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Rainbow Dash is my God (ID: hAzBTUvv) Croatia No.513690535 >>513690630 >>513690646 >>513691969 >>513693034 >>513693345 >>513696028 >>513696141 >>513696197
Want to get citizenship of India? Only 12 years.
>Foreigners can apply for citizenship by naturalization after residing in India for a specific period, typically around 12 years, and fulfilling other conditions.
Anonymous (ID: 5fr1R2Ee) Canada No.513690564 >>513690624 >>513690650 >>513691969 >>513692709
why would anyone want that
Rainbow Dash is my God (ID: hAzBTUvv) Croatia No.513690624
>>513690564
Masochism? Irony?
Anonymous (ID: L+W0uzTe) United States No.513690630
>>513690535 (OP)
12 years? Wow, it should be 50. I mean India is such a vibrant and amazing place that there will be LOADS of people from all over the world who will gladly stay in India for such a short time. I mean, it’s so awesome that 12 years will fly right by!
Anonymous (ID: 6T1trpWq) Ireland No.513690646
>>513690535 (OP)
Is there any shortcut
Anonymous (ID: SLKl3m8i) Singapore No.513690650 >>513690823 >>513692175
>>513690564
Same reason why people chop off their own cocks. Or lock their own cocks. Or climb everest. Or put man on the moon.
Anonymous (ID: L+W0uzTe) United States No.513690823
>>513690650
>climb Everest
I saw a video on YouTube recently of how a ton of Indians will fake climbing Everest shamelessly for clout and then post it on social media/get public recognition and awards for it. Sometimes even money and becoming a motivational speaker.
They usually take a pic of some white guy or a team of obvious nonindians, photoshop their faces on. This usually gets deboonked swiftly due to how shitty of a job they do. But they manage to fool the masses for a brief period of time. EACH TIME. Because this is a repeatedly occurring problem
Anonymous (ID: vdF6MZhN) United States No.513691222
didnt this artist turn into a born again christian?
Anonymous (ID: f6/N8/GL) United States No.513691563 >>513692286 >>513692398
Would they even deport a white person? I thought about illegally immigrating there and running phone scams because I'd be far better at it than any jeet. Those scam call centres make millions and barely pay the hired help anything.
Anonymous (ID: pX57ncyT) No.513691969
>>513690535 (OP)
>>513690564
Just letting you all know I'm VIOLENTLY goooooning to that Juri video
Anonymous (ID: hUjfnTg7) United States No.513692175
>>513690650
>mfw you move to India because of your Faustian spirit
Anonymous (ID: czRLd9rp) United States No.513692286 >>513694989
>>513691563
they would kill you and i don't mean like who dun it murder it would be in plain view in daylight and it would be a mob not a person how could you not understand that?
Anonymous (ID: czRLd9rp) United States No.513692398 >>513694989
>>513691563
its like someone saying I think its a great idea to go to mexico and start selling drugs they make millions...you're not going to make it frien
Anonymous (ID: HCd6Pe0p) Australia No.513692486 >>513692663
Anonymous (ID: hUjfnTg7) United States No.513692663 >>513692997
>>513692486
I like how the floor of that boat looks like it's been coated in shit
Anonymous (ID: GDaqaZL4) Thailand No.513692709 >>513692743 >>513693302
>>513690564
what if you get paid 1 million dollar but you have to live in india?
Anonymous (ID: L+W0uzTe) United States No.513692743 >>513692903
>>513692709
You would live like a king with $1 million
The Indian in your gif would agree
Anonymous (ID: 4eujKmWh) Poland No.513692767
In a perfect world feetfags would not exist.
Anonymous (ID: GDaqaZL4) Thailand No.513692903
>>513692743
living like a king is nice but everyone i have to interact from this point on is indian and that sound like hell on earth
not even mentioning outside of my mansion everything is smeared in different kind of feces and piss
Anonymous (ID: 26eRU+o1) Canada No.513692944
Wait so she offers you a lollipop but she ruins it by rubbing it on the bottom of her foot first? Is this some kind of ragebait?
Anonymous (ID: Q4DYAaEj) Hungary No.513692997
>>513692663
How stupid that whole thing is. Clearly unbalanced and overloaded. I assume Indians are bad at swimming as they are bad at sports altogether. They only ever won 10 olympic gold medals since 1900.
Anonymous (ID: wYfuwkRf) Sweden No.513693034
>>513690535 (OP)
So either diphtheria gets you or you get a citizenship. Not the best odds.
Anonymous (ID: 5fr1R2Ee) Canada No.513693302
>>513692709
I wouldnt even want to be a billionaire in india, the smell would permeate and foul every palace I could own and the noise is inescapable. even with armed guards id probably still have to deal with dysgenic sewer rats begging me for money.
Anonymous (ID: zLgWwsXO) Switzerland No.513693345
>>513690535 (OP)

Fuck off India is full. Make your own country great again.
Anonymous (ID: f6/N8/GL) United States No.513694989
>>513692286
You could buy a gun or something. Hire non-jeet security, maybe? Def not live in the cities
>>513692398
They don't flay each other alive like cartels do.

If you could speak actual English as a first language you would be a better scammer.
Anonymous (ID: SsTTQ5Qp) United States No.513696028
>>513690535 (OP)
>You have to wait 7 years to become a resident in Somalia
Anonymous (ID: sb/n9YTR) Hungary No.513696141
>>513690535 (OP)
Dude you could just move to a gypsy village and the only difference would be you could dip out before they fill your corpse cum and shit to eat
Anonymous (ID: nLn7h0hH) Switzerland No.513696197
>>513690535 (OP)
>12 years
Harder that Switzerland, wtf