Thread 513663287

THIS IS NOT GOOD BROS!!!!!!!!!!

>>513663287 (OP)
>THE OCEANS WILL RISE 10 METERS BY 2020
*le nothing happens*
>GUISE ACKSHULLY THE SEA FLOOR IS SINKING

>>513663287 (OP)
not good at all

>>513663287 (OP)
Rising sea level is from all the trash india is dumping in the ocean, india is a threat to humanity and the earth.

>the sea levels will rise when the glaciers melt!
>the ocean levels don’t rise
>The ocean floor is sinking!

Don’t get me wrong, I trust the experts, but I didn’t really understand how this effects me

>>513663287 (OP)
But what about that documentary Waterworld? You mean to say Kevin Costner would just lie like that?

yeah it's going to go underground...into the aquifer...where there's more water

aha

>>513663812
Well, they wanted you to pay like triple taxes to stop the sea levels from rising, but you filthy bigot you didn't, for like 35 years, and the sea level didn't rise anyway, but it turns out the sea floor is SINKING now, that's why there hasn't been more flooding basically anywhere, even though climate change is DEFINITELY happening you science denier, but this is still bad so please pay more taxes PLEAAAAASE stop voting against democrats and green parties.

This has to be one of the most obvious pilpul attempts ever. These creatures have no shame.

QUICK! RAISE TAXES!!!

>>513663287 (OP)
>sea level is rising
>doesnt rise
sike! the weight is actually making the ocean deeper!
>So we dont have to worry about global flooding
NO NO THAT STILL REAL

This isn't news and has been known for a while.

>>513663287 (OP)
Lol
Article in the Daily Mail today "Scientists are baffled that the rate of ice loss has slowed in Antarctica for the last 20 years"
It's not baffling to us - it's a fucking con
Why aren't the sea levels rising, climatetards? "Oh, er, um, you see, the water is pushing the bottom of the sea downwards!"
Fuck off
Just, fuck off

>>513663416
fpbp

>>513663287 (OP)
Oh no we live on a deforming ball!

>>513663416
Fpbp. Literally fucking this. It's all so tiresome.

>>513663287 (OP)
Well, it's a good thing that the Earth isn't actually a solid, morons

>>513664564
>Sometimes more ice
>Sometimes less ice
>We cant figure it out
Just like all long term weather predictions since the history of weather

>>513663287 (OP)
You mean the earth isn't going to be flooded. . Let's be terrorists like Greta now.
Allah

>>513663287 (OP)
Call me when it sink to the core, until then, fuck off. Do a flip on the ocean.
If anything a sinking ocean is good, it means more land for kikes to fill with jeets and niggers.

>>513663416
>THE OCEANS WILL RISE 10 METERS BY 2020
>GUISE ACKSHULLY THE SEA FLOOR IS SINKING... by 10 meters
CLIMATE CHANGE SOLVED!!@!@!!!1 AL GORILLAS ANOOS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AFTER HE RAKED IN SO MANY DOLLARINOS AND NEVER SAW THE INSIDE OF A JAIL CELL!

>>513666875
Way too based Brazilanon is right. This isn't real, it's just Jewish distraction from real Kikery.

Redpill some of you aren’t ready for: the ocean floor is a living entity. There are billions of rocks acting as neurons on the ocean floor.

>GUYS THE EARTH IS GOING TO FREEZE IT'S GONNA BE A CATASTROPHE GIVE ME MONEY TO STOP IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
nothing happens
>GUYS THE EARTH IS GONNA BROIL THE TEMPERATURES ARE RISING GIVE ME MONEY TO STOP IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

>>513663287 (OP)
>ocean sinking
Fill a glass of water with ice.
Watch the ice melt.
Water level in glas does not change.
It’s water folks.
Never listen to the so called my“eggsperts”
They know not of the Earth.

>>513667882
>Makes weather news maps more and more hellish-red in color
SEE GOYS!? THINGS ARE GETTING HOTTER! THE MAP GOT SCARIER! YOU SHOULD BE SCARED AND PAY MORE TAXES!

But I won an Oscar based on a Lie.
What’s the problem?

>>513663287 (OP)
Ocean bottom sinking, sea level drops, more beach front property!

>>513663287 (OP)
yeah the bottom of the sea is sinking without any continuous major seismic activity

>>513663416
fpbp
nothing ever happens

>>513663416
Climate change is solved, how convenient!

>>513663287 (OP)
This is insane cope. Seriously. People still buy this crap after we gave found democrats lying about every single thing that funnels money their way.

>>513664107
This is like when they changed global warming to climate change.

>>513663416
>>513663287 (OP)
But wait! Sending all our money to the government will stop it somehow!

>>513664564
From the people that have lied to us about virtually everything for the last 40 years.

even the deepest trench is just the thin outer shell of the planet

>>513663416
fpbp

You can measure ocean depth with satellite as well, I assume they've concluded this based on actual measurements?

>>513667677
>>513668696
Dood!

>2018
old news kys faggot

>>513663287 (OP)
scary, oh wait i'm not retarded.

>>513663287 (OP)
Did you guys see those giant asteroids?

>>513668603
Yep, was trying to explain why I didn't believe some media bullshit to somebody the other day. I was like "okay, I've just given you three stories where the media were caught making shit up. What the fuck makes you think they're NOT lying about other things?"

>>513667921
it actually decreases because the volume of water in ice expands and displaces more water than if it was just water.

Climate change is real but they lie about man made climate change and the so called effects of rising sea levels.

>>513663287 (OP)
It's been sinking since the younger dryas ended, but not as rapidly as before

>>513663287 (OP)
The water in my glass melted and now it's cracking the desk

>>513663287 (OP)
>normal earth processes happening
>BREAKING NEWS

>>513669462
That's how they make heavy water

>>513669462
The beer in my can keeps vanishing

You guys should watch An Inconvenient Truth (2006)

It's fucking hilarious

HOLY SHIT THE OCEAN FLOOR JUST SUNK UNDER MY HOME

Sea flood sinking means sea levels don't rise. Climate change has been happening for millions of years, don't be a panican

>>513669813
gremlins, dude

>>513663812
>I trust the experts
Aren’t you overdue for your booster?

>>513663287 (OP)
...Seriously guy?
This is literally great news, as it means ocean level rises will be far lesser.

>>513663416
BAHAHAHAHAHA

>>513663287 (OP)
Every one can see the sea level isn’t rising, so they have to claim the sea floor is falling.

>>513663287 (OP)
So this was Ahriman's master plan. Well played. Scourge of Atlantis.

>>513663287 (OP) >>513663416

yeah its all a scam to fleece the population

>2018
yawn

>>513663416
I wish I was at one of the planning meetings where they discuss what the new narrative will be when people start noticing their last prediction is working out.

So uh wouldn't this be a good thing?

>>513669462
Fuck me I just slapped my knee to that one

>>513663287 (OP)
Water crushing all the rock again?

>>513663287 (OP)
I own a ship so I'll be fine.

>>513663416
So that sounds like there isn't a problem then.

>>513669330
fax

>>513663416
>it just happened to sink by exactly the amount the ocean level increased
wow what a coincidence

>>513663287 (OP)
So how much does water weigh when it's locked up in glaciers that aren't melting?

>>513663287 (OP)
Wouldn't the glaciers have weighed as much as the water they turned into?
Bullshit to scare us yet again.

>>513663416
>GUISE ACKSHULLY THE SEA FLOOR IS SINKING
Kek.

>>513667921
>>513669330
Not all the ice is just floating on water, much of it is in glaciers and snowcaps on land, it melts and flows into the ocean.

Brb, doing my part to sink the ocean

>>513663287 (OP)
Why is it not good? It's OK for the same reason climate change is OK. The earth is not absolutely rigid and can adapt to a variety of environments. It's adapting now. It will be fine.

If you have beachfront property, you may lose money, but that's a risk you take when you buy that property.

>>513663287 (OP)
>under the weight of melting glaciers
its always been the case. Proverbs 8:29 When he gave to the sea his decree, that the waters should not pass his commandment: when he appointed the foundations of the earth:

>>513663287 (OP)
A SINKING OCEAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE.

>>513673259
Apparently less. Even though they did tell us that the weight of ice keeps the land down and if the ice melted therefore the land would rise. But now apparently when it all melts the water is heavier than it was as ice.

It's funny the garbage they come out with to keep the grift alive, and how they challenge you to refute their data but none of them ever accept the challenge to refute that the godfather of the climate movement - Maurice Strong - was a literal fraudster who had to flee the country to hide in Communist China to avoid trial.
This is Maurice Strong. Under-Secretary General of the fucking UN. Organiser of the Rio Earth Summit. The brain behind the Kyoto Protocols.
And he's a fucking fraudster who had to live in exile till his death to escape fraud charges.
THAT is their eco-godfather

>>513672950
For a time, trouble is that once it sinks the chambers formed by magma in the crust, it will also sink continents. Like pushing down on a bowl from the center also pushes the raised edge. Total Continent Death. TCD.

>>513663287 (OP)
>THE GLACIERS ARE MELTING THE CITIES WILL FLOOOD THE SEA IS RI-
>sea level falls
>UH ER THE UH ER UM THE SEA FLOOR IS SINKING AAAAAA SEND US MOOOONEY AAAAAAAA

>>513663287 (OP)
>surely they've measured this
>it's purely hypothetical
>to excuse the lack of evidence
wishing a very paralyzing car accident to all "climate soientists"
and OP for posting a 7-year-old article

>>513663287 (OP)
Feel free to call me a retard but wouldn’t the mass of 1 iceberg be the same as 1 melted iceberg? Do they magically violate the conservation of mass when they melt?

>>513672950
Also like squeezing an orange. The whole planet will crack and juice (magma) will spill out everywhere. TOTAL HUMAN DEATH! THD!

>>513663287 (OP)
damn, from rising sea levels to sinking ocean. and faggots wonder why no one trusts the science anymore

DELIVERY
UNDER BUDGET
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
NEVER WRONG
>inb4source

So the climate changes on Earth all the time. Not only the climate but everything, continents are moving, ocean is rising and sinking, composition of atmosphere alters, everything is in constant motion, the Earth is alive. Don't you think humans stopping the climate change because it might be to warm for them is kind of an unrealistic, arrogant if not right away stupid idea?

>>513673710
No, they don’t. This is what science has become. Studies that can’t be replicated and blatant propaganda that’s hilariously unscientific

>>513663287 (OP)
Once again, the Earth demonstrates that is fully equipped with negative-feedback effects in order to protect itself against any sort of "runaway" process such as "runaway climate change" and so on. For further proof, consider the fact that the Earth hasn't blown itself up at any point in its 4.54 billion year lifespan, therefore it is unlikely to do so any time soon.

>>513673844
Planetary off gassing of hydrogen? How do those hydrogen molecules climb out of the gravity well?

>>513673710
Yes, but the problem is concentration and volume. Everything was stacked at a dence point on the planet. The spin was perfectly weighted. Trouble is that if there is no spin keeping the weight atop it's "head" while in motion, the whole thing starts to fall and topple over onto the planet on it's weak expanding points. Cube stacking. Total Cubic Death! TCD!
https://youtu.be/YMsKLCVVB2o

>>513673845
Yes, my advice to these people is to move toward the pole if it's too warm for them. Rather than locking down the whole planetary society to slow the effect, which won't work anyway.

>>513674001
How long have you been waiting for an excuse to use that video?

>>513674181
Twenty years. :(

>>513673929
Put an icecube in a glass of water, measure waterline then check if it changes after the ice melted.

>>513663287 (OP)
How much money does Israel need for this transgression?

>>513673332
*despite availability of toilets.

>>513669330
the climate is supposed to change

>>513669330
either way

>>513669330
not my fault

>>513674323
that some clown

>”SEA LEVELS WILL RISE AND DESTROY THE COASTS!!1”
>sea levels don’t rise
>”T-THE OCEAN IS SINKING!”
Politics is fake and gay and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Watch the Zapruder 8mm JFK reel. It’s 30secs, no excuses:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBJFT-OyDEc

What the fuck is Jackie doing?

Now watch it again @ 0.25x, you can see something flies off behind John, Jackie (“Jackie”) tries to catch it, the SS behind the car attempts to grab it but the car starts accelerating and he can’t keep up, then “Jackie” SCRAMBLES onto the trunk of the ACCELERATING VEHICLE to get it, then sits back down.

What. The. Fuck.

“Jackie” was retrieving something, not fleeing, she’s focused on the same object the SS agent was trying to grab. What was she picking up? Something that might give away the game perhaps? A squib? Part of the ‘exploding head’ prosthetic?

Fake and gay. All of it. For decades, probably centuries

>>513663287 (OP)
>barystatic sea level rise
lmfao this article is satire, right?

>take 1 pound of water and 1 pound of ice and put them in a large bowl
>Wait for ice to melt
>You now magically have 3+ pounds of water

>>513663416
>And the only viable way to save the ocean floor from collapsing into the Earth’s crust?
>Why by importing 5 gajillion more wasteful shitksins of course!

>>513663416
>sir the climate change stuff is not working, we gotta come up with something else

>>513663416
Well put
Climos and OP completely BTFO by FPBP

>>513663287 (OP)
>>513663416

Hey sciencefags. Can you take a glass and fill it halfway with water. Then mark the top of the fill line with a marker and freeze it? Then after that is done successfully mark the fill line where the water is afterwards and let it thaw when you are done.

Then tell me precisely what happens to ice when it melts. Does the fill line raise or lower? Then think back to your glaciers melting propaganda and confess to us that you were duped?

damn nigga actually did it

>>513663287 (OP)
doesn’t make a difference when the amoc will collapse due to the change in temperature of the water

>>513663416
Fippy bippy

>>513673844
Pole shift

>melting glaciers
it's the nips digging up the mud doing it

>>513663287 (OP)
>"guys, the oceans are going to rise and everest will be underwater in fifteen minutes!"
>thirty years pass with no measurable change in water level
>"oh, well it must be because the ocean floors are sinking at the exact same rate of water melting! That's masking it!"

>>513673964
Hydrogen is a light element and is particularly susceptible to escaping into space via atmospheric escape, a process driven by stellar irradiation.
Did you not graduate grade school?
>inb4source

>>513663416
succinct

>>513663287 (OP)
>THE SEA LEVEL IS RISING!
NO, IT ISN'T!
>THE OCEAN IS SINKING!
NO, IT ISN'T!

>>513663812
>>513663812
> I trust the experts
Ngmi. The REAL experts are here, on /pol/

>>513667774
Pan-psychism is the highest redpill.

>>513678835
>The REAL experts are here, on /pol/
Correct.
The sea level is falling due to planetary off gassing of hydrogen to turn collapse of the magnetosphere.
Hydrogen is a light element and is particularly susceptible to escaping into space via atmospheric escape, a process driven by stellar irradiation.
Earth will soon be a dry planet like Mars.

>>513664068
No no this is after all that nonsense, the ocean floor sank and now he's lying to us about being a Postman.

Do not be afraid it is likely not to happen in your lifetime, but the process is accelerating exponentially.

>>513666200
They can't even get short term shit right anymore. Meteorology is dead.

>>513663287 (OP)
Gee, sounds like everything is in balance then.
So all the people saying not to give a fuck about climate change were right all along.

>>513673964
>>513678637
This anon is correct.
Hydrogen has unique behavior since it is the lightest element.