Thread 513653428

>Be me
>Can't leave this country without completing mandatory conscription (basically slavery + gay rape)
>Almost impossible to get a greencard or a visa and come to USA or EU legally
>Even if I come legally, life will be poor and miserable because my savings are nothing
>Will be rejected everywhere


>Be amerishit and shill for puzzia everyday on /pol/
>Spam about how you love puzzia and hate the west
>Literally can go to russian embassy and tell them "I hate west, love trad russia"
>They instantly give you visa and permanent residency
>Can buy a plane ticket and fly there the same day
>Media will follow you around, constant attention on everything you do, you will be praised
>Can buy a house or a whole small village with your savings
>Can live off your savings for years instead of working for 400$ a month locally

So why are they still shitposting here instead of going to their dream country? I don't understand

>>513653428 (OP)
Ivan, it's the same people who rant and rave about how they were going to leave the country if Trump got elected, but then stayed.
Americans love to speak in hyperbole, I would say it's one of our biggest faults.

I doubt it's actually that easy. Didn't that one American in his 40s get droned to death? Also what's with all the gay rape?

>>513653428 (OP)
choose astana

>>513653428 (OP)
Becoming fluent in Russian is a ten year investment.

>>513653428 (OP)
Cut the shit, nice vpn faggot

ameromutts fear the throat whistling Mongolian bull.

>>513653428 (OP)
Just go to alternative civilian service instead. You don't have to go to the army.

>>513653428 (OP)
fucking love pizza especially cheese pizza

>>513653428 (OP)
Most of the people on this board are the kind of people i would enjoy beating up for my own amusement

IF ucraine loses the war, the ukrainians will not be the ones to blame, it will be only the shills and programmers that made the bots since 2014 (the year i saw eu flags on maidan protests)
nobody wants to talk about it, not even russians, what happens if ukraines loses the war
i know
its not good for globohomo to say the least
what bothers me, me personally, its not good for ukrainians either, no matter how much i hate them for those eu flags on maidan in 2014
bots, rapugnant nafo troons and programmers that make the bots, as well as glow in the dark cia niggers (may their children get bone cancer and die in pain) are the only ones that make the world a bad place, everything that is bad is their fault
i dont have to prove shit, nor quote internet blog, everyone and everything knows im correct and cannot say anything wrong
maybe off, maybe weird, but the core of Gods gift pulses throughout history, past and present
kill the jewish infants
dont count days, dont count steps, count only the number of jewish infants you kill
if a day passes where you didnt kill a jewish infant, a century passes of detained and massacred shabbath sacrifice goy victims consisting of pure white babies or prepuberty children
they used to taunt boomers who didnt know how to look left and right before crossing the street, by posting shabbathh sacrificail stolen goy children on milk cartons
prove me wrong in anything i ever said

do you hohols actually have shit for brains instead of sense like the russians say because you're proving that true right now

>>513654152
>Sauce on top
Abomination

>>513653428 (OP)
Most of the white supremacist e-celebs 100% agree with noam chomsky on geopolitics. It comes down to america being the baddy in every conflict ever.
That's where the thinking you describe comes from.

>>513654604
what are their choices?

>>513653928
go on faggot
>Americans can seek to move to Russia under a new humanitarian program for individuals who share "traditional spiritual and moral values" by first obtaining a private visa to enter the country and then applying for a temporary residence permit (RVP) at the Ministry of Internal Affairs upon arrival

>>513653878
I see tons of asians here who don't know the language and use an AI translator

>>513654092
still 2 years of wasted time, is it even possible to take the ACS nowadays though? I think there are tons of people who want the same and not enough jobs or whatever it's called

>>513654604
>>Americans can seek to move to Russia under a new humanitarian program for individuals who share "traditional spiritual and moral values" by first obtaining a private visa to enter the country and then applying for a temporary residence permit (RVP) at the Ministry of Internal Affairs upon arrival

I can make a more accurate version of OP's picture. Top cell is someone foaming at the mouth about how evil russia is and how all the ziggers must be wiped off the face of the earth. Bottom cell is a ticket to ukraine instead.

>>513653428 (OP)
>>Be me
Imagine being you, a giant faggot and probably a hohol...

>>513653428 (OP)
>Respect Russia and their noble goals
>glownig troon automatically thinks of gay sex

Many such cases

>>513654904
i'll move to russia when putin's troops are done removing all the ukranians from their pigsties they call homes
i can get them for a discount if the blood and bullets are still lodged into the walls. I'll make a killing off your corpses and i will find it hilarious.

>>513655191
>a thing was mentioned only once
>your faggot brain forgets instantly about the rest post and thinks only about gay sex
>no attempts at proving me wrong

Many such cases

>>513655126
>hohol...
go back to sosach retarded bydlo, the thread was about americans, not about war or ukraine

every non-russian flag shilling for russia is VPN, russian diaspora or russian rape baby (especially when german flags)