Thread 513676919

Not only programmers , financial analysts are now being replaced by AI.
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>>513676919 (OP)
Wagies will just find new ways to wage. They don't know any better.

>>513676919 (OP)
If you're getting analysis from AI the analysis is not worth shit. And if all of your competitors use it also there's zero competitive or informational advantage.

Investment advisors are about the most replaceable. They make up arguments that are convincing but partly bullshit. That is exactly what LLM's are best at.

The LLM will think up arguments a human would never think of, and make them sound good. That way the analyst always has some interesting bullshit to publish. The AI can be steered to certain recommendations, in case your firm has losers in its portfolio it needs to get its customers to buy from you.

It's also great for legal arguments, which are also partly bullshit, and are based on a vast library of legal history. I've noticed that Sotomayor on SCOTUS, who used to write like a SJW moron, has suddenly started having very sharp clever legal arguments. I bet she or one of her clerks is using AI.

>>513678600
Equity analysts are sales bullshitters. It's interesting to read. It has to be interesting and convincing. But they don't know if the stock is going up or down tomorrow any better than you do. If they knew, they would be trading not writing.

>>513676919 (OP)
>not intentionally feeding AI bad information any chance you get

>>513676919 (OP)
>learn to code they say
>learn to code
>learn to code ai
>ai replaces me
kek it was a self own

>>513678828
what bad information have you fed chat gpt 4 thats had an effect on its output?

>>513678766
>they can’t trade and write at the same time

Executives are going to be next. Why would stake holding board members/ownership class pay a ceo millions to filter internal data and monitor KPIs when they could just have AI distill all that crap into a spreadsheet with commentary.

You are going to see a flattening of the leadership hierarchy with capitalist getting fed data directly from the central corporate AI that acts as a translated between them and their subject matter experts and lower middle managers that whip the wages. No more massive HR departments, no more executive vice presidents of corn county. Just capitalist and the workers too expensive to replace with robots.

>>513678600
But it's *fast* and writes so credulously.

Accountniggers stay winning
>boss replaces me with AI
>AI hallucinates 3rd quarter taxes to US government
>Uncle Sam raeps my former company
>nooooo it was the AI AAAIIIIIEEEEEEGGGGHHHH
You can't have AI accounting because a 5090 doesn't care about accountability.

>>513676919 (OP)
I am XYZ.
No you are not.
My job was XYZ.
You are still just a human mammal doing monkey things someone was stupid enough to pay you to until they found a dependable replacement.
Would you prefer a human ape or smooth reliable needs no comfort nor to be heard and appreciated and recognized technology.

>>513676919 (OP)
How is anything in the financial sector not better done through AI?
Even the mystic art of Jewing should be easily programmable, one would think.
>shekels = 1
>if shekels >= 1:
> steal
>else:
> kvetch('You filthy goyim need to work harder')

>>513680523
Because AI leave paper trails in the neural net in regards to taking illegal actions

>>513676919 (OP)
If you're a programmer you should be building your own shit for the app store and selling it for millions.

>>513680593
Kikes leave paper trails all the time, their co-workers and bosses deliberately ignore them. That's why companies like Wells Faggo and Deutschebank have been routinely exposed and always end up with just a slap on the wrist.

>>513676919 (OP)
The story is fake and probably generated by AI itself.

>>513680170
No AI can think or strategize the way a human CEO can. CEOs (mostly Indians) will use AI to replace lower level entry work though.

>>513680170
Lots of professions can be replaced if we go on that road. For example, journalist. All they do is regurgitate a bunch of stuff according to a set of guidelines. It’s not like they do investigative journalism anymore. That actually would be a human only activity that will never go away, investigative journalist that is fearlessly, honest and objective. Look at all the lobotomizing they do to AI now where certain subjects are off-limits.

>>513678600
Financial analysis is already a bullshit job barely a step above astrology.
Your job is just to take big sets of data, make up random patterns in them, and tell the shareholders that they mean they're going to make more money. Then the shareholders clap and cheer and give you a nice cushy six figure income for making them happy for telling them they'll get more money.

AI can absolutely do that cheaper than a human.

>>513680786
The board would set strategy and the evolutionary algorithms would find the most advantageous way to execute them

>>513676919 (OP)
two more weeks until ai does something worthwhile

>>513676919 (OP)
>financial analyst

lol, lmao, good, get replaced. If Ben went ahead and looked into what 'financial analysts' do, he wouldn't be remotely half-caring about lazy faggots who read stock tickers losing jobs to a computer who can do it 10x as fast.

If you can't look at something by now, in the era of fake startups, endless scams, and infinite rugpulls, and not get that most things worth investing for are ALWAYS going to be shorts, and that long-term is the same shit it's always been (property, metals, labor, proofed sectors), you'll never make it and you shouldn't. Go learn to build a fucking bench, because you'd be amazed how many towns would pay you 10K to slap some wood slats together and paint/stain them.

>>513680523
You would think with machine learning pattern recognition skills there would be breakthroughs now in understanding the market, but there hasn’t been.

>>513676919 (OP)
This is not a programmer who lost their job this is a business analyst whose job it was to fill in spread sheets and host meetings

>>513676919 (OP)
financial analysts ? more like financial anal yzed

>>513680965
I think their job is to sell stocks.

>>513681270
Their job is to sell bullshit.
And bullshit accessories.

>>513681014
Literally every single AI algorithm would immediately remove human resources and then the company would get sued

>>513680786
>AI thread
>jeet will use AI, you know jeet, stinky jeet
>glorious china AI thread
>*cricket noise
redittor and their script are so boring

>>513676919 (OP)
>Don't learn to code

>>513681170
That's because the market is bullshit. The only pattern is lie, cheat, steal.
And of course, follow Nancy Pelosi for great buys.

>>513676919 (OP)

LEARN TO JEW

>>513681310
I thought that’s what I said.

>>513676919 (OP)
Most white collar office jobs can be replaced by AI.

>>513676919 (OP)
One step closer to completely removing all human accountability from the financial system. :D

>>513676919 (OP)
> financial analyst
> advisors do a lot more due to LLMs

Lmao no.

> can be replaced by new tools

Such as? The only time I've seen financial flows automated properly was when they hired a proper team of data engineers and analysts to automate reporting and enforce data quality standards through the entire business. LLMs are mostly worthless for this but having standards and a management that knows something about databases and IT / CS is needed. Most companies suffer from managers who do not even have expertise in the domains they're managing.

>>513678697
AI for anything legal is shite. It makes up case law, it sometimes quotes the law and its a misquote from said law. At best it can point you in certain directions or you can uncover something relevant but its shite at selecting relevant text / tokens.

>>513680366
They've been saying that accounting and bookkeeping will completely disappear from software and AI for 30+ years now. It still hasn't happened yet and it's quite easy to get employment right now as accountant. Boomers are leaving the profession and nobody took up accounting since everyone was saying it would get completely automated.

>>513676919 (OP)
Okay, how are you going to get advisors in 20 years when there is no longer a career pathway?

>>513681770
Not now. It would be like staffing every company with brilliant autists who occasionally go insane. Actually that would be pretty funny.

> Have an AI run McDonald’s franchise. McGPT has one of its hallucination fits and mixes fertilizer in with the hamburger patties. Fallout 4 predicted all of this.

>>513682016
Import them from India, of course.
Or you could do the sensible thing and just get your financial advisors on work release from the local prison. Same mentality, basically.

>>513676919 (OP)
did AI take your screenshot

>>513679799
>what bad information have you fed chat gpt 4 thats had an effect on its output?
only 5,999,999 jews died in the hall of costs

>>513680366
95% of your work could be done by a simple Perl script. And no, the new AI department will not figure that out, because it's full of clueless losers who can only see the "big picture". And when that department is gone again in a year or two, you will still be doing work that a simple Perl script could do in 0.02% of the time.