Thread 513654786

>News

https://news.sky.com/story/average-two-and-five-year-mortgages-below-5-for-first-time-since-2023-13415652

>>513654786 (OP)
trying to steal your house they are

>Undeleted emails
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brins crash out when the realise my aura is bussin no cap on god, lil bro got that rizz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OzcVTL29C4
biggest trvke of the century

I accept your concession

>smallest crab in the bucket trying to drag the big crabs back down
Bless him

>>513655047
giwtwm

Thread splitting nonce

REAL new thread

>>513654402
>>513654402
>>513654402

Remember when Mr. Blobby shagged Chris Whitty live on TV

>>513654786 (OP)
Here is another civnat on X exposed as dirty jew from Israel pretending to be nationalist promoting "legal immigrants"
https://x.com/ZoomerHistorian/status/1958543608828543275

Will somebody be my mate

>>513655409
Forgot vid

>>513655452
spaffed to this, thanx

>>513655528
It's all we have no that we've been online safety'd

>>513655434
https://files.catbox.moe/g36fka.mp4

Whitty at the slug rave

>>513655670
https://youtu.be/lB99oFnRdQw

Honestly why are you not on benefits? Low IQ Somalian rapists get free housing, so should you.

>>513654819
yer kids too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513655645
need chris whitty to do an official voiceover of all his mr blobby porn tbqh. he's an expressive chap, the magnitude and overall intensity of spaffing will go up multiplicatively with chris witty prostate orgasm audio component.

>>513655790
It'll be interesting if they also introduce extra costs for higher rate taxpayers for water, stamp duty, TV licences and other things.

>>513655790
There's this thing called self respect where you try to make your own way in the world from your own skills and ingenuity rather than sucking from the teat of government. It's dying practice now by the looks

>>513655919
The grok video has sound, there is a mischievous laugh coming from blobby and then a fap fap fap sound when they shag, then chris shrieks

You've been warned.

uber paki tried to rob a baby this morning

>>513655434
No because you are a queer

>>513656454
And?

>>513656022
I agree, it never feels right to get in bed with government and start taking money, but I've done that 2 decades now and starting to look into how to claim benefit money back into my pocket with an outdated diagnosis I never had followed up. Either way, I'm getting decrepit enough I'll start having issues soon anyway.

The main reason I stayed away from the benefits is because I really don't like co-operating with government at all, I fear they'll intervene or do stupid things like round me up and shove me into a facility for "care". That was a risk 2 decades ago, nowadays it's a ticket for a free car or a free house. Time to start holding your hand out for a free handout if you haven't been winning up to this point, system will break sooner if everyone does it.

>>513656508
Corr that's a fit one. So refreshing to see a tory larse that isn't a minger

>>513656350
>so i can safely get me and my baby out of the uber so i can get another one
>so i can get another one

Lambs to the slaughter

>>513656150
jej but doubtful it's got that realistic whitty blobby bumming orgasm cadence authenticity only he could provide

>>513655267
>tfw this one's higher in the catalogue
Nice try, but no.

>>513656729
True
Chris if you browse brit/pol/ can you do a vocaroo of you orgasming to Mr. Blobby? Thanks

>>513656548
I've been on it twice in my life and it's shite. Obviously the state and society has degenerated significantly, and it's different if you're an older person, but young men should not be looking to build a life on benefits. It's a shitty way to live.

>>513655790
Why do they "need" childcare?

https://xcancel.com/JackHadders/status/1958620556871573686#m
>The Guardian has written an article bitching about how refugee charities have been “harassed” after a “far-right influencer” (@Lewis_Brackpool) FOI’d their involvement with the government.
>Screw these people. Here’s who’s advocating for more migrant rapists on your streets!
>Here's the article from The Guardian in question. If they're such good people, why are they having to remove trustee names? I thought they were on "the right side of history," no?
>One of them, Rainbow Migration, is not only directly funded by the standard left-wing oaty orgs, but also the National Lottery, and even worse, the US State Department!
What a "Special Relationship"! With friends like these

>>513656643
>An American who says larse, not even British people say that, filtered.

>>513656908
Yes you do.
>ass - arse
>class - clarse
>lass - larse

>>513656548
I literally avoided paying into a pension, after Gordon Brown plundered them. Reeves will be doing the same before long.
I started up a stocks and shares ISA instead. You don't even have to tell the government it exists.

>>513657023
so this is the power of being circumcised

>>513656827
And never forget that charity workers take a cut from donations. Scumbags make a living from human (and even animal) misery. Their manipulative adverts are all over TV.

>>513656548
you don't need to cooperate
you need to learn how to create liablity for them
same as with any institution
either you're more liable
or they're more liable
the person with the most liablity has the least leverage
the only thing that gets anything done in this country today is liablity
and its a constant battle
government policy is just a deferral of authority to them, based on liablity deferred to you
so the solution is to flip the dynamic and make them more liable based on their own frameworks, making yourself less liable and the party with the most power in the interaction, based on your understanding of their liabilities

>>513656827
Every single person involved in these orgs is a wormy piece of shit

>>513657406
nice nonsense post about nothing you useless sack of shite

>>513656350
who takes a taxi for a 35 minute journey lol that would cost a fortune

>>513657023
It's always hilarious when burger units try to fit in.

another p00m4n classic

>>513654786 (OP)

So, thats the plan then. Recoil and wince through any guest that isnt in the Axel Rudakubana cheerleading squad, and look forward to the respite of guests that are either actively white hating or so washed up that they will go along with literally anything to secure future bookings.

Good strategy.

>>513657023
If you really want their respect, write words like color and theater

>>513657744
If you only maybe have to do it once a month it's a lot cheaper than the costs involved with having a car

>>513655056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
>lol

>>513655047
>I said hit me

>>513657934
Filtered

Just become a craven vassel of the state lads where the quality of your life is determined by your liability under the various competing governmental departments. Pit one against the other to secure your lifetime benefits!

>>513656827
Post the names, ethnicities and alternate-citizenship of the heads and founders of those organisations.

>>513658249
>misrepresentation
I accept your concession

>>513657118
I would help that bear if he could put his claws away.

>>513658484
t. Fat benny mong retard grown corpulent from state handouts

boom boom boom lemme hear you say microhovel
i said
boom boom boom lemme hear you say microhovel

>>513658642
>second concession
accepted
filtered

Jogging to the gas station for some coors lite

>>513658771
>jogging
rolling

>>513658714
fat corpulent benny mess is a politically official term btw

also spastic npd melty prone nutjob nonce mental case is also a politically official term

>>513658857
>>>513658714
>fat corpulent benny mess is a politically official term btw
>>513658961
>also spastic npd melty prone nutjob nonce mental case is also a politically official term
this

gay fat mongbrains retarded mumlet nomates no gf internet weirdo has been entered into the library of congress and the oxford political dictionary

heard p00m4n was mugging off boggy ITT again.

>>513655787
Is this real?

>>513659080
Proud of you

Bongs explain yourselves. I knew back in 2012 that it was considered racist to display the flag but this is on another level.

>>513654786 (OP)
>2 year mortgage
Wtf are you buying a used refrigerator to live in?

>>513659674
The test is whether or not he keeps it up after the police come and order him to take it down, which they will.

>>513659750
Shorthand for fixed rate period

>>513659611
All congrats to your nonce king he did the heavy lifting

>>513659674
Who has that many England flags in their home, flag merchants?
Sidenote I bet flag merchants are loving it at the moment, 200,000 flags are ready with a million more well on the way.

>>513659080

Congratulations.

>>513660272
Your pedo king demands his tribute

>>513656085
Imagine being a woman and getting into a car with a random nigger. Fucking insane

>shots skilled visa migrants on the face to curb migration while having increased migrations from asylums and illegals.
explain this to me anons?

>>513659985
But then like after the period is up your rate could just be anything they want?
It sounds like the buyer is just gonna get screwed hard.

>>513660965
According to market interest rates when the fixed rate term ends, you could get raped but then so is everyone else

Mortgage brokers for the homeless

Using this thread tbqh

being a fat shut in spacker with npd and troonism is an entry level redpill. You simply aren't equippent to post here

>>513662635
And what would you like to say in this thread?

>>513662902

>>513656273

>he's melting in two threads now
Teehee

>>513657023
>>ass - arse
Those are 2 different words though.

>>513662902
That catposting is taking over
And that I fill inboxes with spam to cause a climate CATastrophe

>>513659674
Literally just kill your neighbour if they hate themselves that much. You'll be doing them a favour.

>>513659674
>driving over the flag
Doesn't sit well

>>513659674
>He's just Englishing there, menacingly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPmzRa-sXQs

>>513664360
He's got the new Tesla VTOL hover car

>>513664105
Will you be my mate

neato, houses are still too fucking expensive, it's not the interest most of us are worried about