Thread 513683127

HERE IT COMES GET READY FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT 3I/ATLUS IS FILLED WITH ALIENS

It's probably about Venezuela you useful idiot.

A 3I/ATLAS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>513683127 (OP)
couple things here, op.
1. the twext is just inaccurate. noon is not primetime television.
2. this will be about the official opening of the fema centers for the homeless.

onions green incoming.

>>513683333
checkem

>>513683127 (OP)
>hey guy's shut up about Epstein already, it's making me sad

>>513683127 (OP)
He'll do literally anything to avoid talking about Epstein.

friday afternoon is bury this story time dumb dumb

>>513683369
>twext
why the fuck would you say this

>>513683127 (OP)
Burger status: nothing

>>513683127 (OP)
Why does every kike controlled administration always wait until Friday to drop any fucking big news? Every fucking time man

>>513683127 (OP)
He just going to so Gavin newsome to stop making fun of him

Nothing ever happens

>>513683127 (OP)
More money and children for Israel

>>513683127 (OP)

He's probably gonna come out to say Ukraine and Russia still have yet to make a deal and that's it.

>>513683127 (OP)
>You use the code "trump2025" during checkout and you will get 25% off Trump™ watches. It's a tremendous value. You don't want to miss it. There are even models for the ladies. Melania loves her watch, she tells me all the time. She says, "This watch is better than the Rolex you got me for my birthday 5 years ago." It's true. I always see her wearing it.

>>513683127 (OP)
WE ALL KNOW KIKES LIKE YOU, FAGGOT OP, ARE MAKING A DISTRACTION FROM THE ZIONIST GENOCIDE OF PALESTINE, AND EPSTEIN MOSSAD ISRAEL CHILD TRAFICKING, BLACKMAIL OF ELITES, AND SATANIC RITUAL PEDOPHILE SACRIFICES,

SHITTY SATANIC JEWISH MONSTER

>>513683127 (OP)
its about russia.
>interesting times
hes gonna get that third term.

I have heard that this is regarding Israel and the overtaking of Gaza city.

It will be a massacre of starved people if Israel goes in, and this is really bad TV for Trump. What I have heard is that this might be so bad that Trump actually will pull out and stop supporting Israel. The overtaking of Gaza is suppose to happen around the same time as the announcement from The Oval Office.

>>513683598
Because people will hear about it once, then have a fun weekend and forget about it. Monday morning is when you drop the shit you want people to talk about for a week.

>>513683127 (OP)
He's going to attack Venezuela.

>>513683127 (OP)
WE WILL ALLOW ISRAEL TO TAKE GAZA AND WILL MAKE SUDAN TAKE GAZANS!

Mass deportations pls

>never wear clothes
>die of exposure

>>513683333
Welp, digits confirm.

>>513684454
I love how every photograph of aliens looks like it was taken by a 150 year old camera.

>>513683127 (OP)
Trump likes doing shit on Fridays, we're striking whatever's south of our border until we hit Antarctica.

>primetime
>noon ET

>>513683127 (OP)
He's gonna unveil the new ballroom!

>>513684454
This is how you know ayyliums are fake and gay. Ass cheeks just cuz, and no asshole.

>>513683333
It's 100% going to be some ZOG shit. He does this all the time.

>>513683127 (OP)
Are you enjoying the show? Refill your popcorn. You'll love this next part.

>>513684050
Yep, must be about the Epstein case if its on Friday during NFL games.

>>513683127 (OP)
Why can't you /x/tards stay in your containment board? Why are you so easily influenced and believe in the dumbest shit? It's all theatrics. There are no fucking aliens. Get over it, dumb goy.

>>513683127 (OP)
He will probably just announce the death penalty for antisemitism.

>>513683828
kek

>>513683127 (OP)
guaranteed to be a million pajeets on board already

>>513683127 (OP)
Noon is not 'primetime', Melissa 'My Mom Took the Wrong Pill' Hussey

aliens are coming to demand the release of the Epstein files

>>513686697
I was told the ayys have the Eggdick files and will be dropping them off at Pam Bondi's office on Monday.

>>513683127 (OP)
Holy based this soon?

>>513683127 (OP)
Nah, he's giving the jews something again. Probably announcing a draft to ship white kids to die in Gaza for Niggeryouhoo

>>513683333
its gonna be about TND

>>513683346
It literally did.

>>513684454
Not to say they are all germaphobes but I heard they adapted to living in a germ-free environment. Exposure to a single germ is probably a death sentence for them.

>>513689170
>Exposure to a single germ is probably a death sentence for them.
Theres a theory that states our micro organisms cant combine with their biology and they wont actually get sick.

>>513689398
If they have any sort of "organics" - earth bacteria will eventually start to try and chew on it.

>>513683127 (OP)
Rollin' for press conference to be about building a world army to defend against the "aliens"
>And [satan] shall go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea. And they went up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved city: and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them.

>>513683127 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BEMY6YsK1bQ

>>513683732
This

>>513683461

Last night I pierced your sisters burger

>>513683127 (OP)
The latest Trump scam.

My wild guess, fortnite and trump collab.

>>513683127 (OP)
>Noon
>Primetime
What a dumb bitch.
Anyway, it's gonna be something stupid. He just wants attention.

>>513683127 (OP)
Nah, the senile old narcissist is so upset that people didn't instantly buy his peace plan he's going to escalate the war.

>>513683127 (OP)
its ukraine related you fucking blue beam shill

>>513683127 (OP)
He's gonna say happy Hannukah before turning off the lights for sabbath

Last time he did that was to announce trading cards, NFTs, golden sneakers and memecoins.
Is Trump secretely a pajeet ?

>>513690093
It's probably something about that retarded ballroom he wants.

>>513683127 (OP)
He's gonna announce that the Epstein files are being released and then resign from office because he's mentioned at least 5 times on every page.
Then hang himself out of shame maybe, or just retire from political life.
Vance then steps down and calls for re-elections.
It goes so fast that people actually elect someone that wasn't being blackmailed, pure fluke.
Aid to Israel gets cut, Russia gets threatened with nukes, Putin cucks out because his nukes don't work.
Over time the world gradually gets better. Shills seethe and slowly disappear from /pol/ because no money or reason to keep the farms up.

FUCK JEWS

>>513683127 (OP)
OK but did TRUMP fly on the LOLITA EXPRESS?