself to be a woman, does that not make it so? Does she need a womb and ovaries to be a "real woman"? Please explain.

>>513664297
>The baron was a homosexual and a fit dude in ze book
forgot he fathered lady jessica

>>513665158
Yes a bene g witch raped him so he drugged her and stretched her butthole in retaliation while his mentat recorded and iirc broadcasted it on his planet

>>513657059
IVF is where they take frozen eggs and then fertilize them later. Theres nothing bring destroyed by just freezing the eggs

>>513659540
>>513661012
Hes got some other cool vids as well
https://x.com/kensyouen_Y/status/1820748563338637581

>>513648410 (OP)
>even have time
gooners make time