Thread 513680320

Too many words

imagine being a governor and making a fool of yourself in public just to be ironic

Advanced level of cringe. Women were a mistake

kinda cringe ngl
you can tell his heart's not in it, it's just the aliexpress bootleg without any understanding of the nuance of shitposting

>>513680603
You literally read the first sentence and all the info is there. Amazing self own

>>513680603
Someone post the trump crying meme

>>513680320 (OP)
GRUESOME NEWSOM WITH THE BRUTAL UPPERCUT
HOW WILL THE RETIRECANS RESPOND?

trump derangement syndrome is something else
never in my wildest dreams did I imagine democrats becoming THIS retarded over some guy with orange skin

>>513680320 (OP)
This guy is a pedo that serves Israel just like Trump

I can't take this guy seriously at all knowing how much of a shithole California was first-hand (I moved last year having spent 90+ percent of my life there) -- I can only read a few words before I get bored and want to punch him

>>513680401
Yes. It is indeed an absolutely bat shit insane way for a politician to speak to the people isn't it. It demeans both the writer and the audience. Only a fucking retard would engage like that and only bigger retards would enjoy being engaged like that by a politician. I agree

>>513681009
Its been a decade anon. His biggest critics are all old too. Literally wasted their retirement lighting their hair on fire. He is so powerful, I still don't fully understand....

>>513681212
You don't need to take all the bait anon, leave some for others

>>513680320 (OP)
Had a hearty laugh. Threads like these make my Parkinson's less scary. Thank you, OP.

He has 2 lgbt dei hires using chatgpt to generate these tweets its so sad

>>513680320 (OP)
Needs to take out the em-dashes

It's literally a Latina using AI

>>513680320 (OP)
Oh and stop buying bots to boost your view/like count, or at least halve the amount you're currently using

>inb4 MIGANIGGER

I don't even like Trump

this shit might be mildly endearing if he had a public persona as a jokester rather than a sleezy used car salesman
but as it stands, it reads as trying too hard and the result of a marketing brainstorm session

>>513680320 (OP)
GAVIN NEWSCUM — TOTAL FRAUD — IS USING CHATGPT TO WRITE “TRUMP STYLE” TWEETS — BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO IT!!! LEAVES IN THE EM DASHES — DEAD GIVEAWAY!!! EVERYONE KNOWS I DON’T USE THOSE — NEVER HAVE — NEVER WILL!!! HE’S COPYING GREATNESS WITH A ROBOT AND STILL FAILING MISERABLY!!! CALIFORNIA IS A MESS — HIGH TAXES, HIGH CRIME, LOW IQ LEADERSHIP!!! HE SHOULD FIX HIS STATE INSTEAD OF PLAYING FAKE DONALD ONLINE!!! PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING — BIGLY!!!

>MAPS MAPS MAPS
nice Overton window push to normalize the term maps, degenerate faggot

>>513681708
>marketing brainstorm
Oh you know I cost well over $2,000,000 to come up with this heat.

>>513680574
>their ironic buffoonery
>our poorly capitalized walls of text

>>513680574
Sounds like president material

>>513680401
Don't care. Still voting Newsom.

>>513680320 (OP)
Can we all agree this is getting a little wierd?

>>513680320 (OP)
he is going to win the presidency.
this is what happens when politics becomes a nihilistic mess where memes and sarcasm become primary elements of motivation to which they base their political worldview on.

it was much better when 70% of people would happily confess 'i don't really care/follow politics' and just voted with whatever felt right.. instead of voting based on memes or based on what influencers they watch.
now its just a tribalistic clown show that everyone has a overly strong opinion about. except the same percentage of people still know nothing about really anything. its probably even worse since literacy rates are continuing to drop which i think would be fair to associate with a decline in critical thinking as well.

perfect for the jews of course.

>>513682503
Lol weird? It's hilarious. Newsom is based as fuck.

>>513682144
>>513682308
pretending to be retarded to mock a boomer that barely knows how to use a computer does not do good things for his public image, no matter how asshurt you are about that fact

>>513680320 (OP)
He's still doing this cringe shit?
Gavin Newsom is a clown

>>513680320 (OP)
trying too hard

>>513680320 (OP)
Fucking pathetic; they completely changed the energy when the feedback from their side was that they were being cringe and are now pretending they were always ironic.

Irony poisoned fag generation incapable of authenticity; a fucking embarrassing display. Only the slow-witted who have to watch 9-hour long form Youtube dissections of 90's-00's children's lit and TV shows to understand the content find this appealing, AKA white coastal millennials.

Dems cannot win on white millennial voters alone.

They are so fucking screwed.

>>513680574
>imagine being a governor and making a fool of yourself in public just to be ironic
imagine being a president and making a fool of yourself in public thinking you are actually a political and economic and scientific genius

>>513680320 (OP)
Where's your granddaughter, senate majority leader John Thune?

Cha-ching!

>>513683693
Well let's analyze that, shall we? What's more cringeworthy:
1) Genuinely being a fool.
or
2) Acting like a fool to mock a fool.

You already know the answer, even if you struggle to admit it.

>>513681174
California isn’t a shithole, you are just too poor to live here comfortably.

>>513683693
This guy's name is Jack Dickinson, the Canadian one.

I just came to help out.

Gotta go, whorish fool clowns!

>>513682831
Yeah, if you're a retard lol