>>513692373 (OP)
i enjoy a pipe. I made a few myself out of tree branches in my backyard. I dried them over a year, cut them to shape, whittled, filed and sanded them into the stem and bowl, stained and varnished them and now I have a growing collection.
I'll be dying of a rope by the age of 65, so anything short of sudden death is nothing to me at all.