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Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513685866 >>513685910 >>513685935 >>513685976 >>513686141 >>513686223 >>513686254 >>513686869 >>513686979 >>513687002 >>513687043 >>513687178 >>513687356 >>513687419 >>513688214 >>513688281 >>513690810 >>513692069 >>513692316 >>513692645 >>513692882 >>513694899 >>513696259
Why is it so utterly impossible to find a boyfriend. All gay guys are either already in a relationship or don't want a committed relationship at all. I have been alone all my life, for what will be 26 years in a few days. My heart is broken, I can't take this loneliness anymore. I have so much love in me but it feels as though I'm fated to never get to give it to someone special.
I will love unconditionally literally any guy who is 1. White and 2. has a pulse and actually reciprocates my love, it's not a matter of standards. What is the secret of finding your special someone, beloved /pol/sisters? I try to trust in God that He will send me mine when it's meant to be, but I would be lying really badly if I said that this meantime doesn't hurt.
Anonymous (ID: MSGfPCXF) United States No.513685910
>>513685866 (OP)
>>>/lgbt/
Anonymous (ID: DYbd7FZp) United States No.513685935
>>513685866 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: fPAjL6JS) France No.513685959
UNC
Anonymous (ID: fTeKdjS3) United States No.513685976 >>513686206 >>513686383
>>513685866 (OP)
Top, bottom, or switch
Anonymous (ID: PGExqADG) Australia No.513686141
>>513685866 (OP)
Imagine Asriel getting topped by this guy's long spiny cat cock
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513686206 >>513686410
>>513685976
I'm a virgin so I have no idea honestly, but I feel like I would enjoy both. I don't really like that whole restrictive dynamic thing since it rose out of bdsm, it shouldn't be so normalized the way it is.
Anonymous (ID: bnGw8rfl) Poland No.513686223 >>513686365
>>513685866 (OP)
>>>/r9k/
>God
I don't get fags who talk about God
Anonymous (ID: J/T+w9Nd) Australia No.513686254 >>513686443 >>513686485
>>513685866 (OP)
Iktf feel bro. Being gay is like choosing to walk a solitary path.
Don't settle for someone just cause you feel lonely. You'll meet the man in one of the strangest place
Anonymous (ID: DPtjNL2w) No.513686359 >>513686485
Repent from sin and find a wife.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513686365 >>513686446 >>513686610 >>513686645 >>513686713 >>513686759 >>513686993 >>513691027 >>513694331
>>513686223
Being a sinner doesn't mean you have to stop believing in God (which I did for years when I didn't know better), the entire point is that everyone is a sinner but we have redemption and salvation through Jesus Christ (and co-redemptrix Virgin Mary).
Anonymous (ID: qCu0OcEh) United States No.513686383
>>513685976
horoscope for gays
Anonymous (ID: fTeKdjS3) United States No.513686410 >>513686565
>>513686206
so your a switch it sounds like
older or younger guy
Anonymous (ID: PGExqADG) Australia No.513686443 >>513693589
>>513686254
I thought I was gay but then I realised that everyone is actually straight and homosexuality is promoted by globalists to lower birth rates. Just because a heart disease slop burger tastes good doesn't mean you should eat it, just because you can feel attraction to the same sex doesn't mean you should pursue it over a straight family
Anonymous (ID: DPtjNL2w) No.513686446 >>513686638
>>513686365
The point is that the bible says to repent from your sins.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513686485 >>513686927
>>513686254
Thank you for your kind words buddy
>>513686359
I tried forcing myself to be straight for years and it made me so miserable that I almost killed myself. All that happened in the end was that I wasted all those years of my life when I could've been trying to date a guy like I wanted to in the first place. I'll make my case as best I can when I stand before God, it's all I can do.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513686565
>>513686410
I'm going to be 26 in a few days. But I'm 25-soon-26 going on 90 it feels like anymore, I'm a bit of a cripple from a bad car accident years ago so that doesn't exactly help my dating prospects either.
Anonymous (ID: bnGw8rfl) Poland No.513686610 >>513686755
>>513686365
Yeah but that does not mean you should keep on living in sin, because if you truly loved God, you would try to be better for Him. Luckly for you, you are not in a relationship, so you don't have to break up with anyone or anything like that
>and co-redemptrix Virgin Mary
U wot mate. I grew up in catholicism and even there Mary is not called that
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513686638 >>513686813
>>513686446
I am penitent, but I'm also not strong enough to force myself to be straight. It almost killed me from despair once already and I know I won't survive another attempt if I try again.
Anonymous (ID: ug+9PUfu) United States No.513686645 >>513686862
>>513686365
I hate to break it to you:

Romans 6:1-8 (KJV) What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound?
God forbid. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein?
Know ye not, that so many of us as were baptized into Jesus Christ were baptized into his death?
Therefore we are buried with him by baptism into death: that like as Christ was raised up from the dead by the glory of the Father, even so we also should walk in newness of life.
For if we have been planted together in the likeness of his death, we shall be also in the likeness of his resurrection:
Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
For he that is dead is freed from sin.
Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him
Anonymous (ID: ug+9PUfu) United States No.513686713
>>513686365
Colossians 3:1-10 (KJV) If ye then be risen with Christ, seek those things which are above, where Christ sitteth on the right hand of God.
Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth.
For ye are dead, and your life is hid with Christ in God.
When Christ, who is our life, shall appear, then shall ye also appear with him in glory.
Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry:
For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience:
In the which ye also walked some time, when ye lived in them.
But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.
Lie not one to another, seeing that ye have put off the old man with his deeds;
And have put on the new man, which is renewed in knowledge after the image of him that created him:
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513686755 >>513687151
>>513686610
The term isn't really as common as it used to be. It was popular around the middle ages and more recently there's been a handful of uses of it by the magisterium. The concept itself has always been there. The protoevangelium especially contributes to it.
Anonymous (ID: AZRXI0JZ) United States No.513686759
>>513686365
1 Corinthians 6:15-18 (KJV) Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
Anonymous (ID: DPtjNL2w) No.513686813 >>513686925
>>513686638
>I don't want to stop sinning
Then you can't be Christian
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513686862 >>513687724
>>513686645
I'm aware of what the bible says. Being a fag isn't like any other sin - you aren't in a constant state of murdering or stealing or cheating or lying or anything else, these are all one and done instances. You commit it and then repent and all is fine. You can't do that with being gay, it's perpetual. Like I said I surrender my trust to God on the matter.
Anonymous (ID: c3RW6ha9) Slovakia No.513686869 >>513687079
>>513685866 (OP)
>posts a stylized furfag ""male""" with exaggerated feminine features
>g-guys I am fag pls halp
You're not gay, you're duped. You're the guy who looks at a Salvador Dali painting and goes "bros why can't I have an elephant on stilts it's not fair"
Anonymous (ID: yCmpGGmu) Russian Federation No.513686902 >>513686979
Soooo.. Why god created homosexualism?
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513686925 >>513686966 >>513687151
>>513686813
Suicide is also a mortal sin and that's what is inevitably going to happen if I try to force myself straight again. Which is worse, living your life as a penitent gayhomofag, or falling into despair (sinful itself) and killing yourself (mortally sinful)?
Anonymous (ID: PGExqADG) Australia No.513686927
>>513686485
You sound more like you need close friends. You don't need to force yourself to be straight because everyone is straight as a general rule, the fact you're sharing Undertale porn implies you've been groomed partially by online porn and what started as a mild affinity for the same sex has developed into a fetish
Anonymous (ID: DPtjNL2w) No.513686966
>>513686925
>I..if I don't sin I'll suicide
Spike like a troon
Anonymous (ID: 6or6+Amm) Bulgaria No.513686979 >>513690577
>>513685866 (OP)
If you never got into a relationship by your late 20s, you're dying alone. I'm not being mean because you're a fag, this is valid for straight guys too.

>>513686902
For the lulz.
Anonymous (ID: El9vGM/q) United States No.513686993
>>513686365
Just ask Jesus. Hey, Jesus, let's watch porn together? Hey, Jesus do you like the dress I'm wearing? Is this what you'd want me to be doing right now, Jesus? Sin is a constant struggle even the Apostle Paul spoke of its' struggle. The disciples demonstrated again and again their failure in being perfect. But, there's no reason to dive head first into it. But, we do. Tatakai!

2 Corinthians 12:7-9 (KJV) And lest I should be exalted above measure through the abundance of the revelations, there was given to me a thorn in the flesh, the messenger of Satan to buffet me, lest I should be exalted above measure.
For this thing I besought the Lord thrice, that it might depart from me.
And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me.

A victory over sin is a victory to God.
Anonymous (ID: GctQb5Qy) Germany No.513687002 >>513687151
>>513685866 (OP)
So I am guessing you are a furry as well. Just go into VRC, get a good group of friends, develop a relationship and meet at cons. Easy as that.
Anonymous (ID: OvWEZV6/) United States No.513687043
>>513685866 (OP)
Have you tried not being a worthless assfucking faggot?
Seems to work for me.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513687079 >>513687268 >>513687783 >>513689476
>>513686869
If that's "stylized" to you then you must have an incredibly tragic ass.
I think guys are cute in general, fruity or manly or whatever in between. People are beautiful for their souls not (necessarily) their bodies. I hate people who gatekeep superficial bullshit like body types.
Anonymous (ID: DPtjNL2w) No.513687122 >>513687250
There's a lgbt board why do u have to be so annoying. Repent or get out.
Anonymous (ID: bnGw8rfl) Poland No.513687151 >>513687299
>>513687002
If you are not shy and autistic like me that's probably what I'd propose
>>513686925
You can just fight with your urges AND do NOT try being straight. Just live in celibacy. The sin is having a gay sex and living with another men like with a woman, not not living with a woman.
>>513686755
Fair enough, but I'd rather put my trust in God, not in a saint.
Anonymous (ID: 8abN5sJm) Australia No.513687178
>>513685866 (OP)
I don't understand homosexuality. If you're into men why not just jack off infront of a mirror?
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513687250
>>513687122
/lgbt/ is full of judaizers and profoundly mentally ill people. A lot of 764 (and the general com/O9A downstream milieu) members came from there and the gay threads on /r9k/ specifically.
Anonymous (ID: zxooJl5e) Germany No.513687268
>>513687079
>I hate people who gatekeep superficial bullshit like body types.
and I hate :
Trannies
Niggers
FAGGOTS
Homos
Niggers
Spics
Jews
Glowniggers
Niggers
FAGGOTS
Dykes
Gooks
Spooks
Niggers
FAGGOTS
Anonymous (ID: 12eL2x3B) United States No.513687272 >>513687482
What are some worthwhile methods of fighting sin? Paul did it, it's prayer. Secondly, is confession. Confession creates accountability, you must confess to a man of strong faith, so you won't be judged so much. Repent, and this is ehere we wrestle with the matter of sin, that we aren't just seduced once, and our decision to cease doesn't always follow in action, but the One who has all power can change even the Leopard's spots, and make good Christians out of some of the worst sinners.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513687299
>>513687151
Genesis 3:15 is a direct quote from God though
Anonymous (ID: tElyAtlm) United States No.513687356 >>513687483
>>513685866 (OP)
Listen man, trying to find true love in the gay community is like looking for a wife in a strip club. I won't say its never happened but holy shit you might just want to consider giving a gf a try
Anonymous (ID: OuMqzIY8) United States No.513687419
>>513685866 (OP)
Add me on Discord @aspergerseparatist
Anonymous (ID: nz3ssbJa) Canada No.513687482
>>513687272
>the One who has all power can change even the Leopard's spots, and make good Christians out of some of the worst sinners.
How can i ask him to do this? I keep giving into the temptations, I'm so tired of it, but I keep fucking up. I want to turn away but I just don't have the willpower?
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513687483 >>513688059 >>513688150
>>513687356
It genuinely feels like I'm the only gay in existence who doesn't have a boyfriend, every other homo I meet (that isn't slutting it up) is in a committed relationship. My loneliness juxtaposed against even some very, very undesirable guys being in happy relationships makes it hurt even more in a "What is wrong with me?" way
Anonymous (ID: 9lri6VZ1) United States No.513687724 >>513688141
>>513686862
What, do you think heterosexuals don't have overwhelming lust to engage in inappropriate sexual behavior sometimes? You ever seen a Christian men's group there's always at least a couple of guys that can't stop hooking up or watching porn. That's their issue they bring to the group. Being a Christian in the 21st century is some of the most difficult thing to do in a world surrounded by temptation. Especially, lust, which leads to all kinds of self destructive behaviors.

Proverbs 2:21-22 (KJV) For the upright shall dwell in the land, and the perfect shall remain in it.
But the wicked shall be cut off from the earth, and the transgressors shall be rooted out of it.

The wrath God has prepared for the children of disobedience is very real, and very devastating.
Anonymous (ID: GctQb5Qy) Germany No.513687783
>>513687079
However way you feel, you should know that this is very much a thing with furries at least.
Some people who claim to be gay are bi at most and would most likely crash out of an gay relationship by 30. Not all of course, but some.
Anonymous (ID: 8wymcPoj) United States No.513688059
>>513687483
Anytime you want we can start praying that gay away anon. We'll start by slowly weaning you off of it by spooning in short intervals and never letting it get too far. I'm kidding that's a joke. Except for the first sentence, just anytime you want. It's better to pray with others. So, anyone serious about their faith would pray for you at any time.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513688141 >>513688418
>>513687724
Nobody upends their entire life because they can't live without putting it up their gf's pooper. Struggling with lust while similar is still incomparable. Being gay affects your entire life permanently in so many different aspects. Not getting to love who you actually feel that profound love for just genuinely isn't comparable to anything else.
Anonymous (ID: fTeKdjS3) United States No.513688150 >>513688272
>>513687483
i don't have a BF ether anon, the issue is finding someone who wants to be in a monogamous relationship and wants to have a real loving relationship and not just someone to fuck.
that really hard to find in America right now regardless of if you are gay or not.
Anonymous (ID: f7r4+ImH) United States No.513688214 >>513688347
>>513685866 (OP)
My Discord tag is demetrius7206. Please, add me. I've seen your posts before, and I really want to talk to you.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513688272
>>513688150
We could be practice boyfriends
Like yknow just practicing for the real thing for when we do find our special someones
haha
`~`
Anonymous (ID: 9sWLz2ey) United States No.513688281 >>513688718
>>513685866 (OP)
Are you taking every opportunity you notice to search for and obtain what you want? Do you have a good reason to look for whites since you wouldn't be passing on your genes anyway? Are you even white?
Are you open to being directed back to the straight path should you ever find a modern white women that isn't so awful that one feels like a fag in the company of their behavior?
I understand your loneliness, furry fella, and there are many similar people who are looking for someone to love as well. I think we share some experience with the conflict which makes one want to walk the harder path of wrangling women and their problems despite longing for the trustworthiness and genuine empathy of those more similar to us. I've done a poor job with keeping either one in the long term, but I wouldn't appreciate the pros and cons of either if I hadn't searched for and taken opportunities.
Personally I don't think you have to be in a serious mock-marriage to sate your loneliness, maybe you just need a good friend.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513688347 >>513688431
>>513688214
Why me in particular (insert thinkig emoji)
I will if you really want me to
Anonymous (ID: IzTQUynh) United States No.513688418 >>513688718
>>513688141
>Love who you genuinely love.
Is it love, or sexual desire? The greeks had so many words for love and some of them were taboo. I wish English worked that way that there wouldn't be this conflation where sexual desire becomes love. It was lust that made me lose my path to ministry. I thought like you, she was exciting, a little crazy, maybe fixable, and best friends with the head pastors. She also, wasn't the first woman I'd hooked up with in the church. It's so hard to just not love who you love, right? Well, they were right, and had been warning me every Sunday about life strategies that don't produce fruit.
Anonymous (ID: f7r4+ImH) United States No.513688431 >>513688718 >>513688907
>>513688347
You're in a very, very familiar situation as I, and we seem to have a lot in common. Please, I just want to chat for a bit - no pressure, though.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513688718 >>513688910 >>513688916
>>513688431
I will when I get home from wageslaving at about 7:30am eastern, my trooncord name starts with sp
>>513688281
I appreciate your effortpost friend
>>513688418
It's love, like capital-L Love, sex is mostly irrelevant to me anyway since medicating my pain has destroyed my sex drive anyway. Not that it's impossible for me or anything, it just genuinely isn't even really on my mind when I fall in love with someone. It's completely secondary and I love and am attracted to people's souls. Not that I don't want my hypothetical bf to feel desired, not at all what I mean, hopefully you understand
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513688907 >>513689220
>>513688431
Also pls just confirm your handle for me real quick before my thread is kill. I've had people give me their discord before but they spelled it wrong before I got a chance to tell them it was wrong since the thread died and I never got to talk to them and it makes me really sad every time it happens ;~;
Anonymous (ID: IzTQUynh) United States No.513688910
>>513688718
>am attracted to people's souls
You're also attracted to their bodies. We all are.
It's the right attitude to be attracted to the soul, but, you're dealing with a non-starter with homosexuality. It's the same with fornication. It's a dead end. You can make all the excuses you want, but it's never the correct approach.
Anonymous (ID: f7r4+ImH) United States No.513688916
>>513688718
Thank you, I really appreciate it. And I really look forward to hearing from you. :)
Anonymous (ID: f7r4+ImH) United States No.513689220 >>513689252
>>513688907
The tag is demetrius7206 - display name is Legosi. I'll be working from 3:00 to 10:00pm US CST tomorrow, but I'll reach out. I promise.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513689252 >>513689435
>>513689220
See ya soon buddy
Anonymous (ID: IzTQUynh) United States No.513689435
>>513689252
Remember, anytime you want.

2 Peter 3:9 (KJV) The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
Anonymous (ID: sAK0y7uB) United States No.513689476 >>513690100 >>513690840
>>513687079
I mean gay furry porn tries to make everything look all smooth/clean and great when in reality it's hairy, smelly, and shit gets everywhere just like IRL.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513690100 >>513690304
>>513689476
I get it, but sex in general is gross and women aren't any better. When you put your wiener in one remember that that fluid is a mixture of mucus, blood, dead skin cells, smegma, often fecal particles because a lot of women are retarded and don't clean properly, and God only knows what else, with all of these being full of bacteria in and of themselves. Anal also isn't a requirement to be gay, way more homos than you probably think don't do it.
Anonymous (ID: sAK0y7uB) United States No.513690304 >>513690413 >>513690884
>>513690100
doesn't matter what's in a vagina, still looks way cleaner and if it smells like shit you can easily kick her out or tell her to actually take care of it whereas of course and ass is going to smell like shit. if you ever stick your dick in a pussy and it comes out covered in shit then something is very wrong with her and your nose
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513690413 >>513690526
>>513690304
>whereas of course and ass is going to smell like shit
It's not supposed to bro, including everyday life without actively preparing for sex. Get a bidet or spray some water up your ass with the high pressure setting on the showerhead. The idea of only using toilet paper to clean your ass is actually horrifying to me.
Anonymous (ID: sAK0y7uB) United States No.513690526 >>513690687
>>513690413
I dont care how much you spray stuff up your ass it's still got shit and smells like shit you disgusting homo
Talibama !sQBpNw6wU2 (ID: 8YQyuRYU) United States No.513690577 >>513690721
>>513686979
>If you never got into a relationship by your late 20s, you're dying alone

pretty much this…

ive had grindr dates 1) try to kidnap me in mexicali, 2) chase me with scissors, 3) huff bug spray in my car and run out in front of an SUV , killing a few of its occupants, one maintained a 500 page blog about how i work for the cia or whatever and how im responsible for his meth voices… after all that i get a boyfriend and he drops dead in less than a year(he was vaxxed, i just said no to drugs) and then i never went out , met, used an app, fucked , or ever dealt with anyone again. its over. i flinch even when my best friend gets too close to me with a shovel or a hammer or a knife now.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513690687 >>513690961
>>513690526
Your ass is not supposed to smell like shit bro, if it does it means you're not cleaning properly... internally sure, but the entire point of preparation is to empty and clean it. Anal doesn't really apeal to me much in the first place, I have nothing to gain from defending it just trying to make a point. Seriously try the showerhead thing, you'll thank me for it and never be able to go back once you do.
Anonymous (ID: NRjYyo28) United States No.513690721
>>513690577
>Maybe, God's trying to show you something.
Are the cruelest words to hear sometimes, but it needs to be said, regardless.
Anonymous (ID: 5oGbN4Fw) United States No.513690810 >>513691131
>>513685866 (OP)
whats ur discord
Anonymous (ID: 5oGbN4Fw) United States No.513690840
>>513689476
>n in reality it's hairy, smelly, and shit gets everywhere
h-hot
Anonymous (ID: 5oGbN4Fw) United States No.513690884
>>513690304
penises are way more beautiful than vaginas
Anonymous (ID: sAK0y7uB) United States No.513690961 >>513691072
>>513690687
Nigger of course I'm talking about internally, we're talking about gay sex. Did you really need that clarification? I'm not sticking stuff up my ass because you are retarded and don't understand context.
Anonymous (ID: t311bC9z) Canada No.513691027
>>513686365
Notice how everyone who threw bible verses at you are fundamentally misunderstanding the redemptive power of grace?
>You faggot cannot love God.. because the fruits of loving God is you are no longer a stinking faggot
They want you to cure yourself before you come to God. I say,
Glad for you for seeing the truth in Jesus Christ. I will pray for you, and hope you continue to let Jesus into your heart
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513691072 >>513691111 >>513691131 >>513691361
>>513690961
Just try the showerhead thing, please. You'll see what I'm talking about. It's not gonna turn you gay or something, you'll just feel clean for the first time in your life and you'll always feel disgusting just using tp from then on. The same applies to the inner depths of your wrecked tomb
Anonymous (ID: sAK0y7uB) United States No.513691111 >>513691515
>>513691072
bro I clean my ass in the shower, I don't have to stick something up it to get it clean. You fags are mentally ill
Anonymous (ID: 5oGbN4Fw) United States No.513691131 >>513691425
>>513691072
hey >>513690810
Anonymous (ID: FWD2mP+s) United States No.513691361 >>513691458
>>513691072
That's how vice works. People, engage in vice because it feels good, but in the long run, it makes them feel bad. So, they use it more to not feel bad. Eventually, they're doing the most to never feel bad and feeling good sailed away a long time ago.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513691425 >>513691466
>>513691131
What is yours question mark
Anonymous (ID: t311bC9z) Canada No.513691458 >>513691671 >>513691695
>>513691361
Di you guys not have bidets? This isn't a gay thing, but a direct spray of water to your anus is better cleaning the poop away then literal paper.
Why do Americans make everything gay? Clean your pooper with water dumbass
Anonymous (ID: 5oGbN4Fw) United States No.513691466 >>513691671
>>513691425
ponybooru
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513691515 >>513691803
>>513691111
I'm inclined to believe the mentally ill ones are the people walking around with stinky poopy asses all day and thinking it's just like that for everyone
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513691671 >>513691682
>>513691466
I'll say hi when I get out of work this morning
>>513691458
Bidets practically don't exist here no, a lot of younger people are finding out about them thankfully.
Now listen heurr hoss, you ain't a real STRAIGHT MAN unless you walk around with a shit covered anus and leave skidmarks on all your undies cause washing your ass is for FAGS
Anonymous (ID: 5oGbN4Fw) United States No.513691682 >>513691715
>>513691671
can you send a request before you sleep
Anonymous (ID: EEOPrvqE) United States No.513691695
>>513691458
Don't blame me for someone else's gay thoughts.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513691715 >>513691849 >>513692275
>>513691682
I will I promise
Anonymous (ID: sAK0y7uB) United States No.513691803 >>513691944 >>513691980
>>513691515
You know when you actually don't have a blown out asshole, aren't a drug/alcohol addicted queer, and actually take care of yourself then you have clean shits, right? I'm sure having to clean the whole toilet bowl after whatever rancid concoction sprays out your ass warrants you spraying it back, but assuming everyone else has stinky asses because they don't have to shoot water up their prolapsed anus to get it clean is pretty mentally ill.
Anonymous (ID: 9IdTwgVa) United States No.513691849
>>513691715
Proverbs 1:10 (KJV) My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.

It's already too late, let's revisit this at your next low point.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513691944 >>513691993
>>513691803
I'm a virgin
Anonymous (ID: 51hb/gFF) Canada No.513691967 >>513692035
Centrist gay here, I too find this to be a problem.

I've sorta just accept I'll be alone and become comfortable with that.

I also feel like I see a lot of dudes in relationships they don't seem all that committed to, but they've been in forever.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513691980 >>513692064
>>513691803
And like I said all other first world countries use bidets not just tp. It's a uniquely american affliction.
Anonymous (ID: sAK0y7uB) United States No.513691993 >>513692061
>>513691944
what causes you to have such disgusting shits that coat your entire ass then?
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513692035 >>513692118 >>513693118 >>513693735
>>513691967
I'll pray for God to send you your bf maplefriend
If you ever just want somebody to talk to feel free to leave me your discord/etc too, I like supporting people
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513692061 >>513692105
>>513691993
Why are you just making things up now
Cleaning yourself isn't gay
Anonymous (ID: sAK0y7uB) United States No.513692064
>>513691980
why should I care if other countries want to shoot stuff up their asses? you can easily use a wet wipe without having to go up your ass too.
Anonymous (ID: jhIw7L0o) Saudi Arabia No.513692069
>>513685866 (OP)
Gays are well known for their crazy promiscuity and general degeneracy. Why would you expect to stumble into a committed gay relationship?
Anonymous (ID: sAK0y7uB) United States No.513692105
>>513692061
What do you mean I'm making things up? Do you really not take shits where you just have to wipe it once or twice and it's clean? You're the one saying without the bidet you'd have a shit caked ass with shit stains getting every where.
Anonymous (ID: 9IdTwgVa) United States No.513692118
>>513692035
James 4:2-4, 7-10 (KJV) Ye lust, and have not: ye kill, and desire to have, and cannot obtain: ye fight and war, yet ye have not, because ye ask not.
Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume it upon your lusts.
Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.
Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands, ye sinners; and purify your hearts, ye double minded.
Be afflicted, and mourn, and weep: let your laughter be turned to mourning, and your joy to heaviness.
Humble yourselves in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift you up.
Anonymous (ID: 5oGbN4Fw) United States No.513692275 >>513692302 >>513692494
>>513691715
im afraid youll forget
Anonymous (ID: 5oGbN4Fw) United States No.513692302 >>513692494
>>513692275
or just decide not to
Anonymous (ID: GbjHSCuL) United States No.513692316
>>513685866 (OP)
because its not even real anymore, its just a corporate lifestyle zoomers use to be seen in public settings with a high likelihood of being around boomers in the corporate world
Anonymous (ID: GbjHSCuL) United States No.513692382
zoomer gay couples arent even really fucking, theyre just waiting for easy jobs from a boomer that has gay sex with them
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513692494
>>513692275
>>513692302
I wiiiIIIIILLLLLUHHHHHHH ohmy GOOOOSHHHHHuhhh
Anonymous (ID: J7yvGmae) United States No.513692645 >>513692905
>>513685866 (OP)
Maybe it's different as a 21 year old but if it's really that hard I'd encourage you to join a /soc/ Discord for locals and hit it off there. I see gays hitting it off all the time. You need to look in places that encourage communal interaction rather than shit like dating apps which are designed to keep you lonely. As a gay guy I prioritize actual love and romance over causal hookups. You're similar to me in that you were also raised Catholic and had to deal with the loss of not being able to live as yourself during that time. I was thankfully able to process everything sooner. I would probably be okay with being your bf desu. It's a curse knowing people like this also exist and they're always on the other side of the country every single time.
Anonymous (ID: 51hb/gFF) Canada No.513692854 >>513693939
I'm sorta afraid of opening up to gays I find in political spaces, even the seemingly right wing ones.

It feels like they're too extreme, one direction over the other, right wing ones to the point of self destruction.
Anonymous (ID: DAEqK8+r) Canada No.513692882
>>513685866 (OP)
politically incorrect?
Anonymous (ID: J7yvGmae) United States No.513692905
>>513692645
I should clarify by "hitting it off" I mean that people developed actual, non casual relationships. I also dislike a lot of the BDSM shit. If I love my partner, why would I beat and choke him? It just makes no sense to me but I am also sexually inexperienced. Used to have a major crush on Asriel in 2015 when I was like 11.
Anonymous (ID: s9EH5qOZ) Lithuania No.513692916
All twinks or "bottom" gays l've known are two faced whores. Statistics have them fucking even more people than roasties. They simply can't be trusted.
Anonymous (ID: 51hb/gFF) Canada No.513693118 >>513693283
>>513692035

Lowkey didn't notice you were OP

Not sure I like the idea of just leaving my discord on a POL thread, either. I actually use it.
Anonymous (ID: LseZeGdt) United States No.513693283 >>513693337
>>513693118
Spewb
^^
Anonymous (ID: zFpt58gt) Finland No.513693331
Well thats disgusting and its always a fucking furry.
Anonymous (ID: J7yvGmae) United States No.513693337
>>513693283
Adding you
Anonymous (ID: J/T+w9Nd) Australia No.513693589
>>513686443
I used to think I was gay until I realised humans are all lying animals. I liked to think of myself as asexual but even that doesn't fit the animal side of things.
I know that if I need to have kids I will have them but for now I'm completely fine cuddling up with dudes and not having that awkward weirdness around women who force their annoying ego into your face and then put you down if you reject it. I could technically find a woman with the same mindset. But the mindset that I have does not require children, and children would not make my life any worse or any better.
Straight women throw themselves at me but my feminine qualities are deeper than most women I know. Especially the average Australian women where the most feminine Aussie woman is more masculine than the baseline of masculinity. Feminity in Australia is put down more than any feminist would mention. So more and more men are taking up those missing qualities and that opens you up to more men being desirable than women. Also pussy stank
Anonymous (ID: fTeKdjS3) United States No.513693735
>>513692035
one day we will all find someone op
Anonymous (ID: FjloFi8Z) No.513693939 >>513694307
>>513692854
feel something similar anon. Even though I’m bi, i don’t really feel that β€œconnected” to LGBT groups or to certain people who get way too extreme about these topics. What’s even worse is when you meet someone you think you’re compatible with and it turns out they’ve got some internalized homophobia.
Anonymous (ID: 51hb/gFF) Canada No.513694307 >>513694751 >>513695663
>>513693939

I'd call myself queer, pretty certainly.

Having been with both sexes, there is just a quality in loving another guy that isn't achievable with women.

Theres always something superficial about hetero relationships, and it isn't something I want to subject myself to.

On the other hand .. political gays are a nightmare, on average. Right wing gays are very self sabotaging, and trying to help them understand how they come across is impossible. Starting to feel like right wing gays are all the same person, a person who you want to like, but they push you away because of some autistic complex. Left wing gays I draw the line at the palestine stuff, like, I just don't have the energy for that. Obviously I find myself more bothered by right wing ones, though, because I don't really try with the really left wing ones anymore.
Anonymous (ID: 0p91f0Cf) United States No.513694331
>>513686365
MBGA
Anonymous (ID: J7yvGmae) United States No.513694751
>>513694307
It's because when you're with a guy you can act like yourself. That simple fact is what makes it better. You don't have to hide who you are around your bros. Women can only offer children, once that's out the window there's not really much of an advantage if you just don't care. I don't really care that much about looks. I just want to wake up in the arms of my best friend and feel the heat from his body.
Anonymous (ID: MCPD6xFq) Russian Federation No.513694899 >>513695926
>>513685866 (OP)
I wish I was gay. Gays seem to be much more reasonable and trustworthy than w*men.
Just hang out in furry circles, go to a furcon or something, I am certain you're bound to find someone in the same boat there eventually.
Anonymous (ID: 6GI0jLLp) United States No.513694974
Cross the threshold, repent forever
Anonymous (ID: FjloFi8Z) No.513695663 >>513695927
>>513694307
Where can I find more pics like this? I’m not very familiar with the furry scene, but I really like a lot of the art I’ve seen
Anonymous (ID: ccZIZQzD) United States No.513695754 >>513695927
what a surprising anomaly. furfaggot gayqueer shit from >>>/lgbt/ just sits here smelling like inside-out asshole for over 4 hours.
i wonder who the mods of the website could be
Anonymous (ID: XDAUonfh) Canada No.513695832 >>513695927
Fags are shameless sluts, the concept of pairbonding applies to gayniggers too, you fucking whores.
Anonymous (ID: uEqRZ8+C) Canada No.513695926
>>513694899
>Gays seem to be much more reasonable and trustworthy than w*men.
Anonymous (ID: 51hb/gFF) Canada No.513695927
>>513695663

I prefer to search mostly for SFW art, so that can be a bit harder to find.

E926, twitter, deviantart, furaffinity

You'll sometimes have to pick through some weird stuff to find the sweet stuff.

>>513695754
>>513695832

bumping to sage ? homophobe brain
sage (ID: 1FnYa26f) United States No.513696066 >>513696725
Move to the Middle East; They have your medicine.
Anonymous (ID: dJTiIPWK) United States No.513696259 >>513696725
>>513685866 (OP)
fren, forgive me for my obsessive sperging, I got overjoyed with hope
Anonymous (ID: 51hb/gFF) Canada No.513696725
it smerrs rike open asshorr een heea, oh mai goordnessss
>>513696066
>>513696259