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Anonymous (ID: u0YhdKwa) United States No.513688530 >>513688871 >>513688961 >>513688991 >>513689526 >>513689940 >>513690015 >>513690272 >>513690524 >>513691201 >>513691275 >>513692182 >>513692471 >>513692575 >>513692620
"FUNGUS-ENCRUSTED ZOMBIE SPIDERS" SUDDENLY INFESTING HOMES ON ALL CONTINENTS!!! WTF /POL/
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/fungus-zombie-spiders-america-b2811839.html
Spiders infected with a fungus that turns them into “zombies” are now being found all over the world — including in the U.S. — and freaking out homeowners.

Fungus-infected spiders have been spotted by residents in Minnesota, Ontario, the U.K., Russia and New Zealand, The Wall Street Journal reports.

The fungus was first discovered four years ago inside an abandoned gunpowder store in Northern Ireland by the crew of the BBC’s Winterwatch TV series. Researchers named the fungus Gibellula attenboroughii, after the iconic British naturalist, David Attenborough.

The fungus infects orb-weaving, cave-dwelling spiders found in Europe called Metellina merianae, scientists discovered. The fungus works by changing the arachnids’ behavior to help promote the spread of spores, according to a study published earlier this year in the research journal Fungal Systematics and Evolution.

It causes spiders to behave in strange ways, such as going out into the open to die. Now, homeowners around the world are being haunted by the sight of these zombie arachnids.

Anna Baddams, who lives in the city of Southampton on England’s south coast, found hundreds of the zombie spiders in her shed, she told the Journal. She “couldn’t sleep for weeks” and keeps her windows closed to keep them from crawling in. Simon Butenko told the Journal he similarly found the spiders in his parents’ wine cellar in Anapa, Russia. He said the encrusted spiders were “hanging at head height” when he found them.
Anonymous (ID: l7WmEYTF) Canada No.513688713
I get at least ten spiders on me every shift, literally! lol

My hair, har, clothes, inside my shirt even, found one the other day under three shirt layers, must have been there for hours probubly craweled on me while patrolling.
Anonymous (ID: eJCH1jEi) United States No.513688766 >>513689456
I'm all in
Anonymous (ID: Vb4HhNkr) Brazil No.513688871 >>513690403
>>513688530 (OP)
Hand me a big can of insecticide + a lighter
Anonymous (ID: sPMmQKf8) United States No.513688961
>>513688530 (OP)
Things are gonna change, I can feel it
Anonymous (ID: wCJH8FLP) Ireland No.513688991 >>513689192 >>513689559 >>513689940 >>513691846
>>513688530 (OP)
Lol, wait till it starts infecting humans.
Anonymous (ID: 7ObG5Crc) Israel No.513689192
>>513688991
She looks like a flower
King Of Retard (ID: yga6QFCg) No.513689456
>>513688766
It shall be so
Anonymous (ID: r7kjo04L) United States No.513689526
>>513688530 (OP)
Maybe they will eat the termites.
Anonymous (ID: O5ONv3Ca) United States No.513689559 >>513689940 >>513693624
>>513688991
Being a flower head is literally the exact opposite of being a possessed zombie.
Anonymous (ID: wCJH8FLP) Ireland No.513689940
>>513688530 (OP)
>Fungus infected, behavior altered
>>513688991
>Fungus infected, behavior altered

>>513689559
>HURR *snorts* DURR *heart palpitates* IT'S NOT DE SAME *insurance turns down third heart transplant*
I hate amerimongrels.
Anonymous (ID: FQCh6tld) United States No.513689973 >>513690297 >>513690379 >>513693364 >>513693459
fungus amungus
Anonymous (ID: CJy7mCp9) India No.513690015
>>513688530 (OP)
This can be stopped if you end all billionaires and the secret ones
Anonymous (ID: wxWTiNHD) New Zealand No.513690272
>>513688530 (OP)
>"""Discovered""" by the crew of """BBC"""
Oh wow! Our totally normal crew from the entirely bipartisan news corp just randomly stumbled upon this fungal disease that has now spread globally.
It's the Jews again.
Anonymous (ID: 7ObG5Crc) Israel No.513690297
>>513689973
In muh bungus
Anonymous (ID: 0CMH+QQS) Norway No.513690379 >>513693459
>>513689973
when the fungus learns how to vent we will all die
Anonymous (ID: ZyXqurr0) Russian Federation No.513690403 >>513690501
>>513688871
>big can of insecticide + a lighter
are you going to what, smoke insecticide?
Anonymous (ID: inYqryxF) United States No.513690501
>>513690403
Yes
Anonymous (ID: TaP4VaVH) Costa Rica No.513690524 >>513691693
>>513688530 (OP)
They are testing their biochem research on animals so they can move onto goyim eventually. Also see: Weapons, RE4.
Anonymous (ID: 7ObG5Crc) Israel No.513691088
Shouldn't walk a tiberium field without proper equipment
Anonymous (ID: nty+EeTg) No.513691201
>>513688530 (OP)
>It causes spiders to behave in strange ways, such as going out into the open to die.
Interesting.
Anonymous (ID: a3Kb55mR) United States No.513691275
>>513688530 (OP)
Really, Well I'm from Minnesota and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "fungus zombie spiders"
Anonymous (ID: u0YhdKwa) United States No.513691693 >>513692109
>>513690524
That's a conspiracy theory,
Anonymous (ID: D7csMHgP) United States No.513691846 >>513693586
>>513688991
The colony of malassezia furfur on my scalp and tongue has been battle tested from years of heavy smoking, drinking, and lack of hygiene. In a world dominated by fungus zombies, only the NEETs will survive. I've given girls thrush just by kissing them. These Gibellula niggers don't know what they're dealing with.
Anonymous (ID: kmDWhlmQ) Slovakia No.513692109 >>513693605
>>513691693
no, it's the sad reality.
just like covid came from bats then from a lab then from bats you chud then from chinese labs no it's bats don't be antisemitic when actually it's from american labs aaaand it got memoryholed
Anonymous (ID: 3sMUKdnG) United States No.513692165
russians
Anonymous (ID: 78BcDtkh) Netherlands No.513692182
>>513688530 (OP)
mandatory fungus bump, slide thread or not
Anonymous (ID: ATcj2HHd) Australia No.513692471
>>513688530 (OP)

I have multiple spiders as pets and none of them are zombies.
Anonymous (ID: bpRhy70E) France No.513692477 >>513693297
>zombie spiders
>zombie squirrels
>zombie rabbits
Geat creative with your fake and gay narratives. We deserve better psyops.
Anonymous (ID: ATcj2HHd) Australia No.513692537
They live on the outside of my windows and in cracks
Anonymous (ID: ATcj2HHd) Australia No.513692575 >>513692733
>>513688530 (OP)
Obvious distractions are obvious
Where’s the Epstein list?
Anonymous (ID: yxiziLhT) Finland No.513692620
>>513688530 (OP)
I bet the jews did this.
Anonymous (ID: FYUScvZ1) Sweden No.513692733
>>513692575
Aliens didnt do it
Atlas didnt do it, we attached 3I next to it, that didnt work out
We brought back September 23rd, still no
Deer with HPV didnt do it
Squirrels got zombie HPV and that didnt do it
It is time for zombie fungus infected spiders
Anonymous (ID: 6Ja/lH9X) New Zealand No.513693236 >>513693413 >>513694127
You think that's weird, behavior altering diseases?
Lol, its quite common in nature.
Rabies will make you hydrophilic , meaning you cant drink water despite a raging thirst. That's so the virus can concentrate in your mouth;s saliva. Fortunately it does not cause humans to go around biting other people but that is how it spreads in other animals such as bats, foxes, dogs, etc.
Even Influenza has been shown to make people more sociable during the incubation phase, so they go out and mix with other people, spreading the virus to anyone nearby.

Haha, people are so dumb they think Humans are above this sort of bullshit. Truth is they are not.
Now here is an interesting one. Look up "Massospora cicadina"
Its a fungus that alters the sexual behavior of cicadas. Get this. It makes the males imitate female sexual behavior. Uninfected males mate with them and get infected in turn.
Does any of that sound familiar to you at all?
Gee, are there any examples of human males imitating female sexual behaviour at all?
???
Anonymous (ID: Z7tIaXBE) No.513693297
>>513692477
pretty sure it's one dude spamming these tabloid-tier fearmongering threads. here's one he made earlier: >>513667771
Anonymous (ID: VaEEGFhj) Germany No.513693364
>>513689973
Lost
Sage (ID: hf2OljJY) United States No.513693413 >>513693975 >>513694344
>>513693236
Anyone who did not grow up with an expensive au pair and wealthy home ought to try antimicrobial treatment, and see if it changes their behavior
Anonymous (ID: SbjVD6jH) United States No.513693459
>>513689973
>>513690379
FUNG SUS
Anonymous (ID: kelcvh0K) Slovakia No.513693586
>>513691846
based
Anonymous (ID: kelcvh0K) Slovakia No.513693605
>>513692109
>covid came from bats
lol, lmao even
Anonymous (ID: ZiCdc0r5) United States No.513693624
>>513689559
Don't try to play me like I got a flowerpot head kid.
Anonymous (ID: 6Ja/lH9X) New Zealand No.513693975
>>513693413
You want to know the real issue? If it was known that homosexuality is caused by an infectious disease then all hell would break loose. All the assholes who pushed so hard for gay rights, gay marriage, gay parades, the entire tranny agenda, the drag queen library hours, would be shown up to be absolute fuckwits who facilitated the spread of a life altering disease.
Think about Covid and the mass hysteria over a fucking flu. The normies would be out in the streets chasing the queers out of town ( like they did in the old days ) and hanging the gay rights activists from lamposts ( not saying that would be a bad thing )
Anonymous (ID: ZveT1sAt) Germany No.513694127
>>513693236
looked it up, its true lmao.
I allways knew something is off with faggotry and that pedos reproduce by touching children.
Anonymous (ID: O5ONv3Ca) United States No.513694344
>>513693413
not eating anything for a couple weeks every month is cheaper