I wish I was russian
Imagine being one of putins to guys.
Putin would be like: "Anon I need you to storm kyiv!"
And id be like: "No way! Putin wants me to lead the revolution!"
Anonymous
(ID: 7mVaHpg2)
8/22/2025, 5:22:37 AM
No.513679529
>>513679462 (OP)
the admissions requirements for their military academies are harder than getting into CalTech or MIT. You probably wouldn't get to such a level.
Anonymous
(ID: 2Zdd1Ol5)
8/22/2025, 5:24:23 AM
No.513679639
>>513679462 (OP)
This is literally me right now fuck you. I mean I'm not the Russian guy and I don't want to be Putin's Russian guy. But I'm literally in bed doing this exact thing right now.565656
Anonymous
(ID: AM4b7rkk)
8/22/2025, 5:24:44 AM
No.513679661
>>513679924
>>513679462 (OP)
If I was a bearfucker, I'd just explore middle Russia like it was middle earth, so mysterious over there bro I'm intrigued.
Anonymous
(ID: g5x016NW)
8/22/2025, 5:26:07 AM
No.513679742
>>513679462 (OP)
Just suck your mom's dildo and pretend it's Putin's cock
Anonymous
(ID: 2Zdd1Ol5)
8/22/2025, 5:29:42 AM
No.513679924
>>513679661
Oooooohh yeah. I have me a shotgun and a pistol and I'd be adventuring with my knife and my axes killing bears and all kinds of other gnarly shit just like strider
Anonymous
(ID: 2Zdd1Ol5)
8/22/2025, 5:30:18 AM
No.513679954
I'd stumble upon some entrance to some kind of like underground cave system that goes down into this orc realm
Anonymous
(ID: 2Zdd1Ol5)
8/22/2025, 5:31:07 AM
No.513679993
There'd be like these mushroom people. And there would be like a princess but the princess would be like taking hostage by some lizard King you know kind of like a Jew but a lizard.
Anonymous
(ID: 2Zdd1Ol5)
8/22/2025, 5:31:51 AM
No.513680045
They're probably be these magic rocks that have gold in them not like I can buy anything with the gold anyway because it's underground right. So anyway I'd be like eating mushrooms and getting bigger and shooting fireballs from my hands. I totally rescue her.
